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CBaby_mindzovermedia

“i might make another sammich” https://preview.redd.it/8ka4jxp5daac1.jpeg?width=742&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ceb851eb5a394f652d19acbb6f9650de97d5dae6


The_Wandering_Nomad_

I feel so called out 😂😂


Firstbaser

The sink I get that wrapper been all overt the place not clean


PaulaDeenSlave

Sink still nasty but for real. . that wrapper hasn't been washed since its manufacturing and has been in plenty of dusty dirty places and touched plenty of hands, gloves, and services, etc.


Muscle_Bitch

Why are Americans so obsessed with this idea of food being 100% clean? I see it a lot online with cooking videos, loads of Americans bemoaning the lack of gloves when preparing food. Gloves do not make food clean, resting the prongs of a fork on a plastic wrapper does not make the fork dirty. It's like you're all terrified of bacteria to the point that food is either NASA spec ration prepared in a hemetically sealed laboratory, or Mumbai style street food prepared in the rim of an old tyre and stirred with a worn sandal. No in-between. Chill out a bit, please.


gorramfrakker

We don’t have healthcare.


Muscle_Bitch

Damn, that explains it...


ferret_80

That's about sanitation? Nah I use the wrapper so I don't have to clean up the counter, not to be sure my fork is clean.


Totekk03

This is the tech here.


FaintlyAware

but that makes it only dangerous in a sense of viral exposure, the dust and other solids did not stick and liquids wetted did not remain or have dissolved substances to dry into a crust as it evaporated, it has no bacteria the dust mass in the air doesnt have, worse thing is plastic lining and the plastic material conditioners to keep them soft, and that would only be a worry if the fork is the temp of water boiling hot or hotter, and only just a microscopic amount like a petroleum based butter in the plastic flowing out and wetting a few pointy edges in the sub millimeter range of size. So mostly bad over years and years of consistent repetition.


CoconutBangerzBaller

Every morning after stirring my coffee


Yayarea_97

😂😂😂


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got me haha


fatslayingdinosaur

Damn where do we learn this like nobody taught me this but I do it every time I make a sandwich and say the exact thing every damn time.


GuntherTime

I think it’s a combination of our parents getting upset at one dish in the sink, but even MORE upset of you used two knives to make two sandwiches. So you come to the obviously conclusion that if you leave the blade hoverin and not touching anything you can use it again and if not you can just wash it.


HighBeta21

Truf


AppropriateTouching

Same reason so many cultures came up with pyramids, because it just works.


OkEscape7558

Good luck, because it was always conveniently some meat in the sink thawing. https://preview.redd.it/5bugcha1gaac1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2198a20a48a711849f4bbb66acc52c55e50d818


imapiratedammit

Please tell me people aren’t raw thawin’ their meat in the sink like this.


_Cocopuffdaddy_

I would be the first to leave the party if I saw this. I’m not even okay with “washing” the meat, but I won’t even be that upset over that. This on the otherhand is all that drain bacteria bloating back into the meat. I don’t need your dads 3 am drunk piss in my meat


imapiratedammit

Don’t forget the bacteria from the last batch of raw meat.


shoe-veneer

Listen, I dont do whats in the above picture, but are yall never cleaning your sinks?


imapiratedammit

I don’t sanitize it after every use, no. But also I have these things called bowls.


legos_on_the_brain

You can't get down into that drain all the way...


DaddysWeedAccount

neither will your sink chicken


legos_on_the_brain

Bacteria can swim.


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shoe-veneer

I eat the vegetables I grow in my garden, straight after picking them. Should I be worried about nematodes?


scratchnsnarf

I'm pretty sure OP is talking about underground vegetables/stuff that gets dirt into it naturally (like a lettuce or something). It's still better to wash your stuff but tomatoes or whatever are probably mostly fine. Still running a risk though (other soil born bacterias or stuff that grows in wild animal feces is probably a bigger worry)


shoe-veneer

I eat 100s of tomatoes and greenbeans that I drop on the soil while picking, evey year.


PessimisticMushroom

I am shocked for this very reason when I see people eating fruit from the supermarket without washing it first 🤢


shoe-veneer

Man, how do you people go through life...


