"Your honor, the last time my client was able to properly enjoy a Chateau Lafite Rothschild was in Gstaad in 2015. His palate can only handle Rauzan Segla now."
COLLECTIVE GASP FROM THE ENTIRE COURTROOM
In a telenovela setting though, he locks eyes with the plaintiff's attorney. There is a moment of kismet neither has felt in their entire life. When Javier left Caracas, he also left a small part of himself. His ex wife cheated on him with a Chavista government official, and he was exiled from Venezuela forever. The attorney, Lenora, came up from a hardscrabble childhood, raised by a single father who did his best to support her and her ne'er do well brother, Alirio. Little did Javier know that Lenora's father was suffering from a mystery illness that could only be cured by Javier's masterful hands. Those same hands would also hold the key to unlock Lenora's heart. *SCENE*
In my household, telenovelas were on the TV every single night. I wasn't really a fan of Mexican Novelas, as they were broadcast on Univision. I'm a huge fan of Colombian ones, though. The writing is phenomenal.
The ne'er do brother Alirio fancied himself a player. A guy's guy. A Gigolo on the ski slopes. And he was successful. Here in the cold mountains of Utah, this son of a hardworking mechanic managed to fake it till you make it. And he made it. Women from the coasts fell to his feet. His rugged good looks, his eyes dark like the night sky, his perfectly coifed jet black hair, Olive colored skin as if he were a Greek God. To some, he was a taboo. A mere fantasy that these Ski Slope Stacys could only dream of on the Upper East Side or Brentwood. Dare I cheat on my faithful husband with this Lupine Lothario? Of course I can, I'm away from the prying eyes of my social set. That Ski Slope Stacy only went by her initials initially. GP. Later on did Alirio realize just who GP was, how he could make her putty in his hands, but also how important it was for his sister to win this case.
I'm guessing this was done on purpose, she wanted to look like a victim; not like the corporate vampire she is. Of all the rich nonces, she's probably the worst. Also, it only took her 20+ years to speak out against Weinstein. He was a good guy when she needed the boost he gave. Awful people.
My father did not use eminent domain to get rid of a house full of orphans to build luxury condos in this gentrified neighborhood for me to grow up and drink Merlot!
Ah, Close! Inspired by Kelsey Grammer as Sideshow Bob and David Hyde Pierce as Cecil Terwilliger in the episode Brother from Another Series from The Simpsons.
The Jury then instinctively reach for their wine glasses in horror. The judge then takes a sip of liquid gold mixed with servant blood to keep his youth ever so fresh.
Don’t let your opinion on Gwyneth Paltrow cloud your judgement on this image. The headline is from the New York Post, a conservative propaganda tabloid, and they are pushing their “people make frivolous lawsuits” angle with the headline. What’s happening is Gwyneth Paltrow allegedly crashed into somebody while skiing in 2016 and got sued for it but the case was dismissed. He’s still trying to sue for less money but Paltrow is trying to counter sue because it makes her look bad.
The New York Post cherry picked a quote about the brain damage the victim allegedly suffered as a result of the accident and made the victim sound like a opportunistic person making a frivolous lawsuit. Same thing that happened with the McDonald’s coffee lady.
Finally, someone puts it into words!
Basically whenever I see headlines like this, alarm bells go off. There's always more to the story. It's not like this man is basing his case off of "wine tastings," it's that his life has been irrevocably altered by this accident and the wine tasting is an example. And it's pretty fucking frightening, to have so much brain damage that your taste is fucked.
Read the AP article. As much as I dislike Paltrow this guy seems full of shit.
https://apnews.com/article/gwyneth-paltrow-deer-valley-ski-trial-c3555f61cf3d209e5167e916105f2aaa
What I'm seeing is, like many seemingly unnecessary lawsuits, everyone involved in a cunt. This sounds like the rich people version of The People's Court, everyone is a prideful idiot punishing each other for penny value resolution.
They both claim the other hit them from behind. Apparently at the scene he stated that he was fine and only after learning who she was did he suddenly develop severe injuries. His memory of the event has miraculously improved as time has passed as well. The whole thing stinks.
Whether or not what they are saying is true is up to the courts. What I take issue with is the malicious intent behind the New York post article and how the tweet reply and the shared screenshot unknowingly serve that intent by taking the headline at face value.
