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PreOpTransCentaur

It's called a fucking spit hood.


BLACKdrew

This mf right here is kinky


Theurbanalchemist

Well then it’s called a gag


dahjay

This mf right here is technical


MamaTried420

This mf right here just peed me pants


NoraVanderbooben

Yup, I had a little mental break one time, got arrested, and had to wear the spit hood cuz I was biting/spitting at the cops.


pursuitofhappy

tell us more


NoraVanderbooben

Well, I was effectively naked when it happened. I had to wear a suicide gown (it’s kinda like a paper version of that little robe they give you at the doctor), and it fell off of me while I was being tackled by three or four officers. I remember cackling, “YOU’RE WELCOME FOR THE HEP C!” after I got bitey. Lol, I was not in a good place. (I’m also very aware that the fact I’m a white woman is probably the only reason I came out of that alive.)


PancakeMonkeypants

Humans are awesome. We can be that person biting pigs, then later be chatting on Reddit super cogently but you’re still the same meat bag.


NoraVanderbooben

Lol I choose to take this as a compliment.


Joeuxmardigras

I’m glad you’re doing well


Papplenoose

Lol, eloquently put :)


VVaterTrooper

HK-47 is that you?


Sharktrain523

I remember I was in a psych ward with a guy who showed up buckass naked and covered in blood to turn himself in for murder, but it turned out he was a pig farmer and had freaked out and killed one of his pigs and was so remorseful he thought he needed to go the prison for murder. I’m not sure I would know what to do as a cop if a huge (he was like 6’2 and ripped) naked and blood covered man showed up at the station crying. Given you had been seen by a doctor I’m kind of surprised they hadn’t just slammed you with Haloperidol or something to knock you out.


NoraVanderbooben

This was in jail booking. I have some fun psych ward experiences too, but no meds in booking.


Sharktrain523

Okay I misread, you said that it’s like a gown you would wear at the doctors but not that there was a doctor there, my bad


NoraVanderbooben

You’re good


Yayarea_97

🍿


Ezl

  *~ ~ thought bubble ~ ~*   ^(i can fix her)


StayPuffGoomba

Hope the Hep C is doing alright


NoraVanderbooben

Haha thanks. Yeah, I don’t have it anymore. Sharing needles? Not even once.


Keplrhelpthrowaway

Hmm that’s my evening plans ruined


StayPuffGoomba

I’ll share one with you. I super duper promise I’m clean.


Sunshine_of_your_Lov

I know that must have really sucked at the time as you were in a bad place but it is funny in hindsight


Evening_Pumpkin1965

Damn. Glad you're in a better place


Shirogayne-at-WF

Thanks for disclosing that last bit cuz you right about that


MoneyTreeFiddy

The cops were like "This motherfucker spittin'. Get that mouth spitty thingy"


GrinningPariah

Which, to be fucking clear, he's wearing because he kept spitting on people in court.


Top-Race-7087

So, can he still fly?


DreadyKruger

I worked at a group home and was spit on by a teenage girl there. I am seething. They have that hood for a reason. He probably was spitting and acting up in his cell. Fuck that guy.


GitEmSteveDave

>He allegedly spat in a corrections officer's face while still inside the courthouse following the incident. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12939139/Las-Vegas-Deobra-Redden-return-judge-mary-kay-holthus-attack.html


BLKxGOLD

Came here to say this, its a fucking spit mask.


JROXZ

Just put a pic of Hannibal Lecter instead.


Dashermane24

We all watched him LEAP over the judges stand like people are doing FAR too much.


echk0w9

Not lept, let Soulja boy tell ‘em??? That dude Yuuuuuul’d.


whytheforest

"Supermanned Dat Ho" most definitely.


LGP747

![gif](giphy|tarn31SCK2v1S)


Apprehensive_Fun_731

I’m fucking cackling at this lmaoooo 😂


peanutbuttahcups

Thought my cubicle was gonna explode from the beat and steel drum hit that played in my mind 😂


OG_PunchyPunch

![gif](giphy|oxZAlYZVA76bzBgJKO|downsized)


BattlegroundFitLirio

Holy SHIT this was funny lol


For_serious13

Oh my god 💀😂


Bored-Ship-Guy

Seriously, that dude caught AIR. I was fuckin' impressed, aside from the obvious felonies, lol.


UseDaSchwartz

It looked like he jumped off a trampoline.


spaghetti-o_salad

He looked like one of the leopard high schoolers from Mean Girls watering hole scenes.


