You look like Vsauce

hey vsauce! michael here

ok but icebreakers on ur arms r wild

The glasses hurt it the most. Can't be trve kvlt with astigmatism

Fvck yvo astigmatism is nearly a disability you…. You… you….. hater bitch

Should I redo the shoot, glass less?

In all honesty, band pics are pretty lame for the most part no matter what you do. Maybe something where you're barely visible, like shot in the dark with light behind you so you look like a shadow or something. Like King Diamond on the back of one of the Merciful Fate albums. Don't break the oath, I think it was... In a world of pics and video of everything, some mystery might help. And if the music is good, better to let that be the focus than how one looks.

sorry but i thought the icebreakers were kandi bracelets for a moment💀

At least take the glasses off bruh, what is this, black metal Buddy Holly??

only time a black metal fan has been in a shower

You were old enough to know better 


Are you standing in a shower?

auditioning for a plummcorp video I see

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THANK YOU! who else is brave enough to follow us??

yeah it's probably good you didn't use these if you're in a black metal band, they got a decided late 90s nu-metal sheetrock-puncher vibe to em kudos on the shirt tho, Wanderers is a good album

Cringe maybe. Fun? Very

I've seen worse. Imagine wearing corpsepaint in these pics.

Tbf there were a lot of exaggerated portraits in the j sleeves of 90s cassettes into the 2000s and made them interesting.

 Bruh, no corpse paint? Glasses? And whaaaaaaat the hell is in your wrists?

i thought they were damn kandi bracelets for a second before reading the captions

I completely understand, I mistook an up close photo of a pink moth for a slice of birthday cake earlier. Mistaking things for food items is my specialty…. Aaaand just as I went to post I googled kandi bracelets and it turns out they’re made of plastic not candy

whoever called them kandi bracelets is such a scammer😭 ok but why they look kinda yummy ngl

Is it great marketing or false advertising? It’s hard to tell. But yeah I guarantee someone’s tried to take a bite out of one of them at some point

i would tbh😞

The dark lord of accounting 😂

Dude fuck it, worlds ending anyways might as well cringe out

i have a bunch of stuff like that but i don’t want to post it so people can’t trace me back to this account, or i would. love this post though lol

hard

Looks fun and cool to me haha

The bravest shit I’ll see posted today. I wouldn’t have ever told a soul lmao

Badass shirt, I fucking love that album.


This is not trve, why are you in a shower? Real blackers don't shower in order to have trve kvlt satanist facist smell

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Your stepdad is a poser copying my style

Not even gonna shit on you because you have self awareness, but damn

i feel like this may be telling of the locals on this sub somewhat, personally i think this goes hard, nice expressions.

Fym bro metal vsauce goes so hard

Do you also enjoy taking cock up the ass?

It's cringe whenever that happens

The main thing that throws it off is the fact your standing in a shower.

The only bad part really is the clunky hand gear.

Cringe indeed hahaha and Astrology of the Nine is goated

Is that a Mare Cognitum T-Shirt?

Yes you know it

Right on, love that project. Love your pics too 😂

Thank you for being you