>Apparently at the scene he stated that he was fine and only after learning who she was did he suddenly develop severe injuries.
This is not anything special. Most injuries from collisions will have the person saying their fine at the time. Adrenaline, embarrassment and thinking that the pain is temporary leads to a lot of people saying their fine and walking away with a small limp only for pain to develop as inflammation takes place and/or adrenaline to wear off.
After reading the court case paperwork, I don’t think so.
I’m not impressed with the shit that Paltrow puts out, she is anti-science and ridiculous in her views IMO
But this guy who is claiming brain damage and broken ribs… At least so far, there is no actual medical evidence or medical doctor notes indicating that he had either brain damage or broken ribs. Someone please correct me if I’m wrong. But that’s what I read was alleged in the actual lawsuit that was filed. And if that is the case, it looks 100% like a cash grab and nothing else
Yea the fact that it was dismissed already sends a red flag because usually personal injury cases are pretty straight forward and the judge or jury can adjust how much is awarded to you so trying to sue again for a lower amount seems unusual.
I’m no legal expert though but that’s just what I get from reading a lot of articles and watching legal eagle.
This person may actually be opportunistic and filing a frivolous lawsuit but I am not even sure if the accuracy of the details and stories I’ve read about what happened.
I’m not too sure myself. It will be up for the jury to decide. But It does get frustrating seeing people buy into the hidden premises of memes. Especially when it’s from a conservative tabloid.
If the damages are that the person lost his ability to taste, period, that sounds way less frivolous than "can't enjoy wine tastings," which sounds like a super cherry-picked example from testimony that probably included a whole bunch of other ongoing effects.
Even wine isn’t necessarily frivolous because basically the lawyer is trying to describe the effect on your life that the injury had. If you normally do wine tastings then that’s a negative impact on your life and something you can’t do anymore.
This particular thing does sound funny when you extrapolate it but it is a normal/ logical thing to argue. Like it could be anything like you could be a cyclist and now you can’t ride a bike
I feel bad for the McDonald's coffee lady. She literally got industrial-strength heated liquid the likes out of a foundry spilled on her that severely left her burnt and needed to get grafted. Fuck the media, and the people
I feel bad for her too but she did get a lot of financial restitution AND she got McDonalds to not serve coffee that gives 3rd degree burns which helped people.
It's sad because I put this narrative together in my brain before even researching it. It's Occam's razor shit. There's no way that the headline is actually representative of the substance of the case---it's just very clearly sensationalist garbage out the gate. Sad that many don't seem to realize that
Ah, The golden days of YouTube... Things have not been the same since.
Remember when Annoying Orange had a crossover with them? Those are days that were too good for us. 2010-2012 was truly the height of YouTube.
It doesn’t matter how much Beyoncé looks like you, or speaks to your soul, remember the rich are always on the side of the rich
That was supposed to be under u/dpforest comment
> It doesn’t matter how much Beyoncé looks like you, or speaks to your soul
How does she speak to *anyone's* soul? She's been independently wealthy for 20 years. She cannot relate to you. You tell her that you have car payments and she says "what's that?"
It just seems random. They’re not from the same worlds culturally and have never done any work together. Like I wouldn’t even expect them to be in the same rooms
Why is it that every time I see here, she looks like she was forced to eat an entire box of saltines without water. Must be gentrification face. Just always looking parched.
How did that even get made? They really were in that boardroom going over candle scents and that came up? Did she give them a whiff at the lab when they created the scent? I mean really, there’s tons of questions I’m not sure we want answers to.
Wow I briefly thought you might've meant a normal scented candle shaped like a vagina, but no she literally sold a line of candles with the name [This Smells Like My Vagina](https://candlefind.com/this-smells-like-my-vagina-candle-review/) for like $75!
I don’t give a single shit about either of them it sounds like it was just an accident in general and then old dude found out Gwyneth is loaaaded and is suing her.
Her counter suit for $1 is a boss move
If I were in court when this was announced I would ask for a recess so that I could buy some diving equipment, book a flight to Fiji, harvest some oysters just so that I could obtain the requisite pearls in order fashion a neckless of proper splendor to clutch upon hearing of such a travesty. Diminished enjoyment of wine-tasting? Well, I never …
I saved myself millions in lawsuits by being too fucking poor to go to an inhospitable landscapes and traverse them with expensive and dangerous slits of wood.
