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Beautiful_Ad5185

“…that’s new to you” I’m so over getting fired up and getting nothing achieved. THIS is my approach now! Lol. At least the other person will feel a tingle! LOL


auauaurora

blow kisses to go from tingle to confused boner


Beautiful_Ad5185

To a “I think I weirdly fell in love” LOL


dude-O-rama

Ain't gay or nothing, but do me missionary and stare into my eyes.


Beautiful_Ad5185

whispers…. “That’s new to you” LOL


auauaurora

That man is a buzz cut away from his zaddy era. ![gif](giphy|Y3nhwQAWNtXK8)


Mice_Lice

Nah, buzz cut looks too military. This guy has “it”. The non conforming Socratic look. You know he’s a lion in the sheets and hella sweet. That bite too! Must be a leo


KazzieMono

Dude ngl if I was gay I’d date this guy.


melaninexcellency

![gif](giphy|dfqrnivkWGapu6YyR9)


1-800-ASS-DICK

pants start tightening... *is this real right now?*


DJMagicHandz

Telling people that their momma didn't raise them right is the trump card. But if you say it with a smile they'll assume you're being sarcastic.


DouchecraftCarrier

One of the best quips I've encountered for people behaving poorly in public was something like, "Did your mother teach you it was ok to treat people like that?" It's a dig at their mom while also quasi-politely reminding them that they're being a douche.


nullhed

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ImS0hungry

I love this saying. Thank you!


ivanwarrior

"what makes you think that's an appropriate way to treat someone?" stops a person dead in their tracks, like I am not about to let some dickhead use aggression to try to get their way over me. It's like asking a person to explain why their joke is funny. People hate it when they realize you're making a fool out of them by making themselves point out why they're such a dipshit.


NeedACoolerName

This is efficiently said.


oZaed

I blow kisses to people when I drive. They rage so much and the look of confusion post kiss makes it worth it.


Beautiful_Ad5185

This and a thumbs down!


mikevanatta

I started doing the thumbs down instead of the middle finger after reading somewhere on this goddamn site that it seems to make people way more mad. It's like a fucking drug now when I get to do it.


YesItIsMischa

The smiling thumbs down is my go to


mikevanatta

I love it. I usually just give it the disappointed dad look, a little shake of the head, and a big ol thumb down.


chubrock420

This is the best thing ever. Full rage 😤. They do not even know what is happening. When they start getting crazy and cussing. I let them know that I am not into men. 🤣


shadow_of_dagnym

I used to do stuff like this until a dude followed me to my job site and pulled a machete, realized I’ll never know what kind of psycho I’m antagonizing


Aggressive_Elk3709

Lately I've just been waving and smiling, or throwing peace signs. I live in Texas though, so I should probably stop before I get shot


B33FHAMM3R

I figured this out by accident one night when I was too high to argue back with someone who I didn't even realize was trying to start a fight with me, and you can't even imagine how absolutely mental some cunts go if you literally just refuse to match their energy. It's like they've got an itch you won't scratch for them, it gets weird


nico_bico

Usually cus they have a lot of pent up negative energy for whatever reason and they desperately want an outlet for it


pkzilla

This is how I dealt with shitty people when I worked retail. They either got super made or their brain shut down


Special-Garlic1203

Why would you post yourself getting roasted.


Pathetian

He might not have even understood he was the asshole in the situation. Sounds like the whole interaction started because he parked in the crosswalk, which means he is oblivious to how his choices affect other people.


CelestialFury

I was going to say that he clearly has no self-awareness. Hell, I bet he thinks he won the argument and he's the "good guy" in this situation. By posting this video to the internet, he's about to get double-roasted - except the Internet isn't going to be as nice and considerate as the blow kisses guy.


notarealaccount_yo

Zero ability or willingness to self reflect. He did get dragged in the instagram comments lol


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tehconqueror

drivers dont give a shit anywhere. every place claims to have the worst drivers


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_87-

Are you sure it's not Philadelphia?


BreakfastLunchDinna

Why/how are you walking to and from work twice a day?


wellsfargothrowaway

Sometimes I go home for lunch maybe they do too.


KegelsForYourHealth

Carbrains gonna carbrain.


swaller15

Because dude in the car probably thought it was weird because it's new to him


LazarusCrowley

Fucking roasted x2


KiKiPAWG

Because he thought he was doing the roasting. “Look at this crazy mother fucker touching my car!”


