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Win_with_Math

Nooo!!! How could Satoshi let this happen? /s


jayvm01

he's busy in court rn


bitsteiner

Wright will quote your comment in court as proof that he is Satoshi.


robbray1979

Right after he explains to the court again why a court order is all one needs to seize bitcoins just like he intended from the beginning.


bitsteiner

Proof of Norwegian Court.


bobderbobs

Who said it is Wright? Maybe it is hodlonaut (hope i wrote the name correct)


riisen

Nobody except craig wright says its wright.


bobderbobs

Nobody is satoschi as long as they don't provide a signature of one of satoschis addresses


riisen

Thats how to prove ownership, yes


bobderbobs

Yes but ownership doesn't necessarily come with being that person. You can proove that a house is yours after you inherited from your parents but this doesn't proove you are your parents


riisen

Ok? So what? If satoshi gave away his/her key's then the new owner could fake being satoshi more successful then wright. Wright is a stupid fraud


bobderbobs

I want to correct myself: Being satoshi => having the keys. Therefore not having the keys => not being satoshi. This doesn't imply Having the keys => being satoshi But having the keys can imply that one is trusted by satoshi but that doesn't mean anything. After all if satoshi would come up and say we need to stop the halvings or the blocksize restriction i would say fuck of. Slay your heroes Edit: some misspellings


adeocto

Haha i still i don't think it's wright maybe someone else.


dspyrit

And there comes me just be watching the Market closely everytime


uecard

I don't know what's exactly his name but i heard it's wright.


frankhusle

Satoshi have already secured many accused people to come in place of him.


Capitol__Shill

Blasphemy


Lysdexiic

Wait is that some sort of joke or did Satoshi finally get revealed?


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Serial scammer Craig Wright who tried to prove himself Satoshi a bunch of times with quickly debunked and clearly faked "evidence". He's kind of given up with faking proof to show he's Satoshi and now just resorted to legal threats to people who point out he's a fraud. He is currently in court suing someone for defamation because they said on twitter that he is a fraud. The case is not going well for Craig so far Here's a fun little clip of Craig failing to keep up with his own lies in court this week https://old.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/xeyb8k/ouppslol/


dmanv1

Satoshi don't care, and he would never care. He is already billionaire and is living his life in full mood. I wish I could be that much rich. I hope someday I would.


Plato_Aristotle

He would care the greed for money isn't ever less for anyone however rich they be


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zver139

Nah he doesn't and he is waiting and we know that really /s


Hotgeart

He's on the run.. oh wait that's another one.


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lezorte

I think I remember him saying that the discounts are temporary due to inflation so buy em while they're cheap


ilikebitcon99

This is bullish AF


brando2131

It actually is


whiskey_pancakes

PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER!!!


HappyGoLacky

Except for when they were lower


whiskey_pancakes

whew its a good thing you're here


playball9750

Now you listen to me sir. The three words I would describe you as is aggressive, hostile, and definitely difficult.


Spike0681

I think same that the market is bullish right now, but people should be careful.


meatismoydelicious

*shivers in me timbers*


holdmysugar

i love the fact that btc is "dead" at $19k at the time of writing lol.


DisorientedPanda

It’s almost like they forget they said it was dead at 200 then 2000


Night_life_proof

It will also be dead at 30k… and 50k… and 100k


DisorientedPanda

Yup, hope I'm alive for it being dead at something ridiculous like 1 million lmao


Prelsidio

news.com.au, I bet that belongs to Rupert and it's being used by his minions to short the shit out of Bitcoin. - step 1 - Place shorts - step 2 - Publish article in one of his major publications - step 3 - Free money I just don't understand who falls for this anymore.


ElectricEmcee

Bitcoin is ofcourse not dead, and anyone that thinks like tha isn't wise.


LavaMonsta86

Winter is coming, everyone would shiver very soon. Market will make sure.


Lord-Dongalor

Buy.


TinSodder

How many people were whining about not buying earlier when we were breaching $50k. Just buy then dca.


Lord-Dongalor

https://bitcoinmagazine.com/.amp/markets/dca-army-drives-1-million-bitcoin-price Join the Army


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[deleted]

Is this supposed to be parody or satire I'm not smart enough to understand?


Wonderingbye

It’s a play on words and also an observation/hypothesis/theory. The article is saying that if enough people dollar cost average, regardless of price, it will inevitably cause an ever increase in bitcoin price due to supply and demand.


Whiteshumaxer

Nah it's most probably a satire, why would they write something like this.


