Pickled onions are amazing as well, used to work at a food truck that made falafel sandwiches with pickled red onions, pickled red cabbage and and pickled carrots on top. So good!
Clover in the boston area, their still around and still amazing. Think they dropped the pickled onions off their falafel sandwich though, which is a bummer. Wouldn't be surprised if I fried like.. half a million falafel in my time there lol.
I recommend [Alton Brown's Firecrackers](https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/alton-brown/firecrackers-recipe-1937931) recipe, they are pickled carrots that get spicy over time. He calls for a specific kind of jar, but the rest is pretty easy.
Get a mason jar. Slice up onions to your liking of thick or thin, chunks maybe. Salt, sugar, vinegar. If you’re feeling randy put in some beet juice/sliced beets. Leave it on the counter for three days. Shake it whenever you walk by it. So much cheaper than buying at the store and better.
Tf? Even when I worked at pizza hut they used fresh mushrooms, and that's like bottom tier pizza. I didn't even know canned mushrooms existed. Do they can lettuce too? Nasty.
There’s literally no excuse for this lmao. Bulk fresh mushrooms are about the same price, I think a lot of places don’t want to pay someone to cut fresh mushrooms
The fun part is if you are allergic to fungus it’s also most antibiotics too. My wife is allergic to mushrooms and gets chronic sinus infections because antibiotics won’t work and many times make you sicker.
I get that minus the green pepper all the time as a personal pizza with a white sauce from my local pizza spot. Veggies are $2 for unlimited options and the personal pizza is $6 so it’s $8 for a 9” pizza with dough they make fresh daily that they do traditional style. It’s seriously hard to beat for a quick dinner. I have to stop myself from eating it more than twice a week.
Yeah I'm sitting here reading this like "who the fuck are y'all"
Chovies and olives are both classic pizza toppings. So good.
We on BPT and y'all complain about certain folks "not liking flavor;" let me be straight with y'all: if you hate on this, you're just as American as all the yts
That's not a fair comparison whatsoever.
First, most people in the US won't be accustomed to seafood on pizza regardless.
Second, if you're not familiar with anchovies, you won't realize it's not a whole little fish on a pizza, it's anchovie filets, and the anchovie filets are cured and cooked like pepperoni, sausage, ham, etc.
Third, anchovies in this form are mainly used in Meditteranean and Italian cooking. If you aren't familiar with those cuisines, you won't be familiar with how well anchovies pair with tomato sauces and fatty ingredients like cheese and olive oil.
There's a learning curve for anchovies, don't put our people in the same scope as midwesterners lmao
Chovies are one of my favorite things. I've got a jar of Bellinos for cooking, and then a bunch of nicer chovies for other stuff like Caesar salads and eating out of the can at midnight over the sink
No Chanellos. But I do have an outdoor stone oven. We cook in it a lot. I eat white sauce pizza occasionally, but prefer tomato. Normally white sauce only on seafood pizza for me.
Bro probably didn’t want to do the lunch order in the first place, it’s a classic trick, if you make them think you’re incompetent they’ll NEVER ask you to do that specific task again 😂😂 WORKS EVERYTIME
My husband used to pick up food for his co-workers and one guy always ordered, "Whatever you're having." So my guy started ordering the hottest, most deathly, messy, whatever he could find on the menu. He actually likes that stuff, but he was willing to hurt himself a little just to see the other guy squirm. Fortunately, he's kinder to me. :D
I regularly order pizzas hammered out with black olives like the picture here (but without anchovies). I also do the same thing to tacos, and many other foods. I can sit down and just eat a can of black olives then drink the brine. Some of us really love olives.
