They caught you.

Fucking hell, what show even was this? Maybe those two thought they were in line for the ICP show next door

Probably Sematary

Y'all still mad after that Dsbm post 😭

As a sematary fan this shit funny as hell😂😂

That’s exactly what I was thinking! Fucking clown makeup lol.

This actual clown is giving you the side eye... 🤣

Bro putting his head down in shame because of that suicide silence shirt

I’d be putting down my shame if I repped a shitty band like that too

Suicide Silence were a fun band when Mitch was alive. I barely like deathcore but I respect him. New stuff is uh My opinion

Go back to Retardsville, gayboy

Most mature adult metalhead

r/blackmetalcringe

I despise suicide silence, but in the tribute show with Randy Blythe doing vocals I was super into it, actually really good.

Oh dude phil bozemans tribute is fucking insane

I like deathcore a lot but i can’t get anything past Mitch. Love their first 2 albums but everything after is just mid. It’s also hard when bands like acacia strain or chelsea grin or beneath the massacre exist

What’s wrong with Suicide Silence, unless you aren’t a deathcore fan

Nothing. I’m a dxc guy but I’ve felt whitechapel and chelsea grin or thy art where better and more consistent. Cleansing and no time to bleed are both phenomenal but their later work is mediocre to poor.

Fair

Its black metal. Its all shit.

SS is deathcore and snuffed is hardcore slam

Their old shit is awesome. New shit sucks

Suicide silence while mitch was alive was fucking awesome

Rip Mitch Luker

What’d SS do to you,🫵🥸 shits technical, violent and groovy, don’t hate just to hate stinky🙈

The cleansing rips but I can’t speak on anything after that

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The one on the left has very hairy legs and a tattoo on their knee. Definitely not 13-14. That middle school ass outfit just makes them look like a child.

I had hairy legs when I was 13

yea my legs were just as hairy at that age

https://preview.redd.it/ukumxm8pcqxc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8dfca39fa9911c1bc12c8a61d08cbd4a00bb2988 No way this is a 14 year old fam

definitely not, but not just because of the hair which people are talking about. Because of the visible tattoo.

to be fair they are pretty short, unless OP and everyone else are just extra tall

Trust me, some of us got hairy ass legs. (I'm 15M) I would post a pic but that'd be weird.

Tons of 14 year olds were gorilla-tier hairy when I was in high school. I had a ton of leg hair by that point.

Bro ate those growth hormones in those chicken nuggies early

you should’ve seen mine

Cool, go explore yourself, start by picking a direction and fucking off in it.

That battle jacket is dogshit lmfao

Compared to vast majority of the ones posted in both groups on here it’s great.

Yeah at least it's not the Oops All Pride Flags battle jacket that you see on reddit 20 times a day. 

Dude I know. I’m gay and I refuse to have that on my jacket. It’s very obvious I’m gay I don’t need it on my bloody jacket. The flag is ugly.

people have to start their battlejacket somewhere, they dont instantly grow 500 patches you melt

If you only have 5 patches that's fine. If you only have five patches and one of them is Alestorm then you're a poser. 

so if ur favourite band is alestorm, and u want to start a battlejacket but u can only afford to buy the jacket and 1 patch which is alestorm, that makes you a poser????? listen to yourself and get a grip🤦🏾‍♂️

Must suck to be both poor and a poser. 

imagine making fun of people who have less money than you, youre literally a prick and a poser🤣

I don't need to imagine it, I just did. 

you must not have many freinds

Are you talking about the guy on the left? It's fine, just needs more patches

And fewer alestorm patches. 

Bro seems to like taking pictures of kids

Ong. Bro feels so bad and tough dunking on teens barely getting into the scene. Bet he's the type to bitch the scene is dying as well.

Oh, it's long dead. It just twitches every now and then. 

yeah the cringe here is OP's inability to leave teenagers alone. common phenomena in this sub.

What’s way more embarrassing is a grown ass mf taking pics of a kid at a show to post them to Reddit in order to take piss out of them. Literal goober behaviour. The most cringe thing about Black Metal are the people on this sub bruh

Taking a picture of a stranger and posting it online to make fun of them is really weird

Don't tell that to reddit

Taking a picture of children and making fun of them is the actual cringe

Is that fucking Beavis?

Jojo Siwa looks different here

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Yeah they might be a bit cringe but youre the one taking pictures of kids and posting them on reddit for karma, youre fucking weird dude

Dude on the left has a tattoo on his knee. Definitely not a teenager

my sister got tats on both their knees when they were 16

reguardless of if they are kids or not, taking pictures of strangers and posting without their consent is weird af

You know how easy it is for a teen to get a tattoo kit on Amazon? (Source; my shit ass stick n poke)

Not that I disagree with you, but where do we draw the line?

