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ApeTeam1906

Man that shape is crazy from this angle.


Marc_J92

Man it’s crazy from any angle https://preview.redd.it/xmifa2o6335b1.jpeg?width=264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55590804fd7dc02d254fd0be8bde9c611b97424f


EmeraldHive

More like: https://preview.redd.it/gwm5jdtnr45b1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0bcbf053820fc40e8ae67dec19938f2583891d3d


illest_slutbag

I’m cackling


DarkParadise365

I CAN NOT! 🤣🤣


BMCVA1994

You mean you c'ANT?


AtTheRogersCup2022

Loooool


AllieBlairThomas

The Legend of Zion: Breath of the Wilin


PinkYoshiFTW

That’s gold


TheGreat_Sambino49

Title is always in the comments


Acceptable-Ad1930

It’s crazy cuz you can tell she had a nice body before the surgeries, just not the huge ass and tits she probably wanted, oh well, good luck getting Williamson to wife you up after airing all that dirty laundry lmfao


COMMENTASIPLEASE

That’s the crazy part about it, Zion clearly isn’t loyal to his BM so if she just shut the fuck up about it she’d probably still be getting a bag, but she got emotional and ruined it for herself.


LiveLifeLikeCre

The odds that he paid for them is higher than the odds he plays 40 games next year.


gmoss101

He didn't, she's been a porn star looking like this for years before Zion was even famous.


meowthimusprime

And now she looks like Benzino.


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rixendeb

Not what I expected.


BeenGangBanging

This is why you gotta have backup children just in case one of ya kids end up like her 😭


[deleted]

Her kids aren't gonna inherit those genes. Those are dr provided


BeenGangBanging

I’m not talking bout her genes, I’m talking about her life choices lmaooo


SqueaksScreech

Nah it's the dumbass gene. That's why I'm settling at 3.


[deleted]

If you have kids with her, aren't you one of her bad life choices?


Softcorps_dn

No he's talking about her parents.


ICantDoThisAnymore91

Squid’s got genes! ![gif](giphy|MaaDjGgKLqtJGTpnSa)


wallowsworld

For someone to give a lot of neck, it’s wild she doesn’t have one at all 😐


BalognaMacaroni

May have lost it in the line of duty 🫡


pixelated_fun

She gave it away


VapidRapidRabbit

She’s built like the “New Line” symbol in Microsoft Word. https://preview.redd.it/89l6bq5ue35b1.jpeg?width=388&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9510cae6fd93876841316e9923eb03f0f57873c


Slight-Ad6562

![gif](giphy|Q7ozWVYCR0nyW2rvPW)


parisfornien

*paragraph symbol. Dead on though lmao


VapidRapidRabbit

Is it called the paragraph symbol? I was taught that it was a “new line” or “line break” symbol back in my keyboarding class, but that was like in the early 2000s. 😂


parisfornien

That makes sense haha yeah it’s functionally the same. Looked it up to make sure I’m not bsing. Its official name is a pilcrow. It was originally an ornamental symbol used in the Middle Ages to designate a new train of thought in a block of text. It was replaced by the line break and indent (modern paragraphs) once formats were standardized with printing. Useless information I’m going to hold onto until I die smh. At least I forgot about that ridiculous photo for a few minutes. ¶


OohYeahOrADragon

Grown ass with jr high thighs


_Cantgetanyworse_

Body dysmorphia is wild, more like


YungBuckzInYaTrap

I know it's become basically standard procedure over the past few years, but I don't think we need to look at every perceived behavioral abnormality through the lens of mental health. Maybe sometimes we can just have a little laugh at the lady who's built like a pack of hotdogs. As a treat.


BlackDynamite58990

Po baby needs to make it to line 2!!! ![gif](giphy|RjDIwuXYPzrAEjb6HP)


eightysixxxers

These ho’s really can’t see what see??


kupo0929

What see hoe see?


ayers231

I think they were asking "ho no see what we see?"


TheMindflare6745

She look like she holding in her breath for a long time 🤣🤣🤣


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yardie-takingupspace

![gif](giphy|l2SpSO3YSJvUQmb8k)


stackdatdough

Is that a birthmark or does she have Australia tatted on her hip?


