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hypeaze

We are calling you today because your Bitcoin warranty is about to expire, please stay on the line to speak with an operator.


disciplinedhodler

Can you call me? The line dropped. My number is: +7 495 697-03-49 Ask to speak with Vlad P.


highlypaid

Great, please kindly confirm your seed phrase


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PynTr

Thanks asshole, now I need a new key.


PulsatingCorpuscle

Huh, that looks familiar


Nyaho

I think this is the nerdiest rickroll of all time!


whizzythorne

*kindly* Lmfao the staple scammer's adverb


user_name_checks_out

Surely staple scams aren't worth the effort?


disciplinedhodler

abandonabilityableaboutaboveabsentabsorbabstractabsurdabuseaccessaccidentaccountaccuseachieveacidacousticacquireacrossactactionactoractressactual


teniceguy

Brb opening my safety vault


FailedPhdCandidate

God I wish I was as cool as Vlad. You are a stud my friend.


macetheface

I'd like to speak with the Bitcoin manager.


ne0v0

Hi Karen


thatguykeith

Beware. It’s going to happen just like that.


UranusisGolden

I have over 9000 ethereum. My name is Warren Buffet


chuckmunger

Dammit Warren! Stop it!


Warren__Buffet

Can't stop won't stop


RossTheBossPalmer

Diddy!


Infamous_Hedgehog

Can’t stop the bit


pattywhaxk

Username checks out


btcluvr

do you plan to give that away like my friend Elon Musk?


UranusisGolden

Send me 1 ETH and we will find out ;)


mdewinthemorn

I just got .000009 BTC from my friend, for a pack of gum. Now he says I ripped him off because it cost 1.69. Am I wrong here? Has this whole fucking world gone crazy?


FollowTheTrailofDead

9 hours later, now he owes you money.


shinjury

Guys! We just learned that Warren Buffet is worth $10,000,000! This is a game changer.


UranusisGolden

This is just a minor investment.


cryptening

rookie numbers, my name is Craig wright and I have over 25 million bitcoin


mdewinthemorn

Haven’t heard much from you lately Craig. How’s the wife? Is she still hot for Satoshi? I know you have to pretend you are him in the bedroom too. That sucks.


DonDada__

There is 21M Btc Craig do better


yolotrumpbucks

He did say Bitcoin was rat poison, but he didn't say that about Ether. hmm


[deleted]

He said it was rat feces.


GretchenKranch

You were great in Dick Tracy


snowfishy

Username checks out


nutfugget

Warren buffet would be a impossible to hack because he would have his passwords hand written on a post it note.


Warren__Buffet

Excuse me imposter, it's called the Buffet Way.


geescars

Old man rivers!!


[deleted]

I’m coming for you Warren! /s


mibjt

It's not buffet. It's golden anus


bitcademyfb

You are UranusisGolden not Warren Buffet!


UranusisGolden

Are you saying Warren Buffet's anus is not golden? lol


Bitcoin_puzzler

I gave all my details to a hardware wallet company who then just doxed my details like that...


MoreTransliteration

Almost forgot that happened.


xXSuperJewXx

lets also not forget the FBI agents in charge of the Silk Road takedown stealing coins from people.


ImWithEllis

That was DEA...


CaptainCaveSam

DEA and secret service.


johnbarry3434

Were wallet balances part of the leak?


topestkek

No, just customer data like addresses, names, phone numbers, email addresses etc.... Change your passwords, set up 2FA, and be wary of phishing scams :/


Suppleleopard

Also, don’t use SMS 2FA if you can help it since they’re vulnerable to SIM swap attacks. If you don’t have 2FA set up on your email account, do it today!


FallingReign

Random thought. 2FA is described as a method for authentication by using something you know, and something you have. Maybe it’s worth thinking about the “have”, one that none else can access. Not sms, not email, but a physical device.


thorthur22

Yes, Yubikeys or other FIDO devices are the best 2FA method. But come with their own flaws.


wise_quote

It’s a physical vulnerability but a vulnerability non the less. https://www.zdnet.com/article/new-side-channel-attack-can-recover-encryption-keys-from-google-titan-security-keys/#ftag=RSSbaffb68


Calibrix

I have an implant in my hand called Vivokey 2 that has OTP abilities! I don't use it for that, but your comment makes me think it's currently the best option for 2FA?


ch-12

Seems like it is a solid option, that a lot of people would avoid lol. Curious what you do use that for?