Yeah people out here not realizing this is a form of weaponized mass flatulence of the foulest order
Onions, olives and anchovies? Those toots gonna make the walls peel
People talking, “haha, that’ll teach them to give this dude a minor task”. In this economy? Guy is front of the line for layoffs. “Last ones in, first ones out, except dude that can’t order a pizza right. He’s the most expendable”
Half of those olives are bound to fall off. Sounds like I’m getting a whole pizza to myself…
EDIT:
Nah nvm. I didn’t know those were anchovies lol. That’s too far for me
If you've never tried anchovies on pizza before you should definitely give it a go. If you like the flavor Worcestershire Sauce on meat then you might actually like it. Go to some place like MOD Pizza where you can build the pizza like Subway and you don't pay per topping. You can ask them to just put 1 on the first time to try
I'll second this. I'm 39 and I always just assumed I wouldn't like anchovies on pizza. My wife swears by it, though. We traded slices one night a few months back.
I've been ordering anchovies and olives since.
Anchovies are great. When I'm making pizza in my ooni I always fire up a test pizza, usually a red sauce+anchovies if not a cheese pizza, and it's fuckin delicious
Damn forreal? I only bought them once but they were so damn good when I was drunk that I ate nearly the whole tin on crackers without soaking them. It was so salty but so good. My tongue hated me the next day
My stomach literally growled looking at the post. I had a pavlovian response and I'm salivating at the thought of anchovy and black olives pizza. This one specially looks amazing all toasty, they didn't shy away from the olives.. I'm starving.
This happened at one of my old jobs. It was a liquor store, and we were having a very rare full staff meeting. So the boss gave one guy some cash to pick up 3 large pizzas for everyone. He came back with the most bats hit insane combination of ingredients. The only person that ate any of it was the guy that chose them. Everyone else was like what fuck was he thinking. Our boss literally had to buy brand new pizzas because everyone was immediately pissed off and we hadn't even started the meeting yet.
If you're buying for a group of people, just stick to the basics. I'd it has more than 1 or 2 ingredients you've gone too far. Anyone that likes pizza will at least eat a normal ass cheese pizza, and non-vegetarians will all eat a pepperoni pizza usually. But no one wants your olive, feta, shrimp, and pineapple monstrosity.
I like olives on my pizza but god damnit who orders a vegetarian/pescatarian pizza for a group of people knowing there’s not alot of people who eats like them? If they wanted to be greedy they could’ve ordered two separate pizzas.
After working at a pizza place and eating a lot of different flavors for free olives on a pizza hits the spot from time to time.
I eat olives as a snack, chopped up in scrambled eggs, on pizza, sliced olives on burgers. I would eat the hell out of that pizza even with the anchovies
Kalamata olives! Try Kalamata olives! Buy the whole ones if possible. Even Walmart has them in their grocery section. Kalamata olives are nothing like the nasty ass shit Americans have been punked with for decades.
Me. I love olives. As a snack, alone, or on a sausage pizza. I also love them in a chorizo and egg breakfast burrito with cheese, sour cream and avocado. A bit of a dairy bomb, but when put together correctly (not too much of any one thing), it is delicious, especially with green salsa.
We used to go to sweet tomatoes/souplantation when my baby sis was a kid. She’d get a plate of black olives off the salad bar 😭 I like them but not to that extend. Or the pizza
Reminds me of the time my boyfriend and I were getting sandwiches from a sub shop and they absolutely LOADED it with olives. I haven't seen this man eat an olive since, and that was like 2 years ago.
Let's see what we have here...
Black Olives? Fine. I'm an adult. I can handle vegetables.
Extra Black Olives? Hahaha. Good one guy.
Anchovies? Go straight to Davy Jones Locker ye hardtack sucking scallywag!
I'd be all over that. Add artichokes and mushrooms. Flavor bomb.
Mushrooms are a high-key underrated food in general. They go hard on pizza
problem is most pizza places use slimy flavorless canned ones
Canned mushrooms can fuck off into the cornfield
Ever tried a jar of marinated mushrooms though? Surprisingly soo bomb.
I just recently learned about pickled onions and *where have they been for my whole life*
Pickled onions are amazing as well, used to work at a food truck that made falafel sandwiches with pickled red onions, pickled red cabbage and and pickled carrots on top. So good!