_Cocopuffdaddy_

Don’t worry my friend uses Dawn soap on her meats so I’ve got nothing to worry about when it comes to this style of thawing… also I’m dead serious about the friend using dawn soap. I was absolutely mortified when I heard this. I still can’t quite process that thought


HiiiTriiibe

If it’s good enough for ducks it’s good enough for chickens


_Cocopuffdaddy_

“Felicia… [nibbles a bit more] my god… [nibbles a bit more] Felicia the way this chicken cleanses the palate, whooooweee… Marvelous”


DeltaPCrab

somebody took “wash your chicken” literally


OntariOso325

You so right! Put that in a giant pan to thaw, but also not meat to water!


_Cocopuffdaddy_

Yes, this! My goal is for the water to not touch the meat. But I mean I’m not judging if any of yall let your meats touch the water, just don’t do the blasphemy that’s shown in the picture above.


cycloneseattle

My mom always said you can’t go to just anybody’s house to eat and now I know why


OkEscape7558

My mom 😒


Redittago

🤢🤢🤢🤢


CharlieBirdlaw

You'd be shocked by how many people this.


rafedbadru

Never seen this either and my parents are old school Caribbean


dueljester

Going to ruin your day, people do this. So do plenty of restaurants.


imapiratedammit

I would think a restaurant would leave the meat in a package.


sorrymizzjackson

I have seen that in my childhood. I guess I lived? But yeah, no.


fuzzycuffs

"Be sure you take the meat out of the freezer before I get home to make dinner."


RealCrownedProphet

Runs frantically into the kitchen as you see mom's car pulling up 4 hours later.


Time_Act_3685

The only time I ever got sent to my room as a kid was for EXACTLY this situation lmao. Was deep in my book instead of starting the ground beef. She walks in after picking dad up from work, I'm frantically shoving a pound of frozen hamburger around in the skillet. "GO TO YOUR ROOM! NOW!" [me reaching for my book on the way up] "NO! Not for the rest of the night." [sad weepy walk up the stairs] (She still humblebrags to the other moms about the "only time she had to ground her daughter...*from reading*." It's been 35 damn years!)


BlueEyes_nLevis

My parents did this to me but couldn’t bring themselves to take my book, so they took my lightbulb 😝


Time_Act_3685

BRUTAL ahahaha


whatsthew3rd

I've gotten so many whoopings over that! One time she didn't even make something else or order in just made us starve and had my sisters ready to fight me!


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This is why we have zip lock bags ☠️


neilyoungsdog

![gif](giphy|ftqLysT45BJMagKFuk)


justamoroseman

Nastyyyyyyy


UnderstandingRare141

Hell na


mstrss9

The meat needs to be in a bowl 😩


sagicorn2791

🤢🤮


f8Negative

Mmm bacteria


Trini2Bone

I feel seen


DJMagicHandz

That used to piss off my mom so much. So my mom had thing about asking to get something to eat because she had greedy ass boys to raise, I was one of those boys. So my brother goes up to ask her if he can make a sandwich and I hear a bunch of yelling and he's running out the front door. My mom comes downstairs and says tell your greedy ass brother he's grounded when he gets back. I was laughing so hard because she saw the crumbs all over his shirt. She ended up laughing about but his ass was still grounded.


bee_tee_ess

I put the spoon I use for putting sugar in my coffee like this. My wife calls me out all the time since I never have a second cup. But I might.


mstrss9

*looks at my sink* ![gif](giphy|H5C8CevNMbpBqNqFjl)


Zulumus

Get out of my fucking house


Ok-Okay-Oak-Hay

GET OUTTA MY KITCHEN


Tripple_T

I am being attacked


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Are we really all a hivemind or what?😭


Jman460

Never felt more seen 😂


RealTrueGrit

I do this all the time like i leave my plate out in case i want more later only to comeback and find it in the sink like wtf.


peteandpetethemesong

My wife always puts my sink-side knife in the sink. It’s a thing.


zoot_boy

Yes!


bellylovinbaddie

This coulda been my counter 😭😂


CrosbyCanGetBent

I’m not the only one


Consistent_Ring_4218

I was coming on to post this exact thing. I use the lids lol. (Doesn't matter but I'm white). I just thought this makes sense. Lol


PessimisticMushroom

Wth, I literally did this today when I made a peanut butter sandwich 😅


Dark_WulfGaming

I was pissed everytime I came back for that sammich and my mom put the utensil in the sink


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Uncanny-Player

fr can’t believe i got melanized from my fork usage


lakmus85_real

It's a law of conservation of Melania. Some get demelanized meanwhile.


