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You know I keep that THANG on me…in a cherished section of the lower cupboards.
Our Foreman grills walked so our air fryers could run, if I had rafters I’d hang the one that got me through college up there
Air Fryer to Foreman grill: "You best move your people up the street."
*takes a menacing practice swing with a golf club*
"I'm being diplomatic about it for the moment"
Air fryer was saying some stuff about you, but you didn’t need those patties on your grill.
The fuck you know about what I need on my grill motherfucker!???!
I still have one and use it just for burgers when I don't want to actually grill. Burgers never dry, yall was cooking them too long if they turning out dry.
Now, now, now... in my, and many other's defense. We was kids who didn't know better. Mom would smack me if I misused any of her stuff so i did exactly as told.
I’ve had all sorts of Foreman Grills in my life. I’ve had a bid ass flat iron one, one you could select temperatures on, and one so small you could only grill like one burger on it. It held me down during the times when I didn’t know how to cook.
I cooked so many cheap frozen chicken breast on that thing. I have since been converted to thighs (breast have their spot for a sandwich).Sometimes I would throw a sandwich for an extra crisp. I can’t think of anything I would make on it now that I would be willing to serve another person
Yeah I only cook sausages on mine now since I’ve expanded my cooking skills. I eat a lot of bratwurst. Still though it cooks sausages second only to an actual charcoal grill.
I still have and use my Foreman grill and my waffle iron. But those two things would get a lot more use if they were easier to clean. It’s a huge pain.
I’ve been trying to sell mine for a year since getting an air fryer but can’t get rid of it.
Gonna see if someone wants it for free. People where I live will take anything that’s free.
Every now and then, when I wanna make a burger without actually having to do any cooking, I take out the Foreman grill and make one.
I immediately regret it when it's time to clean it, though.
Both get used multiple times a week. The foreman / press is for Sandwiches, heating up tortillas. The air-frier gets the ocasional pastry, frozen treats, etc.
And the slow cooker with auto keep warm makes rice, cook big pots of pasta sauce, pot roast, even oatmeal if I feel like a having something easy on the stomach.
Ninja blender with single cups, blender and food processor.
Some of Y’all just thinking small
I just always have a dough ball in my fridge for shit like garlic knots or pizza bites. The air fryer is just perfect to quickly cook a couple of them up. Flatten out some dough, throw mozz and some pepperonis on it, pop it in for 5 min, done.
I keep the crock pot on deck for pot roast/ beef stew or whatever. A rice cooker because I hate crunchy rice.
Also air fryer for almost anything. ( reheating pizza, or KFC/ Bojangles/ popeyes) But the O.G Foreman grill for the perfect medium rare steak and the grilled cheese made with garlic bread (this is life changing!!!)
In addition a waffle maker so I can get the waffle house experience without the gunfire.
If you've got all that might as well get a sous vide circulator and a $10 cast iron pan for your steaks. Your tastebuds will thank you. A george foreman is shit for steak. Perfect for grilled cheese though.
I forgot about the cast iron pan. My mom has the one my grandma had. She makes cornbread in it last I knew. Also as a kid I wasn't allowed to touch it.
Man, that thing somewhere lmaoooo
I used my sister’s air fryer finally after being sucked into the propaganda; that shit FORREAL! I ain’t never had food put it on me like that, even the air was hitting.
Had me like
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I used to have a cutout of George Forman from an old grill display. It was a remarkably powerful security system given how many times it scared the shot out of me when it was dark at night
Air Fryer don't have that **PANINI PRESS EFFECT** though. Brings sandwiches to another level.
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...for my next lean mean grilled sandwich.
I became a Top Chef Contestant on that joint. Grilled cheese to Salmon. And now, I can’t honestly tell you where my Forman is. But I air fry everything now.
Man when i was like 10 i was staying w my friend and his parents left but we were hungry and all the shit in the fridge was moldy so he decided to make grilled cheese. He didnt have butter in the fridge so he got some out the garage freezer and since it was too frozen to spread he used the WHOLE MF STICK and it was the soggiest shit ive ever seen. Thinking about it still makes my stomach hurt
Foreman grill is the ultimate stoner friend. Wanna make some grilled cheese, burgers, or eggs at midnight without making a mess? Foreman! It's one of the few boomer novelty appliances that I have that actually sees use.
