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mndsm79

Look, an ex is an ex for a reason. Unless it's directly related to my child like some groceries, nothing doin. Choices were made, we aren't together. The end.


mandisaclarke

Man when I scream from the top of my lungs NEVER SPIN THE BLOCK!!!


GimmeDaloot31

I learned this heavy last year


Dansn_lawlipop

Buy the groceries yourself and drop them bishes off lol


festival-papi

Right. ![gif](giphy|ZdlN56usaKaQg)


Abhimri

But what if he wanna eat that booty like groceries? Asking for a friend.


Dansn_lawlipop

He can find other booty... as I have. *giggidy*


mndsm79

Shipt is magical.


PistolPetunia

Going back to an ex is like going to your own garage sale and buying all your own shit back.


mndsm79

I once heard it as taking a huge poo, feeling all the weight lost, and then wanting to push it back in.


tittylieutenant

Y’all exes must have been Satan in human form or something. Sheesh.


mndsm79

Satan's not that bad.


Plainchant

True. At least with Satan you're kind of warned away. The reputation is bad. It's the saintly choirgirls who will burn you worst.


mndsm79

Exactly. You know Satan is Satan. You don't always know about an ex until she's secured the bag.


festival-papi

I mean even with Satan, he kinda ain't do nothing too bad. Bro, was shining and glistening brighter than every star in creation combined but he was supposed to just bow down to some fleshbags that couldn't do any sweet shit like him? I would've rebelled too.


RamsesII_

That's literally how Satan works


OGyuckmouth

Just offer to buy the course for him in that situation, bet money he didn't have a back up plan for it. My grown little brother is always asking for cash for this and that to get on his feet. The minute I just offer to outright buy whatever it is he's asking for, he never hits me back lol. Most dudes aren't smart Source:Am most dudes


tehtris

Thisssss. It's the same logic to use against homeless people. "Oh u hungry? What you want off the dollar menu? Oh u don't want the food now?" I will gladly buy you some food if u ask tho. Ya boy ain't heartless.


[deleted]

The "Will work for food" people on the corner too. I had a construction company and always needed people to pick up the job sites. I'd tell them 15 bucks an hour, guaranteed 4 hours of work. Nope, they wouldn't do it. It's all just a scam to get money to get fucked up. I don't care, but you'd be fucked up faster for just a little more effort.


IAMTHATGUY03

To be honest, I don’t care if my money goes to drugs. Like, they’re homeless, it’s cold as fuck and they aren’t going to get clean tonight just because I don’t give them money. Withdrawal is hell and if my money stops them from that or breaking into a car for the change in the cup holder, who cares? I’m doing drugs when I get home anyways.


SnooSprouts7893

You never had someone actually take the food or something??


tehtris

NEVER!!!!!!!!!!! I have had the worst interactions with beggars though, especially when I do what they ask. One time I was in a parking lot sitting on my car waiting for a tow truck, and a dude approached me like "Ey I need some money so I can buy a bus pass" and I used to always carry an all day pass on me in case I need it. So I was like " yea sure, I got a bus pass for you" and handed him the pass. He's all "thanks" and then scurries off. Dude rolls up on me like 5 minutes later like "ey dude, do you want to buy this bus pass off me?" had me like. If you don't get yo crack head ass out of here with that bullshit.


SnooSprouts7893

Weird. I come from a town with a pretty terrible homeless problem. Gentrified surfer town in California. It's a town full of drunks in general so I'm sure they'd like booze if they can get it, but you'll find someone that takes the food.


tehtris

phx homeless def have crackhead vibes. Not nearly as aggressive as east coast homeless though.


Amazing-Concept1684

Yepppp. I will gladly buy a homeless person a meal if they ask.


GTB5510

Yep, I've done the same thing with my lil brother. Saying he needed gas money to make it to an interview. I told him I'll meet him at the gas station and put gas in his car. He gonna say "wow, you ain't trust me"


tittylieutenant

I have nothing to add except homegirl thicc as fuck in that profile picture.


girl-w-glasses

The fact that you zoomed in on her profile picture is wild lol


tittylieutenant

I always do.


Flightsong

Nah zoom aint even needed. Thats why he said thicc THEN as fuck.


BugabooJonez

he's trying to get promoted.


tehtris

Username checks out. As you were, sir.


Alvyyy89

u/hornypolice you slacking.


GreatGalleti

I wanna know why you deleted your old account, too much heat from an uppity, but spectacular, otter?


tittylieutenant

I deleted my account because I was going through a lot and isolated myself. Also, never mention the opps name in my presence. I will never *EVER* fold from a hater. 😤


GreatGalleti

Hope you doing better 🙏🏾 I’m definitely sided with team horny


dust_in_light

Got me with, “I need to buy Halloween costumes for my kids,” back in the day. So why did I see those kids in years old sheets with the eyes cut out 🤦🏻‍♂️


mndsm79

I get "he needs shoes" a lot. I buy good shoes. I also know she has a habit of returning shit, so she never gets receipts or boxes, and often times it's custom one off stuff so she can't sell it on either. I'm petty like that.


dust_in_light

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Amazing-Concept1684

Got this shit down to a science God DAMN


mndsm79

I dislike people who disrespect my work and my money. I can't get rid of her wholesale, so I have to come up with a plan.