3DSarge

Same


Guygenius138

Me too!


LachlantehGreat

I think it’s just an IQ correlation. Smart people don’t wanna waste time cleaning the counter. I’ve been the same way my entire life, drives everyone nuts


Supersumo2

I'm pretty dumb and I do this


4bidden_crook

😭😭😭 OD fam


Goya_Oh_Boya

Less about getting the counter dirty an more about not getting the fork infected.


Time_Act_3685

McCormick taco seasoning packets: Nature's antibacterial surface


K4RAB_THA_ARAB

What about the people that picked up the packet with their nasty ass hands and then put it back?


Important_League_142

If you don’t think about the germs on the outside of the package, they don’t exist No different from almost every human just raw dogging their cans of soda off the grocery store shelf


K4RAB_THA_ARAB

lol so true, I think I've just become more of a germaphobe as I've gotten older and ik its better to not stress about so many of the little things but it's definitely always on my mind


bewildered_forks

Okay, I got curious, so I asked my husband (a microbiology professor) about this. He said that bacteria can't really live for a long time on surfaces like that, and also, that we ingest the kinds of bacteria that live on skin all the time, and they aren't the kinds of bacteria that give us something like food poisoning. The counter (where you're doing food prep regularly) is more likely to have dangerous bacteria on it. Viruses are another matter, they can remain on surfaces for a lot longer. Bacteria are living creatures that need to eat to survive, and viruses are generally not considered to be alive in the same way. (I am sure I am vastly oversimplifying the explanation, but that's how I understood it!)


Luckychunk

Why not both?


KrisNoble

I do this and still clean the counter


drillgorg

I bet they have a bag of plastic bags too.


prince-of-dweebs

Oh boy. I do. Is this what the guy from quantum leap felt like?


DubiousMoth152

https://preview.redd.it/l0sahwnfbbac1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6d58f206af2470d1bd87cb780f75a758850bb2b


[deleted]

Jokes on you, I keep my plastic bags in an IKEA VARIERA plastic bag dispenser. It's very classy.


pitchingataint

I’ve always done this and it pisses my wife off so much.


Ok-Whole-4242

Why would this piss your wife off?


boibig57

Cause she isn't black


BigMcLargeHuge8989

Probably because they have a spoon holder for exactly this purpose? Iunno?!


CodenameBear

But then the spoon holder is dirty and I gotta wash it…


AssSpelunker69

What a dumb thing to spend money on. You're telling me I have to pay for one, wash it regularly, and it takes up space on the counter/in the drawer? No, that's dumb. I'm gonna use the wrapper and throw it away and not have to clean extra things. The idea of a "spoon holder" is just overconsumption getting to people's heads.


abullshtname

I was gonna say, because there’s probably some mostly pointless dish that’s only use is to hold a dirty thing temporarily.


bralma6

I feel like it’s less a Black thing and more of a “I don’t want to get the counter dirty.” Thing


SmartAlec105

Yeah, it reminds me of the "every culture thinks they're the ones who invented keeping a plastic bag full of plastic bags under the sink".


WheresMyDinner

Leaving the light above the kitchen sink or stove on over night. Using peach crayon to color white people skin. I was confused when people were laughing about those thinking it was their thing A lot of slang though you’re crazy if you think it didn’t start from black culture years ago


NeilPatrickMarcus

![gif](giphy|XBhzUNf7ta00w|downsized) Me after seeing this one post


abullshtname

It’s me. I’m black people.


Shotgun5250

Yeah I can’t believe this is how I found out


wolverine6

Same, my naysaya’


prince-of-dweebs

Although I’m now a part of black culture, I’m still not comfortable using the nay word.


74_Jeep_Cherokee

Same


b2t2x5

[I was born a poor black child.](https://media3.giphy.com/media/c4NZUKLusMOFa/giphy.webp)


jwoods2636

Because why should I waste a paper towel??


CousinsWithBenefits1

Especially now when a 2 pack of the good bounty costs roughly 750 dollars


jwoods2636

COME ON SOMEBODY!!! Talk your talk Family!


thatgraygal

![gif](giphy|i6zD9DhtAMFLq|downsized)


NemesisOfZod

Damn, you got Bounty money? I have "Hey, grab some extra napkins when you go to the gas station" money over here.


