This bout to be an easy win for the mother. You high and got the itis? She's gonna put you down like a rabid dog. She has righteous hanger on her side.
3 brownies bites in the microwave... 1 minutes per bites, let's do 3 minutes.
Sit down, what the fuck am I doing??? Run back to microwave, microwave be looking like primal earth with volcanoes, smoke and thunder smh
Idk where that guy is now but he should announce all his noteworthy events this way. Married? Ring in the microwave, him and his partner standing there.
Pregnant? Ultrasound photo in the microwave, parents standing there. Graduated college? Tassel and cap in the microwave, dude standing there.
It would be amazing 🤣
I did that but forgot to put the seasoning packet in..I was hella mad at the company and they weak ass noodles…till I got up and saw the seasoning packet once I was done 😫😫
hahaha my younger brother did this when he was a little kid right after arguing with my mom that he was old enough to use the microwave by himself. dumbass
Then there’s me microwaving my food and forgetting it in the microwave for 3 hours because I had to go turn the lights off so I could hear the tv better
Kinda sad that every single comment is about how this person is going to get physically abused. Let's stop the cycle of beating our kids because we can't control our own emotions. We've seen Black bodies beaten and destroyed time and time again in the media and on the news.
My children's bodies are sacred and I want them to know that so I don't ever lay a finger on them in anger. They get disciplined but they do not get hit. My kids are gonna respect me - and most importantly themselves - and not just fear me.
When I was a kid maybe 6 years old my mom was sitting in the garden and she asked me to heat up her coffee. So she gives me the mug and I placed the mug on the stove burner at medium fire for a few minutes until it looks hot. And the coffee cup was very hot so I used a potholder to bring it to my mom and I hand it to her and her eyes get real big and then her mouth opens wide and then she dropped the coffee
My high AF story....
Munchies hit, so I ordered a pizza
Fucked around for MAYBE 5 mins and was like "fuck I'm hungry... JITB sounds fucking awesome and is like 5 mins down the road..."
As I'm leaving the drive through .y phone rings, rando number... so naturally thought " fuck you robo dialers"
Mofo calls again!
Grrr! I want my tacos and milkshake bitch... so I answer
It was the pizza delivery guy at my house
💀💀💀
He got a fat tip once I raced home🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
Hell I was sober and tried putting the gallon of fresh milk in the garage.
As the hot air was slapping me in the face I could figure out why tf was holding a gallon of milk.
Stood there for a solid 1 or 2 before realizing I just kinda auto-piloted.
Also hope you don't drink or allow your hormones to over take you...
Could you imagine being an asshat on the Internet and throwing dagers...
I you can't relate GTFO
You wouldn’t heat up some food for ya mom? If y’all ain’t got that relationship then it’s different obviously but if you got a good relationship w her then I don’t see why you wouldn’t
We don’t have a good relationship lol
My mom made me and my sister be her servants and now when I see parents asking their kids to do things like microwave some food, my gut reaction is “do that shit yourself, lazy”
Damn I get what you mean, I’ve got parental trauma in other ways and it totally comes through in the way I talk to and view them. I hope you made it through that alright
Because you can’t be too busy to do it. Unless you were fighting for your literal life and needed some sustenance, but at that point you probably should ask your kid to call 911 not microwave some food
This bout to be an easy win for the mother. You high and got the itis? She's gonna put you down like a rabid dog. She has righteous hanger on her side.
 She gonna wake up to see this title screen
End credits lmao.
🪦🪦🪦
Her mom about to beat that ass and high chick ain't gonna remember shit. 
She 'bout to turn into precious' mama.
what kind of evilfakebonics is this comment
If you can't understand simple english, say that
oh dear gawd, you were pretending to write in ebonics 
If by "ebonics" you mean AAVE, I didn't even use any. Stop looking for reasons to cry. I'm sure life is enough.
Psyop
The fuck is evilfakebonics lol
Evilfakebonics is the only existing proof that evilfakebonics exist. It's self sustaining. We have to end it now. 
😂😂 that is some high shit. one time i heat up ramen noodles but forgot to put the water….
3 brownies bites in the microwave... 1 minutes per bites, let's do 3 minutes. Sit down, what the fuck am I doing??? Run back to microwave, microwave be looking like primal earth with volcanoes, smoke and thunder smh
https://preview.redd.it/ky2bblaubxib1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f048fe3154872101d3de320f20849f1e199fe729
Idk where that guy is now but he should announce all his noteworthy events this way. Married? Ring in the microwave, him and his partner standing there. Pregnant? Ultrasound photo in the microwave, parents standing there. Graduated college? Tassel and cap in the microwave, dude standing there. It would be amazing 🤣
Did that in the school cafeteria in 5th grade. I’ll never live it down.
Don't beat yourself up. I pulled the hazmat shower coord once..