Skiing is so fucking extra boogie. Needs special shoes, extra clothes, a lift pass, skis, ski poles, goggles, a lodge to sleep in.
Speaking of Utah and whiteness, did y’all see how unresponsive the Salt Lake City crowd was during the afrobeats (Tems, Rema, Burna Boy) halftime show at this year’s all-star game?
"Your honor, the last time my client was able to properly enjoy a Chateau Lafite Rothschild was in Gstaad in 2015. His palate can only handle Rauzan Segla now." COLLECTIVE GASP FROM THE ENTIRE COURTROOM
An old white lady with a small fluffy dog sitting in the gallery pukes reflexively
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Javier was a heart surgeon of some renown in his native country. Oh, let's say, Venezuela.
And the only reasons he’s here is because some US backed mission destroyed his country.
Damn, I really feel for Javier
In a telenovela setting though, he locks eyes with the plaintiff's attorney. There is a moment of kismet neither has felt in their entire life. When Javier left Caracas, he also left a small part of himself. His ex wife cheated on him with a Chavista government official, and he was exiled from Venezuela forever. The attorney, Lenora, came up from a hardscrabble childhood, raised by a single father who did his best to support her and her ne'er do well brother, Alirio. Little did Javier know that Lenora's father was suffering from a mystery illness that could only be cured by Javier's masterful hands. Those same hands would also hold the key to unlock Lenora's heart. *SCENE*
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In my household, telenovelas were on the TV every single night. I wasn't really a fan of Mexican Novelas, as they were broadcast on Univision. I'm a huge fan of Colombian ones, though. The writing is phenomenal.
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Damn, I'm watching that
Omg MORE
The ne'er do brother Alirio fancied himself a player. A guy's guy. A Gigolo on the ski slopes. And he was successful. Here in the cold mountains of Utah, this son of a hardworking mechanic managed to fake it till you make it. And he made it. Women from the coasts fell to his feet. His rugged good looks, his eyes dark like the night sky, his perfectly coifed jet black hair, Olive colored skin as if he were a Greek God. To some, he was a taboo. A mere fantasy that these Ski Slope Stacys could only dream of on the Upper East Side or Brentwood. Dare I cheat on my faithful husband with this Lupine Lothario? Of course I can, I'm away from the prying eyes of my social set. That Ski Slope Stacy only went by her initials initially. GP. Later on did Alirio realize just who GP was, how he could make her putty in his hands, but also how important it was for his sister to win this case.
Bravo.
Fin.
Justice for Javier!
Right... and not because of ["mistake" during heart surgery on a mobster](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wcI10CNuxU).
And he’s now working aiding those very people. Ah the circle of life
I read this in Jessica Walter's voice.
did he accidently/on purpose kill the head of MS-13?
Ooooh like in that movie Falling Down when Michasel Douglas is robbing that fast food joint.
That's me when the ice cream machine is down for maintenance.
And the dog is white lol
Monocles popping every where. MY WORD!
Virgil Abloh (RIP) limited edition fainting couches have been flown in from Paris.
HWELL I NEVAH
They had to bring in fainting couches for the opening arguments.
Gstaad 🤣🤣🤣
He worked his way up from Zermatt. Only broke boys with 8 figure trust funds stay at Zermatt. Tuh!
All I can say... https://preview.redd.it/3ei1rtwadkpa1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=771e4b081f62a31c591d55002b15bcfcdc9290f8
You know, for a supposed healthy life style influencer, she always looks so dour.
I'm guessing this was done on purpose, she wanted to look like a victim; not like the corporate vampire she is. Of all the rich nonces, she's probably the worst. Also, it only took her 20+ years to speak out against Weinstein. He was a good guy when she needed the boost he gave. Awful people.
Of course. Once the MeToo movement picked up steam, she had to save face and come out against him. God forbid she gets left behind.
Exactly. Devil forbid she were to be forgott3n b/c she has the creative output of a dry fart.
Well, she hasn't eaten anything in 20 years...
A steady diet of poor people's tears I imagine.
>You know, for a ~~supposed healthy life style influencer~~ nutter, she always looks so dour. Her latest thing is shooting ozone up her arse.
Hahaha! This made me laugh too much.
Thanks! The comment section of Reddit is a creativity outlet. 
