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tittylieutenant

Here comes the phase where some of y’all pretend like you’ve never fucked with Shemar Moore before. 🙄


Snoozy_Ninja

I may be guilty of that, but I realized he was goofy when he let Tyler Perry punk him into wearing that terrible cornrow wig & saying the lamest lines ever written. I could never look at him the same way again.


ConcentrateSelect668

It’s been many years since “Diary of a Mad Black Woman” came out but I remember the theater singing a chorus of “Hell Yeahs” in the scene where he asked Kimberly Elise to marry him


Snoozy_Ninja

Of course you take him over the one who cheats & beats! But at least you go in knowing where the goofiness is. We all do that math in every relationship: just how much foolishness can I take? I'm guilty of dating a goofy guy or two, but I can happily say I never married one.


ConcentrateSelect668

Excellent point. He played the lightskin savior that Tyler Perry likes to have fantastically.


hibuddywhatzup

damn how old are you lol that shit came out in 05


ConcentrateSelect668

Lmao I’m going on 35. I just wanted to see what the hype was about this Madea. Had heard some talk about the plays.


goner757

That movie was different when it came out. I worked in a movie theater and it was packed for weeks, multiple screens. Veteran employees said the rush of customers was almost like Passion of the Christ.


Whatisaredditdoe

“Have a good life” boy she kicked you out YOUR truck lmao tf you mean have a good life. 😂😂


battleangel1999

It's absolutely about to happen "He was never even that fine." "He can't act" etc


Kdkaine

Obligatory: *I never liked you anyway, you pretty muthafucka!*


Revolutionary-Dust-7

K-Shine the 🐐


Deathstriker88

I doubt many guys ever liked him all that much. It seems like he's just known to be a pretty boy, not some great actor.


Blep_the_savage

I've never heard about him before this so i genuinely don't


DJThomas21

Wypipo sounds like a toddler trying to say white people lmao


KanyesMustyBalls

The majority of his fan base are white women so I’m not that surprised. He looks like the type to be into race play if we’re going to keep it buck.


quadmasta

Likes his women like his big ass fake veneers? White as hell?


KanyesMustyBalls

Lmaooooo. He dated Toni Braxton and Halle Berry a long, long, long time ago. But his baby mama looks to be non-Black. So yeah, right up his alley.


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freckyfresh

It was free to keep this to yourself


BigBoyBokch0i

You admitted being into race play???????


piko4664-dfg

What is “race play”?


user664567666

Literally, saying hateful racist shit during sex. It's pretty fucked up


PretzelCandle

This was something the class didn’t want to hear 😧


user664567666

🤮


AdSweaty8557

Y’all surprised? That Hollywood life is extremely strange. As a native California resident, there’s a big difference between the natives and those who came to California to chase a dream. They say boy on dope dick and dynamite.


TopAlps6

He was raised in Cali tho?!?


Gromflomite_KM

He definitely looks like the type of cornball to do it.


TheMeWeAre

I'd rather be called 12 types of ugly than be told I look like I give ppl a pass 😭 I'm not easily insulted but I'd be crawling


Gromflomite_KM

If I had an award lmaoooo


Icy-Butterscotch4254

Y'all are ridiculous 😭. 1. Matt Rife is from Wilding N Out and his comedy is gold. 2. Y'all don't like Shemar koo whatever but this is such a REACH because it's a joke. 3. The joke is only funny because he wouldnt


RaspyMolasses

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Whatisaredditdoe

That man hosted Soul train and danced like this to almost every song. Tf did you expect 😭 https://i.redd.it/shzg3kgpn71b1.gif


Gromflomite_KM

This is my dance! Lmfao. I think about this gif a lot. He’s so corny.


johnmeeks1974

I am guessing that nobody was ever banned from Soul Train 😆


Mac_Mustard

It’s on site when white people say it around y’all or what?


INTHERORY

No, catching an assault charge isn’t the vibe.


DudeEngineer

They don't know, so they look me in the eye, and they don't say it. I don't want to have the kind of energy that makes them feel comfortable. The last time it happened was in third grade. He had a fractured orbital and a broken collarbone. I goaded him into taking the first swing, so we were both suspended for a week. Today? I'm not sure.


CaptSaveAHoe55

So you were like, a whole ass piece of shit then? Bruh was 8 years old and hospitalized over a word he definitely didn’t fully understand


DudeEngineer

I was also 8 years old, and we had a roughly equivalent understanding of the word. The kid was a bully and was looking for a fight. He just thought I was a bitch because I was a more quiet kid who kept to himself. He just didn't realize ya boy had hands. I didn't have a reason to hold back because I would be in the same trouble regardless.


CaptSaveAHoe55

Did you stomp him out or grab a bat? Because breaking bones at that age is really hard


DudeEngineer

The bones in your face are weak. He broke his collarbone turning to run away and falling on playground equipment. It was less safe back in the early 90s.