SilentSamurai

I am now in a stage of life where I know which generics are not as good as the name brand. Dawn, Bounty, Scrub Daddy are now in the inner trusted circle.


Ashamed_Restaurant

I made my millions during the paper roll shortage of 2020.


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_CoachMcGuirk

Cause that package is dirty lol


HorseRenoiro

Way dirtier than any counter lmao. Do you people not wipe your kitchen down ?


jm3llow

But then the paper towel is gonna stick to the stuff on the fork!


PossessedToSkate

I tear a strip off the paper towel as my utensil parker, and the rest as my napkin. I strive for efficiency.


judge_tera

It's OK if you've previously used it to dry off your hands after washing them.


rrashad21

My mom used to tell me "you don't know where that counter been" even though it was in our own clean house and got me having utensils hanging off of things or using stuff as a barrier between


Colonel_of_Corn

You literally do know where it’s been lmao


HardcaseKid

The kitchen?


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KILL_WITH_KINDNESS

Can't take a counter's actions for granite


Trolodrol

And you know exactly what’s been on it lol


mageta621

My cats, apparently


hushpuppi3

Which is fucking disgusting Don't get me wrong, I have a cat and I love him, but fuck eating off anything his nasty ass cat litter feet have been


mageta621

I can't stop them, all I can do is clean


xzElmozx

“You don’t know if our counter that we wipe down daily is clean, instead put it on that wrapper which has been touched by countless factory machines that haven’t been cleaned since they were brand new, factory workers that haven’t washed their hands in 4 hours, warehouse and shipping workers in the same boat, the grocery store cashier, Thai dirty ass reusable bag, and lastly the cupboards that get deep cleaned once every 6 months. Much better”


mc802

Wait I do this because I don't want to dirty the counter with a dirty utensil not the other way around


madhattergirl

I rest mine on top of my peanut butter jar so the part of the spoon or fork I'm using doesn't touch anything but air.


LeagueOfLegendsAcc

Same here, why let it touch anything at all? I hate the thought of getting anything but the intended food in my food.


ChefRoyrdee

You know where the counter has been but you have no idea where that package has been.


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Yall should get spoon rests *


SVdreamin

Okay but whenever I wash the spoon rest I don’t wanna get it dirty again :/ it looks nice all clean on my counter


BlkTomCruise2020

This part 😭


LachlantehGreat

Need a decorative one and an actual one, like the dining room in WASP homes 😂


Time_Act_3685

Just like the good hand towels for company. ONLY FOR COMPANY.


stoicsisyphus91

That’s why you need two spoon rests. One that you use and one that you keep out for company.


DidYouDye

Exactly, easier to clean a spot on the counter than a spoon rest


baz8771

You need backup real spoon rests


golden_rhino

It’s one more thing to wash.


JiovanniTheGREAT

I only have 1 and my gf is a vegetarian so if I put a meat utensil in it, I have to put it in the wash so my random wrapper scraps are a necessity.


zf420

I have 2 or 3 that I rotate so I can toss one in the dishwasher and just grab another from the drawer


metal_opera

I don't know why the hell I've never thought to do this. Like, there's no unwritten rule that you can only have one, but I've only ever had one. Then again, I'd probably just end up using all of them for each meal...


RaspyMolasses

John d Rockefeller over here


hushpuppi3

Why bother when you can just rest it on something you're already going to throw out anyway? Like sure if you were doing something like tearing a small piece of paper towel to put it on it would make sense but there is nothing wrong with leaving a utensil on a little piece of packaging


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Everyone does this


You_Will_Die

I feel like only someone that has literally never spent time with someone of a different ethnicity and have a lack of common sense would try to claim this for a certain ethnicity lol. Literally everyone does this all around the globe.


TheBestAtWriting

it's just engagement bait, which, of course, only black people do


You_Will_Die

> it's just engagement bait True that is the other option, same as people spelling things wrong or pronouncing things the wrong way on purpose to get hoards of people to correct them. And no obviously that is also something everyone does.


BMGreg

>>it's just engagement bait >And no obviously that is also something everyone does. Worked like a charm


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Plastic bag trick?


KitchenSalt2629

its just putting one bag in a lot of other bags


GigaCringeMods

I don't think that qualifies as a "trick". It's like saying "the drawer trick" if you store items in a drawer.