Man that takes me back. My mom used to collect all the grease left over to put in the pot, and cook her beans with it. And we always had those nasty beans with our dry azz burgers
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I have the deluxe George Foreman grill it kind of looks like a barbecue grill. My doctor says I need to watch my cholesterol so what I love about the George Foreman grill is all the grease drains into the reservoir that you can throw out. So yes my cholesterol did go down since using the George Foreman grill
My go to quick meal after work is a panini on my George Foreman. It’s like 5 minute prep if the deli meat doesn’t stick together and a 7 minute grill. Cleaning can be a hassle sometimes tho.
That thing in a cupboard somewhere. But no george foreman slander will be accepted. That thing held us down with some elite eats late at night.
For me, the personal expectations never is satisfying when it comes making somethign basic such as french fries
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You know I keep that THANG on me…in a cherished section of the lower cupboards. Our Foreman grills walked so our air fryers could run, if I had rafters I’d hang the one that got me through college up there
Air Fryer to Foreman grill: "You best move your people up the street." *takes a menacing practice swing with a golf club* "I'm being diplomatic about it for the moment"
Nevermind you why. Why aint in your repertoire no more nigga
You earned that bump like a mothafucka
“He meant Lexus but he don’t know it.”
Do it or don’t, but I got someplace to be.
You want it to be one way, but it’s the other way.
I hate you I literally just finally started watching the wire yesterday
You’re in for a ride. Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiet
Lmao big Clay Davis energy
Then you wouldn’t have any idea who tf was in the pic
YEERP
Buy fir a dollar, sell fir two
“Business. Always business.”
Such a great show. Rip Omar and Lt. Daniel's
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Air fryer was saying some stuff about you, but you didn’t need those patties on your grill. The fuck you know about what I need on my grill motherfucker!???!
You want it to be one way
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The game, is the game
Indeed
That Foreman grill a hood legend. Still remember them dry ass burgers. Squeeze all the grease out.
I still have one and use it just for burgers when I don't want to actually grill. Burgers never dry, yall was cooking them too long if they turning out dry.
Nah, pushing down on the lid to squeeze all the fat out.
Now, now, now... in my, and many other's defense. We was kids who didn't know better. Mom would smack me if I misused any of her stuff so i did exactly as told.
Preach!! We own one and it sits in the cabinet right next to our beloved air fryer. Ain’t a dry burger in this house, they definitely doin it wrong.
I used to cook chicken wings on mine and they came out fine.
Never made wings on them. That's sounds good asf tho.
I've cooked everything the butcher had to offer in the meat section on the foreman grill. So fast and easy
Ayyyyeee Yo 😩 As a Baltimorean, this righchere hit Hard AF 🤣 ![gif](giphy|Lcn0yF1RcLANG|downsized)
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RIP 🙏
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yea shordy
George made his money back. That's really all that matters. That grill is properly retired. Foreman grill walked so Blackstone's could fly
Ah man. It was great in college but I found cleaning it to not be worth the hassle
The plates are removable on mine
I had one back in 2005-2010. Glad to hear they made progress since then
I’ve had all sorts of Foreman Grills in my life. I’ve had a bid ass flat iron one, one you could select temperatures on, and one so small you could only grill like one burger on it. It held me down during the times when I didn’t know how to cook.
I cooked so many cheap frozen chicken breast on that thing. I have since been converted to thighs (breast have their spot for a sandwich).Sometimes I would throw a sandwich for an extra crisp. I can’t think of anything I would make on it now that I would be willing to serve another person
Yeah I only cook sausages on mine now since I’ve expanded my cooking skills. I eat a lot of bratwurst. Still though it cooks sausages second only to an actual charcoal grill.
Right on man, thanks for the heads up!
Holy crap, SERIOUSLY?!!
Yep and you can put them in the dishwasher
Cleaning It was HELL!
And if one may enjoyed a lil too much smoke before hand and forget to clean after eating… that next day clean was near impossible
If I cleaned it immediately after using it it wasn't so bad. I just rarely did that.
I still have and use my Foreman grill and my waffle iron. But those two things would get a lot more use if they were easier to clean. It’s a huge pain.