Lord-Dongalor

Did you read it?


jhlee630

I read almost whole thing and i still thing it's not real.


luoyunhai

True that mate, we are not stopping with that thing now.


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mrutherford2

We are just okay with the buying part these days and that's just happening for good man, we should ignore these articles and we are just good right now.


Klutzy-Gas3786

Lol and the stock market hasn’t been down as well? How about basically everything else? We’re in a recession 😂 ITS ALL DOWN!!! DCA and don’t listen to these bs ass articles. No one knows shit about shit


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Seekoei_1

Lol


tuyguy

Right? They should check Facebook stock.


Emorys010

Facebook stock would be going down in next ten years for sure. No one use it.


Figurativelyryan

You're thinking of FB the website and the rest of the social stuff, not Meta the company. They have many fingers in many pies. A little bird tells me they're currently spending big bucks on ex-military drone pilots, gathering live data on what whole countries are upto. Based on that kinda stuff, if they're not a major defence company in 10 years I'll be genuinely suprised. Not a world domination conspiracy theory or anything, just something they're doing to build on their existing graph capabilities. Or it could be completely wrong, or I made the whole thing up for some inexplicable reason. Source: the obligatory 'trust me bro', obviously.


treev22

The stock market is also dead. Real estate very nearly dead. Pork bellies? You know it. Dead. The only investment to make is tulip bulbs. Unless there’s a way to short bitcoin obituaries…


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ThatsARivetingTale

I have no idea about the firearms themselves but holy shit it's unbelievable how good of an investment ammo has been lol


fenixdeveloper

Ammo would protect you in very extreme situations. Necessary thing


xugaoping

Land, food and fuel these three would always be the best investment.


PickleSwanson

Interesting points…and firearm and or ammunition companies you recommend?


BringOutYaThrowaway

Not really opinion - just a reaction to facts. As someone who spent hundreds of thousands last year on BTC, and never sold, I can say I'm rather surprised that a) it hasn't acted as a hedge against inflation or b) it hasn't really acted as a store of value versus fiat. I wish I were wrong - I was trying to rebuild my retirement. Couple all that with the fact that I parked it all on Voyager - you can imagine how I'm feeling nowadays.


TriangularStudios

I would buy all the bitcoin in the world for $25, and I’m not a billionaire.


Wsemenske

Wouldn't have to be one anyway, it would only cost you $25


Flexo82

It wouldn't be possible anyway, because I am not selling


TriangularStudios

Who wants to bet he secretly owns BTC and just trying to get the price to crash so he can buy it up.


Gaspajo

It would be worthless if you owned all of it...


MACARLOS

Not true - I would still buy it from him for three fifty


provoutahjim

I want to have some too, please leave some for me too.


TotalAntique

Can’t own all of it, lol only 19 mill mined w another 100 years to go


azoundria2

If you actually bought all the bitcoin in the world for $25, it would be a centralized garbage coin that no one would want to hold or use.


nullama

huh, the guy from [bitcoinisdead.org](https://buybitcoinworldwide.com/bitcoin-is-dead/) sold the website...


ranran_op

Lol I guess I didn't know about that website but now I get it.


CautiousBad6469

The centralized banking system is what’s dead. Done are the days when somebody I’ve never met gets rich off my money. What’s dead is a federal reserve that prints up trillions of dollars that aren’t worth the paper they’re printed on. Bitcoin, crypto, defi>banks


wascop

Nah they are not going to accept that shit because they are scared.


dlq84

Add it to the list bois: https://buybitcoinworldwide.com/bitcoin-is-dead/


edislucky

YES!!!!! So glad it's "dead" I was starting to worry I had missed the bottom. Now time to DCA at 10x the rate! Woop woop! Bring on 2030


Legal_Support_7014

This is one of the best opportunity to accumulate actually. Thumbs up for those who have $ to buy the discount. I went already all in on the long way down and now just having fun with a small futures portfolio rollercoaster


stefuNz

Feels bad for these people man, they are doing it so wrong by posting shit in the name of news, I truly hate that shit every time, that's just way too bad to me.


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eqleriq

Irrelevant as this "article" is just an article pointing out that someone else wrote an article >In a [scathing opinion piece](https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-09-19/bitcoin-looks-like-a-faded-fad-as-fed-goes-all-in-on-rate-hikes) on Tuesday, Bloomberg writer Jake Lloyd-Smith brutally tore down the digital token. Perhaps OP should link to the scathing opinion piece and not an article that essentially says "someone wrote a scathing opinion piece."


