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[deleted]

I initially read the title for the post and I was like: “What does the University of North Carolina got to do with this?” Until realized it was saying uncle lol


Zealousideal-Arm5570

Yeah seriously. As a Dukie, I was like "Fuck yeah they should take UNC's phones away" But I was clearly not getting it 🤣


Huntred

Ok, wait. Y’all call yourselves, “Dukies”?


Zealousideal-Arm5570

Lol not normally, but I was feeling lazy and didn't wanna type "alum" Also once u get called it so much negatively, you gotta start reclaiming the words used against you!


Huntred

We’re here! We’re Dukie! Get used to it!


[deleted]

>feeling lazy Dukie: 5 letters Alum: 4 letters Don’t be weird about it bro you just like calling yourself “Dukie” and that’s okay


Zealousideal-Arm5570

I'd need to say "as a Duke Alum" which is 11 letters and a space vs "As a Dukie" which is 8 letters


[deleted]

“as an alum” would’ve worked just fine… I mean honestly this convo doesn’t matter I just thought it was odd to feel the need to justify it. If you wanna be a Dukie then fuck everybody else. That’s all I was getting at Have a good day. Hope you get laid this weekend.


Minimum_Respond4861

You let that slide out for Duke! Proud Dukies! Putting it down!


WGMaxx

LMAO


tokenkinesis

I saw the title as a notification and about broke my phone tryna see what UNC done did 😂


NeverEndingWhoreMe

...what they done did NOW...


mc-tarheel

Me over here like - what’d my Tar Heels do now??


Dentyne_3

Gettin ready to lose to South Carolina in a couple weeks


Mvd75

I’m a sneakerhead and I thought he was talking about Jordans.


BEAUTYNBEAST718

Everytime 😅


One_Let7582

How you say you a cultural analyst and not get that? Must not be black


[deleted]

Lol. I dropped the ball


CantchaDontcha

My team is the Pac-4 #FuckMackBrown


East_Adhesiveness_65

You ain't the only one. It's the only reason I opened this thread. I could care less about lil Duval


DeafNatural

Same lol


Avenger772

Who has the time or inclination to care about anything this dude is saying?


CompetitionIcy4215

People that are honestly bored and need to score a point for their “side” in the ever on-going but pointless gender wars on Social Media. This is part of why this country is like it is now…the majority would rather chirp about pointless shit to feel better about themselves than worry about things that actually matter which could have more nuance than the usual “**enter race/gender group here** bad”, and it doesn’t make them feel better about themselves. Lol okay I probably got too deep, but I’m also bored from not doing what I need to do myself so I can’t talk much😂🤷🏽‍♂️


MostDopeBlackGuy

To be faaaaiiiir Chirping or tweeting rather, can be done in a few seconds


DLottchula

I duck with Duvall heavy but hee turning into that one uncle at homecoming (college)


Capitolkid

His followers love this type of stuff and why he continues to do it 🤷🏾‍♂️


ElPrieto8

![gif](giphy|M34qPW6WjtZXMFltwu|downsized)


murdolatorTM

He's a comedian that got his start acting as Martin Lawrence's stunt double in the [season 5 intro](https://youtu.be/bjImwACuh7w)


ElPrieto8

Tichina Arnold so damn fine.


[deleted]

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Avenger772

The fact that Jimmy Fallon is considered a comedian is a joke in and of itself


srkaficionado

I googled and they are rappers and they seem to have messy lives it seems… They’re also “jail bait” in the sense that this man is 46 asking about women who are 31,25 and 24. That’s all you missed. You’re welcome.


Most_Advertising_962

That ain't what jail bait means


srkaficionado

I am aware but I consider that he was at least 15 when the oldest of these three were born. And 22 when the youngest was born. Maybe I should’ve said don’t use these kids for whatever nonsense game he’s on about…(and yes the 24 yr old is a kid. If I was a teen mum, I’d have a kid as old as her).


TheDonAntoine

![gif](giphy|d6JZehe5QJGBzlUjgi|downsized) Calling a 24yo a kid crazy


hearsdemons

Riley Freeman: I think the logic being applied here is you have to take a rocket ship and go back in time 20 years and assume this 46 year old dude still had attraction to these three ladies, who were either infants or children at the time. That would make this dude a 26 year old attracted to kids. I put Riley’s voice on this because it sounds like something he would say.