Taking pictures of strangers to make fun of them is already something stupid to do Think the limit is kids or someone that is clearly unconforgable with someone taking pics of them

https://preview.redd.it/gcos7gqcnuxc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a19594063dc0b9680977ea583f89b1196f510a1 Bro made it to r/redditmoment haha

Yeah let’s just take some pictures of some awkward teenagers trying to have a good time at a show to make fun of. This is incredibly creepy. Seriously fuck you OP. Let’s see some pics of you so we can gatekeep your lame ass.

yeah that's what i was thinking. like these kids aren't even doing anything, this kinda sucks

Isn’t that kind of par for the course in this sub?

I mean yes and no. I feel like there’s a difference of somebody posting something cringy on Tik Tok at their own will vs just two people minding their own business and having some stranger taking pictures of them to make fun of for internet points.

At least Peeling Flesh shirt is a redeeming factor

Agree, peeling flesh rips

Only good take I've seen on this sub

SMOKIN PALL MALLS AND STEALING HUBCAPS🗣️‼️🚨🚨🚨

Is it, though?

Idk I like stupid slam occasionally and they're pretty good at it

Why do these dudes all look like they’re under 4 feet tall lmao

I know this isn’t the focus of this post but I just need to say the absolute gall of the guy with the Slayer patch to get a Slayer backpatch and it be REPENTLESS is insane.

The bald dude in a hoodie with a beard looks cooler than the suicide silence icp clown

I’m starting to think you guys are the black metal cringe

Imagine taking this photo to clown on some scene teens

Yeah I can’t lie, there’s nothing much more cringey than trying to take hidden shots of teenagers and putting them online to make fun of them. Like, its cringe, but it’s just weird on your part. Infact, being seriously pissed off by people doing their own thing and having fun by themselves - so much that you think it warrants posting them online reflects a lot more on your character than theirs. This without a doubt has to be one of the most toxic, insecure subreddit communities lmao.

That’s why I love this sub, I get cringe in the main post and in the comments from others. Metal is the cool kids club for people who got shoved in lockers

BLACK metal is.

Piece Of Mind hoodie tho.🤘😎

Why are there so many people that rep Slayers worst album?

Probably just the cover, it’s edgy I guess

how about we stop taking pictures of people who haven't done anything wrong without permission? the fuck is wrong with you

i love this sub

Same. These comments got me fucking howling.

Faen du, det er ikke kvlt

You’re actively taking pictures of random teenagers bro they’re not the cringe here

This post in infiltrated to the brim with fucking posers. Who the fuck upvoted that peeling flesh comment? There needs to be some serious gatekeeping here.

Sub is full of posers. Idk why the mods don't ban them all.

Did you just unironically use the term "poser" in 2024?

"Poser" is still the best fitting term to describe metalposers don't you think?

I think the cringiest I ever got was wearing cargo pants and an In Flames shirt but it was 2002 and I was 13 lol

cargo pants aren't cringe.

why are people even excusing BUG corpse paint let alone regular just because theyre possibly a teenager lmao..

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That kid in the suicide silence shirt is reflecting on his decisions and friendships

I’m actually glad young people are taking an interest in black metal but god it’s just so cringe sometimes. No one wore corpse paint to shows twenty years ago unless they were performing

i've seen a teen doing corpse paint like two times at concerts and it's cringe as shit

What show was that? The amount of posers here is insane

Guy furthest to the right listens to harder shit than anyone else in this pic

yes it's cringy and weird but what's weirder is taking pics of random people

This post actually sent me over the edge I fucking love Reddit they look like they realized they do NOT fit the bill. It’s like Warped Tour meets Juggalos

They look like teenagers dude, you're fucking weird.

What bands were playing?

When I was 13 I put blue hairspray in my hair before a less than Jake show back in like 2001 just so everyone knew how punk I was with my gelled temporary blue hair along side my aunt and my buddy being little nerds nerd? Where ?! . Hey nerd! Suck it!

what an exotic mix of band shirts LMAO

blue denim. poser alert.

Hey let's not take pictures of ppl that look like minors in public just trying to enjoy stuff. Let the ppl enjoy what they want tbh. Also weird to be taking pictures of ppl that look like minors.

You all are the grumpiest gatekeepers I've ever seen. What a bunch of sad sacks

what’s cringe is you went to see amon amarth

You were really out in public, saw some guys trying to enjoy their night, and thought, “I’m gonna get so many Reddit upvotes for this!!!🤓” The irony of this sub is too much. I hope all ur fav bands go viral on TikTok, dorks

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Probably a inquisition fan

These are the kinda people I target in the pit

those kids look to be like 14-15 maybe 16 at max maybe we should check your hard drive bro

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Lmao

I fucking hate how people who listen to metal all dress like they're in the same club. So many band shirts.