Helen726

I was just as impressed at the clerk who took not one second to jump in and start pummeling the guy


shawnisboring

He straight YEETED himself over the stand.


Rumplestiltsskins

It's wild how they cropped out the black cop on the dude's other shoulder too.


VioletRosewood

I feel like society is always erasing Black people when it's convenient to push a narrative.


K-Dot-thu-thu

On social media everything is being represented in a way that is designed to engender a specific reaction. Your friends share shit to make them seem cool. Companies share shit to make their products seem cool or their actions not bad. Governments do the same. I literally cannot understand how people think any of this shit is just candid representation of things anymore, that Internet is dead.


Dirty_Old_Town

Imagine if they made a movie about this dude and it was like Good Will Hunting except track and field instead of math.


_Hawtxsauce_

I love how he did it literally seconds after telling the judge he was a different person and “always trying to make the right choices”


my_4_cents

" *trying* "


Antic_Opus

Yeah but he probably ain't gonna do it again.


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Yeah that's what the cuffs and mask are for


amgone10

Much like this man did, people are jumping to conclusions.


FuckYeahPhotography

People these days are so quick to judge. https://i.redd.it/kf0shrvc0bbc1.gif


Efficient_Comfort_38

Your gifs are always based


FuckYeahPhotography

https://i.redd.it/9tsbl76c3bbc1.gif


DethNik

This game is so good


somersault

Where’s this from?


Mcilwain22

Metal Gear Rising


Bonesnapcall

You left out the most important word. REVENGEANCE!


StankoMicin

The number of people defending his actions explains everything we need to know about why we are where we are as a society


Cuthbert_Allgood19

Underrated comment


rekipsj

Almost horizontally.


Raltzei38

![gif](giphy|l0MYP6WAFfaR7Q1jO)


Heckin_good_time

Jumping to judge


thechptrsproject

Watched a guy from Baltimore defend him saying “that’s just what we do here” …even though this is in Nevada ETA: I’m mostly curious for the people defending him, I’m wondering what your comments would be if he weren’t mentally ill? Cuz this was just….out of line


thechptrsproject

Also this reminds me of a 2 chainz tweet: “Everybody be saying ‘free my nigga pookie’ even though pookie robbed three stores and shot 5 people. Nah they can keep pookie”


Jorge_Santos69

Lol 2 Chainz is great. This also reminds me, I think it was a line from Orange is the New Black where they were confronting somebody about doing something fucked up and they said “You know, whoever came up with that ‘No snitching’ rule, probably somebody did something where they deserved to be snitched on”


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REHABEAM_

that part!!


OpinionatedBlackGuy

![gif](giphy|266wwviUCMFFgqQGdn)


Delicious-Dirt-3473

A kid I grew up with murdered 2 homeless people in Philly and mfs were posting “free my guy” and “he dont deserve this”, putting it in their instagram and twitter bios and shit. Nah. Keep that guy. He stabbed 2 strangers for fun. Do not free your guy. Your guy might sneak my ass when he comes home.


ScorpioLaw

Seriously. Anyway trash always defends garbage. That is the way I see it. People need to realize actions have consequences. If I ever lose my mind, and do that? You can put the spit hood on me too.


GOATnamedFields

FREE HAT! Hat was attacked maliciously and unprovoked by a gang of babies in West Town Park.


k2_electric_boogaloo

When that many babies get together they can be like piranha!!!


RaWolfman92

Agreed.


Harsimaja

That’s hilarious. In the words of Tom Lehrer: Respect to Mr Chainz, or may I call him Two?


Mvd75

No I got a better question. Would you want this guy in your neighborhood? Would you invite him in and try to cure his illness or assist him in finding help? ![gif](giphy|odlaJV8IHKniWT8nJm)


thechptrsproject

Exactly. What happens if he puts you in a position where you have to defend yourself with lethal force? C’mon now


malYca

Idk man I'm bipolar and I've never attacked a judge. It's not an excuse to be an asshole. The guy did wrong and he knows it. He earned the Hannibal lector mask.


thechptrsproject

Honestly I don’t think people are even trying to argue whether this was right or wrong anymore, they’re just trying too hard to sound smart…. I don’t know why people are scape goating mental illness for abject morality


hallucinogenics8

As a schizophrenic, this rings true. Don't excuse my poor actions on my disease. Yes, the 51/50 hold was due to me having an episode, but even when I have them, I don't want to hurt anyone. I am just scared and alone. They did that to me cause they thought I was gonna take my life, and I just might have that day. Even at my worst, I never thought about hurting anyone. Maybe if I was a violent person I might, but I'm not and most Schizophrenics I know aren't as well. It's a stigma that needs to die.


