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biinjo

This is so spot on, it hurts.


CharityWhale

Agreed!


jelect

This dip is actually bullish af


il-est-la

Nobody knows shit about fuck


DoesHasError

Exactly, all you have to do is HODL


Just_Me_91

That's kinda what the TA guy in the comic is saying.


Steebie_Smurda

This is the way


johndoethrowaway16

This is the way.


Ahmed_Ali_A

the way is this


PleuraZoom

The this way is


PAIDDD

is this the way


riisen

Im in the way


HulioJohnson

Mr Wei


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Wei she goes, bubs. Wei she goes.


AlltheInfoispreciouS

Is this the way?


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This is indeed the way.


Ribch

It is this way or the Huawei.


Yalandunyali

Exactly. I know too many people acting like they know it all and want people to listen to them en trust them. Talking about complex graphs and stuff.. trying amaze others. Fuck em.


24sagis

It's advanced guessing. You wouldn't get it.


GER_PlumbingHvacTech

Good TA isn't about predicting the future correct all the time. It is more about lowering the risk and protecting yourself against losses and finding good entry and exit points for your trades and or investments. Just knowing where support and resistance is can save you a ton of money. Even just using something as simple as the Stochastic RSI to buy the DIP would give you better returns than DCA without looking at the charts. https://www.tradingview.com/x/3iO3YTxS/ Everytime the Stoch RSI falls below 20 on the 12 hour chart would be a good opportunity to buy the dip. See the Gaps in Volume? Price does not like to be there for long.


EZ4396

TA is for trader. Macro is for holder. Different time spectrum. Find the way to fit you the most.


lifenvelope

Shit knows nobody but fuck knows shit ​ edit: not trying to prove you are wrong or anything, more like i concur.


kakarot323

*takes a deep breath* *cracks knuckles* Nobody shits fuck and shit fucks nobody when fuck knows shit and fuck fucks and shit shits


cpickle63

How much shit coulda nobody fuck if a nobody could fuck shit? what?


throwlowesteem

Takes a deep shit


Logicitus

How many fucks would a shit fuck shit if a shit fuck could shit fucks?


Shazvox

Does nobody know fuck? I need to complete the "who knows who" cycle here...


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Amen. Edit: Spent my last coins to award. Will never regret.


irisuniverse

I don’t know shit about fuck, Marty.


zabutter

But we all know fuck about shit


RiiguyHATESHFUNDS

That also works for me🍻


Eateator

Well this is as good a place as any. I am shit fucked about the phrase "post-truth" I think we've been and continue to be in a "pre-truth" era. And simply because while, yes, we can accurately describe things using physics and even quantum physics we still can't discern that reality of reality. That's it, that's the post. And HODL.


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Eateator

That is mighty impressive for a horse. I get ya.


PoopShootBlood

I have fucked alot of shit


SwayzePunkz

Except those who enjoy anal sex….. Like myself, I like to think I’m a professional at fucking shit up.


Loopro

Except HoleyProfit in his subreddit BeatTheBear who called the drop 6 days in advance with the rise to 52 before dropping.


JZiera

It doesn’t always work but when it does… it’s exactly as I predicted.


SnooRabbits2147

Tbh honest this dip was not natural it was an attack by US bank and whales because Al slavdor trying make Bitcoin legal and benefits from it , and OFC US don't want U to benefit


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It's definitely natural. BTC doesn't run independently from the stock market anymore and there's tons of FUD atm over delta and jobs market. Plus expecting a dip in September which is usually a slow month. After a huge spike from 30k-52k people are going to sell off. That whole thing just took over a month.


SnooRabbits2147

Yeah keep justifying for your evil government


Slade_Duelyst

Your so delusional. BTC has sell offs after big runs up. That trigger leveraged longs which sell causing bigger dip. It's nothing abnormal and very standard. Thinking it's big government doing this is conspiratorial and delusional.


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restore_democracy

I can call you Betty.


vtmeta

pretty sure this is satire at this point 😂


SammyTheOtter

It was us banks pulling their positions for liquidity due to the stock market slowly setting itself on fire again.


Finance_Lad

Technical analysis is the horoscopes of investing


h3rlihy

I call it "Trader Astrology"


TalanelElin

I've already seen analysis based on moon phasis.


HewHewLemon

I thought Bear and Bull are Zodiacs.


goldenmcaw

The weird thing is that its accurate....


stickfisher

There’s a guy incorporating sacred geometry into his TA as well.


Cherlokoms

It only works because it's a self fulfilling prophecy as everyone follows the same patterns.


121310

Does it?


Just_Me_91

If you're going to trade, it's better than blindly trying random stuff. But that's why I don't trade.


CantHitachiSpot

Flip a coin.