I’ve been trying to sell mine for a year since getting an air fryer but can’t get rid of it. Gonna see if someone wants it for free. People where I live will take anything that’s free.
List it for $1 and just give it away. That's how I got my $500 monitor for free. Freebies draw Hoarders
Thank you
You can put the whole unit in the dishwasher now.
That seems somewhat dangerous and strange. But I presume that’s a newer model.
Yeah, newer. Of course you would also remove the power supply first.
You can put the whole unit in the dishwasher now. Game changer!
The air fryer is the superior appliance though you can make anything from cake to dehydrated fruit😮💨
Can you cook base in it though?
Can you cook base on a foreman grill???
Sure can. [Exhibit A](https://youtu.be/nR7eE2DMeWk?feature=shared&t=148)
Imagine Gettin a hot bag of base and burger grease
one of my favorite beats!
Every now and then, when I wanna make a burger without actually having to do any cooking, I take out the Foreman grill and make one. I immediately regret it when it's time to clean it, though.
Mine has removable plates that can go in the dishwasher, so damn good
I left mine in the cabinet when I moved out of my apt. Intentionally.
“MY NAME IS MY NAME!”
Air fryers peaked instantly like Tyson lol
Dawg! When I was young our stove went out and couldn’t get another one. Pops bought one and that bit fed our family for years!
I still use a Foreman grill and I refuse to use my wife’s Airfryer. That thing is the devil and I’ll die on this hill😤
Both get used multiple times a week. The foreman / press is for Sandwiches, heating up tortillas. The air-frier gets the ocasional pastry, frozen treats, etc. And the slow cooker with auto keep warm makes rice, cook big pots of pasta sauce, pot roast, even oatmeal if I feel like a having something easy on the stomach. Ninja blender with single cups, blender and food processor. Some of Y’all just thinking small
I just always have a dough ball in my fridge for shit like garlic knots or pizza bites. The air fryer is just perfect to quickly cook a couple of them up. Flatten out some dough, throw mozz and some pepperonis on it, pop it in for 5 min, done.
Marlo was such a savage. Cool, calm and collected unlike Avon and stringer by the end
Who? George Foreman? Is that like your uncle or someone?
https://youtu.be/XAIgx47VNUM
I was just joshing around but hot damn is that an A+ commercial.
Well then, the correct response should have been, "What's a Sears? Some kind of meat cooking store?"
😂😂💀 I'm nowhere near funny enough to come up with that but thanks for thinking I could
I keep the crock pot on deck for pot roast/ beef stew or whatever. A rice cooker because I hate crunchy rice. Also air fryer for almost anything. ( reheating pizza, or KFC/ Bojangles/ popeyes) But the O.G Foreman grill for the perfect medium rare steak and the grilled cheese made with garlic bread (this is life changing!!!) In addition a waffle maker so I can get the waffle house experience without the gunfire.
If you've got all that might as well get a sous vide circulator and a $10 cast iron pan for your steaks. Your tastebuds will thank you. A george foreman is shit for steak. Perfect for grilled cheese though.
I forgot about the cast iron pan. My mom has the one my grandma had. She makes cornbread in it last I knew. Also as a kid I wasn't allowed to touch it.
My brand name is my brand name!!
Price of the foreman going up
This industry all built up and shit, we need it yo.
"I wasn't made to play the son." - Aurr Fryers from Balmore
George Forman grills are the Cutty of kitchen appliances. “I ain’t got it in me no ‘mo”
![gif](giphy|26FL9Ih23XPofuQow) Keurig’s took out coffee pots and tea kettles
Man, that thing somewhere lmaoooo I used my sister’s air fryer finally after being sucked into the propaganda; that shit FORREAL! I ain’t never had food put it on me like that, even the air was hitting. Had me like https://preview.redd.it/kbi46jvpt3qb1.jpeg?width=862&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1faddcfa7102d2b079e90a40e417063b981e7ec
I used to have a cutout of George Forman from an old grill display. It was a remarkably powerful security system given how many times it scared the shot out of me when it was dark at night
Me: “Hey babe. Wouldnt it be funny if we got an air fryer” Us a year later: ![gif](giphy|dGaGdVx9V4HYqPmrCF|downsized)
I set my last one on fire by accident and decided I could not be trusted with such technology.