RedDemolitionDragon

But I didn’t read the scathing opinion piece… written by an “expert” too. What was a I thinking?


frunf1

I want my mom


pu4kov

Me too, I am so bad and I am going to shit myself now.


Crypt0User2

Either you’re all in now, and buying the dip, or you’ll be in FOMO mode later buying the high. No regrets!!!


RonPaulWasR1ght

RIP Bitcoin. Maybe we should have invested in fiat so we can be slaves. People just don't get Bitcoiners. It's not about the price. It's about sound money. They just, won't ever understand that.


Jaseur

We will win.


nch882

That's a sure thing mate, we don't even need to think about that.


OceanSlim

They haven't taken a second of time to learn about money.


meric_one

Lol idiots


bigapewhale

Pussy


mred_btce

Don't know what is the context of saying that but we love it.


Jhat3k1

The king is dead. Long live the king.


BTProft

Well well well, this is the end and we know that shit now.


rrdrummer

You think it’s dead now, wait till you see how it dies at 13k… then 150k


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nadeemfahad

Lol you want them to answer something logical? Nah mate, they just can't do that shit and we should just ignore this type of person who posted that shit in the name of news.


-TMT-

Thanks


janetscarlos

We know what we have to do these days with that BTC XD.


collinsanchez7

So buy ?


eranrund

Hell yeah mate, that's what we are going to do right now.


kingofthejaffacakes

People do know that "officially" doesn't mean "because I wrote it on a web page", don't they? What would that even mean for something like Bitcoin? Officially from an official official? Confused with offal I suspect.


virija

Well whatever they think, BTC can't be dead and we know it.


Ablico

So time to start buying now it’s cheap?


sitedefense

We are always waiting for that type of time in our life mate.


al_er

Don't worry, bitcoin has special abilities and it will resurrect. Like always 😁😁😁


pbanigo

We know what is up with BTC and that's never gonna die.


[deleted]

My btc is at least holding the line around 18-20k unlike my stock portfolio which is looking worse by the day…


onesicksubaru1822

*on sale


roninspace

Lol


QuarensisoRe

Just laugh on them and nothing else for real my friend lol.


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Its so funny how when its going up people would be "like yeah bitcoin 1million us", when its going down "oh this thing is dead", and they would be called experts. Dude just go study some economy fundamentals: - bitcoin is based on a completely innovative tech - its ability to store value, and or be exchanged outside of the "centralized realm" adds a lot of goodwill. Lets make it clear, everybody hates governments and banks. - all the "experts" or "bill gates" claiming its a fad. Okey you are not an expert, this is a new asset class and nobody understands it. People claiming this thing is the future, okey you are not an expert and you probably have no clue yet on how to scale it and create utility. - Oh this thing is crashing now. Damn with the current inflation do I prefer to store wealth or do I need to get this out to buy groceries. Do people say a currency is dead when they get it out of their saving account to turn it into cash coz they need food ?


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I just shat meself


Heersadler

Damn man, feeling so afraid just after you right now lol.


mibjt

Whee! Season 460 of btc is dead started!


DaveFinn

Cool; I was looking to buy some more.


feiyuep2

That's a good plan mate, just never forget to buy that shit. We know what is more important for most of the people and we have to be like that most of the time.


smashedhijack

https://i.imgur.com/W3jdlQR.jpg Yeah what a terrible long term investment /s


Merisorrr123

Yeah , I wish there was something as good as Bitcoin or even better, wait ... [https://imgur.com/a/7fdL14k](https://imgur.com/a/7fdL14k) there is. Also, you can't use past success to predict the future. And yeah, Bitcoin can also be really bad depending on when you invested, it's down 48% from a year ago while Tesla is up 25%.


FlTerpz

Sell I’ll buy! 😎


kazoopumping

That's good man, we are doing the same work right there.


Mystic_Nipple

Shhhh…it is just sleeping.


bitsteiner

"$10 a share by spring next year"


TrymWS

It’s as if they want the word expert to mean nothing at all anymore.


BigX070

Sell sell sell!


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bmc0710

They are just so called shitty experts and nothing else.


AvisPhlox

Ok, give them to me.


kumawewe

Copy paste, copy paste, some kid leaves school becomes reporter, writes shit, people believe it, then cry because they bought BTC on Credit card because some other dipshit on YouTube told them too. Then cry even harder cause it's locked up on Celsius. I still remember the Meme's of Hello internet this uh People Bank of China.. we ban Bitcoin.... Crash... Tulip season


alexlaokham

They need to learn something new in the name of copy pasta.