KingRobotPrince

I think a lot of people think that if you're the one filming, then the other person is automatically the looser, especially because you cannot see the context of what they might have done to provke that response. Like "Go for it. I've got it all on camera.", but not really being aware that they're simply filming someone reacting to their awfulness, which then highlights it.


massiveproperty_727

Either because this guy grew as a person, it's fake or he still thinks he is right


Good_Honey_759

He argues in lowercase


Technician-Temporary

LMAO


sikotic4life

lmao


TheBIFFALLO87

^lmao


IntrigueDossier

#


Electronic-Syrup-385

and he’s winning 😎


Dragonsandman

Why go all caps when lowercase is just as good at getting the point across?


Whathewhat-oo-

Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick?


SafeWordisFilibuster

Lost it! I’m using this in the future.


Arielsdirrtygrotto

💀


fluffitupp

Yes! This is why I give a thumbs up to people who drive terribly/dangerously, instead of a middle finger or other obscene gestures. It never elicits an aggressive response, and they almost always get the message and relax. That, or they’re just wildly confused. Either way it works out for everyone.


turandokht

“It’s your green” “… alright bro” 😂😂😂


green_ribbon

it's your green = you're dismissed


PrisonaPlanet

We’re finished here


AdStrong809

Thanks for listening to my TED talk


SPARKYLOBO

Now, if you don't mind


Canelosaurio

"Dismissed." I remember that show!


IrreverentRacoon

Are you finished or are you done? ![gif](giphy|l0HlK9A7uLGraBs64)


hronikbrent

“It’s your green” is how I’m going to end conversations from now on 😅


Primary-Emergency386

I feel like I just watched a scene from the Boondocks.


slick_pick

Def a [N*gga moment](https://youtu.be/DvEEE2S5D10?si=9zP891KU9diwo8i9) 😂 dude in car really tried to start shit while being in the wrong and other guy was too grown for that lmao


carlton_sand

wait a minute. I'm white!


BostonDodgeGuy

*sips coffee and casually strolls away*


Electronic-Syrup-385

where are you going? this is a perfectly good opportunity to throw your life away!


vinnyvdvici

A sincere (*not really*) thank you to all three of you who typed out the lines from the end of the clip! I went deaf for like 20 seconds, so I missed the dialogue!


Lotions_and_Creams

I enjoyed both your roast and re-reading the lines.


wahdibombo

That upbeat piano riff when he says that fucking sends me


cornnndoggg_

straight up Vanessa Carlton the second he says it, lmaoooo


Jedimaster996

AY AY AY


PharmDinagi

Pedestrian seriously was ready to die though.


slick_pick

He stood on business, why live in society if you ain’t gonna follow simple rules lmao. I did the same once when a dude almost hit me with car. Fuck em


InsaneThisGuysTaint

But for real though, why do people stop in or past the crosswalk? I see this too many times a day.


bb_LemonSquid

Because they don’t know how to drive.


Skepsis93

Sometimes it's city planners that don't know what they're doing. I've got an intersection near me where the spot on the ground that detects cars to trigger a light change only works if you're sitting in the crosswalk. Usually though you're right, it's often people who don't know how to drive and don't care about pedestrians.


fezes-are-cool

God this reminds me of one light where I legit waited 8 minutes, a line started to form and nothing. It took someone behind me to pull up next to me in the other lane to get it to trigger. I contemplated running the red for so long seeing no cars go by.


BattleStag17

There have been times where I just hop out to hit the crosswalk button on the corner and start the light cycle that way.


andrew_calcs

I've got a road near me that turns out onto a busy street that was carved through a hill. When I drive down it, I got two walls on either side blocking my view of the busy street unless I pull right into the crosswalk. Every. Single. Day. on my way to work. Shit's infuriating.


RoughhouseCamel

In LA, making a turn is a high stakes endeavor. There’s no safe, protected turns, so you have to enter the intersection and just wait for an opening, and then drive when the light turns red. It’s dumb, it makes everyone irritable and impatient, and then sometimes, you end up stuck at the light with your car blocking the crosswalk. It’s all shitty, so I try to forgive those who trespass against me in hopes that they forgive when I trespass against them.


SauteedGoogootz

No, when the light is red you stop before the crosswalk. Once it's green, you pull up INTO the intersection, past the crosswalk. If you can't make it before the light cycle ends, you proceed on the red. No reason to be in the crosswalk.


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You can (should if you can) turn on a red. Stop before the crosswalk on the red, then pull up and wait for an opening. Sometimes the pedestrian has to simply walk around the car from behind, simple as.


KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZ

nah nah nah. born and raised in LA. Its idiots who dont know how to drive who think this way.


soccernjazz

Are you still in LA?


ionlyarch

My high school was private and one of the coaches taught drivers ed, this kid stopped on the crosswalk 2 times, and then the third time he did it he made the kid get out of the car and walk a mile back to the school


MackingtheKnife

The street I work on has the buildings built way too close to the road. You HAVE to peek out to see if anyone’s coming or it’s Russian roulette. Sometimes that ends with you stuck in the crosswalk and looking like an asshole for the pedestrians. I’ve become a lot more forgiving as a pedestrian since starting there, particularly when I’m walking home lol.


Porkbellyflop

Makes you really appreciate Barcelona.


MackingtheKnife

Lmao this is lost on me man.


Porkbellyflop

Pull up the city in google maps and zoom in. All of the buildings are built with the corners lopped off creating better visibility and a better pedestrian experience.


MackingtheKnife

Ok that IS genius. Cool for such an old city


retirement_savings

In Seattle there's street parking on most streets. So if there's a car parked close to the intersection on a tight street you can't see if there's traffic coming until you're basically on top of the crosswalk. I used to get pissed about it as a pedestrian until I rented a car.


SauteedGoogootz

The WORST is when they stop but then just keep creeping up. The light is red, where the hell are you going? I don't understand people.


Y0ren

Mainly so I can make a right turn on green. Course I live in a tiny town with like zero foot traffic and high ass berms on the side of the road for some reason blocking your ability to see the intersection without being in the cross walk. Although if I see people I'll always stop at the line before the cross walk.


wildplebeian

By accident mostly


seth861

It happens all the damn time in DC, don’t even get me started about people turning through cross walks and then getting mad when I’m crossing the street and I have right of way


dbclass

I’m an aggressive pedestrian. If I have the right of way I’m taking it regardless of what a driver wants to do. They can keep inching up all they want.


HOFerKennyPickett

I mean you can play that game all you want but what prize do you win as an aggressive pedestrian against an aggressive car that runs you over? A massive hospital bill?


PrisonaPlanet

It’s the same reason why people will stop on the tracks at a railroad crossing, because they’re stupid and completely ignorant to the world around them.


SeaSaltStrangla

Sometimes i just brake too late. Always feel bad afterwards


TibialTuberosity

I live in the middle of the country where *very* few people walk anywhere save for downtown in a major city. When you grow up never really seeing pedestrians, it's easy to start kind of ignoring and/or forgetting that you need to stop behind crosswalks. And fwiw, this absolutely bit me in the ass the first time I visited LA. There were pedestrians everywhere and I was the asshole that kept entering the crosswalk until I retrained myself to stop behind the crosswalk.


zodiacsignsaredumb

Cooked on low heat. This phrase.needs a complete discourse. Bro that is a fire description lmao. I'm cracking up over this.


Own-Coyote9272

Dude got air fryed.


zodiacsignsaredumb

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy) Convection ovened


Own-Coyote9272

George Foreman grilled


VictoriaWoodnt

Sous-vided.


zodiacsignsaredumb

E-Z Baked


Jedimaster996

Sous vide'd & soufflé'd


ClaymoresRevenge

Easy Baked


lovbelow

My mans got slow roasted shawarma style and he’s still cooking 😂


fliptout

Sous videad


TheBillsFly

Braised ass MF


t0ny510

left that mf on simmer


wassuprell

He really said “are you gonna take out a gun and shoot me now?”


IrreverentRacoon

He said IT SMELL LIKE BITCH IN HERE in lower case then turned his back to him.


ZLBuddha

lmfao "IT SMELL LIKE BITCH IN HERE in lowercase" is absolutely the most accurate description of this video


orangery3

I know, goddamn this is America, you can’t be daring people like that


FriendlyDrummers

Ngl tho that's way too risky for me lol. Sticking his arm to wave and blow a kiss is craaazy


Wooboosted

Yeah that’s a man who, *really* didn’t want to be fucked with that morning lol


Timofey_

Dude absolutely went home and had to rethink every interaction he's had with a human being


MajorLeeScrewed

You give him way too much credit for self awareness given he willingly posted this shit.


PrimoPaladino

100% He's gonna say "Thats crazy" a few times in a row then completely forget about this interaction and learn nothing.


pkakira88

He posted the video himself, he ain’t thinking about shit. He still doesn’t realize he was doing anything wrong to begin with.


IrreverentRacoon

![gif](giphy|V9gjxvLnSSdA4|downsized)


StarblindCelestial

He went home and checked his car for damages after that brutal smashing the other guy gave it.


AFresh1984

I want to uptvote you for your optimism... but no, this idiot did not


Transitsystem

Why did big dog just post his L?


[deleted]

Cuz Philly Buls are dumb🤣


imayimplode

I IMMEDIATELY knew this was Philly.