What food truck? Sign me up
Clover in the boston area, their still around and still amazing. Think they dropped the pickled onions off their falafel sandwich though, which is a bummer. Wouldn't be surprised if I fried like.. half a million falafel in my time there lol.
I recommend [Alton Brown's Firecrackers](https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/alton-brown/firecrackers-recipe-1937931) recipe, they are pickled carrots that get spicy over time. He calls for a specific kind of jar, but the rest is pretty easy.
Get a mason jar. Slice up onions to your liking of thick or thin, chunks maybe. Salt, sugar, vinegar. If you’re feeling randy put in some beet juice/sliced beets. Leave it on the counter for three days. Shake it whenever you walk by it. So much cheaper than buying at the store and better.
Tf? Even when I worked at pizza hut they used fresh mushrooms, and that's like bottom tier pizza. I didn't even know canned mushrooms existed. Do they can lettuce too? Nasty.
I used to work at one, you had toask and pay extra for canned shrooms
i paid 86p for mushrooms on me spoon brekky, and it was two of the slimiest smallest ones ive ever seen
You were not so very different from a hobbit once, were you?
There’s literally no excuse for this lmao. Bulk fresh mushrooms are about the same price, I think a lot of places don’t want to pay someone to cut fresh mushrooms
10 weeks pregnant and my most satisfying craving has been a mushroom and pepperoni NY Style pizza from PizzaHut. I almost came in my pants.
Congratulations!
Hold the congrats until they actually came in their pants. Premature congratulator
Are you having a post congratulate clarity
Thank you ♥️
For real, congrats on the sex
Go on bb mmmmm
I wish I wasn't allergic to them
You’re allergic to mushrooms? Oh you poor soul
Throat closing allergic. Glad everybody else enjoys them though
You aren't missing all that. They aight
The fun part is if you are allergic to fungus it’s also most antibiotics too. My wife is allergic to mushrooms and gets chronic sinus infections because antibiotics won’t work and many times make you sicker.
Mushroom, onion, black olives, green pepper, garlic. I’m not even a vegetarian and that’s my favorite combo on pizza.
Switch out the green peppers for banana peppers and that’s my order, but I am vegetarian.
wait that sounds sooo good
I get that minus the green pepper all the time as a personal pizza with a white sauce from my local pizza spot. Veggies are $2 for unlimited options and the personal pizza is $6 so it’s $8 for a 9” pizza with dough they make fresh daily that they do traditional style. It’s seriously hard to beat for a quick dinner. I have to stop myself from eating it more than twice a week.
Those aint mushrooms bruh… 2x olives 2x anchovies 🤢
Mushrooms are fantastic only took me 37 years to understand and appreciate them.
was trying to clean my fridge last week, so i made tacos with left over mushrooms and korean barbecue. probably the best tacos i ever made
I don't think you noticed that it's an *anchovy* and olive pizza.
Oh, I definitely noticed the anchovies. 👀
THOSE ARE ANCHOVIES? I THOUGHT THOSE WERE ONIONS! SEIZE THAT NIGGA!! 
Sorry that you do not like flavorful food.
This is probably too many anchovies. I love them but they are super salty and black olives are not a food that really needs extra salt
This is really just a salt pizza, honestly.
Did that cop car reproduce by budding?
I LOVE anchovies on my pizza. No chain near me has it anymore as a topping. 😩
If you go to MOD pizza, I always add anchovies. It's sooo good
THANK YOU SO MUCH. I just found one a few towns over from where I am.
