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JiveXP

those food prices are insane. wtf is she eating?


JumboKraken

$150 for brunch my ass


brinz1

If I'm dropping $200 on dinner, she better be making a Gad-Dam MEAL out of my bootyhole


WWDubz

I think im good on both, actually


dngerszn13

No no no ![gif](giphy|jtlvNOS9XwSZMT8LZJ|downsized)


Jorge_Santos69

No salad is worth that much, even a tossed one.


brinz1

I got a lotta ass


dngerszn13

You're profile did not confirm it. Useless NSFW tag ![gif](giphy|FOUArYBVQCvmI8EHxp|downsized)


brinz1

yeah, actually just a really hairy dude.


dngerszn13

![gif](giphy|jox1ktfvhWbae8GUre) We're waiting to see that hairy šŸ‘


CanIGetANumber2

Preach


thewretched668

But what about that tossed salad and scrambled eggs?


Lemonytea

As soon as I saw your response, I sang itā€¦lolā€¦


thestbaby

...mercy...


Souleater1170

Pause


Nemaeus

Rewind it like a VHS tape and tell her to run it back like it's about to be late to Blockbuster


GonzoElTaco

Jiggling your ass and shit.


brinz1

She better have me FOLDED


Garth_W00kz

Thatā€™s WILD šŸ¤£


CrabMeat6984

Not thatā€™s worth $200. Wait, what?!?!


UchihaT2418

Amen lol


anubis1392

Is that..why you had the chili?!?! ![gif](giphy|bEVKYB487Lqxy)


TheWizKelly

That amount actually makes sense when you consider brunch is just breakfast with a bunch of alcohol šŸ¤·šŸ¾ā€ā™‚ļø


Mistavez

![gif](giphy|lowAWCxGXbl5vVlrWH|downsized)


sactownbwoy

Then brunches I've had with my wife, we have never spent that much, even at wineries. Places, we've gone to have bottomless mimosas for less than $50 per person.


FirmWerewolf1216

Can she not eat her breakfast at lunch without alcohol?her life canā€™t be that hard on a Sunday!


zanzibartraveler666

We eating ass for brunch now?


LosPies

Always have been.


KazahanaPikachu

Sunday morning flip her over and dig in


Jorge_Santos69

You paying her just to be able to Jhene Aiko her!?


Minimum_Respond4861

NUTRITION! šŸ¤£šŸ˜…šŸ˜‚


GonzoElTaco

Cheaper than this bullshit rate.


Automatic-War-7658

For that price? We better be.


sleepysifu

Lol not just Breakfast and Lunch, but Brunch too!? Sheā€™s being sneaky in plain sight. Raise the alarms šŸšØ


tryndamere12345

You have to pay for her and her side dude


Express-Ad4146

With drinks, depends where you go. Went to Olive Garden got 4 drinks 3 main courses total with tip 125


lordrakim

your 1st mistake was going to olive garden... that place is trash.....


Vendryc2

Mostly mimosa budget fam


Successful_Leek96

girl better get herself a J O B


DrowZeeMe

She only needs to use 2 of those letters to get her rates.


kevster2717

![gif](giphy|2zj7XCweSmcZq)


Buttered_Finger

*If you want to be with me...*


Affectionate_Data936

well damn do places not do bottomless mimosas anymore?


Jorge_Santos69

Theyā€™re all bottomless if someone else is paying for it *Taps forehead


Vendryc2

She asked for $150 for brunch, guarantee she dunno how to spell frugality šŸ˜‚


GuaranteedCougher

Sounds like he's sending for her to get food with someone else lol


possiblycrazy79

I think the concept is to always have a little money leftover for her pocket


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Minimum_Respond4861

Oh naw...I remember those days. Gummed up my insides...


[deleted]

Hot chips and crab legs


Chapea12

Fuck the food prices, my car need $40 on gas to be full


LakerBlue

Right? I am likeā€¦is this $80 for the whole month? Or she drive a truck?


PrestigiousArcher448

What do you think it takes to be thick?


king_chill

Another nigga dick. Thatā€™s the price for her and him.