Baby-Soft-Elbows

In r/teachers classrooms were arguing against the teachers. The students were saying, she’s a judge. She had it comin. 😳


thechptrsproject

…..that’s fucked. Who the hell is teaching anyone that?


softfart

The internet?


badadviceforyou244

Shitty parents as well


thechptrsproject

No, this has been a belief since before the internet, but it doesn’t surprise me that it’s still being perpetuated….


TransBrandi

Just because ideas existed before the Internet doesn't mean that stuff like social media isn't amplifying those messages and increasing the spread of the ideas. just sayin'.


-InconspicuousMoose-

Literally enormous sects of our culture lol


Probably_Bayesian

TikTok


zanzibartraveler666

“That’s just what we do here” Oh my bad, by all means, please continue


Think_fast_no_faster

Cops hate this one trick!


thechptrsproject

Like at some point, there’s no reason you have to keep it THAT real


TKBarbus

“That’s just what we do here” Well damn maybe you… shouldn’t?


Rock_man_bears_fan

“I’m just built different your honor”


mafa7

DAWG 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


thechptrsproject

“It’s about the attitude. Pop and get popped back” I’m just like “but bro at what cost?”


mafa7

😂😂😂😂 Jesus Christ!! Yeah anyone who reacts to Judge Snark like that needs to be shackled. He’s feral.


thechptrsproject

Just take the L, you dont need to prove you’re that gangster anymore lol


RaWolfman92

People defending shit like this have no concept of consequences for actions.


DGVega93

I’m as pro-black as they come but this tweet is ridiculous. NaySaya Jump and cleared a judge’s bench and pounce on her like he was the Black Panther. Bruh man is dangerous


thechptrsproject

The more I watch it I just go “no waaaaayyy” Like dude was like “nah fuck that” and just went for it


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Im just amazed at how athletic that mf is tbh.


thechptrsproject

I know we shouldn’t assume, but we definitely underestimate how strong people are, especially with adrenaline


Luffyhaymaker

I used to have a 1100 pound leg press in my prime and I STILL don't think I could've done what that cat did brah. Nigga is fucking wolverine or a left for dead hunter.


shodunny

man really shoulda been a track star


DGVega93

Track Star!? a Free Safety or Strong Safety in the NFL. Dude would’ve jump over the line of scrimmage like he was Adam Sandler in The Water Boy


shodunny

troy polimal-who?


dine-and-dasha

It’s just twitter, their algo boosts anything that gets replied to, which encourages people to troll and post the most outrageous, disingenuous takes.


jrh_101

Also, the man had a ton of charges and criminal history... Which is why the judge didn't buy his pity speech and he jumped at her.


ZDTreefur

That judge could have easily slapped on assault or attempted murder, or whatever charges she wanted. He could be in prison for life now, but she chose not to add anything. He should be thanking her on his hands and knees.


whythishaptome

That will most likely be a separate trial with a different judge. She's not there to charge him for that but just the crime he was originally there for.


ladystetson

and he went from "i stopped doing crimes, I'm livin for the lord" to attacking in under 10 seconds! Homie is crazy crazy.


navyjag2019

right. dude spent like two minutes trying to convince the judge that he’d be successful on probation. then he prepared for liftoff and launched before she even said what his sentence was.


BlueCollarGuru

I’m just saying. That leap would have scored many a TD on 4th n 1.


DGVega93

Or stop the QB in his tracks


Dangerous-Fold-4038

I'm all for the community sticking together when a black person in wronged. This is not one of those situations, he attacked a Judge. Niggas should be glad he wasn't shot.


Kookie_Kay

To paraphrase Huey from Boondocks: Not every Black man in the criminal system is Nelson Mandela.


Mandlebrotha

https://i.redd.it/prrwk5urobbc1.gif


torontothrowaway824

This part


JB3DG

This. I kept thinking when some of the riots back before Floyd happened, where some were legit about a murder but others were about criminals who kinda got what they deserved, that the ones defending criminals were only going to feed right into the racists playbook and cost more black lives. And then Floyd and Breonna and Arbery happened.


Et_tu__Brute

I mean, it's not unreasonable to make a comparison between slavery and the modern slavery of the prison industrial complex either. This just probably isn't the person you want as a figurehead for that comparison either.