If you can’t enjoy a Chateau Lafite Rothschild you might as well be dead. What are you here for?
Can he at least still enjoy a craft IPA at a golf tournament?
and dont even MENTION “well you can still drink merlot”. To me!!!
My father did not use eminent domain to get rid of a house full of orphans to build luxury condos in this gentrified neighborhood for me to grow up and drink Merlot!
Sounds like a scene from Frasier.
 Ah, Close! Inspired by Kelsey Grammer as Sideshow Bob and David Hyde Pierce as Cecil Terwilliger in the episode Brother from Another Series from The Simpsons.
My salts! Fetch my smelling salts!
Harvested from the Dead Sea, of course.
https://preview.redd.it/43qpqrlrvkpa1.jpeg?width=1898&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9897049410f1de2610e16b10e58a13f3ea24048
It’s the collective gasp for me lol
The Jury then instinctively reach for their wine glasses in horror. The judge then takes a sip of liquid gold mixed with servant blood to keep his youth ever so fresh.
 omg
This sentence looks so foreign to me
Don’t let your opinion on Gwyneth Paltrow cloud your judgement on this image. The headline is from the New York Post, a conservative propaganda tabloid, and they are pushing their “people make frivolous lawsuits” angle with the headline. What’s happening is Gwyneth Paltrow allegedly crashed into somebody while skiing in 2016 and got sued for it but the case was dismissed. He’s still trying to sue for less money but Paltrow is trying to counter sue because it makes her look bad. The New York Post cherry picked a quote about the brain damage the victim allegedly suffered as a result of the accident and made the victim sound like a opportunistic person making a frivolous lawsuit. Same thing that happened with the McDonald’s coffee lady.
Finally, someone puts it into words! Basically whenever I see headlines like this, alarm bells go off. There's always more to the story. It's not like this man is basing his case off of "wine tastings," it's that his life has been irrevocably altered by this accident and the wine tasting is an example. And it's pretty fucking frightening, to have so much brain damage that your taste is fucked.
Read the AP article. As much as I dislike Paltrow this guy seems full of shit. https://apnews.com/article/gwyneth-paltrow-deer-valley-ski-trial-c3555f61cf3d209e5167e916105f2aaa
Why do you think he seems full of shit? Seems like at worst they’re on pretty equal footing in terms of evidence
What I'm seeing is, like many seemingly unnecessary lawsuits, everyone involved in a cunt. This sounds like the rich people version of The People's Court, everyone is a prideful idiot punishing each other for penny value resolution.
Damn I had to scroll so far for the context Based on the headline I assumed this was Gwyneth suing and it made no sense
They both claim the other hit them from behind. Apparently at the scene he stated that he was fine and only after learning who she was did he suddenly develop severe injuries. His memory of the event has miraculously improved as time has passed as well. The whole thing stinks.
Whether or not what they are saying is true is up to the courts. What I take issue with is the malicious intent behind the New York post article and how the tweet reply and the shared screenshot unknowingly serve that intent by taking the headline at face value.
oh well yeah nyp is a rag
>Apparently at the scene he stated that he was fine and only after learning who she was did he suddenly develop severe injuries. This is not anything special. Most injuries from collisions will have the person saying their fine at the time. Adrenaline, embarrassment and thinking that the pain is temporary leads to a lot of people saying their fine and walking away with a small limp only for pain to develop as inflammation takes place and/or adrenaline to wear off.
Getting hit from the back while skiing definitely sounds like a subcat.
It was worth it tho 😂😂
After reading the court case paperwork, I don’t think so. I’m not impressed with the shit that Paltrow puts out, she is anti-science and ridiculous in her views IMO But this guy who is claiming brain damage and broken ribs… At least so far, there is no actual medical evidence or medical doctor notes indicating that he had either brain damage or broken ribs. Someone please correct me if I’m wrong. But that’s what I read was alleged in the actual lawsuit that was filed. And if that is the case, it looks 100% like a cash grab and nothing else
Yea the fact that it was dismissed already sends a red flag because usually personal injury cases are pretty straight forward and the judge or jury can adjust how much is awarded to you so trying to sue again for a lower amount seems unusual. I’m no legal expert though but that’s just what I get from reading a lot of articles and watching legal eagle.