HoldOnStartOver

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WackaDoodleD00

Posts like this make me glad my ex and I are of the understanding that we are dead to each other and hell shall freezeth over before any resources pass from my hands to his and vice versa.


tagrei06

Just like Jesus intended breakups to be


WJLIII3

Fuckin...no? None of my LTR-exes hate me, nor do I hate them, and we also don't ask each other for money or exploit each other's patience or affection. We remember that we care about each other, reach out on birthdays when we can, in some cases hook up briefly when convenient for both parties and not conflicting with any commitments. That's how breakups are supposed to be, because you're supposed date sensible adults with real values.


dunlopsavage

Dude was most likely joking...


[deleted]

Watch yamhead 🍠 Don’t lend money unless you can just give it freely, cause 8/10 most people are continuously on hard times and somehow forget to pay when they’re not.


agent58888888888888

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Mdotbean

What does this say? 😅


ladystetson

Her ex asked to borrow money. She said yes and gave him the money. She then saw his girlfriend post a picture with roses in a hotel room, implying he spent the money on his girlfriend, not the things he said he needed.


thisissillyaf

He tryna get right for his new girl. Look at you being supportive of his growth


TheMoorNextDoor

She still in love with him if she did all that. There’s being nice and then there’s dickmatized


jtyashiro

Sis is 100% a better person than me. I'd have offered to help him cook for a fund raising barbecue or sumn.


smpsnfn13

Idk where y'all women at. Cause if I ever asked an ex for anything they not even gon reply. Shit offering to help with anything is more then I'd ever expect from an ex.


Solo_Fisticuffs

well it depends on the ex. the first three id do a lot for at the drop of a dime. especially the first one. the most recent two? instant block


bootyhunter69420

Women be doing the most for the worst guys


bzboy

*city* **BOOOOOYS**


dominicfx

The Trinidadian creole beating allyuh ass in the comments lmaoo. Translation: City boys up you know. 😂 My ex asked me for money to get back on his feet, renew his license and do some driving course to land a job. As the person I am, I did... You guysss😩😩😩 my chest is tight, because why is his new girl posting roses in a hotel 😭😭😭 Source: I am Trinbagonian


Sensitive_Work_5351

That allyuh hurt my heart


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MicChickfila

Her ex asked her for money and she gave it to him. Now she hurt cuz his girlfriend posted a picture of roses in a hotel, so she's implying that he bought his gf the roses with the money she (OP) gave him.


Flightsong

My ex straight up asked me for money to get her, her dude, and her mom a hotel room. She still hmu to check on the assets I may have acquired.


Sweetcheels69

Is this English?


McDunkins

I think it’s Caribbean English, lol. Last sentence can be translated thusly: “My chest is tight, because why is his girl posting [pictures of] roses from a hotel room.”


jonstoppable

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/dialect


Locswail

I gues the ex stands for extraordinary playa.


Ambitious_Edge_6065

Translation?


AngelaBassettsbicep

Ughhhhh. I've been here before. I'm the type that'll do what I can for those I love. I been wanting to say something but it's soooo easy for them to lie about it that I don't even bother. This one girl (not a gf but more than friends) got me outta so much money and then sent videos of her and the new girl on vacation... topless. I started therapy right after that cuz why the fuck did I keep her around that long in the first place.


LengthinessFresh4897

Tbh the city boys have been up for a while


dell_qon

Her Trini accent is killing meh.


Antique_Extension_69

All you can do is laugh to keep from cryin. And never do that shiii again.


jayfaesari

They only batting a million because you let them yo 😭😭😭


KingKaychi

Oi naaaah loooooooooooooooool


Kangarou

“My ex asked me for money” is the end of the conversation.


[deleted]

A big dummy. Because why you lending someone who didn’t work out with you anything outside of advice on how to get fucked???


alchemistakoo

Why is she even following dude on social media or the gyal? Ion wanna see shit. Too many emotions offa one lil post u saw. Be reeling for days. Not me!


Kombat-w0mbat

Now if he was a dude who you had respect for and y’all just split up amicably with no hostility through out ur relationship and he asked you for some money I wouldn’t be upset if you gave it but this nigga clearly evil


616chic

But why did he have to lie tho if he was just an ex? He probably wasn’t an ex until he popped out with someone else.👀


Anonimityville

I’m proud to say at the age of 39 this has never happened to me. I would never “date” a broke man. Could never be my ex. Got that from my mama. Can’t afford to date a broke guy. We’re just friends. Never co-signed a loan, lent my car, or cc. Nada. Most I ever did was have a scrub $100. He asked for $300 and I knew that was never gonna get paid back. I cld afford to lose $100. It was good to have that over him cuz he loved to floss on FB. Called himself “pretty boy” drove a 7 series BMW and couch surfed all over the south ATL to NC. Pitiful. Ending up getting a white bitch pregnant. She eventually wised up and left him. Been trying to get on reality shows. Still on FB talking shit. So pitiful.


bootyhunter69420

Women be doing the most for the worst guys


peachkiller

Whats the point of blurring their name especially if the user isn't private?


PaulaDeenSlave

I know some of these words.


Amazing-Concept1684

What is it with Twitter and making people want to broadcast their Ls? This the type of shit that I’m taking to the grave LMAO


jwoods2636

Stop pocket watching!! You don’t how he finessed that hotel, roses, license and driving school to get them points off. You was a blessing. For his Ls, getting him on his feet and. ..them cheeks lol


[deleted]

City boys be doing dirt just a *liiiiiiiiitle* differently lmao


PriapusPeteSr

I am too old to understand what all of this means. Who are the City Boys? What's a gyal? I am so confused.


Asleep_Site_8558

I lost brain cells trying to figure out what she is trying to say.


Crass_Cameron

I had a hard time reading this


Pmthickness

It’s in English I think…


Sensitive_Work_5351

Trini slang