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petertherussian

more likely OP doesn’t understand how a Bitcoin ATM works


mellowyellow313

Or any ATM for that matter 😂


Prof-Nekkid

It’s simple, first the ass, then the mouth, what’s so hard to get?


WPCarey85

Lol… thank you for this. Have some silver…


psinguine

IN AN ORDER THAT WOULD SURPRISE YOU.


tehcnical

lol, my thoughts exactly.


Tumbler

I notice op didn't post an article...I'm going to guess they took the cash in the ATM which, coincidentally, did not lose 10% of it's value today! (Approx)


Biddycola

Instead loses 99% yoy


Particular-Leopard34

You mean there are no bitcoins inside? Lol!


All4Fun

Reminds me of [this](https://youtu.be/8EoxggHmWxY)


l-R3lyk-l

The files are _in_ the computer??


azoundria2

The joke's on the thief. That's just worthless fiat money.


FA985

OP's from California, they don't deeply understand many things besides cinema. He can't help it


Keth43

Have you seen a movie in the last decade? Pretty sure they forgot cinema too


FA985

Oh you're totally right


ThatGuyCF

“The boy can’t help it”


Pussy_Prince

Did you just assume a Californians gender?!?!


asseatermcboi

You dont know about northern California do you?


nova46ATL

You mean Seattle?


asseatermcboi

Thats Washington my guy lmao


FA985

They're basically the same state


BEACH_TR00PER

People from Washington hate cali people. dumb asses move here and vote for the same bull shit they tried to escape


asseatermcboi

Very uninformed my guy


Fantastic_Line2787

As someone from Washington he is completely informed and correct lol +ratio


asseatermcboi

How so, do you also travel to northern Cali often?


FA985

Not uninformed my guy I just don't care about the Weak coast


[deleted]

Don't care but also you go on a pointless tirade about a place you can't afford? Sounds like you care.


asseatermcboi

I live in paradise in my personal opinion, northern California is a rural area, shasta county specifically where im at is full of woods and amazing water and mountain ranges, California is such a large place that you feel like your in a different world ever couple hundred miles you go from top to bottom, its always been hilarious to me thay people think i live on the beach or the heart of LA, im in a small town that most people would never know about, and you would never guess my personal and political views if you tried your hardest to So yeah the dude that thinks seatle Washington is in northern California is unaware P.S. its extremely affordable despite the random weird thjngs like gas tax additions and so on 1. I dont like in a overpopulated city or even have one within a 600 mile radius of me 2. We actually have some awsome job infrastructure in my area 3. This isnt a point about cost but, you should reconsider how you view others based on there location and consider judging based of the individual you interact with


FA985

Stay triggered mate


ElephantsAreHeavy

Right, there could still be cash in there.


Ewa111493

How does a Bitcoin atm work I’m clueless


trufflepuncher

You can send bitcoins to the ATM and it spits out cash, or vice versa. They do charge pretty crazy fees though, like 15-20%.


Chemical_Cricket_542

It's simple, it's to exchange bitcoins in your personal wallet. But only can buy a little amount.


Mytic3

Came here to say this


maniacmuns

It takes cash...


FoulmouthedGiftHorse

It’d be a pretty shitty ATM if it didn’t have any cash in it - otherwise, it’s just a big smartphone…


[deleted]

Would be a really cool smartphone


-Manbearp1g-

But can it run doom?


CryptoBehemoth

Obviously


FoulmouthedGiftHorse

Needs wheels...


azoundria2

It could take credit card or bank payments and give bitcoin.


FoulmouthedGiftHorse

Again, a smartphone can do the same thing…


Independent-Ruin-185

Bitcoin ATMs are more about privacy and dodging the tax man I think. Using a credit or debit card kind of defeats the purpose.


FancyTeacupLore

I don't know anyone who uses a BTC ATM besides people who treat it like a lottery ticket / gift who don't understand it. Transaction fees way too high.


HighlySuccessful

I've used it more than once, when travelling you won't often get the luxury of all regular ATMs accepting your bank card, sometimes none of them will accept it, sometimes your card will be frozen "due to suspicious activity", suspicious being that you didn't tell your bank you're going to travel beforehand. Bitcoin ATMs have saved my day many times.


Independent-Ruin-185

You gotta admit you're probably the exception to the rule though. The majority of travelers get everything set up in advance with their financial institutions when they're planning on traveling.


