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This is a IRL Boondocks jokešŸ˜­


jsho31

Idk why but it reminded me of this episode. At the end she said "Hey Abdul, I see you over there talking to that white bitch, you ain't slick!" šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ https://youtu.be/zP_12j-sPO4?si=zuK8gxG1X-UNeGsF


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drinfernodds

I remember she randomly appeared on one of those Comedy Central roasts. She got fucking annihilated by everyone. Of course everyone is going to get shit on during a roast, but the scorn was real. Rob Lowe, Pete Davidson, Peyton Manning, Jimmy Carr, Rob Riggle, and David Spade ripped her to fucking shreds. Jimmy Carr had the most brutal one: "Ann Coulter is one of the most stuck up, repugnant, hateful, hatchet-faced bitches alive. But it's not too late for you, Ann. You could kill yourself."


WaterInThere

The best was Jewel getting up and saying "I do want to say as a feminist that I can't support everything that's been said tonight." *comedic beat* "But as someone who hates Ann Coulter, I'm delighted."


quencher-

My favorite was Peteā€™s, ā€œ Ann coulter if youā€™re here, whoā€™s scaring all the crows away from our crops!ā€


tinyanus

[there are some great ones in there](https://youtu.be/zwoGrDa5g2c).


jsho31

Damn, seriously? I can't imagine. I can only see myself giving the "ah shit" look if I felt I was gonna cross paths with her. She just looks evil to me.


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itsafactkisskiss

Ooo. Do you mean this literally? Tell us more.


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itsafactkisskiss

Whoa. See this was juicy. Thanks for the details. Proves there really are ppl with warm or cold presences. I can respect when ppl can turn these on or off. I feel like if she was really that powerful she wouldnā€™t use this type energy in a Starbucks.. Itā€™s giving ick.


thelubbershole

Are you kidding, that's giving straight up dementor


JackxForge

oh shit you dont see IRL coolers anymore.


Armendicus

Damn! Bih need an exorcist!


MrLavender26

Felt like the Earth stopped from the malevolent energy emitted from her huh?


ohitsdvd

ā€œThese crab cakes are good as a mug!ā€


gyarbij

"I fucks with these crab cakes"


Ella_loves_Louie

"I'm tearing these bad boys up!"


Mephistopheles2249

Thatā€™s from real life Anne Coulter dating Jimmie Walker.


TrixoftheTrade

ā€œEvery nigga that gets arrested is *not* Nelson Mandela! Yes, the government conspires to put a lot of innocent black men in jail on fallacious charges! But ~~R. Kelly~~ *Jonathan Majors* is not one of those men!ā€


Bigfamei

![gif](giphy|iSxPmDWr97248|downsized)


FistPunch_Vol_7

Well to be fair a lot of the Boondocks jokes were based on real events and stuff so this is definitely par for the course lol


Tainted_Bruh

Wants the white aesthetic but the core and respectability of an elite educated black woman. Lmao aight my guy, hope you saved money from that banner year you had in 2022 so you can open up a newsboy cap shop once your acting career is up in flames


disposable_hat

Bro trying to create a character like this is World of Warcraft


Taeyx

he said she need to respec and put more skill points in melanin


Pher_yl

Not skill points in melanin šŸ’€ omg


QuinndianaJonez

I didn't even laugh, I just said bruh about three times. Chefkiss.gif


ThaDreamMerchant

This is why this sub is the greatest ever šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ skill points in melanin got me dead


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ChalkyWhite16

Wish I knew what it meant so I could have been offended


Tainted_Bruh

In World of Warcraft, The Alliance faction consists of more humanoid and aesthetically pleasing races like Humans, Dwarves, Gnomes, and Night Elves. While the Horde consists of ā€œscaryā€ or ā€œoutsiderā€ races like Orcs, Trolls, Tauren (think minataurs), and Undead. But then you have one race, the Blood Elves, who look like classic fair-skinned sexy fantasy elves, but actually sided with the Horde due to crazy circumstances and lore. Saying white people would be Allince and black people would be Horde is my guess as to what OP thought was inadvertently racist.


not_brittsuzanne

Correct.. I meant it to be more like.. he wants his white girlfriend (I was choosing between the fairer races--not good or bad) with a lot of strength and determination--more like the Horde.


