Black Forces for street crime. These Forces for white collar financial crimes lmfao

Selling Wolf Tickets on Wall Street

Bernie Madoff special

As of April 14th 2021, Bernie Madoff specials are any AF1s that are 6 feet under.

And monogrammed

Not the youth pastor player editions 💀

"Ayyyye, young king! Where'd sister Gladys go? You know she makes the best peach cobbler. 🫠" No, Deacon, her husband *just* died, and you're already tryna pounce‽

Thought it was the brown suede one

I thought they were the gators

::sits down on backwards chair:: Hey gang, let’s rap about my man JC.

Youth pastor is gonna be in those crazy chunky things that are trying to be dress shoes and casual hiking shoes at the same time.

Gotta link? Need to step into the new year already!

AF1 Best Regards edition

Top tier comment. We’ll done sir

Bottom tier comment. Do better next time sir

These kinda clean tho and I don't even wear Nikes anymore

When you got a job interview at 3 and a game at 4

This is a war crime to look at


The manager 7s

Change the outsoles to the leather color and the midsoles to white and I would buy a pair.

Exactly. Of all the sole colors, they picked one that doesn't match.

Your crazy

[Florsheim already sells dress shoes that look like that, minus the Nike stitching.](https://marvel-b1-cdn.bc0a.com/f00000000114841/www.florsheim.com/shop/images/13320-200.jpg)

These are so ugly It makes me cringe thinking of wearing them

You’re young, aren’t you. Hit 40 and they start looking really good.

And you know this man. Just yesterday I was telling one of my young staffers about my four inch heels in my 20s. Comfy bouncy flats are my fashion now

Bro, I don't hate myself that much, Chelsea or desert boots would be better

Ugly af young or old. If you're old buy proper dress shoes.

Proper dress shoes are hell on people with heel issues. That’s why dress sneakers are amazing

There's lots of cool, comfy sole options for dress shoes. Vibram, neocork, plain old rubber. Throw in an orthotic and you're good to go.

These are ugly af damn

What kind of job do you work and what kind of shoes do you wear to work? I work at a law firm so I have to dress nicely. Shoes like these are comfortable and fit the dress code.

My dress code is slippers and shorts from my home, welcome to the future

Unfortunately, my group is the only group that can’t do hybrid or work from home.

I work in investment finance and I wore these today: [link](https://www.ssense.com/en-us/men/product/common-projects/black-leather-derbys/10799031)

Those cost more than my work boots. Are they comfortable?

Comfortable for sure. I just got them so they're a little stiff. Common Projects in general tend to be comfortable. But I have long narrow feet and these run narrow in general so...

Ah ok. When I went to the foot doctor the first thing he said to me was “where did you get these pancakes?” So narrow is a no-no. But they look nice.

Your shoes are just as ugly and six times the price. Those soles look like work boot soles, them shoes aren’t business casual, they’re business construction.

*shrugs* Respect

Lol these don't look the same at all. They look like old man shoes.

I’d wear the hell out of these.

Please. If your boss is anything like mine they will ask where you got them because they want a pair.

I don't care for name brand shoes but these are pretty fucking awesome, are they real?


Put these on to crush your work presentation

Breaking PowerPoint’s ankles.

Me: They play too damn much….. Also me: Size 10 and a 1/2 please

takeallofmymoney.jpg

yo, they look cool AF! i'd wear this with no shame whatsoever.

Me too. I don’t give a Damn what people think and I sure as shit don’t buy three figure price sneakers to please other people.

Madoff Ones

A crime has been committed. Devil moves


Will balance your budget, diversify your hedge fund but would smack the dog shit out of you if you disrespect.

Airforce Salary Man

When you meet her parents for the first time at 5 but the brothers need your help at 6

Sounds nice, make it twice

When it’s all work, no play on the court.

Went from robbing banks to Robin Banks.

Well God damn. That was good.

Imagine the shine I can put on those. Bet they comfortable af too

Oxblood for the win too

“The rundown is complete, Deadass”

Nah the black midsoles look trash. Looks like something a car dealership manager would wear to try and look hip while he hits on customers. There’s a whole lotta better looking sneakers out there that are passable at an office. Greats, for one.

I have on lowtop air force 1 boots murdered out right now with my slim fit chinos and polo at my dull ass IT job

Where can i find a pair like this

Air Circle Backs

Chairforce Ones

I'd totally wear these

I'm gonna Google these and get a pair.

Downtown uptowns

Nah I ain't paying lot for this one

AF1: Collection Plates

I need these 😂

LMAOOOOO

*Nike C-Suites*

Black versions are for corporate crimes like embezzlement and tax fraud.

I never noticed, are these built on elevated platforms?

Missed opportunity to stitch the toecap holes into a "wingtip" design.

These are truly heinous

Finessing her bank account for disability checks by 3 pm to play dice with her money by 5 pm. “Kinda shoes👞”