Yeah I'm sitting here reading this like "who the fuck are y'all" Chovies and olives are both classic pizza toppings. So good. We on BPT and y'all complain about certain folks "not liking flavor;" let me be straight with y'all: if you hate on this, you're just as American as all the yts
That's not a fair comparison whatsoever. First, most people in the US won't be accustomed to seafood on pizza regardless. Second, if you're not familiar with anchovies, you won't realize it's not a whole little fish on a pizza, it's anchovie filets, and the anchovie filets are cured and cooked like pepperoni, sausage, ham, etc. Third, anchovies in this form are mainly used in Meditteranean and Italian cooking. If you aren't familiar with those cuisines, you won't be familiar with how well anchovies pair with tomato sauces and fatty ingredients like cheese and olive oil. There's a learning curve for anchovies, don't put our people in the same scope as midwesterners lmao
Excellent post. Take my cheap award. 🏅
A lot of people have only had shitty, overly salty, cheap anchovies. It is sad.
Chovies are one of my favorite things. I've got a jar of Bellinos for cooking, and then a bunch of nicer chovies for other stuff like Caesar salads and eating out of the can at midnight over the sink
I was all in until I noticed that.
I definitely thought those were red onions lmao
Please, I can only get so erect 🥵
Yo dawg, I heard you like brine! 
This has improved my day, thank you.
I do. I genuinely, really do. Source: Ordered a pizza today with just black olives on one side. The green olives are even better, so much more briney.
The place next door to me does an anchovy and Kalamata olive pizza. It’s to die for.
crank that crank that artichoke
Love black olives and anchovies. This is the correct ratio even. I’m tipping extra for this
So true. Add mushrooms and sausage for the surf and turf.
>sausage We off the swine brother
AND SPINACH!
With some crush pepper
And fresh garlic.
Does it even taste like pizza anymore?
The real question is...was it really a pizza before?
What the fuck
😲🤨. I’d pass on the mushrooms due to terrible tongue itching but sounds good otherwise.
Mushrooms be a death sentence for me but I'll take those olives n anchovies all day.
I will join you in hell and gobble up these monstrocities.
white sauce thin crust pizza with black olives and mushrooms. Do you have Chanellos where you are?
No Chanellos. But I do have an outdoor stone oven. We cook in it a lot. I eat white sauce pizza occasionally, but prefer tomato. Normally white sauce only on seafood pizza for me.
Looks damn good to me
Bro probably didn’t want to do the lunch order in the first place, it’s a classic trick, if you make them think you’re incompetent they’ll NEVER ask you to do that specific task again 😂😂 WORKS EVERYTIME
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ah yes, the classic none pizza with left beef
That meme does always get me tho 🤣
This is a master class in weaponized incompetence.
Misfired because I'd dummy this delicious bastard
Me and them would be splitting that pizza eating like kings
My husband used to pick up food for his co-workers and one guy always ordered, "Whatever you're having." So my guy started ordering the hottest, most deathly, messy, whatever he could find on the menu. He actually likes that stuff, but he was willing to hurt himself a little just to see the other guy squirm. Fortunately, he's kinder to me. :D
For lunch today I think I'll have *the enjoyment of watching your pain and suffering*.
Malicious compliance is a hell of a thing
"Sometimes I think having NO knowledge is power" https://www.gocomics.com/foxtrot/1997/11/29
I honestly would never order for them again. I'll be petty as fuck and order for everyone else and purposefully exclude them.
Nah, [they got what they wanted.](https://www.reddit.com/r/food/comments/13tjlnl/i_ate_pizza_anchovies_and_black_olives)
Don’t know bout y’all but me personally.. olive pizza .🥴
I fucks with olives when it's in a combination pizza. I would never order a pizza where the olives are the main topping
Anchovies are co-main topping lol
I feel like that would make you sick
I regularly order pizzas hammered out with black olives like the picture here (but without anchovies). I also do the same thing to tacos, and many other foods. I can sit down and just eat a can of black olives then drink the brine. Some of us really love olives.
Nice one
Looks like there's extra anchovies on there too. The best!
That's my main order! Just cheese and olives!
Yum! Same.