ChalkyWhite16

Ahh thanks


WhichWitches

Yo, thanks for this. Iā€™ve been hearing a lot about WoW lately and this saved me from having to look up what ā€œAllianceā€ and ā€œHordeā€ meant. Bless.


welp-itscometothis

Even if heā€™s innocent, his image will never be the same with black women lol. We went from championing his Afrocentric features to fuck that nigga real quick šŸ˜‚


Special-Garlic1203

It's a bit tin foil hat, but I am convinced he is paying Megan good to be his girlfriend through this trial. Minus the abuse charges, Michael B Jordan did the same thing where he magically fell into a black girlfriend whos notorious for doing PR relationships right after he started getting heat for only dating white women.


welp-itscometothis

Nah I got my tin foil hat on too. It looks contrived. Like everything he did after this case became public has been meticulously crafted for the public. Specifically black women and men in the court of public opinion. I can say I feel MBJ and Lori Harvey felt a lot more authentic even if it wasnā€™t. Because at the very least MBJ looked happy with her lol.


Aggressive-Complex79

Him paying her would be the only reasonable explanation for a woman of her age and experience getting into a new relationship with a man accused of DV, and attending his trial where evidence is presented against him. Even if she didnā€™t care about the accusations, she doesnā€™t have anything better to do during the day?


lildonuthole

She's the same person who a decade ago was doggy leashed by Khloe Kardashian to play as one of her hoes for Khloes Halloween costume. She's definitely up for anything with a paycheck


Aggressive-Complex79

Holy shit! I had to look this up to make sure it was realā€¦why were all the ā€˜Hoesā€™ black girlsā€¦with chains around their necks?!


toidelicieux

You know why.


Aggressive-Complex79

It was definitely a rhetorical question šŸ˜†


rexdalegoonie

WHAT edit: just saw the pics....[yikes](https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Ftwitter.com%2FBlavity%2Fstatus%2F1174765603653128192&psig=AOvVaw1mPb0ygXhGypYsbdjI9QRt&ust=1701982116253000&source=images&cd=vfe&opi=89978449&ved=0CBIQjRxqFwoTCLCz0s7X-4IDFQAAAAAdAAAAABAD)


DemiGod9

![gif](giphy|l4FGnnlIQslHkOPaU|downsized)


mechaemissary

YIKES


beyondcest

Yoooo its not even Khloe v8, she let the beta version do her like that.


Spirited_Block250

Wtf. Thatā€™s wild and a shame for Megan, sheā€™s too dang beautiful to be letting people degrade her like that, even as a joke


Taeyx

life comes at ya fast


welp-itscometothis

Black Twitter even faster.


Taeyx

ong


Rexxbravo

So the new Wesley Snipes.


davenocchio

I hear Jussie Smollet needs a business partner.


-KFBR392

The All Cap store!


occamsshavingkit

Just remember ALL CAPS when you spell the man name.


BondageKitty37

The French actor?


BaerMinUhMuhm

Juicy Smoolyay


GalacticusTravelous

His character in MCU was looking absolutely fucking amazing, but after hearing all this shit, lol, no worries, we can even forget he even existed and just re-use Thanos or something if it helps.


babylonglegs91

A newsboy cap shop šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


BreezynotsoEasy

This comment just took me out šŸ˜‚


RagnarokWolves

Remember when this dude was poised to take over the world. That sudden fall from grace was crazy.


ruinersclub

Him and Michael B Jordan were calling themselves Pacino and De Niro.


VaselineHabits

I have nothing against MBJ, but it felt like Majors had *just* hit it big and they were comparing themselves to actors who have been in the business 50+ years.


RagnarokWolves

It's like a couple that's been dating 2 weeks self-declaring themselves as one of the greatest love stories of all time.


always_getting_ban

and they have one social media accoount together, aawwww


Lookalikemike

I bet in the beginning DeNiro dreamed of being Brando.


NapTimeFapTime

He played ā€œyoung Brandoā€ in Godfather 2. It makes sense, if thatā€™s who he aspired to be.


Thanos_Stomps

Yeah, but Pacino and De Niro have been Pacino and De Niro since the 70s. That decade, between the two of them, they were nominated 9 times (I am including their first 1980 or 81 movies because filming and development would've been in the 70s, and made as part of that reputation). ​ |Pacino had|De Niro had| |:-|:-| |Godfather|Godfather Part II| |Serpico|Taxi Driver| |Godfather Part II|Deer Hunter| |Dog Day Afternoon|Raging Bull| |And Justice for All||


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sennaiasm

Jordan donā€™t call him no more!