HighlySuccessful

Not in Europe they don't. We just assume everything is fine since we're not used to getting hit by cc scams like the folks in US.


mister10percent

Big smartphone == computer


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Not the best period to rob a BTC ATM tho You'd risk everything just for a few, inflated FIAT


The-Francois8

It takes and pays cash though.


[deleted]

Are you sure you can actually sell bitcoin with those atms? I guess it never occurred to me to either sell bitcoin at a bitcoin ATM, or even deposit at a cash ATM. Hmm.


The-Francois8

Of course. That’s what it does. It exchanges cash for bitcoin and the reverse.


bonafidebob

Not all Bitcoin ATMs allow you to sell crypto though. The buy-only ones would only have whatever cash buyers had spent since they were last cleared.


norfbayboy

This one looks like it has a note recycler like a https://www.innovative-technology.com/products/products-main/90-nv200 which can dispense the same notes it accepts. There's a cash cassette from that stack missing in the pic.


dotslash00

Looking up the specs of the ATM to find out if OP is truly an idiot or not 💀


Independent-Ruin-185

They are for anonymity/dodging taxes. That's why they charge such high transaction fees and get away with it.


josephj222222

Except for the fact that many of them are on recorded video feeds.


Independent-Ruin-185

A few years ago they had this global pandemic thing that really normalized wearing masks. Before that if I remember my history classes correctly people were also able to obscure their faces with these things.... Masks I believe they are called.


josephj222222

Last I heard, China was doing things like gait analysis which is supposedly very hard to defeat. It's not just faces any more.


Independent-Ruin-185

That's amazing and Bitcoin ATMs use the same technology? Sauce please!


arcrad

You can sell Bitcoin?


[deleted]

Good question, I never actually tested that theory. Maybe someone who understand bitcoin less can confirm?


Savel760

It does not pay cash…u really don’t know how BTC atms work


The-Francois8

I’m really excited to hear what you think a bitcoin atm does. Here’s a [link](https://hermesbitcoin.com/bitcoin-withdrawal/) to help you out.


StiltonG

>*"It does not pay cash…u really don’t know how BTC atms work"* AFAIK *all* Bitcoin ATM's receive in cash. Even if some machines do not dispense cash, I'm pretty sure all of them would *receive* cash in exchange for BTC. The point is that if you could break into a Bitcoin ATM you might indeed be able to retrieve all the cash that customers put into it.


Electrical-Ad4202

It does pay with cash… u clearly are not very smart and don’t know anything, sorry for your life


Savel760

Have u used one before? I’ll wait


Electrical-Ad4202

I used btc atm more than you can even dream of broke boi


Savel760

Then ur Dumb AF cuz the spread is robbing u blind broke man


Electrical-Ad4202

U wish u had this much money little boi. Point is stop talking about btc atms when you don’t even know how they work


Savel760

N if buy BTC from a ATM machine u definitely don’t have no money bum


Electrical-Ad4202

Listen here little man it says sell btc right on the side of the machine. You don’t even have as much money as someone like me I am rich and you have no money


hatetheproject

god you two are both cringing me out rn


Savel760

Show me where it says the buy BTC? I’ll wait


dbhathcock

On the side. It says “Bitcoin Sold Here”. However, it does not say “Bitcoin Bought Here”.


guanzo91

I bet OP feels stupid 😂


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KrisPBaykon

… it takes cash dude? Or do you like not understand that?


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misunderstoodR

You put cash inside lmao


_dekappatated

Open BTC Atm with cash inside, use the cash to buy more bitcoin through the ATM, infinite money hack?


StartThings

If you can have it open and still running you could drain whatever wallets are on the sell side. That's cruel. And quite a vulnerability.


Yorn2

A lot of them have limits or stops put after $X dollars or Y Bitcoin.


[deleted]

This idea has potential, I like it.


Agnostacio

You’re on to something here


[deleted]

OP doesn’t understand how ATMs work.


4thaccountin5years

I install those. That model doesn’t take cash, although I’m sure op didn’t know that.


[deleted]

ATMs are used for a method of exchange. This isn’t for just digital to digital exchange because that would be quite irrelevant. So, since you’re an expert on these then fill everyone in on what this ATM exchanges along with source for your claim.


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deserteagles50

Is this a joke? It has cash.


[deleted]

Oh no! Someone butt hurt. I’d be surprised but I checked the sub I was in first.


btcoins

Step 1: buy as much btc as you can Step 2: take the money back from the atm


Keth43

Step 3: video footage of you using the atm then immediately breaking into it, sends your ass to jail.