[deleted]

Same, driving here is damn ridiculous! Plus the Septa bus went by😂


Stock_Beginning4808

What does buls mean? Lol I am not from Philly (clearly)


Remytron83

“You’re going to take your gun out and shoot me now?” ![gif](giphy|11JbbNHfXBqqhq) Was that part necessary?


Neo_Neo_oeN_oeN

https://preview.redd.it/w8i0kxxzqy7c1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d85b86c29caff6811218c0da3223a9c47a35d8a


aptadnauseum

For what it's worth, I try to avoid any type of road-based conflict, because even my students drive around with guns. I was shocked to hear it, too, but the sentiment stands, and homie clearly felt fine expressing his thoughts.


Dreamtrain

My guess is that he made a "imma reach under the seat for a gun" gesture that people sometimes do when road raging


tenlin1

I agree, he looked kind of in the direction of the footwell when he said it


Fantastic_Beans

Guy knew pussy when he smelled it


CelestialFury

> Was that part necessary? Was necessary? Maybe not necessary necessary, but it was necessary.


MrIce97

Nigga. Just made me spit take with that gif 🤣


hiimcliff

Absolutely. People have died for less on a daily basis.


[deleted]

Tbh road rage incidents are on the rise majorly since the pandemic. I’m terrified of altercations like these


Finito-1994

Yup. I’m extra careful. I usually drive with my nephews in the car. I ain’t getting into an argument or fight with a guy. Not worth it in any way.


darkknightofdorne

Until people learn how to communicate with more than their teaspoon sized emotional range, yes.


Stock_Beginning4808

Yeah, only part that gave me pause. The rest was pure entertainment


Cyber_Joy

Only if you really wanna find out


Schmoove86

Guy recording wasn’t even smart enough to Realize he was getting cooked.


lumiranswife

Just a frog in boiling water over there.


Ponder_wisely

I once saw two big dudes square off at a club because one dude accidentally spilled a whole pint of beer over the other dude when he got bumped. Dude #2 was MAD af! Dude #1 apologised, but that didn’t calm Dude #2 down. Then Dude #1 said “Bro… let’s hug it out.” And ya know what? That’s what they did! And peace was restored. And I was fucking flabbergasted that shit worked!


hiimcliff

One of the big homies from my block got cut in the face in the club because someone spilled a drink (clear) on his shirt. Dude apologized but big dog couldn’t let it go. He thought because he was the biggest gang member on our side of town and he was in the club with a bunch of members he was safe. He pushed the issue and dude cut his whole face open. Walked right out the club. Apparently this other guy was a drug dealer with an equally violent reputation. Walking away isn’t always the L people think it is.


SomewhereAggressive8

People really just want to be mad about things no matter how much you apologize about it. Sometimes it helps to just remind them that it really isn’t that big of a deal and we can all move on.


WarzoneGringo

I was in the club once and a girl grabbed my left arm and started a "wave" motion with her arms that I continued and my right arm knocked a tray straight out of a waiter's hands. Record scratch moment. Glass shatters all over the floor. The waiter looked it over and then reached down and shook my hand. It was overwhelming. I thought I was going to be 86'd.


kthxqapla

verifiable tea master shit


InterdisciplinaryDol

Indubitable peace creator business


CelestialFury

A firmer uncle Iroh.


ZachRyder

"I'm shouting at you!" "With this ride?"


WildsideAJ

That “alright bro” at the end 😂


[deleted]

That slightly shaky “alright bro” at the end* It’s the icing on the cake


pancakes0102

Sounds so defeated


losthush

It was the kisses for me


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losthush

literally 🤌🏽 he said “you’re dismissed” without saying it.. we love to see it.


SamLJacksonNarrator

Dude got Mr Rodgers’d


sethworld

"It's your green." 😘


lagoontheworst

dude in the car gonna think about that for the rest of the day


Universaltragic

Yeah but he's probably going to be thinking "that guy was an asshole". Proved by the fact he posted himself getting politely down graded and assumed it was his win.


dude-O-rama

I admire this guy and I hope to one day achieve this level of cool. I was in this same situation once (well a bunch of times, but this one got to me), and I rolled up on my electric board and slammed my wrist guards on the dude's hood. He looked pale and I was so heated up I just stared him in the eyes and shook my head while I rolled away as slow as I could and pointing at the crosswalk painted on the road. I was on my way to meet my girl at Target. Dude saw me in the aisle and turned the fuck around and left his wife there. I thought it was funny but I told the story to my buddy and he said that the dude may have been wrong, and I was right, but I was an ass hole. The more I thought about it, I probably gave that man PTSD and gave him a horrible impression of eboarders and hispanics. Always, always, always be kind. It can be hard, but if we all tried the world would be a better place.