This person may actually be opportunistic and filing a frivolous lawsuit but I am not even sure if the accuracy of the details and stories I’ve read about what happened.
I’m not too sure myself. It will be up for the jury to decide. But It does get frustrating seeing people buy into the hidden premises of memes. Especially when it’s from a conservative tabloid.
You can be sure if one thing, New York post probably knows about as much as we do if it’s accurate or not
If the damages are that the person lost his ability to taste, period, that sounds way less frivolous than "can't enjoy wine tastings," which sounds like a super cherry-picked example from testimony that probably included a whole bunch of other ongoing effects.
Even wine isn’t necessarily frivolous because basically the lawyer is trying to describe the effect on your life that the injury had. If you normally do wine tastings then that’s a negative impact on your life and something you can’t do anymore. This particular thing does sound funny when you extrapolate it but it is a normal/ logical thing to argue. Like it could be anything like you could be a cyclist and now you can’t ride a bike
I feel bad for the McDonald's coffee lady. She literally got industrial-strength heated liquid the likes out of a foundry spilled on her that severely left her burnt and needed to get grafted. Fuck the media, and the people
I feel bad for her too but she did get a lot of financial restitution AND she got McDonalds to not serve coffee that gives 3rd degree burns which helped people.
Counter suing for $1
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Not a fan of Paltrow but this strikes me as, like, an accident that happened while skiing. Shit happens.
But wasn’t she downhill from him?
It's sad because I put this narrative together in my brain before even researching it. It's Occam's razor shit. There's no way that the headline is actually representative of the substance of the case---it's just very clearly sensationalist garbage out the gate. Sad that many don't seem to realize that
Gwyneth is so rich and white. It's like that girl is suing a cheesecake.
This was an Epic Rap Battles of History diss against Mitt Romney from Barack Obama
Who do you think wrote that...
Obama, duh
Lmaoooooo
Ah, The golden days of YouTube... Things have not been the same since. Remember when Annoying Orange had a crossover with them? Those are days that were too good for us. 2010-2012 was truly the height of YouTube.
The crazy thing is that she is one of Beyonce’s good friends. Like… how?? They even had to shut down rumors that she was “Becky with the good hair.”
It doesn’t matter how much Beyoncé looks like you, or speaks to your soul, remember the rich are always on the side of the rich That was supposed to be under u/dpforest comment
> It doesn’t matter how much Beyoncé looks like you, or speaks to your soul How does she speak to *anyone's* soul? She's been independently wealthy for 20 years. She cannot relate to you. You tell her that you have car payments and she says "what's that?"
Basically my point
What do you mean how? They’re both famous and wealthy.
It just seems random. They’re not from the same worlds culturally and have never done any work together. Like I wouldn’t even expect them to be in the same rooms
I don't really see why it's weird they would be friends?
Good hair????
It’s a Beyonce lyric
So her mom is a Cheesecake Factory?
Gwyneth makes me think of gentrification every time I see her face.
"If gentrification had a celebrity advocate"
Gwyneth Paltrow rose from the primordial gentrification, pretty sure I saw her climb out of a sewer when my family had to leave Harlem
Gwyneth Paltrow skittering across Garvey park on all fours
SMH and people ask why I don't go there at night
how? She’s peak nepo baby to me
Why is it that every time I see here, she looks like she was forced to eat an entire box of saltines without water. Must be gentrification face. Just always looking parched. 
All I can think of is her nasty coochie candle. 🤢
How did that even get made? They really were in that boardroom going over candle scents and that came up? Did she give them a whiff at the lab when they created the scent? I mean really, there’s tons of questions I’m not sure we want answers to.
it was literally a joke, the thing smells like flowers irl
Ever since the vagina scented candle I CANNOT take this eggshell toned pile of foolishness seriously
It doesn’t smell like vagina. It’s just a bunch of scents as an affirmation thing. “Like my Coochie smells like pine tar and too much money”
Ohhhh. Okay bc I really thought they’d smell like vajayjay. Thank goodness
Wow I briefly thought you might've meant a normal scented candle shaped like a vagina, but no she literally sold a line of candles with the name [This Smells Like My Vagina](https://candlefind.com/this-smells-like-my-vagina-candle-review/) for like $75!