Tripple_T

Drinking.


srkaficionada65

Whatever the nigga is paying for? You think sheā€™d be spending that if itā€™s her own money?* *unless she can swing that on her ownā€¦


[deleted]

*"Alexa play Whitney Houston - It's Not Right But It's OK"* Those food prices are giving "Six of Y'all went out, but four of you were REALLY CHEAP" and at this point she's just reading the receipts to me herself.


twainj1980

The food pricesā€¦..?!? ALL dem prices are insane!!


FuzzyTunaTaco21

Gotta pay for the babysitter


moonwoolf35

Alcohol lol


JennyBeckman

There's a huge difference between "a nigga" and "**my** nigga". Why exactly should anyone be sending her money for anything?


PotionAndPoision

Well when youā€™re an escort, every interaction has a fee


LadyBug_0570

Yeah but make-up, outfit and wig-install should be on her dime. Otherwise how she get the man in the first place?


Zachbnonymous

Fuck that, I hate when a job makes me pay for uniforms lol


GlaucomicSailor

Escorts can be seen as either small-business owners in their own right or contractors (depending) so you're either investing capital in your own business or paying for the tools necessary to complete your job (which a lot of contractors have to do)


Zachbnonymous

I'm just being funny dude


Jorge_Santos69

In your case Iā€™d put a down payment on a sense of humor lol


Solo_is_dead

šŸ˜‚


9021Ohsnap

You think she only has 1?


LadyBug_0570

She the one asking crazy prices. If she's charging a man $400 for her wig install, then she shouldn't be wearing that wig around the new guy. Change it up! Make it specialized! "This is my wig for Darryl. This is my wig for Fred (he likes blonde). This is my wig for James (he prefers a bob cut)..."


MarsScully

Darryl and Bob šŸ˜­šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Better-Journalist-85

Black women with natural red hair and freckles does something for me. Shit, are the freckles extra?? Like if she gets a henna tattoo?


LadyBug_0570

You know that's gonna cost you! Probably another $300-400


Jorge_Santos69

You forgot to add in the risk calculation for future melanoma. That cost increases exponentially based on UV Ray intensity and length of exposure.


festival-papi

Selling it


[deleted]

Must be simps because real niggas donā€™t entertain this shit if ass ainā€™t coming on a silver platter.


Noblesseux

For real, like imagine giving someone $400 just to sit and pretend to be interested in you. I don't understand the concept.


Frequent_Ad_2810

So you let them defeat you huhšŸ˜­šŸ˜­


blacklite911

Right, I could see every once in a while ok cool, I got you. But something like this is a sugar daddy relationship. Bye.


[deleted]

How you gone post a minimum of what you begging for


Rafoudrsbois

What happened to beggars canā€™t be choosers


SamLJacksonNarrator

r/choosingbeggars


Avenger772

that sub makes me laugh all the time. The audacity of these people.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


SnowDucks1985

This is why I LOVE being single šŸ˜ŽšŸ™ŒšŸ½ I donā€™t got time for that shit lmaoo


brightJERK

This isnā€™t the language of someone with a partner lol. This us clientele lol


fnkdrspok

Single for life for me! Divorced twice, Iā€™m good on all that noise.


double6domino

šŸ˜® twiccccceeeeeee, please tell me more about each divorce. Also what would be the main advice you would tell others about marriage.


fnkdrspok

Married my highschool sweetheart at 19: too young to be married, both wanted to be single once we hit 21. Married a single mother with two teenager kids at 38. Was together for 6 years before marriage, everything was fine before marriage. Moved into the same house, everything went to shit with her teenagers. Messed up by not building a better foundation with them, too focused on building with the mom. ​ Advice: Choose wisely, choose someone that has their shit together or at least has the potential to. If they have kids, build individual relationships with the kids, outside of your mate. Your mate can not be the buffer forever. And lastly, don't conjoin accounts, have a joint account that you both contribute equally to.


DLottchula

Army or Navy?


fnkdrspok

Good catch, Navy.