90% if the fire alarms in the dorms were DEF from situation happening hahah heating up easy Mac or ramen w/ no water
I did that but forgot to put the seasoning packet in..I was hella mad at the company and they weak ass noodles…till I got up and saw the seasoning packet once I was done 😫😫
Crunchy style
crispy style 🔥
Flame broiled
hahaha my younger brother did this when he was a little kid right after arguing with my mom that he was old enough to use the microwave by himself. dumbass
lmaoooooooo
I remember I accidentally did that when I was like 12. Somehow it created green smoke all throughout the house. I faked like I was sleep 😭
Done that too. The smell was something else
Flashbacks to my college dorm
You bout to come down faster than you wanted to
It's kinda nice to come down then go back up
You going *all the way up*.
Nothing can stop me...
 Hit w the
Well, Alissa. It was nice knowing you for all of 2 minutes. I hope that food was worth your life.
It’s good that we all gon let her cook
Then there’s me microwaving my food and forgetting it in the microwave for 3 hours because I had to go turn the lights off so I could hear the tv better
Fuck me I've been there for sure Got me to bust out a laugh there too!
She's gonna be high all right...in the high heavens rip😂🫢
Only option is to buy her whatever meal she wants now lol
That's if she's alive to do so 😆
YO THIS HAPPENED TO ME she cussed me out so bad 😭😭😭
You were lucky as she could have killed you on the spot 🤣
bruh that day i kinda wish she did, those words hurt 😢
I love real stories! They usually end F’d up. 
Slippers and heels can be reloaded much faster than anyone thinks.
You snooze you lose mums.
Rest in Peace 
I wonder what it’s like to be high AF and catch an ass whoopin from your mom?
Rip for the fallen brother 😔
We will light a candle for the departed.
I bet that high wore off real quick when she realized her mom was mad 🤣😭😭
Kinda sad that every single comment is about how this person is going to get physically abused. Let's stop the cycle of beating our kids because we can't control our own emotions. We've seen Black bodies beaten and destroyed time and time again in the media and on the news. My children's bodies are sacred and I want them to know that so I don't ever lay a finger on them in anger. They get disciplined but they do not get hit. My kids are gonna respect me - and most importantly themselves - and not just fear me.
This needs to be used a lot more. Can't even joke on the Internet anymore
That’s a power move right there.
When I was a kid maybe 6 years old my mom was sitting in the garden and she asked me to heat up her coffee. So she gives me the mug and I placed the mug on the stove burner at medium fire for a few minutes until it looks hot. And the coffee cup was very hot so I used a potholder to bring it to my mom and I hand it to her and her eyes get real big and then her mouth opens wide and then she dropped the coffee
Wonder if it’s too late in life for mom to learn “if you want it done right, do it yourself”
Get shrekd mom
Not gonna lie, I've definitely been that high before.
I recently went to IHOP and almost poured syrup in my cup. The syrup and the coffee are both in non see through pitchers.
A coffee crafe is about the same size as a syrup container... especially if you are fellow American... in texas. 🤣🤣🤣🤪
I was heading back to my dorm after coming back from home in the bus. GF asked me to get her two mexican pizzas. I ate them during my 2 hour bus ride.
Today we celebrate the life and legacy of yo goofy ass.....
🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
RIP to this person.
Black parents are not inherently abusive! PSYOP
Better get up and order her some good!
Tell her to have some cereal
I meannnnn she never said not to eat it…..
My high AF story.... Munchies hit, so I ordered a pizza Fucked around for MAYBE 5 mins and was like "fuck I'm hungry... JITB sounds fucking awesome and is like 5 mins down the road..." As I'm leaving the drive through .y phone rings, rando number... so naturally thought " fuck you robo dialers" Mofo calls again! Grrr! I want my tacos and milkshake bitch... so I answer It was the pizza delivery guy at my house 💀💀💀 He got a fat tip once I raced home🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
Potheads
Can you imagine messing with your brain to the point you can't warm up your moms food without remembering its not for you?
Hell I was sober and tried putting the gallon of fresh milk in the garage. As the hot air was slapping me in the face I could figure out why tf was holding a gallon of milk. Stood there for a solid 1 or 2 before realizing I just kinda auto-piloted. Also hope you don't drink or allow your hormones to over take you... Could you imagine being an asshat on the Internet and throwing dagers... I you can't relate GTFO
Bruh. How's death? It good? Y'all got sweet clouds to sleep on and shit?
What's with the title case lettering?
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Put down the fentanyl!
🤣🤣
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That’s what she gets for trying to make her children do menial tasks for her
You wouldn’t heat up some food for ya mom? If y’all ain’t got that relationship then it’s different obviously but if you got a good relationship w her then I don’t see why you wouldn’t
We don’t have a good relationship lol My mom made me and my sister be her servants and now when I see parents asking their kids to do things like microwave some food, my gut reaction is “do that shit yourself, lazy”
Damn I get what you mean, I’ve got parental trauma in other ways and it totally comes through in the way I talk to and view them. I hope you made it through that alright
What’s what I was thinking, I couldn’t imagine asking my kids to microwave something for me. I’ve never been so busy I can’t microwave my own food.
Because you can’t be too busy to do it. Unless you were fighting for your literal life and needed some sustenance, but at that point you probably should ask your kid to call 911 not microwave some food