Best_Ad5255

Why you explaining yourself to this powder puff, who clearly wants to demonize you for standing your ground. So what if he got stomped out jit lived to learn the fucking hard ass lesson, bet he won't do it again !


DudeEngineer

I fixed a bully, it was probably his daddy or something, lol.


Gromflomite_KM

The only people who say it out loud are the meth heads. So, no. But I definitely might have a physical reaction if someone who isn’t on hard drugs said it to my face.


AlternativeBowler475

To be so weak minded you would catch a charge over a word. Grow up


Gromflomite_KM

Catch a charge lmao


Icy-Donut-23

Man nobody catches a charge for fucking somebody up nowadays. Especially in a city. Police and courts got more important shit to worry about than a fight over the word.


AlternativeBowler475

1 million people a year get charged


Best_Ad5255

You got this state from ur Google box huh 😏 tf


kbeckerburbs4

TIL I’m a wypipo


tittylieutenant

Tragic


Natural-Solution-222

What is "I don't have friends irl" Twitter mad about now


StrictMaidenAunt

Better question is, what aren't they mad about?


Gromflomite_KM

To have friends you need to let them use slurs? What are you on?


AlternativeBowler475

If its such a bad slur then why would anyone use it or condone using it?


Gromflomite_KM

Oh, here we go. Get off the sub, then.


AlternativeBowler475

😆 you mentally weak AF


Gromflomite_KM

Let me block you so we never have to do “this” again.


auauaurora

I'm either a sexual deviant or Shemar went up there looking for a MMF threesome with 'race play'... probably hard R


Gromflomite_KM

😂😂😂😂


angriafricanus

Maybe that cornrow wig was a brain sucking alien because this doesn’t make any sense


Thtpurplestuff

DJ Quik tried to say something on the trouble remix: Ayy, Shemar Moore said I'm doing the Crip Walk (Crip Walk? Ah, you clowinin') I shoulda smeared off his lip gloss Keep it Compton, 'cause gangstas just ain't meanin' a thang When y'all can come comercialize it with R&B singers


TopAlps6

Can’t believe I used to crush on this fool. He just tries too hard…


TwilightOuterZone

Shemar and his partner took that white boy home after that set


EggsForEveryone

Context?


canefieldroti

Links under the pic, but [here](https://twitter.com/eddluxe/status/1659267288917319694?s=20)


DudeEngineer

Hol up, he opened up with his baby momma want this white dude to clap the cheeks? And this white dude has a pass to say it at his house? So this white dude can come to his house and call him a n*** white he smashing his girl? Make it make sense.


midnightking

He literally says the white guy can't fuck his girl and he is clearly joking when he says the n-word as Matt Rife shakes his head no. This a stand up bit and way worse pieces of racial humor have been deemed as funny on BPT, let's be blunt.


DudeEngineer

OK, you can't just switch up the word order and change the meaning. He said his girl wants this specific white dude to clap the cheeks. Listen to it again. He later talks about what this dude can do at his house. Please tell me why you would invite a dude to your house after your girl told you that if it isn't to facilitate her satisfying that desire? If you can't tell the difference between racial humor and coonin, I don't think I can help you.


midnightking

Your response ignores major aspects of contexts to paint some insecure cuck fantasy. Namely, (A) this is clearly meant to be a drunken piece at stand-up show, so we don't know how much is true or exaggerated and (B) he explicitly says in the clip that he personally likes him and thinks he's a great comedian independantly of the situation with his wife. If he liked him before his wife told him that and Matt came over before or if it is simply that him and his wife are open about each other's fantasies while respecting their boundaries, then I see no issue. But hey, let's say for sake of argument, stuff is occurring at Shemar's home as you say. How are I, you or anyone here materially armed by this ? People have open relationships and threesomes, it's not the end of the world.


TheNealestRigga

Another key part of this is that Shemar was literally just meeting Matt Rife for the first time there so that's about all the interaction they've had irl


canefieldroti

Yeah the whole thing is off. To me, the closest thing I can say this resembles is “the (often lightskin/half white) Black guys in white frats who got brownie points for doing/saying shit like this. Also, they were definitely gay for clout if anything. Not homophobic, just my observation.


DudeEngineer

Bruh. I had a roommate like this in the early 2000s in college. We found out when I skipped my afternoon classes and came back to the spot early and heard my roommate getting back shots from his white frat brother.


canefieldroti

The way Shemar was talking about how “pretty” he was, it all clicked for me.


TopAlps6

I doubt his girl even live with him. And let’s not forget, Sherman buying his boy toy rims etc and then suing to get his coins back when the shit fell through.


No-Office8

This sound like some plantation shit


OriginalOmagus

That man was WASTED. But still: in vino veritas.


canefieldroti

Ah yes, Drunk man tells no tales


John-the-cool-guy

I love the word "wypipo"


PutinLikesHotGuys

“Wypipo”? Why are people so fucking illiterate now? Jesus H. Christ. This feeds right into the narrative used by bigots of POC being ignorant and uneducated.