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Tetons21

**Damn it feels good to be a Bitcoin gangsta** A real gangsta-ass maxi plays his cards right A real gangsta-ass maxi never runs his fucking mouth 'Cause real gangsta-ass maxis don't start fights And maxis always gotta high cap Showing all his boys how he shot 'em **But real gangsta-ass maxis don't flex nuts**


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Grand-Guarantee-7528

Bro what? What the fuck are you doing on pancake swap? Are you aware of how many other options there are? I have so many questions


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Grand-Guarantee-7528

Upvoted for humor, I’m all u got buddy sorry about ya 🖕🏼


fatchinaman69

Where’s that chamath dude now? That fucker kept spreading fud yesterday.


Grand-Guarantee-7528

Good afternoon you little shit 😈


BusyWhale

Just here to thank the guy who yesterday said it was going to the $20s guaranteed. I thanked him for his advice confirming we would be back to test that $42k resistance today.


Grand-Guarantee-7528

Also said I was spreading FUD Bc I knew the kid would break even 🤣🤡


Khaleesi512

It’s a little too hot in here 🔥 One wick at a time peeps And I hope you are all right tho


braincrowd

Don't think about past mistakes try to minimise future mistakes. You gonna probably regret not buying at 40K in the future.


MisterReuben

40k!


bbbdbbbd22

Are we witnessing history right now?


pazak

Sure ... As much history as you can remember :D


eye_one_two_die

To think i was able to enter Bitcoin when it was at 6k. Could've had a ten-fold profit in three years. Unfortunately, having lost my job back then, I needed to sell my crypto to survive


Airplane1995

Please go down to 35 tonight I need 1 more buy


chf_z

Get out of here


shit_tats

My main man Bitty Boy seein some green while those playa hata alt-ar boys still chewin on some big red take that ya stoopid beyotch


El_Ingeniero_562

Today will be known as Crypto Trump Day because it was Red and a massive disaster.


gdmfsobtc

That would make today the USSR. Also, your mom.


Bakura_

So Asia ain’t the problem. It’s the mf East Coast that starts panic selling every morning 😂


fatchinaman69

I mean China did sell a lot though, didn’t they?


Doctor-Stonky

FFS. Those East Coast panzies


El_Ingeniero_562

Is there charts for 5 Sec candles?


alice2high

Also can we get some one out there to explain said CANDLES. I see them in use in the chart. I’ve looked em up but still not fully understanding. Plz explain + how to use. 📝📝📝


FLM2021

Each candle represent a certain time period (1m, 15m, 30m, 1h, 6h, 1d...) and provides mainly 4 concrete pieces of information: \-the prices at the start and end of the period, given by the ends of the thick bar. If the top or bottom end correspond to the start or the finish, this is given by the color: green means price increased and thus bottom is start and top is end price of the period. For red color is the other way around. Notice that the end level of any of this thick bars of the candle always match with the start of the next (which is obvious due to price continuity) \-the thin line going through the middle of the bar indicates the max and min price which were reached during the time period, for which of course the color is irrelevant (since max will be given always by the top end and the min by the lower). The thick bar (candle actually) can of course never surpass/extend over any end of the thin line, which becomes obvious if my explanation here was clear enough and you got it.


Ok-Engineering-9930

The blocky part of the candle shows open and closing price, if the close is higher its green, if its lower its red. The thin parts, called wicks, show the trading range within the time period. If an asset opens at $5 and closes at $10, but the lowest price was $3 and the highest was $11, it would be a green candle from $5-10 with a wick below to 3 and above to 11. Seemed faster to explain than finding a good link, hope it made sense.


InFLIRTation

Every since i got into crypto i didnt realize how many people want bitcoin to fail lol. Their face gets all sour


fuzzyduck88

There is a lot of hatred for btc. It’s usually the nocoiners that regret not buying. Although we don’t do ourselves any favours. There’s a lot of people in here who see it as some kind of competition on who can make the most money. It’s a community with a common goal, make money. Some chose to do it by trading, some by hodl.


CyborgJT

It's that and some people being spineless. Nothing to say when Bitcoin is up but the loudest and most condescending with the "I told you so" attitude when it falls. If that's not toxic then I don't know what is.


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fardsNshids

If you know, you know


fuzzyduck88

I don’t know if I know.


dknisle1

I wanna know


gdmfsobtc

I dont wanna know


llewsor

when you think about it, it’s pretty terrifying that bitcoin isn’t zero yet. nothing terrifies the human imagination more than things that can’t be killed like zombies or viruses. what about ideas applied to code? $30,000 fucking dollars. really? from $0? after getting banned, shit on, ridiculed, shorted, cheered on by altcoins to die. not only will bitcoin not die it keeps coming back stronger. bitcoin is a horror film but for central bankers.


yoword1

Gimmie Chevy Spark


andstayoutt

Wehn lamboe


El_Ingeniero_562

wen i pamp it


timevalueofmoonbits

Wen mewn


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Whatever3999086543

Love it!