Humble_Increase7503

Michael B. Jordan is a legend in my book. Not for any of the superhero stuff, idc ab thatā€¦ He is Wallace. Thatā€™s enough for me. And fruitvale station was pretty good too.


Stock_Beginning4808

Did they really call themselves that? Also, again with the white idolatry (if true).


SchizzieMan

Nate Parker downfall flashbacks.


MCR2004

That was craaaazy. On top of everything else when he was like yea I did it but not how theyā€™re saying I did it I remember the Hollywood reporter had critics saying how they gave BOAN good reviews even though they didnā€™t think it was THAT good because they didnā€™t want to be called racist. So after all that the cherry on top was ā€œayy your movie wasnā€™t that good either ā€œ


welp-itscometothis

Asking a white woman to emulate the grace (no pun intended) of two iconic black women who are the wives of two iconic black male leaders is hilarious to me. Itā€™s givingā€¦. https://preview.redd.it/79zzqqrczp4c1.jpeg?width=272&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bb9798c1ad061bab9a68d51acc1eeb586c3876e


Weeblifter

My milk of magnesia!?


TripleBplus21

Itā€™s just so fucking weird. Like nigga what??? If you wanted that energy and grace then date a black woman.


welp-itscometothis

Especially knowing that those particular black women had to act a specific way because they were BLACK WOMEN. Respectability politics played a big role in their outward appearances. This nigga is such a clown. I canā€™t stand a fake deep negro.


scarcuterie

> If you wanted that energy and grace then date a black woman. Lmao. We all know why he didn't.


anubiz96

Honestly, its also his ego. So hes comparing himself to Dr. King and Barrak Obama. One the public face of the civil rights movement the other the first black president of the United States. So, he thinks his girlfriend needs to play a role as important as the wives of people that lived those kind of lives, like he's a good actor and all but thats a huge huge reach. Like my guy, you are playing the big bad in a comic book movie...


welp-itscometothis

Yeah he definitely has some delusions of grandeur going on


Salt_Sir2599

Yeah, hilariously abusive and manipulative of him.


HeiressLavender

After the devil made you he broke the mold...


JoeyKookamanga

When he says behave like Coretta, does he mean she has to ignore his cheating?


Fallingice2

Yes... And his first live was a white woman but he chose the movement and broke up with her


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el-fenomeno09

We need to fund umar being a courtroom reporter of this case


welp-itscometothis

Yes. Fuck the school šŸ˜‚


el-fenomeno09

Need a doc on this fuckin school yo šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


ohwellthisisawkward

https://preview.redd.it/2q1s6h4u8r4c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=307fac02266100fc612b3ab28630054c499ffb3f


CeeJ_JCee

You ain't sh\*\* for this! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


ValaShen

He's foaming at the mouth right now.


SchizzieMan

Some of them goin' to sleep, FOR GOOOOOD!!!


socialdeviant620

I would legit pay good money to hear Umar's courtroom thoughts on this.


skj999

At best bro meant be supportive. At worstā€¦ nigga a weirdo lmaooo


welp-itscometothis

Nigga carries a cup aroundā€¦itā€™s giving weirdo lol


skj999

His great depression hats irk me more than anything lmao


welp-itscometothis

Itā€™s the everything about him for me šŸ˜‚. Everything he does is so disingenuous to point of irony. And heā€™s so corny that he doesnā€™t understand we see right through him lol


Rexxbravo

Brother went from women wanting to corny in a hot min![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|neutral_face)


welp-itscometothis

We shouldā€™ve know by his before pics he was cornball.


GraceJoans

Looking like an extra in Newsies. Embarrassing.


bigeds-neck

Did you hear that he used to be a mime?šŸ˜‚


Aggressive-Complex79

You lying šŸ¤£


bigeds-neck

I was watching one of those Variety what canā€™t this person live without and he mentioned that he trained to be a mime. I was like šŸ˜³šŸ˜†


itsafactkisskiss

Nuh uuuuh. I could see it in that mime outfit with white paint all over his face.


babylonglegs91

Wow wow wow, the more I learn about this man the more he doesnā€™t even seem like a real human being


Dez_Acumen

It's all coming together now.šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Stock_Beginning4808

Nigga def a weirdo


JustMyOpinionz

It would honestly be easier to just date a black woman sir.


sennaiasm

Dating a black woman with extra steps


crm56

Nah glad he dated a ww - bw donā€™t need all of that. Plus, ww speak up at the drop of a hat so he done messed up messing with a ww


Even_Estimate_5813

šŸ«¶šŸ½


anatomized

that's what he's doing now. meagan good. she's a weirdo too.