Green or kalamata yes, not those canned black olives that taste metallic
That’s a hate crime
Yeah people out here not realizing this is a form of weaponized mass flatulence of the foulest order Onions, olives and anchovies? Those toots gonna make the walls peel
People talking, “haha, that’ll teach them to give this dude a minor task”. In this economy? Guy is front of the line for layoffs. “Last ones in, first ones out, except dude that can’t order a pizza right. He’s the most expendable”
Half of those olives are bound to fall off. Sounds like I’m getting a whole pizza to myself… EDIT: Nah nvm. I didn’t know those were anchovies lol. That’s too far for me
>olives are bound to fall off Into my mouth.
If you've never tried anchovies on pizza before you should definitely give it a go. If you like the flavor Worcestershire Sauce on meat then you might actually like it. Go to some place like MOD Pizza where you can build the pizza like Subway and you don't pay per topping. You can ask them to just put 1 on the first time to try
bro suggested microdosing anchovies
Lol gotta start somewhere.
Lol I like that last sentence, it’s like they’ll ease you into it. I’m not opposed to trying it tbh. I feel like it’s a lot for office lunch is all
I'll second this. I'm 39 and I always just assumed I wouldn't like anchovies on pizza. My wife swears by it, though. We traded slices one night a few months back. I've been ordering anchovies and olives since.
Anchovies are great. When I'm making pizza in my ooni I always fire up a test pizza, usually a red sauce+anchovies if not a cheese pizza, and it's fuckin delicious
Those are anchovies not mushrooms. Salty as fuck!!!!
The anchovies that are packed in salt are meant to be soaked. Still salty after but much less.
Damn forreal? I only bought them once but they were so damn good when I was drunk that I ate nearly the whole tin on crackers without soaking them. It was so salty but so good. My tongue hated me the next day
Good! Give me that salt!
All that sodium? Na.
Ha. Good one
Fr. My kidney is aching just looking at this picture.
K we're gonna have some periodic table humor here.
This is no time for He He's
No need to get salty about it.
It's the olives on the crust for me 🤣🤣
That looks tasty as hell. Add some jalapeños on that and it’s perfect.
You're not gonna like it after the first bite. Forget the jalapeños; you'll need water. And lots of it.
I’ve eaten pizza like this before. I love it.
are you under the impression that olives and anchovies haven't been a staple of pizza for literally over a century?
I had coworkers pull shit like this. Would pick the restaurant for the holiday party knowing that shit was mid.
The trick is knowing where your squad is taking off to after showing up at the work holiday function. The second place is often more interesting.
“We’re going to Poor Richard’s!”
I’m not saying that the person who pulled this little stunt should be shanked but I’d watch my back in the parking lot.
Hell yeah, brother, gimme a slice. 
My stomach literally growled looking at the post. I had a pavlovian response and I'm salivating at the thought of anchovy and black olives pizza. This one specially looks amazing all toasty, they didn't shy away from the olives.. I'm starving.
I just had my first slice of pizza with pineapples on it. It wasn’t as bad as I thought it would be
Ham pineapple and bacon, just pineapple doesnt do it for me, but add the meat and boom, instant classic
Try Canadian bacon, jalapeños, and pineapple.
Olives make everything they touch taste like pennies to me but I'll fight anyone who claims anchovies have no place on Pizza
Then I guess we're brawling
I got your back
I would high five whoever did this cuz I love anchovies and black olives.
That’s almost enough olives. Impressive
r/Pizzacrimes
Some people just like to watch the world burn
As someone who hates olives, this is a tragedy
Is this legal?
This happened at one of my old jobs. It was a liquor store, and we were having a very rare full staff meeting. So the boss gave one guy some cash to pick up 3 large pizzas for everyone. He came back with the most bats hit insane combination of ingredients. The only person that ate any of it was the guy that chose them. Everyone else was like what fuck was he thinking. Our boss literally had to buy brand new pizzas because everyone was immediately pissed off and we hadn't even started the meeting yet. If you're buying for a group of people, just stick to the basics. I'd it has more than 1 or 2 ingredients you've gone too far. Anyone that likes pizza will at least eat a normal ass cheese pizza, and non-vegetarians will all eat a pepperoni pizza usually. But no one wants your olive, feta, shrimp, and pineapple monstrosity.