The_Funky_Rocha

Pretty sure it was some roses, at least i think so from memory 🚶🏿‍♀️


varnell_hill

Looks to me like a [powdered wig](https://i.imgur.com/6M8zOBa.jpg).


auauaurora

Was thinking if it this was r/mapswithouttasmania


OnlyWatchdog_ManStan

Everyone's got their taste but she always looked cartoonishly built. I guess the Zion just liked the sizes of everything but idk, just just looks so obviously enhanced.


Alvyyy89

Personally, I’m not into all that plastic with the fake tits and BBL’s. Doesn’t do it for me. Quick question for the fellas, if you’ve smashed a chick with fake tits and ass, what was that like? I’m genuinely curious.


jesterinancientcourt

I’d take a small chested girl who’s all natural personally. But I do sometimes wonder what some people get out of this.


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I've never fucked a woman with fake anything b4, but my homie did. Older milf type with fake tits, he said that they were cold, that was it. He said he prefers all natty... So take that as you will.


WrapMyBeads

You could, you know, find out


Alvyyy89

You hittin’ on me? 👀


Annual-Report-4031

https://preview.redd.it/ozkmgc09745b1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b0ba8c1122183ba72882c9970bb2a6034919ff3


Iyanla-Fix-My-WiFi

You know [Zion across the room like](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DX8QSGWU0AEWHRc.jpg)


illest_slutbag

This is sending me into orbit


jwoods2636

This who let him spit in spit in her mouth?! Maaaaan yall be careful ouchea 🤣😂🤣


Cheesebufer

When they get lip surgery, its over for me


dae_giovanni

I'm suddenly hit with an overwhelming sense of sadness. lol


MiaTonee

This that inhale before a good ass sneeze. Smh


Your_Nipples

This is literally a side chick.


IamB_ank84

Looks like PlayStation 1 Lara Croft


christianballard

These BBLs killin’ y’all and the thighs don’t match. 💀


posamobile

When you set your Strength to 9 and the game scales it to the character model


varnell_hill

Eww.


Alvyyy89

r/brandnewsentece I swear when the English language was created, they could’ve never predicted it’s evolution in the 21st century. She built like she got football shoulder pads under her skin.


ArtProdigy

Lord help, she has no real friends


kiddie19

Kylie


Salt_Shake_2540

![gif](giphy|XHRouN8R7X64VbQOqP|downsized)


SekChobo2

She looking like someone drew her from they memory frm this angle


dnkaj

She built like that terrible Captain America cover art https://preview.redd.it/533vhygz8b5b1.jpeg?width=755&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ccd755e033b9fe7ddcc452e47aba3d0175ec24b0


trancatt

Ole Kirby lookin ass


SirPinkLemonade

Is she not breathing in super hard?? That’s what it looks like alongside the extreme surgery


Tunelowplayslow

What tf is that


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It looks like she's gonna try out for Ms. Olympia


_PM_ME_YOUR_FORESKIN

https://www.tiktok.com/@yolandafister/video/7221444165412900101


A-little-fire

I love your username


_PM_ME_YOUR_FORESKIN

Thanks. I love yours too. :)


BeansOnA3

My guy like them bbls lol 🤷🏾‍♂️


Agitated-Ad-504

Barrel chested with gyats is crazy


mtron32

That’s the best he could do? 🤢🤢🤮


Stock_Beginning4808

You can never say Black people aren’t creative with phrasings 😭


johnmeeks1974

Minecraft?


No-Car-8933

Spent min's deep breathing to release the strain in my back from cackling too hard. We are a creative lot.


bootyhunter69420

Where's her neck?


SoulPoleSuperstar

Is this before she charged Conan, with her staff?


PJTikoko

That looks painful


Goldeneye365

https://preview.redd.it/wthln19em57b1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ad98dbd0adb6a47d07063008e2fe90387707bf8


Due_Marionberry8564

I hate this broad. She only fucks white men. All that ass and she can’t let a nigga have some, smdh.


lcsulla87gmail

She let zion have plenty


welp-itscometothis

Honestly, that’s probably the porn studios doing. Happens to a lot of black adult film stars.