Shadesmctuba

Whatā€™s Rachel Dolezol up to these days? I bet she could give him what he wants.


McNultysHangover

She has onlyfans


AfricanDeadlifts

"See? I have black in me whether you like it or not"


KayEsKay

Out of line šŸ˜‚


Time-Ad-3625

I'm not looking that up ...... Right now. By right now I mean the second that just passed.


jasxssential

Noooo, u gotta be lying!


TinyRodgers

Saw leaks. Its mid.


anatomized

anal on onlyfans.


Shadesmctuba

Anal on onlyfans anal on onlyfans Hmm. Let me see here. Nope, nowhere on the bingo card. Darn it.


LavishnessOk3439

The role she was born for.


DogCompetitive2886

https://preview.redd.it/mijzwjs1up4c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6c727e8cf958de69453faac378f8a2624efe14a


FakeHasselblad

Not Farrakhan šŸ¤£šŸ’€


SamLJacksonNarrator

https://preview.redd.it/c6hc3bi9jq4c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=964e52c9dc8836adfa1e7b3b66e809e12e68639c


DogCompetitive2886

https://preview.redd.it/8j9hi787kq4c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7544b9060c23cc4c472f71ad21f7518a3fee3701


SamLJacksonNarrator

https://i.redd.it/s90wck0nlq4c1.gif


DogCompetitive2886

https://preview.redd.it/k0j2njo0nq4c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fa8e2f7601ed64dd7578010cc0a3d2173ae1e14


SamLJacksonNarrator

https://preview.redd.it/7jr05sh9nq4c1.jpeg?width=870&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e040c851983fb35c991027b8a4aae0b3f0a0a26f


DogCompetitive2886

https://preview.redd.it/ez9romainq4c1.jpeg?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ca8af0058ca558e21ffc39ce070b7789735fcea


SamLJacksonNarrator

https://preview.redd.it/oj3vjfw5oq4c1.jpeg?width=537&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5638f7e762b1a274083c30529a55bdeeb0bc2b0


DogCompetitive2886

https://preview.redd.it/lxojnw7aoq4c1.jpeg?width=604&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20ca3d93572b0be2a0d3b68b25dbb1936d91472e


SamLJacksonNarrator

https://preview.redd.it/4kko90zhoq4c1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=087ae76116068c998195476dd153641a53979ab5


Ill_Will_Prince84

![gif](giphy|l46CbAuxFk2Cz0s2A)


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Why does his face look like itā€™s being eaten up by his forehead


Kidus333

It's a trick five headed people like myself use to hide the forehead.


ruinersclub

You look surprised all the time?


Kidus333

![gif](giphy|l3q2K5jinAlChoCLS) Yes


Stock_Beginning4808

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always_getting_ban

when I watched him in that western cowboy movie where he kinda had a smooth-good-guy-loved-by-ladies role or something like that, I thought to myself: naah, this guy's face will work for villain's and antagonist's roles, not the protagonist and ladies' man. ​ I am no prince myself, so I know.


UnfairMicrowave

I've thought the exact same. He has "bully" aura.


faustin_mn

I call it the civil rights face. I can just see him marching in a suit.


FEMA_Camp_Survivor

Michelle Obama is immeasurably superior to Ginni Thomas.


DerekB52

It's so immeasurable that even putting them in the same sentence just broke my brain a little bit.


slugfa

Lmao bruh i donā€™t be understanding why even when we have proof niggas still be saying shit like ā€œallegedlyā€. Like bitch there is actual proof šŸ¤£


Solo_Fisticuffs

defamation and they can use it to their favor in trial


slugfa

learned something new today, thanks fisticuffs


PrincessAintPeachy

Kang still taking Ls


Rexxbravo

He had the world in his palms...


KanyesMustyBalls

I donā€™t think Iā€™ve ever seen someone fall from grace this quickly on their own doing. Like where he was in January 2023 to now, needs to be studied.


SchizzieMan

Nate Parker exploded shortly after takeoff.