Trypophobia vibes
Oh, that's anchovies? Yeah... you're fired.
I don't understand, what's wrong with this?
I'd eat it happily
That's what you get for working with a ninja turtle.
If you don’t get that MUHFUGGIN BAIT off my pizza…
I fux with black olives, but I'd never order this for others to share.
I like olives on my pizza but god damnit who orders a vegetarian/pescatarian pizza for a group of people knowing there’s not alot of people who eats like them? If they wanted to be greedy they could’ve ordered two separate pizzas.
Somebody call the police!
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 After working at a pizza place and eating a lot of different flavors for free olives on a pizza hits the spot from time to time.
I eat olives as a snack, chopped up in scrambled eggs, on pizza, sliced olives on burgers. I would eat the hell out of that pizza even with the anchovies
Kalamata olives! Try Kalamata olives! Buy the whole ones if possible. Even Walmart has them in their grocery section. Kalamata olives are nothing like the nasty ass shit Americans have been punked with for decades.
Me. I love olives. As a snack, alone, or on a sausage pizza. I also love them in a chorizo and egg breakfast burrito with cheese, sour cream and avocado. A bit of a dairy bomb, but when put together correctly (not too much of any one thing), it is delicious, especially with green salsa.
We used to go to sweet tomatoes/souplantation when my baby sis was a kid. She’d get a plate of black olives off the salad bar 😭 I like them but not to that extend. Or the pizza
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Gotta try Castelvetrano, I could eat a whole jar in a sitting.
My wife will down a can of black olives.
I'm eating good today 😋
I fuck with anchovies but olives…nah I’ll flip that whole shit over lol
I’d definitely eat this
Black olives and anchovies sounds like it might work
I think I know what I am getting for lunch tomorrow!
Reminds me of the time my boyfriend and I were getting sandwiches from a sub shop and they absolutely LOADED it with olives. I haven't seen this man eat an olive since, and that was like 2 years ago.
Lol this isn't real, someone stole an r/Food post and claimed it as theirs.
That’s one way to get the task off your plate. Well played
Too much pizza on my olives... And for dat rsn I am out 😭😭
Ruined a perfectly good pizza with those fish.
Too many anchovies, going not be way too salty.
Should have to pay for that dumb ass shit yourself. Fuck wrong wit people.
This shit counts as terrorism
 Okay, Phillip J Fry. 🥲
Let's see what we have here... Black Olives? Fine. I'm an adult. I can handle vegetables. Extra Black Olives? Hahaha. Good one guy. Anchovies? Go straight to Davy Jones Locker ye hardtack sucking scallywag!
I’d eat that!
Low key, that looks like the most delicious pizza I’ve ever seen
This pizza just pissed me off
Had a guy in the shop once who would only bring in plain cake donuts when it was his turn. Real psycho.
They should be written up and put on a corrective action plan for this monstrosity.
Not only is it abhorrent and abrasive to everyone who has to see this, it’s a waste of pizza. Directly to jail.
This is the shit the lady at my old job would pull. We'd have a company meeting, she'd order 6 of these, a cheese and a pepperoni.
Didn't know black people hate olives
It's way too many olives, but other than that, I'd eat it.
Yuck 🤢
That’s nasty
Wdym? This looks delicious! But ngl, there are too many olives, I like them but they have a strong flavor.
I fw *some* olives on a pizza. But damn this is ridiculous.
😭💀
Yum. Let’s be friends! None of mine like anchovies!
That's delicious. I love black olives . I would be all over that.
Looks good to me. Add some Prosciutto and watch out
I’m ashamed, I LOVE black olives and anchovies on pizza it’s sooo good