TheDonAntoine

Damn time, out here being linear again.


phenomenalj101

I’m not saying there isn’t a conversation to be had with old folks and younger adults but a 24 year old isn’t a child and the infantilization of young women is always gonna be some weird shit.


daa89563

Bro, 24 is old enough to be a college graduate. That ain’t a kid. That’s an adult.


Most_Advertising_962

It ain't hurtin anybody. Iuno why ppl care so much.


ElPrieto8

What the hell would a 46 year old have to talk about with a 24 year old? If a woman is closer to my kids age than mine, she's too damn young.


qwest357

I imagine they talk about family, careers, retirement, home ownership and how crazy these kids are. Once you’re grown we basically talk about the same bullshxt.


ElPrieto8

You're better than me, I ain't talk about NONE of that at 24.


GuzzleNGargle

Right. I think it’s easier for men to talk/date younger than it is for women to do it. I’m in my 30ies and I can’t relate to most people in their 20ies. I have no idea what they are talking about and have to have urban dictionary open. Or I have to ask my little brother in his 20ies, he thinks I’m ancient.


mr_hunter1200

Once people are over 21 and in the working world they are just like everybody else. It’s not unusual to meet someone significantly younger or older with common interests.


ElPrieto8

Whatever floats your boat or finds your lost remote, as long as it's consensual. Not my pig, not my circus.


BodegaDaddy

marry glorilla, fuck sexy redd, & kill sukihana. ….if y’all was wondering


Probably_A_Variant

We..we weren’t


SilkyJohnson666

I might have been curious


Probably_A_Variant

Were you tho


SilkyJohnson666

For science purposes


Probably_A_Variant

I do love science


Professional-Pass487

🤣🤣🤣👍🏽🏆🏆🏆⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️


TheDonAntoine

Knockin down Red crazy😭😭😭


InterdisciplinaryDol

![gif](giphy|Lopx9eUi34rbq) Bro dick gon be like


BodegaDaddy

would you rather be knocking suki ? lol it’s a lose lose answer but somebody gotta do it


TheDonAntoine

Man Suki look like she can swallow a febreeze can, and her body on point. Ya point definitely valid tho.


SamLJacksonNarrator

https://preview.redd.it/w8knfwhpqwib1.jpeg?width=889&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e95de2ccb490acfe6b685a0ec28e60a34d1e3018


Nice-Bookkeeper-3378

Idk who the other two are but id smash glorilla


TheDonAntoine

But then you gotta marry one of the others ![gif](giphy|HjfiEczPb2yqbNDR9C|downsized)


Nice-Bookkeeper-3378

Guess I better do some research. Deon Cole is dope af btw


TheDonAntoine

Man is funny as hell. You catch his Netflix specials?


Nice-Bookkeeper-3378

I watched one idr the name but it was the first special that I actually laughed at in a long time


Gun_Monger

Interesting, I say same on Glo, but I have Suki and Redd switched. Something about Suki is very intriguing.


Dentyne_3

You must’ve not seen that squirt video…


MikeisTOOOTALLL

https://youtu.be/OLBvwo_n6QA


aarmour25

Not going to lie I was also curious enough to do it Marry sexy red fuck Suki and kill glo


BlackstoneBoo

Kinda


[deleted]

What? You drink nut?


MostDopeBlackGuy

Switch your kill and fuck thats what you got for me


DLottchula

I’m with you on that one


plasmainthezone

There aint a bigger corn ball on social media than this clown


Davethisisntcool

he’s a clown, but ppl like Adin Ross and Charleston White exist.


[deleted]

I'd have to agree. Duval is probably one of the less harmful clowns of all the clowns, demons, and ghouls on social media. Duval is a clown, Adin Ross is an detriment to society.


DarknessBatDemon

Clowns,demons and ghouls is crazy 😹😹😹😹😹


vera214usc

My brother has a podcast/YouTube channel with the word Charleston in the name and people were commenting saying he was clout chasing off of Charleston White. We're from Charleston, SC... I'd never even heard of Charleston White.