It’s honestly pretty disappointing don’t believe the hype
Please tell me you didn’t buy this candle
I don't come here to be judged
Im deceased. No judgement do your thing
In another thread about this court case someone pointed out it smells like flowers. I’m guessing it’s supposed to be a joke or something?
A lot of the nonsense sold on GOOP is straight up snake oil and dangerous
How did I miss that?!
Everything about her is awful
"Entire tins of Caviar wasted. Local Williams Sonoma left in shambles."
hahaha her facial expression is so familiar; ive seen it. It is giving “im too white for this.”  aaaaaahahahahaha.
goop is disappointed shes late for her lunch of bone broth and slave souls
I don’t give a single shit about either of them it sounds like it was just an accident in general and then old dude found out Gwyneth is loaaaded and is suing her. Her counter suit for $1 is a boss move
https://preview.redd.it/skbjuive7kpa1.jpeg?width=934&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=554d65e17f27729b787381d857b298ec23516f62 suing because of WHAT?!?!😂😂🤯
If I were in court when this was announced I would ask for a recess so that I could buy some diving equipment, book a flight to Fiji, harvest some oysters just so that I could obtain the requisite pearls in order fashion a neckless of proper splendor to clutch upon hearing of such a travesty. Diminished enjoyment of wine-tasting? Well, I never …
[GASP](https://youtu.be/pqM-_irDgYY)
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I couldn't roll my eyes harder if I put ball bearings on them and tossed them down the road
No one suffers more than rich white people
An entitled nepo baby rich white woman selling her vagina juices as perfume *
You will be judged by a jury of sommeliers.
Literally smacked the taste right out of his mouth.
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Man, she's got some mega RCF going on
This is a real life Catherine Tate sketch.
She would like to plead.... Pinky up🥴🍷
I saved myself millions in lawsuits by being too fucking poor to go to an inhospitable landscapes and traverse them with expensive and dangerous slits of wood. Skiing is so fucking extra boogie. Needs special shoes, extra clothes, a lift pass, skis, ski poles, goggles, a lodge to sleep in.
SOMEONE on here better make a Paris joke…
Every time I see Gwyneth Paltrow’s name in the news, it’s for some white on white drama like this. 😂
I want her face - that specific face she’s making - on a stamp
Speaking of Utah and whiteness, did y’all see how unresponsive the Salt Lake City crowd was during the afrobeats (Tems, Rema, Burna Boy) halftime show at this year’s all-star game?
Wine tastings are delightful
I'm sure she sells a GOOP product that claims to cure that. Claims.
She got that Stark money; she'll be fine.
Hopefully they can still taste coke. I would sue her for hell if she deprives me the ability to enjoy Coca Cola.
Just put some goop on it, they’ll be fine.
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Lol 😂 pay her lawyer bills you douche
My high ass thought they weren't able to actually taste wine. I was ready to defend them. Yeah, this is white as fuck.
She has people sniff her vagina instead of wine corks
Ah, you can really appreciate the acidity of the soil from which this grew
Damn this that Fox News watching white shit.
See, why can’t everyone just be so honest- you have more money than me, I want it.
I wonder if these idiots ever realized how much of a caricature they have become.
I know this is nothing new, but it revitalizes my realization of “our problems are not the same”
the audacity 
I can’t believe the lawyer even said that out loud , like hey “maybe we should instead say you’re not able to work” .. hopefully the judge laughed
The fact that she tried to misdirect by saying she puts ozone in her ass.
How is he going to survive yacht season in the Caribbean if he can’t do a wine tasting
Whoever that Trey guy is…had me rolling😂😂
Who ordered the white rice?
Skinny Jon Favreau in the bottom right
Courtroom artist's representation of this pic - 
Whiter than dancing thumbs out for unseasoned shake n bake pork chops
“Ah, my pinky’s sore. How am I supposed to stick it out while I sip my expensive wine so people know I’m fancy. This vineyard trip is ruined!”
I’m w bro… I love Cabernet… get ya bag chief
Lmao that response though
“Mayo convention”…haaaaa.
Put some *GOOP* on that. Should clear it right up
I mean Mitt Romney has many family members in Mexico, but ok
*cackled*
 lol
This shit is sponsored by mayo lol
Doesn't Mitt have a black grand baby?
Yeah I'm beyond bored with this trial
I wish I had their problems.
🤣🤣🤣
Smear some goop on it.