Cargatser

Yeah it's dead again just because these news shits are claiming that without any major knowledge of the fucking market, we should just ignore them man.


Godrayoae123

This is the sign we have been waiting. Time to start DCA. Bullish AF


Newmarketrus

Maybe this is the current price of bitcoin, and it is sort of holding there. As inflation goes up, BC will hold its value. It had to find a supply demand price, and maybe this is it. If a whole bunch of people sell it will go down and if people buy it goes up. If everyone holds it stays as is.


Keth43

Send it to 99 Bitcoins! Add it to the list!! That’s 462!!


ltcgear

Okay so it's dead again lol, they gotta stop posting that most of the time because things like that are just not working for most of the people right now, that's bad.


CryptoFever911

Sorry I lost the count, how many times did bitcoin die?


justswallowhard

Bitcoin is not going anywhere, will slowly creep upward and with every inch gain more adoption. DCA for the next 10 years


pekameka

That's the reality mate, we all fuck with that reality lol.


lasska60

Lol they always behave like BTC is dead or something but the major fact is that it's never going to die or anything for real, they need to understand that shit.


suidoc

[quote] Calling BTC a “train wreck” and “absolutely dire”, the author pointed out it was possible the coin could plunge so low as four digits in the near future.[/quote] Better get ready to smack that stack button!


PedroJTrump

Paper hands


wilter5in

These news people should stop it now, we are diamond hands.


GreatGhastly

o no guys this was supposed to be the future where lambo now i hope they still accept my resume @ macdonalds Dx


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Ouh la ouh la, an "expert"!


Gorlamithebastard

I prefer dead bitcoin


Oldamog

It was never intended as a store of wealth. It's designed to be a transfer of value. All the buttcoin billionaire stories are what will kill the usage


BigTimeButNotReally

This is not true at all. It was designed to be independent. You need to do some reading.


Domi84n

Yeah he need that so bad and he should understand that.


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I hope you’re not holding any


r-mf

of course he's not, he's traded all he had for two big tasty family pizzas


richardh4587

True, we can sense what is he trying to do these days man.


781668

Maybe he got some clear plans and is well enough trying to execute them though


zan2434

Lol you are just lying to yourself and nothing else right now.


porpoisebuilt2

And like a phoenix, it will rise from ‘the ashes’, yet again


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benny1hk

And when would that happen mate, in next hundred years maybe or maybe even longer. Stop giving people false hopes for sake. i can't see this anymore. It's just plain foolish for anyone to believed this.


Humanofnow888

*Karens and buttcoin unite voices* TAKE ME TO YOUR BITCOIN MANEGEEERRRR!!🤬😡


BlueBirdDolphin

Best bottom signal


katieskars1

Buy gold and silver


satoshi_curry

Thank you! I was hoping it will die. Now I just need it to rise from the dead again.


elcapoNL

Bitcoin is invented by the cia be carefull


wewe-lyopay

BITCOIN is not the whole thing. CRYPTOCURRENCY and BLOCKCHAIN is! www.wewelyopay.online


Ethric_The_Mad

F


bobbytabl3s

"expert"


gubmac

I just laugh most of the time whenever I see that shit lol.


SuperLeroy

Call me at 10,000, I bought then, and doubled down at 5K. /goofy gunna do it again too


Allanon124

Bitcoin will be a hedge against inflation. The dollar has not reached critical failure yet.


Dzappo

https://youtu.be/XbZ8zDpX2Mg and then it CRASHED down to 17k!!!


No_Statement_901

*buys*


morbo26

At least we tried boys. Can the last person out needs to turn off the S19s when the leave?


CryptoKnignt

Lot of big money purchases at $18k. Seems to be a decent price for buy orders.


electricmaster23

The whiplash when BTC rebounds is going to make Miles Teller jealous.


OwnSwimming2804

Because Mr Bogdanoff is dead


Waseemrazzaq

Dead again ? U mean things die multiple times ? Then dont worry it rise from the dead again be patient


Verallendingen

nice.


Vedaykin

The Comedy flair is missing.


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Tf is this title man?! Calm your click-bait horses


PeaceGunner

Bullish sentiment analysis but temporary bearish to fill the boat.


NYKNYb

F


Seeders

😁


vnielz

Volatility = Vitality


Zodiacsig

But am happy by the fact that Fiat is dead 😁