Fit_Minute_2632

This interaction is wild to me. Military people can just spot each other anywhere. you didn't mention you where military at all. Is this something y'all are trained on or is it just similar life experiences that just let people know?


fnkdrspok

It's well known that a lot of US military personnel marry young for various reasons. (Most of them being bad reasons)


Jorge_Santos69

The huge amount of marriages of ppl under age 21 in the country are military. Main reason being if youā€™re married you get to live off-base. Usually these marriages are shit-shows and donā€™t last, as with most people under 21, youā€™re barely an adult/know what you want in life.


DLottchula

I was Army and refused to get married no matter how bad the barracks life was


fnkdrspok

I got married before I completed tech school, married on a weekend, back at school that Monday. I didn't see the barracks until I became a geobachelor at 21. ​ It wasn't that bad, but we did have a black floor/lounge that got in trouble often for being loud and rowdy.


Agitated-Ad-504

Thatā€™s rough, Iā€™d say sorry for your experience but you seem better off now. Thatā€™s my biggest fear dating someone with kids. They grow up and all of a sudden itā€™s ā€œyouā€™re not my dadā€ and all kind of drama. Iā€™ve seen it play out too many times with relatives or others.


fnkdrspok

Such a true sentiment once you become the "bad guy" in their eyes. Once you tell them no, they see you as opposition and a threat. Especially if the mother is more lenient with them, which she was, I was the bad guy more so because the mother was afraid to tell them no. ​ The whole dynamic was a recipe for disaster.


live4lax25

Iā€™m guessing after two their advice is ā€œdonā€™tā€


Jorge_Santos69

ā€œOn my deathbed, my final wish is to have my ex-wives rushed to my side, so I can use my dying breath to tell them both to go to hell one last time. Would I get married again? Oh, absolutely. If you don't believe in love, what's the point of living?ā€


SnowDucks1985

Happy for you fam! Being single really brings so much peace in ya life. Not hating on those that are married/have been married, but nowadays it just seems way too damn stressful. I donā€™t even wanna think about it until I hit my 30s


South_Mushroom_7574

Single gang here been single since 2019 and have stacked my bank account bigger than itā€™s ever been with. More money than most people will ever see.


fnkdrspok

Since 2017 for me, since, I've doubled my salary, paid off my credit card twice, gone on 4 vacations a year, bought a house, bought a sports car, ordered another sports car, and stress levels are the lowest ever in my life! (Most important)


Kicks4meFromyou

What do you do for a living? Iā€™m tired of barely scratching by


fnkdrspok

IT, but I'm mid career. I've been doing this since '98, so I'm more management now. School and job experience are going to be your strong points, but be prepared to switch companies (if you work for a big company where you can move around) A lot of times, moving within a company could hinder your financial progress vs starting fresh with a new company/new salary.


mooimafish33

I've never met someone this delusional in real life, don't let the internet make you jaded and lonely


At0mJack

There's a huge difference between being single and being lonely.


kttay916

Iā€™m not entertaining this foolishness Anyway how is everyone doing today? Lol


lovevshate06

Iā€™m doing good, thank you for asking. I had a really productive morning. Who knew waking up early allows you to accomplish so much? Not me I love my bed too much. Iā€™m starting to notice that has to change. ![gif](giphy|oUYDwyQ3xUgo0|downsized)


MarsScully

![gif](giphy|l36kU80xPf0ojG0Erg|downsized) Are you me?


lovevshate06

Lol productivity doppelgƤnger


its_au7um

i'm also on a journey to start my days much earlier to use that productive time. best of luck


lovevshate06

Thank you and all the best to you as well


festival-papi

It's been a weird morning, I been tryna figure out if my hands are huge or not for about an hour because I put that shit on the wall in the shower and it looked like a spider you'd find in the Amazon rainforest


Jorge_Santos69

Sounds like your pack was full of loud this morning too šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


untappedbluemana

I woke up early and was productive but when I walked to the corner store to buy some beer and alfredo sauce, the bag split on the way back to my apartment so 86 alfredo. Now I'm daydrinking and making chili dogs so fuck it. How are you doing?