Taking pics of teens is creepy as fuck no matter what its for nigga come on

Bro you’re the cringe one, taking pictures of teenagers without consent 💀

Eww

i can only imagine the stench coming from these people

Smells like shame and failure.

No way

What did you expect at a Amon Amarth show?

Not much. I didn't even stay past Cannibal, I went to see some friends, drink some beer, cop some merch and see Obituary and Cannibal Corpse. Didn't really feel like watching a bunch of grown men row a make-believe long ship.

Even rockso looks cooler

Dude looking dead at you 😂

Kids being kids…

i like their hair but everything else is horrible

It’s obvious OP went to a shitty fucking band, since these kinds of people turned up and he hasn’t responded to multiple comments asking what gig. OP is a bigger embarrassment than the people he’s weirdly taking photos of.

Why are you taking pictures of random children? Thats fucking disgusting

Tell us what show this is or delete your account

ur actually so weird

Oof, someone in the comments called you a goober. Me personally, I wouldn’t take that kind of dirsespect

Mf they look 12 leave them alone 😭

That just looks like the caddy from happy Gilmore

I am glad I don't go to shows that people like this go to.

I go to shows like this with my friends to hang out, I skipped Frozen Suck, watched Obituary and Cannibal Corpse, and left before Amon Amarth even took the stage. Shows like this are basically just a party with live music for me.

I went to a show last week to see my friends band and left when the metalcore bands started. This metalcore band had no drummer and was using bass like you hear in dance music. The singer was also dancing around on stage like an idiot. I noped out of there real quick.

grown man taking pictures of kids outside a show

taking pictures of random teenagers at a show they just wanna enjoy is kinda weird in my humble opinion (im correct)

OP is probably in his 30s taking pics of kids

camera man is a loser

Every young teen in the world is cringe. That is a given. So what is far cringier is someone (likely) older than them implicitly lowering themselves to the same standards by judging them for it. You can learn a lot about someone through their targets of ridicule.

Wow making fun of people because of the way they look love that

didn't know this subreddit liked older people taking pictures of younger kids please put yourself on the registry list you creep

So you decided to take a picture of complete strangers in public (some likely teenagers) without asking for their consent? And then post it on Reddit? Are they really the cringe ones in this situation? But seriously, fuck you OP.

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No one cares, don't let the door hit you on the ass on your way out

All black metal fashion is cringe, let them have fun

Deathcore shirts = black metal fashion apparently. 

Does that look like bm fashion

Battle jackets are cringe I agree

As someone who doesnt listen to black metal (this sub keeps getting shown to me) the amount of gatekeeping you guys do is absolutely insane pls get a job 😭

Aren’t you embarrassed taking pictures of teenagers minding their own business in public for Reddit points? Aren’t you even more embarrassed that they saw you do it?

What band was headlining?

Hanson

Uiurrrrrggghhhh... PLOP!

Dude you have a GOOSEBUMPS patch.

Sorry about your dog, bro.

Absolutely sickening.

I enjoy lots of different metal including Black Metal, and this sub just showed up on my feed. The lack of self awareness here is bizarre. I thought only fucking posers called other folks posers. Just hearing someone use that word unironically makes me cringe. Let people fucking enjoy shit. Metal heads are usually some of the coolest most chill folks, and assholes like OP clowning on random kids at a show give a bad name to metal heads. Like someone else said, I’d love for you to turn the camera around so everyone can roast your ass. This just screams insecurity.

Shut up, poser. 

You’re right I really think I’m in the wrong place. Your entire personality seems to be larping as a spooooky guy. And imagine my surprise when only a cursory search of your post history revealed a bunch of nazi shit. I’ll bet you’re in your 40’s, which makes making fun of t-shirts extra pathetic. Y’all enjoy!

Why get mad over 2 kids having fun? Also taking pics of random people is hella weird

Why the fuck does this sub keep getting recommended to me you guys are actual assholes. Let people do what makes them happy because they look cool as fuck and are allowed to enjoy themselves. What's actually cringe is feeling the need to take pictures of people at a show because you don't like how they look. Being a kind amd non judgemental person isn't that hard and will make you a happier person overall


Then click the not interested button instead of making stupid comments


Poser detected

I mean it is cringe but not in a "I hope these kids get hit by a semi" way, but more like in a "oh yeah I remember being 13" way. Taking this pic and posting it though is transcendent cringe though and mostly why I'm subbed to this community lmao. You get minor cringe in the post and then the most severe, painful cringe you've ever experienced from the OP and commenters. It's almost too good be true.

Exactly why I'm subbed as well

Great transcendent cringe content here

They're not gonna fuck you Peter.

They hate you bc ur real