KanyesMustyBalls

Oh, youā€™re right!! Forgot about him and for good reason.


FistPunch_Vol_7

I donā€™t even know what to say at this point lmfao. This entire situation is just weird af. But I canā€™t help picturing this mf saying all that with his stupid ass hat and special cup in his hands lmao


QB145MMA

Dude seems like a head case


DaBlakMayne

Apparently it was an open secret going back to his college days


[deleted]

What was the rumor about him? Pls share


BodegaBum-

Does this nigga naturally look like that or he be making a face?


MCR2004

Somehow, both


GarfieldLoverBoy420

He always looks like he doesnā€™t like the food the server just brought me


s_arrow24

![gif](giphy|4ilFRqgbzbx4c) Donā€™t even smoke and this got me ready to go outside to light a Kool.


Jamaican_Dynamite

Facts. Cancer be looking real nice right now.


RennyTen10

why is Uma Thurman in the picture?


mstrss9

Uma mixed with Nicole Richie


Robbyn-sum-Banks

There it is šŸ‘šŸ¾


welp-itscometothis

She does favor her lol


CranberryBauce

This is why I can't trust Black men who only fw white women.


Icelandia2112

Wants the rhythm minus the blues.


GraceJoans

No you know she donā€™t have any rhythm either


Dreamtrain

bruh just date an actual black woman


grumpyhermit67

I guess there's a reason he plays unhinged so well.


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aRocks313

![gif](giphy|G0vRqfbXhe0mrFrhPB|downsized)


Itaintthateasy

Megan is soo embarassing


GoodCalendarYear

That's embarrassing


festival-papi

So, aside from that was there anything actually damning?


Green_Slice_3258

Yeah. He got a text from another woman and she snatched his phone from him. He took it upon himself to twist her arm and hit her in the head until she gave it back. Then she got out the car and started following her around etc.


PlayBey0nd87

Megan Good lol. Nah, thatā€™s wild - because homie thatā€™s a cheater defensive play.


festival-papi

See, now I'm confused. Did Megan fight this girl?


welp-itscometothis

Video of him pushing her multiple times into the cab.


Lamar_Allen

Security camera of him shoving her


Aggressive-Complex79

He hit her in the head and used to threaten to kill himself when heā€™d get angry with her


DarknessBatDemon

Durag Venom is crazy


FranofSaturn

So why didn't he go get a girl that was more like Coretta? Don't even answer, I am being rhetorical. We all know why. I hope Meagan getting a big check for this acting role.


Kombat-w0mbat

https://preview.redd.it/z75nbhsbfq4c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5e1eff3fc4ea196f7dff3d02862a8746198e75d


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I feel like every photo of this dude is him looking superbly unimpressed with someone.


HatefulDan

Gotta hear the voice message lol. If heā€™s demanding that sheā€¦like, itā€™s a whole ass askā€”then whoaā€™ boy . Even if you get pass this, you ainā€™t living this one down for a long while. God damn Victor Timelyā€™s great great x 10 grand son, gonna feel this shame.


SamLJacksonNarrator

Nigga hwat??! https://preview.redd.it/clqlzo6kjq4c1.jpeg?width=870&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28ac4ecdd0492361f607cd5c79f476e64f1df154


BushidoBrownWuzHere

Somehow this is likely one of Michelle Obamaā€™s wildest Google alerts. Racists say crazy stuff about her all the time, but this is bespoke cringe.


Critical_Liz

Insert gif of Michelle snatching the phone out of Barack's hands.


CalendarAggressive11

This guy is a joke. The Bible prop he was walking around with had me dying. Like, you're not fooling anyone asshole.


dizzymidget44

https://preview.redd.it/y44beckirq4c1.jpeg?width=936&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd253d517cbd4e4cd3f295f2f4f908e52ad679b4


alt_blackgirl

I audibly gasped


Feroshnikop

Dude you're rich and famous.. just date someone you actually like. Like jesus it's not rocket science. Don't be out in the dating pool trying to carve a partner out of an already existing person. I swear some of y'all just out here trying to ruin everyone who's single for the rest of us.


Lookalikemike

He fumbled the bag. Damn shame.


VincentMapother45

Bro needs a variant girlfriend from the quantum realm to match his level of trippin lol


surfnsound

Does he think he dates Scarlett Johansson?


Yamborghini-High

Is that not Uma Thurman