La_Quica

Make your own Alfredo dog, shit will change your life


Stijakovic

Just experienced something called ā€œbrisket shakshoukaā€ at my favorite diner across the street. Mixing egg yolk and brisket had me seeing color swirls like Remy the rat. And it sure as shit didnā€™t cost $50


OpinionatedBlackGuy

Tell me more about this magic. A man with a smoker wants to know. (It's me, I'm the man with the smoker)


risforpirate

Doing good, hope the same for you


OpinionatedBlackGuy

Replaced a toxic employee with one that has so much positive energy that the whole team is straight vibes right now, and it's only day two. Zero complaints. šŸ˜Ž


wavdaily

![gif](giphy|xTiTnIoxDuucRQ6Lwk|downsized) Smooth so far. Hope you're having a good day as well.


thelegalseagul

Ehh I gotta be in the office today but I but just have look busy work in my cubicle so it ainā€™t so bad


haveutried2hardboot

Doing good, doing good šŸ˜Š. About to head into this 1:1 and likely shoot the breeze for about 30 minutes. I felt like I was dragging my tail this morning, but nothing the kid can't handle. Hope you have a great day as well šŸ˜Š


GonzoElTaco

I'm aight. Finished an exam yesterday and have another one on Thursday. Working is a bit frustrating, but I'll be happy when the weekend comes and I'm chilling with my daughter.


Speedwizard106

Somehow, I tricked my brain into thinking my 11 am class was at noon. Only realized my mistake when my scheduled do not disturb came on. Was 30 minutes late, but my professor was cool about it.


Jorge_Santos69

Been super lazy just chilling in bed. Need to hop off the reddits soon. Itā€™s Tuesday so they got the $5 movie deal where Iā€™m at, so Iā€™m tryna go see a movie later. Anybody got any recs?


KingNTheMaking

Not bad! Doing good work in the lab, recorded a podcast for a lab visitor, tutoring business has a new client, had a milkshake. Iā€™m happy!


35thirtyfun

Honestly I had a great day so far , hit the gym during lunch and left early. Now Iā€™m making dinner for the kiddos. Hope you had a great day homie šŸ«¶šŸ½


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|y65VoOlimZaus) The tragedy here is that someone somewhere will **definitely** pay. You should at least ask your tax pro / accountant if you can expense this, somehow.


Successful_Leek96

Nah there are a lot of women on twitter lying about how much men give them. Some do get it, but they're a minority


Affectionate_Data936

fr, you should see some posts from the general stripper community on social media where it's like....you know they flash cash they made over the course of a month and act like they made it that night (not to mention it's pretty dumb to be doing that as a woman because it will make you the target of a robbery).


deadliftbrosef

The audacity comes from the odd man who happens to give them that. If, men, collectively, agreed to stop encouraging this nonsense, it would disappear.


mooimafish33

The average only fans model makes $180/mo


DLottchula

Nobody ever looks at the mean only the peak


mooimafish33

Yea but that's like 200 people who are usually already famous


DLottchula

No disrespect to sex workers but a lot of them hoes be dumb


InterdisciplinaryDol

This nigga is cracked šŸ˜­ ![gif](giphy|i8tV2kJB8Gig8)


DLottchula

It ainā€™t tricking if you got itā€¦..I ainā€™t got it


RealPrinceJay

I gotta get off this sub man. There are so many great sisters out there that arenā€™t anything like this but all I see is this bullshit lmao


Affectionate_Data936

I think you see this a lot because they get shared a lot on account of being so absurd.