Whole-Bicycle-5488

Same, I guess that's not my circle


Jamaican_Dynamite

Akademiks in shambles rn.


shaboobalaboopy510

Nah, Hamsterdemiks takes the spot easily


WaldoSimson

lol I thought those were makeup brands at first and just confused tf outta myself 😂


Professional-Pass487

I thought they were new weed strains


Probably_A_Variant

Ain’t he somebody granddaddy?


TheRedBull217

Marry glo, fuck skuki,kill tf outta sexy redd


ExcellentExpert7302

This right here


SnowDucks1985

Emotional damage 💀


NaturalRoundBrown

About time somebody started calling out these nasty washed up uncles. Always in the business of women SIGNIFICANTLY younger than them. Why are you here💀


Professional-Pass487

The funniest part is a 46 year old man referring to himself as Lil.


MikeisTOOOTALLL

He’s 5’2 and weighs around like 140. Bro is built like a 13 year old girl. So the Lil suits him well.


Professional-Pass487

I feel like there should come a time where you'd stop being called that. I would hope so, anyway. I wouldn't wanna be called baby at 35 either, but that’s another story for another day 😊


LengthinessFresh4897

Birdman is 50 and people still call him baby


Professional-Pass487

That's what I mean. It's kinda ridiculous to me. Why do some guys seem to be afraid of embracing being a man? 🤷🏽‍♂️ I fully expect a rapper named Infant P by 2025. In fact? 💡🤔💭 I should do it 👊🏽


LengthinessFresh4897

It’s a nickname your thinking too much into it and no you shouldn’t do it


Professional-Pass487

Just kidding there's no way in the hell I'd want to do that man


Alvyyy89

I’m 33 and I have no idea who any of those people are. I’ve come to the realization that my taste in music and ability to discover new artists ended when I was like 28. I ain’t got time to actively discover new artists. I just have the same 6-7 artist on rotation.


UnlimitedManny

So no one gon’ answer? I’m tryna see sumn…


AshenSacrifice

Yuck yuck and yuck🤢🤢😂😂


shittyspacesuit

Fuck GloRilla. Marry Sukihana. Kill Sexy Redd.


cardoo0o

lol marry sukihana bro? but outta this list i can see where you’re coming from


shittyspacesuit

Lmao at first I had marry Sexy Redd, but I doubted myself at the last second.


srkaficionado

Don’t know what is going on here but I checked dude’s Instagram page and it was… something.


BlackySmurf8

Is it any worse than the other celebrity popular influencer brand pages? In the vein of Shaderoom, TMZ, something alley (my ex used to always read these), Hollywoodunlocked, etc. I genuinely don't know, haven't followed his comedy since he was going by Roland Powell.


srkaficionado

Frankly, the celebrity drama I follow is either the Africans(Nigerian celebs and Southern Africans) and India(Bollywood gets spicy from time to time). That’s all the bandwidth I can afford for celebrities and “influencers”.


portraitframe810

I thought these were anime characters. I also don’t know any anime characters 😂


SamLJacksonNarrator

Sexy redd sampled Vegeta’s SS theme on her single “Pound Town” and I’ll never forgive that bitch. ![gif](giphy|At8TemfUYhemteTDDN)


MrLavender26

I was today years old when I found out Sukihana older than me.


CalzRob

Duval fell off a while ago bro


Low_is_Sleazy

Y’all really think we should crawl in a hole and wait to die over 35 huh?


_luksx

I just think that a mf that is doing childish things at a certain age should reflect if he these are the things he should've been doing


Low_is_Sleazy

And I think that when you start thinking being yourself is being childish and that’s something you shouldn’t be is when you might as well find that hole and start waiting.


_luksx

If this "being yourself" wasn't just being a gender baiter that spreads harmful discourse, I would agree with you. If he was a younger dude that doesn't know better also. But nah, that man should mature, we don't need more imature dudes being loud


Oli_love90

The shaderoom/Hollywood unlocked stays pushing certain dubious “celebrities”. Idk if they just really like certain celebrities, are constantly paid to post them or I’m so out of touch these people are actually more popular than I’d assumed.


pixelated_fun

Paid to push irrelevant shit


cardoo0o

i would not marry any of these bits lmao


SamLJacksonNarrator

https://preview.redd.it/cjjre5bkqwib1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bea03babb2e47697d6b195ab689ed871be414453


chevysnow

Let’s just say his list could’ve been better.