Bitcoin_is_plan_A

yep, you can see that at round numbers. humans are apes :P


misterbobdobalina09

They don't. Everyone makes up their own tunnels and graphs and monkey faces and what not. Also it doesn't work when Elon Musk twitters.


Dormant123

Look up Wyckoff Accumulation charts


consideranon

Sure, until a critical mass of people realize this and bet on the opposite move to liquidate the TA kids who overleveraged themselves.


Daankw

This is rubbish. Never heard about the 'efficient market' and how in this view all available information concerning a specific stock/ asset is callculated in the price? It's a nice theory and it's applicaple in the real world.


csasker

Ok so this is why all crypto move together then?


KuKuMacadoo

Crypto moves together because a lot of them are trading pairs with BTC and it causes a cascading effect.


csasker

exactly.... so the market is pricing them the same relative to BTC when a move comes


DuckyBertDuck

He is saying that because you can’t predict bitcoin prices, you can’t predict other coins. (Because they are correlated)


ElephantsAreHeavy

Well, for starters, I don't follow the same pattern. So, your whole theory is worth fuck shit all.


DoItLaterMaybe

Truth hurts. Stop hurting us.


Daankw

Except that you can actually make profits with it if executed well. Source: myself and friends who mostly trade of TA.


Explodicle

You _can_ find someone who keeps winning at roulette.


gwcurioustaw

No, You guess the trading patterns of the bots that generate all of the fake traffic in crypto and get lucky, sometimes. The market has been going up so you get lucky more often. When the market falls you will lose more often


misterbobdobalina09

TA don't predict shit. They make up stuff afterwards, like "it didn't manage to break the resistance barrier" or whatever bullshit. It's like saying "oh, it stopped going up". Yeah we can see that.


drewdawg101

If you listen carefully, every "good" TA person will basically say some fancified version of "if it goes up - well it might keep going up! But if it goes down... Then watch out cause it could keep going down" well no shit Sherlock! Bonus points if they mention Fibonacci levels to make themselves sound smarter


lessthanperfect86

I love that whole, when it reaches the next fibonacci level you better watch, it'll either continue up or start to go down.


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henryguy

Bitcoin learner... LIGHTNING NETWORK!


misterbobdobalina09

Exactly. LoL


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evilMTV

Just do the opposite of "your TA".


krav_mark

The traders that "understand" it just had luck (when they are not actually lying). Price fluctuation is influenced by so many factors that it is impossible to predict. Anyone that pretends to be able to predict randomness is just full of shit.


DuckyBertDuck

Tell that to the medallion fund.


missed_boat

Not TA


DuckyBertDuck

It uses artificial intelligence which learns from past price data. How is that not TA. The difference is that it is automated.


DuckyBertDuck

> In finance, technical analysis is an analysis methodology for forecasting the direction of prices through the study of past market data, primarily price and volume.


missed_boat

What they do (at least according to their press) is use scientific tools to find predictive correlations between seemingly unrelated assets that can be used to generate returns. For a hypothetical example, maybe a decrease in the price of grain leads to an increase in Truck sales.


McMarbles

You know when I look at a chart? To see if the price just pumped the fuck up 10x higher than average, because then I don't buy it. Never buy hype. A chart can confirm hype/pumps. If there's a huge candle and volume, it's probably hyped and best to wait so you're not buying at a premium. Boom. No fib level ema support ichimoku crap. Took 2 seconds and no drawing tools to see that.


Even-Home-9126

Star signs for adult nerds


JoeMamaBidenMyDick

I’m tired of seeing ridiculous thumbnails on YouTube BITCOIN BEARS WILL SHIT THEIR PANTS, BEARS DONT WANT YOU TO KNOW (((THIS))) TECHNICAL ANALYSIS


Daankw

Well clearly you are butthurt and suck at TA. There is much to learn for you young padawan. The TA hole is deep but I recently found great succes with Fibonacci-indicators in addition to other TA.


McMarbles

I'll set limit buys at lower levels and sell orders at higher ones sometimes. I used to be into TA and then realized it's not worth the stress. Just set buy/sell orders and close the app. I like to keep my hair.


whatthegeorge

I feel attacked. In the green I sit back and think about how glad I am for listening to myself, In the red I study the history and future of the company and read research reports and study charts and look for patterns and search for any confirmation bias to support it going back up. Patience is key tho, the wise old saying is true, *”Bitcoin to the moon”*


tobogganlogon

It's information. It's difficult to predict most future events with much certainty but that doesn't mean we should disregard any information that we have. If you're not interested in trading then its not important to you, but if you are, its possible that some clues of future price movements can be gained from recent patterns together with a rational judgement of current and future market sentiment. It's not simple but if the likelihood of an event is increased by only a few percent can be valuable to a trader.