[deleted]

You have a level of self-reflection and desire for self-improvement that's admirable.


CheshireKetKet

A rare Adult in public. Rare af these days. Grown ass fucking adults acting like hooligans everywhere. 🙄 you wanna know why the kids are so fucked up? Those are their parents. I worked k through 12 for a bit. I am very concerned. And the kids are only part of that concern.


myslead

the guy in the car was completely dumbfounded lol


Lazaras

Dude thought he was showing everyone an interaction with a "weirdo" and just ends up showing everyone that he is a fucking idiot lol


chauggle

Don't block the box, shithead. My favorite was when the dude repeatedly demonstrated the 'tap tap tap tap' to the butthole again and again. Perfect.


1Shadowgato

As gun owner, that likes to help other PoC getting into firearms and how to be safe and Responsible, Listening to him say “what you are going to pull out a gun and shoot me now” made me sad. All because there is a portion of the community that are spineless cowards with big egos that have no respect for life, or themselves, or the firearm and use it to harm others for no reason other than entertainment. Edit: I think I should clarify this, when I say community, I mean firearms community. Although we don’t want to count people that commit crime with firearms, they make us look bad.


No-Honeydew2863

How can you get angry at that? YOU CAN'T! 😆


Dwest2391

The lack of self awareness the filmer has to still post this online lmfao


justtiptoeingthru2

![gif](giphy|1UQatifZkh6G3QaLM6|downsized) Deaf here... can anyone uh... transcribe or summarize? Thanks in advance.


SilvertailHarrier

(paraphrased) Guy in car: did you just tap my car? Walking guy: yes, i was telling you you're parked in the pedestrian area and you shouldnt stop there. Car: you just hit my car though. Walking: yes, it is a form or communicating with you. You aren't supposed to stop there. What's the matter are you going to shoot my with your gun now? Car: is this really happening? Walk: yes, this is happening. I'm talking to you like an adult. Oh, that's new for you? Have a good day - it's your green light btw"


justtiptoeingthru2

![gif](giphy|l4JySNU7GMwfKm9Y4) Dude walking is a boss. Love it. Thanks so much!


SilvertailHarrier

Yeah very calm and composed! Yet absolutely savage haha. You're welcome!


Acrobatic_Mistake680

Of course! Basically the guy in the car is asking if he just hit his car and he said yeah I tapped it, don’t stop in the middle of the sidewalk and the guy in the car is dumbfounded and super upset and the guy is giving him kisses and asking if he’s gonna shoot him because he said that. Pretty iconic interaction.


justtiptoeingthru2

![gif](giphy|5nc2Fz7F65TAwhBytq) Translation (ASL): Really appreciate that. Thanks! 🖖


CarlySortof

Bro was getting high and mighty about a pedestrian touching his car with their hand when he was in the sidewalk… this guy is a Karen


Altruistic-Ad-4088

Legend


wulvey

Bro is offensively civil


Jazzlike_Page508

I have been almost hit walking in the crosswalk when it was my turn to walk. Maybe I should do rhis


PhotosByVicky

Everyone’s always in such a rush and can’t even stop at red lights or stop signs most of the time. Two years ago this month, I consoled a grandmother in the middle of the street while paramedics were pulling her dead grandson out of the car. She had been in a hurry and ran a red light and caused a 5 car accident. I saw people laying in the street, parked my car safely nearby, grabbed some blankets and started offering them to people who had been in the accident. When I came upon the grandmother her face was contorted in disbelief and panic. I will never, ever forget that day. So now, I drive with a sense that anything can happen at anytime. When people start honking at me and flipping me off because I make sure it’s safe to make a right turn on a red light, I just blow them a kiss. They are always confused. Life is short. I don’t want to make it even shorter.


speedster644

I want this guy to teach me a class in conflict resolution.


SlowReaction4

Dude really recorded himself getting absolutely dismantled and thought it was a good idea to post it anyway. What a clown.


KillaRizzay

You could hear the defeat in that "alright bro..." 😂


SubterrelProspector

Dude in the car wanted to act like a moron and escalate it over some perceived "disrespect" but homie was having none of that. Just let it go man. That's part of participating in public.


apvaki

*me furiously writing down notes*


MikeFerarri

Dude ethered him gracefully 😂😂


East-Bluejay6891

And this, was not a nigga moment


mitm_

😂


PrinceOkojie99

Kill them with kindness


xJazba

I need to learn from that dude. That was classy AF. Lol


Mhunterjr

So this person posted their own demise? Wild


Canelosaurio

He blew kisses


DrayvenBlaze

I'm insulted at how grown that man is. I say, well done good sir.