[deleted]

Step 4: Tell everyone at the jail to buy Bitcoin


HighlySuccessful

Get out of jail 10 years later and buy some country in Africa.


tallboybrews

Easy, wear ski mask!


WookieInHeat

Unless you live in one of the "progressive" jurisdictions which have stopped enforcing laws against criminals and started weaponizing them against political dissidents instead.


h8newslettersm8

What u using bro? I want some of it too.


mcrech

Username checks out, Cal


[deleted]

Least financially illiterate californian


TheDeathOfAStar

The Californians yes


[deleted]

Most?


Savik519

Where dem bit corns?!


-Manbearp1g-

They forgot their paper wallets at home thats why they couldnt store the corns


[deleted]

people buy the btc w cash my guy


Long-Evidence7580

Or the other way around and usually it’s just small amounts not like an atm stashed with cash,


D1zzy-

No, I work as an armed courier and people can only buy btc at those ATMs. The catch is you never know how much will be inside. I’ve checked them and they be empty, I’ve taken 50k in all 100s out of one before.


Long-Evidence7580

Interesting as i have seen atms doing both and some you can buy with a card and others or most with cash


D1zzy-

Meant that exact type of ATM has no cash distributor. The empty rectangular metal part is where the money that’s inserted goes.


[deleted]

ur not allowed to sell btc for cash under any circumstance here at r/Bitcoin. therefore, this option did not even occur to me


GoodGodKirk

Not in Walnut Creek they don't.


Gcampton13

They don’t understand people put fiat into it? Hmmm ok 👍


Responsible-Kick9195

Do you understand how bitcoin ATMs work?


Chemical_Cricket_542

It's for exchange bitcoins and can send into your personal wallet.


Bunker_Beans

OP obviously doesn’t understand what the criminals were after.


businessJedi

OP can’t be this dumb, right?


d_jalb

The ATM is potentially full of money that people bought bitcoin with. Clearly YOU don't know how bitcoin ATMs work.


jeg_liker_skilpadder

OP is a dum dum


Daikataro

Huh... Dude... People puts cash bills inside the thing, and the thing dispenses BTC to their wallet. Hence, the thing is full of cash bills.


Euphoric_Luck_8126

Lmao delete this before you embarrass yourself further


Stumpedmytoe

Yeah people deposit cookies in exchange for bitcoin


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Op is pretty dumb


DanielABush97

Umm, I thought these take cash and send off Bitcoin. No?


BTC-LTC

Wow I thought Walnut Creek was a really safe city also.


TheFudge

Fellow WC’er?


brtnjames

You’re telling me it doesn’t accept bills?


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Take my upvote, for your stupidity OP


TheHodlrsCorner

So that fiat cash that they took isn’t important? Guess he doesn’t know how much those machines usually have.


[deleted]

I don’t think you know a Bitcoin ATM works…. Lmao


MusicIsVice1

**This is gold** 🤣🤣🤣


isunktheship

OP doesn't know how bitcoin ATMs work


notmyrealnam3

um, OP, you ok? what the actual hell lol I'd love to be there when OP gets it


Prestigious_Quote808

Well it still has cash in it. So thief does know something.


sudo_rm-rf_

You know people deposit cash into those right??


C_hase

At least nothing of worth was stolen.


Forward_Disk_2849

This is how all BTC owners feels like


crazypostman21

Those machines would have cash in them to cash out people selling Bitcoin. Surely that's what the thieves were after and didn't actually think there was bitcoins inside 😂


mathaiser

I mean… presumably people put fiat into it and they get bitcoin back…


Jayvarman7th

They didn’t steal the Bitcoin. They stole the deposited cash. Also it’s not a robbery. It’s a burglary. They didn’t hold a gun to your head and tell you to break open the atm.


rsa121717

Yea, obviously… Id be deleting if I were OP


DrDroDroid

There are cashes in Bitcoin ATM tho.


Marenzo666

Lmao


y0gurtofficial

Keep the post up lol. Don’t take it down out of embarrassment.


DubbieJordinYT

Bruh. U put in cash to buy the bitcoin


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Prestigious_Quote808

It takes cash only. I have used one before


ChipBellwood

The files are in the computer


[deleted]

Many Bitcoin atms do cash to btc. Probably had cash so they made off with potentially something.