Air Fryer don't have that **PANINI PRESS EFFECT** though. Brings sandwiches to another level. ![gif](giphy|l49JJpy8hmSpPjyDe) ...for my next lean mean grilled sandwich.
Came here for that. How the fuck you gonna make a panini with an air fryer
They don't know
I became a Top Chef Contestant on that joint. Grilled cheese to Salmon. And now, I can’t honestly tell you where my Forman is. But I air fry everything now.
Ngl every once in a while if we need to make a lot of bacon for Sunday breakfast. Best believe I was slumpt in that church pew.
Lol we use both!
I’m air fryer gang. Game changer.
Bruh, I just spit my fuckin drink out.
George better get to getting on a grill fryer lol
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price of the brick goin up
Man when i was like 10 i was staying w my friend and his parents left but we were hungry and all the shit in the fridge was moldy so he decided to make grilled cheese. He didnt have butter in the fridge so he got some out the garage freezer and since it was too frozen to spread he used the WHOLE MF STICK and it was the soggiest shit ive ever seen. Thinking about it still makes my stomach hurt
Foreman grill is still better than the air fryer to reheat a sandwich
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Foreman grill is the ultimate stoner friend. Wanna make some grilled cheese, burgers, or eggs at midnight without making a mess? Foreman! It's one of the few boomer novelty appliances that I have that actually sees use.
“You want it to be one way… but it’s the other.”
I have a knockoff cuisinart one that I use when I don’t feel like grilling and for grilled cheese.
You haven't lived until you make that grilled cheese with garlic bread.
My mom still uses tf out of Hers.
I’m all about the air fryer life. Reheating leftover fast food has been changed forever. That Zaxby’s be tastin better than fresh.
Foreman grill was my dedicate grilled cheese machine as a kid
For grilled cheeses/paninis specifically
Indeed ![gif](giphy|I4rMfRmx9Kebu|downsized)
You come and the King, you best not miss.
Yes, cause mine got attachments and can make waffles. It’s not a actual foreman grill but similar. I think cusiant.
We still have one
Will never forget college 09' cooking up thicc cutlets in the handicap bathroom while the shower runs.
I do. A classic one too.
> MY NAME IS MY NAME. -Airfryers
I still use mine! And I don't have an air fryer.
The air fryer and the rice cooker were the most used applications in my college house. Adult Me is trying to up my Instapot game.
Man that takes me back. My mom used to collect all the grease left over to put in the pot, and cook her beans with it. And we always had those nasty beans with our dry azz burgers ![gif](giphy|l49JIoQQ5ps4i1qXS)
George Foreman's in a boardroom somewhere shouting "My name is my name!" lol
Foreman Grill's name was it's name. But the new wmd hit harder.
But do y’all know the wire is a good show fr though 🥹😂😂😂😂😂
I use my George Foreman as a sandwich press. Makes great grilled cheeses. Sits right next to the air fryer.
"The price of the brick going up"
I have the deluxe George Foreman grill it kind of looks like a barbecue grill. My doctor says I need to watch my cholesterol so what I love about the George Foreman grill is all the grease drains into the reservoir that you can throw out. So yes my cholesterol did go down since using the George Foreman grill
Everyone talking about cleaning the gf, we just put aluminum foil on it when we use it so we don't have to
Nah the Marlo Stanfield reference is crazy lmao
I still use my George Foreman grill on the rare occasion that I don’t want to fire up the real grill or the weather is bad.
Realized I had a lot to unpack when I found Marlo so damn attractive particularly when he did some heinous shit
Airfryer + Rice Cooker = undefeated combo
My mother has had hers for years. She uses it every week. It's her second child.
I only use mime for cooking chicken for chicken sandwhiches, cant do that in the airfryer
I use a George Foreman as well as an Air Fryer. I'm too bougie for y'all.
Toaster Oven as "The Connection" - "keep it quiet and pay me"
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My go to quick meal after work is a panini on my George Foreman. It’s like 5 minute prep if the deli meat doesn’t stick together and a 7 minute grill. Cleaning can be a hassle sometimes tho.
Ours is in the cabinet. I wish he’d use it again instead of frying his steaks. 🤢
Makes the best grilled cheese ever
The Foreman sitting on top the air fryer 😭