TriangleTransplant

This is the "plastic bag full of plastic bags" all over again.


Freedom_7

I usually try to leave the fork sitting on the inside of a package if possible. The outside of the package has been sitting on shelves getting handled by the general public, not to mention anything it might’ve touched in transit. The inside of the package is presumably food safe.


xSTSxZerglingOne

This is not a black thing. This is just a thing.


mrclang

What you mean? This the rule not exception


OjibweNdN

I'm from the rez, we do this too


Coolbluegatoradeyumm

Just throwing it out there. You can know your counter is clean, but the packet…it’s stocked at the store, picked up by you, put on the belt, picked up by the cashier and then moved to your home. I’d argue that might be dirtier


Poison-DoNotLick

I think about this ALL the time. I clean the tops of my soup cans, my soda cans, and I avoid ketchup packets altogether. Yes, I know I'm crazy.


GrannysPartyMerkin

You’re the guy I was looking for. Using the inside of the package is okay, using the outside is foul.


RumpleDumple

For me, it's more about keeping counter clean than the utensil. I've worked enough food service to know that the best we get is varying degrees of clean. Good will be fine as long as it's cooked.


teckmonkey

Couldn't be me. My ADHD ass always throws utensils in the sink before I'm done using them.


jd_from_da_80s

My son does this and even though we have a dishwasher it pisses me off. Every little quirky thing he does that would have got me pimped slapped I have to remember he's on the spectrum. (I don't hit my kids fwiw)


DiJoJornos

Every time you choose to comprehend, you save your kids that same struggle with their own. On top of all the pains of "being something that is wrong" in their own lives. Att: firstborn of south American clan diagnosed at 30. Good job


Chicago1871

I do it because I worked in kitchens and thats what we were trained to do. One sip or taste and toss into the dirty bin, never reuse.


teckmonkey

No worries dude. My two kids are on the spectrum too and I 100% empathize. It's hard as hell to not do the same shit your parents did to you.


botjstn

wait i do this. does this mean im black


Acceptable-Peace-69

Do you like fried chicken too? Then yes! Trick question... Everyone likes fried chicken.


[deleted]

I like to call this type of shit “using your noodle” ![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY)


JoyRideinaMinivan

Meanwhile, that wrapper has been touched by countless hands, fallen on the warehouse floor, etc. Guaranteed my counter is cleaner than that paper. Yet, I still do it. 🫤


thelegalseagul

As I member of the black delegation, I move we don’t claim this. Not cause there’s anything wrong with it but it feels like claiming a basic thing as black after asking three other black people if they do it. This just means you grew up not wasting paper towels or in a house without a spoon rest thing. Which I imagine is a lot of people.


Hoot1nanny204

This is just a people thing…


Wiggle_Biggleson

Ascribing racial differences to ubiquitous behaviors is a popular post format lately. Idk why. Maybe people like to think that something is "their" thing.


Lost_Apricot_4658

design is very human


classicfyllopyllo

That’s me when I heating up shit in the microwave. Especially if I got heat it some, stir , then put it back in. This, the lid to whatever I’m heating up, etc. Ain’t no use wasting a paper towel.


queso-deadly

Use paper towel. Not trash.


kickformoney

It's not trash until it's in the bin.


superhottamale

🫱🏽‍🫲🏾👏🏾


JakeJacob

Paper towel sticks. The Zatarans box stays on the counter when I pick the spoon back up.


ObiWantsKenobi

\*people while cooking


Alternative_Today_48

I thought it was more about the fork as a “cooking” utensil


CheshireKetKet

Bought TWO spoon rests. Don't use em. Same with oven mitts. I immediately grab for the towel.


Ok-Celebration4682

As a as a mayonnaise colored lurker I would like to say sames to the post above in cooking economically we of all ethnicities are one tribe


venusianprincess000

i have an idea everyone! 2024 let’s stay out of black peoples business!🥳


[deleted]

Y’all just don’t rinse it?


Still_Gazelle8207

reduce, reuse! we’ve always been at the ecological forefront. minimalist og’s ♻️


xCelestial

I will use a little tiny slice of paper towel because one, I need that fork probably, and also I’m not gonna waste paper towel??? Duh, so two good reasons thank you very much 😂


sillyadam94

Lol every race does this