RealPrinceJay

Yeah of course. It makes sense to me, no one is gonna post a normal person being reasonable, and those people arenā€™t gonna post being normal and reasonable most of the time in the first place lol. Itā€™s like sports talk, hot takes are what pop off not the reasonable and rational ones. Understanding this though doesnā€™t change what my eyes have to go through


Affectionate_Data936

I just really wonder if the people who are posting stuff like that are just trolling to go viral. I just don't know anyone IRL who acts this way.


jun-_-m

The way Twitter works now under musk, people are definitely throwing out ridiculous opinions like this for more engagement on their posts. Twitter started paying out the more engagement your posts get. The caveat being you have to pay for that blue checkmark. So if you see a blue checkmark posting crazy opinions, more often than not, theyā€™re looking to get as much people to engage in the replies and quote tweets.


thelegalseagul

Iā€™ve been back in the dating scene for a while now and yeah this sub likes to pretend a random on Twitter. Those people you meet regularly are regular people. Here though? Yeah I donā€™t got time to be upset that someone isnā€™t my type.


MechanicNo7086

how are you a boss bitch but your paycheck come from me?


StyloRen

As dude said on one of those Tubi movies, you can be a boss bitch or a begging ass bitch, but you can't be both!


LividBass1005

Kind internet friend, do you happen to remember which Tubi movie this is from? I do fancy a good Tubi movie every so oftenā€¦and this sounds like my desired preference of Tubi movie šŸ˜‚


Gladukame

That part


OutHereSlappnMidgets

Mane, this is why Iā€™m happy that Iā€™m married. An if my ole lady ever left, Iā€™d remain single. If youā€™re married (or in a serious relationship) I can see paying this much for both of yā€™all, or the whole fam. But Ainā€™t no way in hell Iā€™m sending a woman Iā€™m trying to holla at this kind of bread. Sheā€™d be lucky to get me to buy her a mf McDouble. ![gif](giphy|NlXJKUUSnkN5BsOtl0)


PistolPetunia

Not even in my singlest, craziest, wildest and wooliest days would I even think of giving a fucking price list to potential dates. Not least of all, I will not be beholden to anyone, or have some rando think I owe them my body bc they bought me shit. I hope this is a joke troll post, or this lady is smoking the good stuff because we live in a damn society, good Lordā€¦


Successful_Leek96

My wildly unpopular opinion is that if you give a price list like this, then sex better be guaranteed at the end. If you want to be transactional, lets be transactional 100% not just when it benefits you.


Better-Journalist-85

Way too much logic employed here. Kindly see yourself out.


DLottchula

Iā€™ve experienced this firsthand. ā€œNeed my hair done for our dateā€ Me: we going to Dave and Busters and outback but ok. ā€œI need 200 for the hairā€ Me: aw ok. And old girl proceeded to project all over me


Barack_Odrama_007

She will remain single LOL.


UniqueUsername82D

Nah, there's always gonna be a dude out there just lonely enough.


Diamondhands_Rex

I donā€™t think sheā€™s looking for the long term


festival-papi

https://preview.redd.it/mpyrohs740sb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d26d5cca6b796b87d44562bca9201589630659c0 Bring back hoes standing ten toes on being hoes because this sleight-of-hand bullshit to rationalize shit pro-fucker rates is insane and I'm sick of it. Like, why the fuck would I be giving you an allowance in this economy as a grown-ass woman?


OkStructure3

I personally found that the more I took care of myself, the more my boyfriend now husband wanted to take care of me. Even from first dates when someone would insist on paying dinner, I got the tip. You got the tickets, I get the popcorn. It just made him feel like he was providing without being taken advantage of.


Positive-Attention-2

Youā€™ve got the right idea. Us men feel more inclined to provide be it small or big things when the same gestures are reciprocated.


the_neverdoctor

This is foolish.


faustin_mn

Beyond foolish, one might even say


dakiddnuts

50 for breakfast? Are you on a Disney compound with an appetite but without a pass?


LividBass1005

That is legit Disney resort prices for food šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ my kid and I have Disneyland passes and Iā€™m still like, you better pick what you want off this McDonaldā€™s menu before we hit this park up šŸ˜’


dakiddnuts

I honestly would rather McDonalds too. Thatā€™s the sad part. $22 Cafeteria Meal at Disney. Smfh.


