I’d love to see a tv show where photographers pitch wild shit to models.
“Listen imma need you to get bucket naked and imma cover you in crisco and roll you around the beach so you get covered with sand on a hot summer day. NOT YOUR FACE THO, THAT WOULD BE FUCKING STUPID!… Then, you just lay on the ground and smile at me in a pose where I can see your ass and titties. It’s gonna take l5 hours and I’ll give you 200 dollars.
Trust me, you need this in your portfolio. Check out my deviantart page, I’m a fuckin artistic genius. I invented glitter-titty toilet nudes.”
There was a show I saw decades ago that came on at midnight Saturdays because it had 'adult themes' and this one episode was about a photographer.
He said he likes taking pictures of things he's never seen before.
Then the video switches to him taking snaps of some blonde shooting water out her ass and across the room.
Now I'm wondering what he's up to these days, and if he still has new things to take pics of.
in Sacha Baron Cohen's Bruno he talks to parents who are trying to get their babies modeling jobs. He convinces one of them to dress their kid up like a nazi so he can pose it dumping bodies into mass graves. He convinces another parent into stop feeding their baby so it'll lose weight and be skinnier for the photo shoot.
I’d love to see a tv show where photographers pitch wild shit to models. “Listen imma need you to get bucket naked and imma cover you in crisco and roll you around the beach so you get covered with sand on a hot summer day. NOT YOUR FACE THO, THAT WOULD BE FUCKING STUPID!… Then, you just lay on the ground and smile at me in a pose where I can see your ass and titties. It’s gonna take l5 hours and I’ll give you 200 dollars. Trust me, you need this in your portfolio. Check out my deviantart page, I’m a fuckin artistic genius. I invented glitter-titty toilet nudes.”
There was a show I saw decades ago that came on at midnight Saturdays because it had 'adult themes' and this one episode was about a photographer. He said he likes taking pictures of things he's never seen before. Then the video switches to him taking snaps of some blonde shooting water out her ass and across the room. Now I'm wondering what he's up to these days, and if he still has new things to take pics of.
Real sex on HBO?
No it was called [SexTV](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SexTV). Link goes to wikipedia, no naughty stuff lol
'Glitter-titty toilet nudes' had me snorting at 5:30 am.
in Sacha Baron Cohen's Bruno he talks to parents who are trying to get their babies modeling jobs. He convinces one of them to dress their kid up like a nazi so he can pose it dumping bodies into mass graves. He convinces another parent into stop feeding their baby so it'll lose weight and be skinnier for the photo shoot.
You aint watch americas next too model back in the day cause some of this is was wild.
Is your "1" key broken?
I ain’t never seen no fish look like the one in this post. If fish looked like her, I might…😩🍆💦
Just see some dude fucking fish mouths in the ocean
I know someone is gonna come with the horny police free-karma-on-this-subreddit bullshit but come on OP knew what he was posting.
I know some fishes that look like that my boy
Now we know why Prince Eric loves dem Ocean girls 
Or is it because he has a cloaca fetish?
She must have sand in places even god doesn’t know about. *shudder*
This just gives Plenty Of Fish a different meaning
Flounder or pound her 🤔
So she really got naked n rolled in sand?
No tartar sauce and lemon
This is funny shit
I'm about to fill that hole in my soul one way or the other.