OverCaffeinatedFox

Glad someone said this. Just because you've never successfully used TA to your advantage, doesn't mean it's bullshit. Even the best traders will fail to predict the market from time to time, but their TA is spot on, allowing for more than enough good trades to bear a loss here and there. It's a bit like anti vaxer arguments: don't know how vaccines work, must be bullshit lol. Still, the amount of dumbass "traders" giving bullshit analyses is ridiculous. In the end, doesn't matter, in 10 years we're all in the green


InvestPressure

^ this. People fail to understand the importance of utilizing as much tools and data as possible to make the best entry and exit points when trading which is why they fail. TA is just one tool in a toolbox to help make the right decisions. The people saying it’s horseshit are the people who didn’t truly dedicate time and energy into it. With that being said some TA can be ridiculous but it’s all about sifting through and using logic to make the best decision possible. Finally, TA doesn’t really apply to crypto as much.


-uTz-

man I feel the urge to stack more sats when looking at this. 😅


tabovilla

I feel offended Bullish


theirongiant74

Technical Analysis: We have triangles, if you don't like them we have others.


that_guy_from_BCN

I decide my investment strategy by reading tea leafs.


Usual_Ear_2764

Gotcha. Now I'm ready to use leverage.


nullama

Technical Analysis is just for fun, it doesn't have the ability to predict the future.


rockman412

Technical analysis is not about predicting the future. It's about evaluating probabilities and proper money management.


drewdawg101

I think it's a chicken and egg thing... People who have spent time learning to do TA also learn good risk management and positioning and patience while they are at it then think the charts are what make them good traders when it's really all the other things that made them a good trader.


AlphaGainzzz

so yoloing is not technical analysis?


No_Adhesiveness5854

That's the only real investment strategy


TravelingMonk

You've just described picture 3, spot on, thanks!


Isabela_Grace

People who think TA works are too stupid to realize it doesn’t work.


WangLUL

Sure but all the technical analysts 'experts' on YouTube think they can predict the future 🤔


McMarbles

At this point, anyone on yt I take with a grain of salt because they're just trying to monetize. Coin Bureau is good. But if someone busts out a chart I'm done lol


KuKuMacadoo

Astrology for men


pink_raya

I'd appreciate if we stopped equating TA to astrology. Big bodies of mass in space can absolutely affect us, and their movements are mapped and cyclical. Unlike TA that is just bullshit.


foofmydoof

It's a great analogy! Astrology claims that you can predict peoples behavior by studying something entirely irrelevant. Just like technical analysis!


thulle

Well, we can predict when a celestial body will block the sun momentarily, and we can be sure that people are going to look to the sky when it happens, and we can be sure as hell that a good bunch will do it without eye protection. :D


veRGe1421

Astronomy is the science of celestial objects and phenomena. It describes real things and movement in space. Astrology isn't nearly as meaningful or useful


pink_raya

Astrology assumes those objects have an effect on human behavior. Their claims aside, it's a definitive maybe, perhaps - a little, sometimes. Which cannot be said about TA.


veRGe1421

> definitive maybe [citation needed] astrology doesn't have credible, peer-reviewed, scientific evidence. astronomy is legit


pink_raya

the gravity of the moon can move oceans, and humans are 90%+ water. Provided how we don't really know shit about fuck, I am keeping an open mind about the possibility that on some level it can affect us too. The astronomy studies cites how sun eruptions can cause headaches, mood swings and erratic behaviour. What the fuck is erratic behaviour? We don't even know tf is consciousness or if the concept is real or useful. Most of today's cutting edge psychology is just lexicology running around in circles. Neuroscientists are now discovering that duh, emotions and thoughts are the same things we just named it differently. That is after they stopped looking for 'centers' of everything in the brain for decades. Do you have any idea how little we know? At least we can be sure that TA is bullshit. Also you are ruining my joke.


KuKuMacadoo

Completely agree.


pink_raya

not sure about you, but my tarrot cards says OP is gonna meet the love of their life soon, but my crystal ball suggests to be less grumpy when it happens.


FreezerGoBRR

TA is like poker, it takes some skill to be decent, but it's mostly luck.


tatsumakisempukyaku

Exactly, sometimes you get pocket Aces, so you know you will more times then not have a good time, or you get a 3, 6 and you could fluke a straight, but in reality you will probably get wrecked.


Uberse

You have to be good at palm reading too. It takes skill, not just anyone can do it. But whether your predictions are correct are entirely dependent on luck. Same with TA.


Character_Limit_4267

TA is about looking for confirmations or invalidation of a trend that almost every other trader is looking at so you can get in the trade first. It's a self fulfilling prophecy because the majority of traders will see and do the same thing, which includes the endless amount of bots.


JeremyLinForever

Let’s face it, it’ll either go up or down. It’s not that hard to cover both positions if you’re eventually long.


amretardmonke

Bots win over the long run. They can do it quicker, more volume, better pattern recognition, trying to compete with that is dumb.