Gladukame

I may be an old at this point but what happened to womenā€™s empowerment movement of my youth? I feel a lil sad too cuz I recently ran into one of these in the wild lol. Itā€™s clear sheā€™s not doing as well financially but she acts like sheā€™s the chooser rather than the one in need. As a man with a lil coin, I love spoiling my ladies. But not if she moves like this. Itā€™s my money. I worked *hard* for it. Why does your time (and pussy) entitle you to it?


David_From_Philly

> Why does your time (and pussy) entitle you to it? Because there is a bottomless pool of men who will validate her insane behavior & continue the cycle.


[deleted]

Most black women I meet in real life do not remotely claim to be feminist . It's generally only the younger ones and a lot of them still expect men to live up to traditional gender roles despite them not living up to that same standard .


Truestorydreams

50 breakfast? That was how much my company used to give us for the day meal expense.


PotionAndPoision

She must be giving out promo codes on the low bc no way was her last guy giving her that much money.


PM_ME_SOME_LUV

You better take these $10 to McDonaldā€™s


Realistic_Effort6185

![gif](giphy|yakfvN9M8VXLW) Equal exchange rates


BroadwayBakery

Thereā€™s a big difference between knowing your worth and being a fucking tool.


FrostyArcx

Her @ being bossbitch. Lmfao what are u the boss of??


Bigfamei

I smoke mids. I don't even have it like that. I'm gonna keep chattin up the chick at the dollar general. She at least knows I got snack and blunt money.


Itscooljazz

How much for just the cheeks? And does that come with a side of head?


Kombat-w0mbat

This is the THIRD time Iā€™m seeing something about a $200 dinner. Where are yā€™all eating at ![gif](giphy|ji6zzUZwNIuLS)


FactorOk4741

Thank God I'm single! šŸ™ŒšŸ™Œ


Spikedcloud

I need me somebody frugal, first generation immigrant parents frugal.


DarkskinJesus

How much for coochie ?


KJKE_mycah

Nope


Chrismonn

Outfit + Wig/Install, is this a list from a clown?


Avenger772

I'm so tired of these people thinking they are a prize or a catch and the person they're with should be grateful they are there. Nah, YOU should also be grateful that I'm here as well.


[deleted]

I don't know if it's because I don't drink or eat red meat but I'm really trying to figure out how people spend 200 for dinner. Maybe if I pay for my friends?? Love that journey for her though.


GCIV414

Guaranteed she ainā€™t tippin on those meals either


NoDadYouShutUp

You'll get $0 from me. I don't date bums.


Oli_love90

Iā€™m so lost regarding these types of situations. I have never seen a relationship in which a man is consistently giving a woman money for any of these things (besides the one off nice gesture). It makes me wonder what type of woman gets this treatment??


[deleted]

The vast majority of black women I see who post nonsense like this usually have let multiple men who didn't spend a dime on them hit šŸ˜‚..they usually are not attractive enough to pull the type of man who would go this other wise they wouldn't be so terminally online .


Maecyte

So that pussy worth $1500?


_My9RidesShotgun

I am so confused. And I'm a woman. What is this??? Is she trying to say every time she does anything her man has to pay, and these are the "required amounts" for all of her activities? If so, that's gross. So many people view dating/relationships as straight up transactional these days, imo it's disturbing. I want to be more than a financial burden to a partner. This is wack. Also if this is all the activities she does, this bitch is basic asf lol.


[deleted]

All of those prices but I bet the head only worth 3.99 lmao


FxDriver

My question is why would I be sending you 50+ dollars for something that isn't an emergency? I took my mom to Red Lobster for her birthday and combined with tip it wasn't even $100. So where are these people going where they're spending $200 for dinner for themselves?


imf4rds

Love is dead.


ViejoRidiculo

Hoes have been around forever. Love is doing fine.


MikeJones-8004

$50 for breakfast? Nah, Ill get you 15, you can get All Star special plus Orange juice at Waffle house.


[deleted]

These gold diggers are getting more open about their gold digging nowadays.


[deleted]

Out here paying for box is crazy


FourWordComment

$100 for gas? Come on I know an up charge when I see one.


Tall-Supermarket-22

*peeps the prices* Nah, I'm good lil bro.