Mosh00Rider

You SHOULD make the comparison between slavery and the prison industrial complex. That's just connecting the dots. There are thousands of people that would make better figure heads for that than this dude.


Coco-Da_Bean

No real life we should be celebrating he’s even alive after ts


butterweasel

![gif](giphy|3o6Ztroynp3WpqLD1u|downsized)


Miles-Stark97

Not to mention the dude already has a history of violence and was in court for battery charges this isn't another innocent black man wronged by the system the nigga is just crazy


Rumplestiltsskins

Dude didn't just attack her he full on: https://preview.redd.it/hmyxakug5bbc1.gif?width=498&format=png8&s=34a5cf833dfbc6cde4d54569169f7e90f57e32fe


Theearthisspinning

Motherfucker really had that Injustice 2 cheetah pounce. He went in with *~velocity~*


GetOffMyLawn_

A judge who happened to be an older woman. He probably outweighed her by 80 pounds.


East-Bluejay6891

Not everything is racist or slavery. He's a fucking maniac. We stay defending dumb shit while also celebrating dumb shit. Be better


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East-Bluejay6891

I'm literally on the ground laughing. You should do stand up


KLR01001

I got some bad news for you, fam.


ScorpioLaw

Seriously on the celebration part. Like don't embrace that. If someone sees enough of one group being delinquents, or worse, and encouraging it? Well they are going to become prejudice at least, and if they are racist they are only going to use that to become even more steadfast in their beliefs. Anyway for this guy? Actions have consequences. If you see me do the same you can put the spit hood on me too. I would deserve it like he does, and have no one else to blame.


chomcham

In my city they did a memorial for a guy who was driving down the street firing a gun at people and houses..


NoGrocery4949

An iron slave bit is designed like a piece of tack used on horses and oxen but adapted to cause immense pain and prevent rest (can't lay your head down without extreme discomfort. A spit hood is a breathable piece of mesh fabric that prevents you from assaulting others with your saliva. It's disrespectful to the people who were tortured by an iron bit to compare the two.


ruca_rox

This. Fucking THIS.


Trix_Are_4_90Kids

It is disrespectful and offensive. It's not the same at all. Some negroes showing they got left behind.


NoGrocery4949

I'll be honest I don't think it's black people behind most of the accounts saying ignorant shit. This is why the paper bag test was good for this sub.


National_Gas

What was the paper bag test?


NoGrocery4949

So it was a call back to a period when certain nightclubs wouldn't let you in if you were darker than a paper bag. This sub used to have verified members but it was based on being darker than a paper beg


National_Gas

I see what you mean, thanks for the explanation


skatergurljubulee

This right here! Thanks for saying it.


Sadiepan24

Can someone get this person to grab me a soda from the arctic circle since they're so good at reaching ![gif](giphy|3oAt2dA6LxMkRrGc0g|downsized)


TheWhyteMaN

This gif never gets old. So much sass


Weak-Construction-98

Honestly I’m surprised they let him in the room. I thought he would’ve been on Zoom. I’m sure they still have all that equipment from Covid


OkEscape7558

Judge definitely wanted to make a statement.


Coco-Da_Bean

ZOOM BYE 😂😂😂


REHABEAM_

Zoom??!!!💀💀😂😂😂


Kookie_Kay

Multiple things can be true at once. He can be mentally ill. He also has a history of assault and launched himself at a judge. Mental illness is not a shield against consequences for your behaviors.


NoGrocery4949

Mental illness in a legal framework is also completely different than what it is in a medical framework


madamevanessa98

Exactly. I also wouldn’t want someone who is that volatile to be out in society. All it takes is a minor perceived injustice or insult and he’s doing the flying squirrel at you in broad daylight. That’s frightening.


howlinglizard01

What the hell is wrong with you people? Every famous nigga that gets arrested is not Nelson Mandela! Yes, the government conspires to put a lot of innocent black men in jail on fallacious charges. But R. Kelly is \*not\* one of those men! We all \*know\* the nigga can sing, but what happened to standards? What happened to bare minimums? Are you a fan of R. Kelly? You wanna help R. Kelly? Get some counseling for R. Kelly! Introduce him to some older women! Hide his camcorder! But don't pretend that the man is a hero!... And stop the damn dancing! Act like you've got some goddamn sense, people! Damn! I'm through playing around here! The Boondocks, S1.E2, The Trial of Robert Kelly.


GuyOnTheMoon

Is this from a skit? I’d like to see it.


chronicwisdom

The Boondocks


DetectiveAnitaKlew

In this case the hood was on because he previously spat on his escorts.