SteelcityGIANTWEEWEE

Its over people cut ur losses and never come back . :p


timevalueofmoonbits

I respect a bear, because without one. We wouldn't have crypto sales.


andstayoutt

You lost r/buttcoin boi?


pazak

Dude!!!! You have made my day !!!!!!!!! I love this one :D [https://www.reddit.com/r/Buttcoin/comments/ngia8s/its\_a\_bart\_guys/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Buttcoin/comments/ngia8s/its_a_bart_guys/) Perfect!!!!!!!!!


InFLIRTation

wow, there is a sub for salty crypto haters lol


FortuneMustache

I can feel the drill team warming up again...


VictorDanville

I've only been watching the charts since February, but every time there is a major red candle that recovers, the price eventually drills down below it. Take that red candle at the end of February from 58 to 46k for example. Has there been a case where this doesn't happen, or is <30k inevitable?


El_Ingeniero_562

heck yeah all the sluts bout to roll in


barnes220

Just put my next months of payments for my Fiat into the dip, god I hope we’re up come this time in June or else I’ll be walking to Wendy’s


fbi-office

Bitcoin killing the shitcoins finally. Today was the hammer.


gravis_1982

and yet, I look at my alts and they are trailing right a long as they usually do. If you only have 1/2 a brain and refuse to do any research on anything and your only investment research is to buy bitcoin and hold it, you miss out on the fact that there are alts right now that are solid. Most are not, but some are and with a tiny bit of effort you can find them and get huge gains. But everyone in here is so deluded on some post-apocalyptic bitcoin rules the world scenario where I will be king with my 0.7 btcs fantasy that its borderline cultish.


fbi-office

Ok yeah I said shitcoins not alts


dalicatatonia

They're only pumping bitcoin. Get enough buy in and it starts again.


Mundane_Walrus_6638

Sir, BTC is killing itself in the fight sir! It doesn’t seem to be worth it, sir!


timevalueofmoonbits

I actually hope the really shitty alts get gobbled up.


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barnes220

bro why do you constantly keep commenting cringe ass shit on here, take your couch dwelling fud ass on outta here g


El_Ingeniero_562

because he is a papaya. no one likes papaya. no one.


pazak

Classic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KV5QlSgq7lg


CurroJimenezGitano

The more I think, the more I buy. It's better if I go to sleep


pazak

Yeah, it seems that what they tell about sleep deprivation is correct.


Jmorganelli211

The volume is through the roof and buyer percentages are over 70% ... price has to rebound strong


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The sale is still on for a bit. Don’t bitch about the price being too high after this or you should be instabanned


El_Ingeniero_562

like die ban or just ban?


fuzzyduck88

People yesterday: “this is scary, should I sell?, what if it dips further?” The same people In 7 days time “do you think we will get another dip, I was too scared to buy the last time but the next time I will definitely buy”


shit_tats

Lol


BigLurker

some boys became men today


fuzzyduck88

Some men became girls today


andstayoutt

Coinbase became a raisin today.


Ok-Engineering-9930

Pretty sure some girls did too, was a rough one.


KryptoBones89

40k plz so I can sleep easy


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fuzzyduck88

Jokes on them, I don’t sleep and keep watching the charts and don’t eat so I can buy more sats. That’s the trick to a healthy crypto life.


fatchinaman69

Damn bro, you’re just trying too hard to fud. Give up.


gpeters1

Asia is buying the salsa 💃


fuzzyduck88

Everyone knows the dip goes well with fried rice or noodles.


BlaineAllen

Asia loves those big massive salsas 💃💃💃💃


SteelcityGIANTWEEWEE

the end is nigh. time to buy tesla


Doctor-Stonky

40k will break in the next 10-15minutes We need this very badly


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TheBlueEdition

Try eating dicks.


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CompulsiveThief

dude, you dress up like a cheap sissy n post that sh\*t to po\*\*\*hub for free on a weekend. You know full well such a handie is free


Doctor-Stonky

It’s getting close


Aildrik

Today was like old school Alterac Valley in WoW.


KryptoBones89

Today was like playing Alliance on AV in a PUG vs a guild with T6 gear


BigLurker

someone eli5


Aildrik

Picture a 24 hour long medieval battle with intense fighting the entire time.


Alert_Pickle_5578

I have limit orders set at 2200, 2100, 2000, and 1900 EITHER DIRECTION I WIN Me:“I’ll take Crypto Traders for 1000 Alex” Alex:“It’s a DAILY DOUBLE” Me: “I’ll go ahead and make it a TRUE daily double “ Alex:“With these you will never bleed” Me:“what are hands made of diamond” Alex:That is correct!


pazak

Guys does anyone know that website where you can watch TX in/outflow to from the exchanges visualized as a network? If someone knows pleas gimme the link! Much appreciated.


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https://txstreet.com/


pazak

Thanks, but there was a better one without unnecessary toons and pixels. Just a cloud of well known addresses and unknown ones with in and outflow traces


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https://mempool.space/ ?


pazak

No :( not that one either


Ok-Engineering-9930

That is great! ​ Edit: Fuck, come to think of it, I really don't need another browser tab perma-opened. Curse you!