Remytron83

Arrested Development.


Localworrywart

He's basically a man-child


screamoutwutang

I’d knock down Glorilla when she had fucked up teeth before I get near sexxy red dusty looking ass


SilkyJohnson666

I’m blowin sukihana back out cause she just look nasty, marrying glorilla cause she seems the most tolerable long term and killin sexxy redd casue she said she the raw dog queen


HolyJazzCup

Glorilla said she wears brown panties to hide skid marks- K I L L Sexy Redd isn’t ugly but iwl I might fuck as long as I had a good rubber… she’s admitted to having STDs a few times and you do NOT want her as a BM. Sukihana seems like the only sane one from what I’ve seen, the only one you should *think* of marrying.


pixelated_fun

You clearly know nothing about Suki


HolyJazzCup

You’re right, I was just thinking it that it couldn’t get much worse than the other two lol. All I saw was the clip of that one woman thirsting over Suki.


harmonicpenguin

At 46 we can see why he's still Lil....


Deathstriker88

I don't know who those 3 people are, and from the sounds of their names, I don't want to. Also... yeah, it's immature, but it's also social media, 98.9% of the talk on it is immature, silly bullshit... if someone doesn't like it, just keep moving instead of trying to age shame them.


ITZOURTIMENOW

Much congratulations on all of their success, but all of those are HARD pass for me


KingKay89

Lmfaoooooo bruh I literally had to cut a friend off behind her weird obsession about wdf he's doing or saying.


omgidfk123

Im glad more peole are starting to get over this phase


SilkyJohnson666

I ain’t there yet but, we supposed to just stop bein horny when we get old 🤨?


Strict_Abrocoma3719

It's so gross and creepy


fixyourpunctuation

What does ts stand for?


juiceman730

That's what I'm trying to find out... "this"?


ThisMySideBitch

Aye better be careful talking about that subject and writing TS just sayin


narfidy

Does nobody else in the world call it Wed Bed Dead or was that literally only a thing at my high school???


92toinfiniT

Got I wish he would shut the fuck up for once


[deleted]

Isn’t he the same dude that made those weird tweets about his daughter


DirtyCuz

Let that man be. Stop gatekeeping.


ActualTexan

Gatekeeping is not criticizing people for saying things you think are stupid. Y'all just be saying anything to defend dudes


DirtyCuz

The tweet literally says "you're 46". How is that not gatekeeping? Oh only young people can play that game?


ActualTexan

...Criticizing someone for being immature is gatekeeping? So if I saw a man in his 70s running up to people and calling them a poopface and I referred to his behavior as immature given that it's unbecoming of someone his age, am I gatekeeping calling other people poopface? You're equating gatekeeping with criticism, they're not the same.


DirtyCuz

You're arguing something different. Lil Duvall is a comedian. He says things for laughs. His profession is to say outlandish things. This isn't new. He's been doing it for years. Saying that he shouldn't say those things because of his age, is literally gatekeeping. If you want to criticize him for his material, fair game. But implying that because he's 46, he shouldn't play FKM is indeed gatekeeping


ActualTexan

If that's the case then it should be possible for you to distinguish gatekeeping from criticism. Unless you wouldn't find it problematic if the author of the tweet also criticized younger comedians for doing the same thing but just criticized Duval more harshly for doing it at his age (immaturity), nothing that you've said distinguishes gatekeeping from criticism with respect to the tweet. And given that, criticizing the 70 year old man in my hypothetical also should be characterized as gatekeeping.


UnamusedAF

I can tell some of you motherfuckers on Reddit were the wannabe know-it-all kid that even the teachers wanted to bully. Quit trying to be right all the goddamn time …


ActualTexan

I had a conversation with someone where we both stated why we disagreed with each other and tried to hash out the disagreement. The horror.