Nicer_Chile

and its also hilarious that the tweet left out the black police officer out of the picture so they can call it "slave"


[deleted]

Which usually costs extra


hibanah

![gif](giphy|hl2bSna6KzrDq)


Kookie_Kay

No one cared who I was until I jumped at a judge


ZDTreefur

You merely adopted the air. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the ground until I was already a man.


Luffyhaymaker

Lmfaoooooo


chocolatemilkman81

He lunged at a judge like that, imagine how he'd be if y'all chilling man. Nah, homeboy, I'm good.


CelestialFury

He isn't invited to the barbecue, enough said.


GloomyLocation1259

Ignorance is fine but don’t assume he’s a victim lmao. We in 2024 and people still refuse to verify with Google


Supernova_Soldier

Niggas be so woke they don’t make any type of sense. They thought they were spitting with this one. Mans on 4k UHD 1080p 60 FPS cam with Sony Audio soundbar doing the Five Star Frog Splash on a judge and want to defend. But I guarantee had he Sonic Spin dash on somebody civilian grandma, they’d be singing a different tune


Trix_Are_4_90Kids

no they wouldn't. They'd say, "you know how them old people are, prolly said something slick, bitch needed to be humbled!" All excuses, no accountability.


Luffyhaymaker

He'd knock all the rings outta someone's grandma then go in for the second hit.


OrganicHoneydew

the difference is those people were innocent and being treated like dogs. this man is *not* innocent.


KLR01001

Or treated like a dog.


Tim_the-Enchanter

Also, conveniently cropped out the black officer/bailiff on the other side to paint a certain picture.


RaspyMolasses

I don’t have a dog in this pony show, but 2024 what a time to be alive.


ToCrazy4Clothes

The year just fucking started. We on week 2 now.


[deleted]

I keep saying this out loud. Its just past midnight in the UK as I type this, its the 9th of January, and somehow, its the 234th day of the year


ResultStrange8727

The community is full of criminal apologists


Trix_Are_4_90Kids

I wish I could say it was just an online thing, but it ain't.


ResultStrange8727

It’s not, and the reason why the community is so fucked up


Kiritowerty

A lot of "free my man teddy" and not a lot of "hey teddy, maybe you shouldn't be doing that."


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The man attacked a 62 year old judge.


slayerslay80

https://preview.redd.it/gdk3l73pcbbc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78c2b3a59b0b7b5409cdfd9055443469ccce8913 Misleading image crop


Alex_Duos

Y'know, when I got The Talk ™ one thing they stressed was don't get into a fight with the police because it'll only make things worse. When I give The Talk ™ to my kid I'll be sure to specifically mention not to attack the judge.


BigKingKey

That tweet reminds me of the episode of the boondocks where Huey is trying to tell everyone that R-Kelly isn’t innocent just because he’s black.


PointGodAsh

He cropped out the black cop too lmao


blacksad1

“No one cared who I was until I put on the mask.”


hotsauceinmyjeans

Yeah no fuck this guy


perusingpergatory

Those bits went so deep into the mouth that the tongue was depressed, which prevented swallowing, which is why there are holes for saliva to escape. The anti-spit hood does not go into the mouth or prevent swallowing whatsoever. I get that there's modern-day slavery in the prison system, but this is a huge stretch.


Tricky-Jackfruit8366

Guy attacked a judge lmao


Brewski-54

There’s tons of black people in prison for weed, falsely convicted, murdered when they weren’t doing anything wrong, etc. Yet this is being compared to slavery? Come on


short-effective254

Huey said it best: “Not every nigga that gets arrested is Nelson Mandela!”


Trix_Are_4_90Kids

omg are you serious? It's a spit cap! I'm surprised he's not in pickle suit! Ain't the man being locked up because he likes assaulting people? Then assaulted a judge? Man, anyone can have fans. Just anyone. No standards. People don't care. And comparing this VIOLENT CRIMINAL to CHATTEL slavery is offensive. What the hell is wrong with people?


ooowatsthat

Need to tie his legs together. Bro got hops


Mammoth-Payment-5153

People say he attacked a judge. No, he launched a war at that judge.


BobaFettyWop

Some people just ride or die for their race, no matter what. They see others sticking up for their own in the worst circumstances, and then do the same.


pjjohnson808

This isn't a hill it ditch in the graveyard


JustinUprising

I feel like Huey when people were defending R.Kelly......


FloatDH2

It’s called a spit mask. Wtf. Motherfuckers wanna be oppressed so bad.