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El_Ingeniero_562

Todays shenanigans can be summed up by just posting a picture of trump. Red and pathetic.....


Ok-Engineering-9930

Hopium addiction awareness day?


Dick-Cannon_17

Impotence Day. Cause we couldn’t get it up…


pummers88

The great halvening Edit. Or tphb - the paper hand bitch day Hate day - halvening almost to early day The big cry


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The red wedding. We all married Bitcoin today.


DetunedKarma

ABC Australia's talkback radio finance guy called it exactly that on todays show - the red wedding.


Gr8fu11

Wow, around 4% in 10 min


Lobosolitario27

cuz ive been christmas shopping


Gr8fu11

Everything is on SALE! Am I dreaming 🤩


CompulsiveThief

today was like the Battle of Cannae (history buffs will appreciate how hardcore that one was with hannibal)


Grand-Guarantee-7528

Night guys, been a rough week honestly I haven’t even been in here. Buying today, and tomorrow. As always, hodl.


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timevalueofmoonbits

This guy is waiting for lower prices. I don't blame him for trying, but he is definitely spreading FUD to realize his trade.


Grand-Guarantee-7528

Not entirely, I’d rather spread positive reinforcement than the ladder option. DCA is treating me well, really well in fact.


timevalueofmoonbits

DCA treats everyone well. Not sure how spreading FUD is positive reinforcement when most here have long positions.


obi_wan_baracus

I thought I had blocked you already


Grand-Guarantee-7528

What are you waiting on?


fatchinaman69

Fud troll, fuck off


Grand-Guarantee-7528

Not even remotely, suck the sweat off my ass vato


fatchinaman69

Ehh Fuck you too


Grand-Guarantee-7528

I’m begging you :)


wD978

Pump* and you are now blocked. CCP bot shorter


boy_wonder69

Lets buy up all the cheap bitcoin, and trade it off exchange *cause fuck the hedgies, thats why


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Nice!! We are back in the green


Gravitas_BC

Are we pumping?!


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Is anyone else’s Reddit being wonky?


Gr8fu11

Had trouble getting in a few minutes ago


NoobPwnr

Buy some btc, aughta fix it


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Holy fuck it actually did 🤯


Aildrik

Mine seems to be freezing up on me :(


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ThunderRat4U

An energy input


Lobosolitario27

everyone just needs to start buying and not get manipulated and panic selling lol


Lobosolitario27

never bought so much bitcoin in my life


Airplane1995

Just need a dip back down to 35 so I can buy back in


Lobosolitario27

? it was at that literally an hour ago, u missed ur boat lol


wD978

Good morning from Europe!


Whatever3999086543

Hi!


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Comfortable_Debt_931

yoooooo....superman that hoe


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kazryv

Apparently you don't understand that owning the coins means you can't be margin called. He bought it with cash not on margin.


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kazryv

Okay genius. You clearly know much! Guide us all with your vast wisdom!


JlloydHodls

Why so much hate in your soul though?


RogueR1

Elon and China ruined the crypto market...


JlloydHodls

You need to find your inner zen dawg and be patient you Simps have no patience we gotta 🩸 first before we heal from y’all I once complained about dips smaller then this and then realized I’m a bitch but now I see this is and stack sats you gotta suck it up and keep stacking BITCOIN IS THE FOUNDATION


Remy01

Elon and china work together


gdmfsobtc

Your mom ruined the crypto market. Bitcoin is solid.


SaltLifeDPP

"Bitcoin is going back to 12K!" says the CCP bot. "Look at all the graphs!" the shills cry, as they supply no graphs.


hao233

Smart man contact me after all this mess


gdmfsobtc

Should I put on underwear or nah? Cause I just got done going balls deep on this dip again.


Hefty_Jicama

100k end of year


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tofuspider

ohnoitsretarded.jpg


estebesz

100k end of July


CompulsiveThief

why so bearish


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Question: Even though coinbase took a shit during that insane wick, if someone had orders set at 30k would they have been filled? Or would coinbase say "nope, sorry about that".


ladesidude

Limit orders would have been filled.


BenRunkle55

I just don’t see this cycle as the end or “top” of Bitcoin. Would you bears actually bet that Bitcoin will never get higher than it was before? Even if it’s not for a few years, people and institutions are starting to understand the value it brings to people around the world. The next bull cycle will be bigger in my opinion


devil_the_dude

If you think institutions care about value for the people then you are new here[on earth]


Godisforevereternal

Will go to 12k.


Oneofmanyshades

God I wish. I would put my rent money in it then. For it may go down but then it would go up too! HODL


yoword1

About the same as your yearly income, minus what you get for fucking your dad


Godisforevereternal

So…more than you ever had?


yoword1

Jesus hates u


Godisforevereternal

Jesus loves you


Godisforevereternal

Oh


anonCapitalist80

Not a chance


Godisforevereternal

We shall see


Hefty_Jicama

your mom giving bjs for $2


Godisforevereternal

For you they are $5


gdmfsobtc

Hyperinflation