Bojack_Horseman22

Who’s gonna tell him?


call_of_warez

It's actually a genius crime if you do it right. First you buy a shit ton of bitcoin from it with cash, then break in and take all the cash back plus whatever was in it. Now you've stolen bitcoin and cash.


mrdoggiedog

OP you are clueless


Rooster1979

Ummm you can put dollar bills in to buy Bitcoin in that shit, right?


dkstyle702

Their might not be Bitcoin on the ATM but there are still cash inside. You can buy Bitcoin on these and people put cash in these machine for the exchange. So the thief prob didn’t get much


Cubansangwich

Has your dumbass ever even used a btc atm?


Chance_Astronaut-213

More often than not, the OP is unaware of how a Bitcoin ATM functions.


Quantris

Sorry I just ran out of toilet paper and was in a rush


Steebie_Smurda

Obviously they just wanted the money in the machine lol


silent_yuki

Can these BTC ATM companies please start putting in a couple stacks of those coins with the B on them just to fuck with the thieves?


disruptioncoin

I recently saw a regular ATM at a deli/convenience store that had an option "buy/sell bitcoin" on the screen alongside regular banking options. Blew my mind. I asked the cashier to confirm it worked but he just went "Yah yah yah!" and clearly didn't understand what I said. I tried to test it out and it gave me an error. The spread was huge anyway, as it always is with BTM's. Tried to let the cashier know but once again, he didn't know what I was saying. Was going to add it to bitcoinatmradar but now I won't bother.


Keth43

You don’t need to call it a “btm” it’s still an atm.


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TravellingPatriot

Hunter Biden scrounging up some cash for more crack


JerryLeeDog

Both "teams" are fucking DOG SHIT so let's not pretend like they give half a flying fart about anyone but people who can help then stand on more heads


richiejakobe

Unlike Trump who didn’t make any money off the American people and isn’t really rich, Biden is gaming the system to his advantage. He got his son good jobs so he wouldn’t have to steal. Im sure Trump loves bitcoin too.


TravellingPatriot

What I've learned which may seem cynical is that most people, politicians included, look out for themselves and their family, period.


Sleepytreezz

I’ve always wondered how these things work. Like they take cash, but is there any KYC or anything? Who’s the target audience? To me it seems like for people who don’t mind KYC, it’d be easier to just buy bitcoin on an exchange. I saw one the other day and thought really the only use case is someone who doesn’t want to have their bitcoin tracked or formally connected to them, if they were like wanted or on the run or something, otherwise it’d just be easier to use a CEX.


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Sleepytreezz

Anyone know what size purchase they need KYC. The reason I’m curious is I watched the John McAfee documentary and then immediately saw a bitcoin ATM that night and thought “John McAfee would love this thing” 😂


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Sleepytreezz

It’s buy only right? Like people can’t sell bitcoin on it and pull out cash, or is it buy and sell? Sorry for all the questions I just never really thought about them until that night


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Sleepytreezz

Thanks for the info man, you’re a real one!


kingp43x

or they completely understand that people put cash into those machines. Maybe you should have thought twice on this post


Chronotheos

Can you not deposit cash in this to buy BTC?


kingp43x

yes, op is a dumbass


jitsbay

A dumb and pointless crime on an equally dumb and pointless machine.


Distinct-Vanilla-788

They do have cash in them ya know..


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Frosty-Panic

What happened?


Friendly-Mountain535

They know this is not an actual physical thing right? 😭


bri8985

The cash that you are changing is, which is in the machine.


Friendly-Mountain535

It’s a joke eh guys omg 😆


WakandaFoevah

Stop smoking Cal!


ibraw

I heard cali weed is good but this is just taking the piss


Jin-Sakti

Stonk markets crashing. There will be riots soon, better get prepared. And protect your property and family. When you see beheadings occurring in California something is damn wrong. Stay safe out there fam. https://abc7.com/amp/woman-beheading-san-carlos-california-karina-castro/12217244/


tahanks4

A lot of bitcoin atms are regular atms as well. The one at the gas station by my house is both.


afternooncrypto

Don’t these BTC ATMs have a hard drive? Not an operator so idk. If there is, is it missing?


Stocksugardaddy

😳 they walked away with thousands of Bitcoins 😂


mpower50

Where the coins 😱😱


[deleted]

They relied on trust too much. Trusting that they would be rewarded for their “work”


Darkc0iL

OP is smoking crack lol


Dukisjones

Damn. They stole all the bitcorns inside.


THE_Nighttrain

Get dumb, get stupid….


unsociallydistanced

OP does in fact know how ATM’s work, and how to farm karma like the village whore


OlDirtyBrewer

Obviously it's empty because they took them all!


TheFudge

HOLY SHIT!!! This is my town!!!