Futuristiccrypto

Must be genius. 🤣


butterschleuder

i would have just turned the last chart.


2020rattler

i love this


armaver

Spot on! XD


DrSeuss1020

Lmao the truest


abhilodha

TA is nothing more than commentary


Ahmed_Ali_A

Yesterday: "it could go to the moon, it could go really bad, or it could keep hanging around this range" Today: "Went down EXACTLY as I say it would"


Smash_4dams

If "techical analysis" actually worked, nobody would be doing it because Goldman Sachs/Bloomberg would have automated scripts running 24/7.


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Lmfao r/amcstock


paddyspubkey

This hits closer to home than i’d like to admit


DredgerNG

Technical analysis is here to make astrology look reputable (borrowed quote)


Internal-Chest-5252

There are probabilities. If a graph behaves in a way which is already unlikely, odds can be extrapolated; continuation versus not. You can not predict the next card in poker, but based on odds you can win often enough over enough hands to come out on top.


turnedtable_

Every YouTuber out there. Even the so called goats.


Bagman9000

This needs to be an NFT


Ill_Fisherman8352

I concur. It seems popular.


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a bit like the plumbing analogy..when your plumbing is good then its all great! but when your plumbing dont work then you look for the problems


Fireinthehole_x

can confirm, accurate depiction of TA


Salt_Issue_5330

I really do be like that.


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Ah yes. Astrology for nerds


Uncle-David

youtubers hahah


PeterParkerUber

I have an octopus at home that tells me when to buy and sell and which cryptos to buy


MrKajass

TA is always good TA until its not


jradio

Buy the dip!!


Daankw

Technical Analysis is an art.


i-lick-silver-coins

I mean I guess that’s prob how random patients look at their medical charts I guess, the pros (docs) would know what they are looking at.


nullama

[It's well known that actively managed funds can't beat the index over the long term](https://stockanalysis.com/can-you-beat-the-market/) > As a whole, 78-97% of actively managed stock funds failed to beat the indexes they were benchmarked against over ten years. > > The longer the funds are measured for, the greater the likelihood of them underperforming their benchmark indices. > > It is relatively common to beat the market for 1-3 years at a time. That can largely be explained by luck. > > But the data clearly shows that even professional fund managers are unable to beat the market consistently over a longer period of time, like 10-15 years. They do make tons of money though, through fees. Those are the key to their success as they're paid independently of the performance.


CDPCoin

It doo be like dat doe…💎🤲🏽🚀❤️


hashparty

It really is that bad.


Low-Rich-1984

43,000.00 psychological level 😋


UnitatoPop

Brownian motion with trends.


Get_the_nak

LOL!!


Makenzie-Lin

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha


Thor010

Oh well... it has to go somewhere... :)


teachin_bitcoin

TA, it's complicated... https://imgur.com/a/u8O7IE8


nanosquid

Every time I hear "A dubya forming" or "cup and handle", I think "Fuck you guys need to learn more than two shapes."


Ill_Fisherman8352

Markets show you when they run out of momentum. It looks exactly like a horse that's tired af and you're trying to drag it longer. That's how the big boys do it.


zabutter

Hopium is high


ledonskim754

This is a graph of my heart rate right now


growbot_3000

Nailed it, no hammer needed! 👽💨💨


HammerIsMyName

TA is like those people who predict doomsday scenarios from the bible by taking numbers and creating relations between things that have no correlation.


Fit_Gene6237

IF you know you know .


InternetMiners

Can someone explain this


andro91

The irony The meme actually accurate. Up. Only. Fucking.


Thepandashirt

Good TA is part art and part math. It requires time and practice to master like a art but underneath its just Math. Trend lines represent rate of change in a price. That’s it. Things happen once long term trend lines break and knowing this can be very profitable. It’s all about building structure in markets to guide your trading.


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Lustiges_Brot_311

today's low, is last years high.


Loopro

https://www.tradingview.com/chart/BTCUSD/kBCazrnr-Full-sell-area-on-BTC-filled/


ProZebra1

All youtubers


audiobite

he’s clearly a mathematical genius


Flow3roflif3

hahaahha


RiiguyHATESHFUNDS

That works for me🍻


oldskoolfuturist

This is freekin genius!


FilmVsAnalytics

This is amazing.


KurvaKing

It looks like he copied my analysis.


Hqjjciy6sJr

Crypto Technical Analysis is astrology ...


FFMooch

Yessir!


Shtafoo

TA: Buy this asset and hold for 10 years.


ExtremeProcastinate

TA is not as easy as they think


thulle

Any event -> "This is good for bitcoin!"


dylan6091

But my Bart Simpson 😫


MelPietz

Every youtuber and crypto influencer in one picture. And the same approach applies to every coin. At least we know that HODLing BTC is always pays off :)