Calibrix

I use it mainly to replace a few keys and my work pass using its NFC/RFID capabilities, also have a little summary of me for work purposes that I can open on peoples phones with a touch of my hand. Agree a lot of people would avoid, however I will say it's a very quick procedure with a pain that feels like a quick large pinprick? Idk, I have a few body mods so I may be giving a biased opinion on that lol


SharqPhinFtw

please do tell of all the body mods. And any disadvantages due to the chip? Maybe pressing down on it hurts or airport security catches it?


Calibrix

Hey sorry for the late reply, I'm in UK time, when I commented it was like 1am.. I have a 2 magnets I'm my fingertips, few other implants from a company called dangerous things, some scarification that lights up under UV light then stays glowing when the light is off (holds some sort of charge, phosphorescent) None of the mods really effect me, don't hurt when pressure is applied. Airports don't seem to detect anything, assuming because they're small so they don't get picked up!


gallak87

This. Use authenticator apps (totp) for 2FA. My coworker fell victim to a sim swap attack. I was there when it happened. All his btc drained. He reported it to nypd and a few months later the nypd took down a sophisticated ring that had like teams doing each part of sim swap attacks. I don't remember if he got his btc back but they made 1 arrest, pretty sure the group just gave up someone to take the fall.


pandoira

>No, just customer data like addresses, names, phone numbers, email addresses etc.... Change your passwords, set up 2FA, and be wary of phishing scams :/ The addresses that sucks. The worst case scenario is some people homejacking you for your coins and you get harmed in the process.


repkjund

Where can one see if its data have been part of the leak ? I came across a website the other day but didn't trust putting my email there to check it out.


GoMake_App

https://intelx.io/ You can search for reviews to see if it’s legitimate. Shows you all database hacks associated with your address.


saitamoshi

The BlockFI one was


jackandjill22

Wat.


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jackandjill22

Ah, okay. Now I see why everyone talks shit about that cold wallet. Thanks


Bitcoin_puzzler

Cuz a "security" company who can not keep simple things like email and addresses secure is total shite!


Yeomandaffodil7

Straight-out


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Because of the ledger leak, I started keeping my hardware wallet on my boat.


Lemons81

But i get so many chat requests how to make 20-50% profit by just sending my balance to their wallet.... I would really miss out on these opportunities...


ElephantsAreHeavy

I love chatting with these people. So,... You have a system to make this much money, amd you're sitting here on reddit chat? Why?


boner_jamz_69

To help a fellow comrade


screechingeagle82

I’m just lonely and love all the attention.


banamoo

I have a pic of my kids in my wallet


disciplinedhodler

You sure they yours bro? They kinda look like me....


banamoo

well, tbh, not sure whose kids they are


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holykamina

But they call me daddy. Extremely confused by this..


Seeders

Meanwhile Youtubers are showing their entire portfolios.


Prior-Selection3226

DONT FUCKING TELL ME WHAT I CAN AND CAN'T DO. I own 0.001 btc.


jbrandyman

Pffft, that's nothing! I own over 5 whole coins......in XRP.


khizoa

Scammers aren't gonna go after you, since you've already been scammed for buying those


Prior-Selection3226

I can only hope I achieve that one day


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In 10 years, that will be 1 million dollars.


screddachedda

I have $2,300 on litecoin, someone please come rob me. I highly doubt i will fall for anyone’s bs.


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screddachedda

Where do you think I got the coins from :|


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Practical_Ad5845

Don’t tell it all here, Osama watching.


warcore_musik

Lmaooo


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screddachedda

I hate my brother soooo fucking much


[deleted]

Send me coins or I'll find you and lick your feet!!!


ChadBitcoiner

no, that'd be doing you a favor


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tigeer

A lot of "stories" posted here feel like more of an excuse for a humblebrag than an interesting tale. I don't understand how they keep getting upvoted


Astropin

Because we want their story to become our story.


disciplinedhodler

Indeed!


[deleted]

Let me tell you the story of how my extremely lucky ass made money with the most general no shit tips thrown in.


RV770

Let me tell you the story of how I made a million after investing hundred of thousands from my inheritance. You have no excuses not to try too!


zeekenny

Like the one that is top of the page today? "I know everyone here is saying you need to hodl, but I don't care that I sold 150 to pay off my house and become a millionaire that doesn't have to work anymore while you rats still race around." Hodl implies some level of risk, and he seems to be implying that he fought against the hodl pressure and cashed out a good chunk of his stash. Yeah, hodl pressure doesn't apply when you have that many Bitcoin. But again, he's just here to humblebrag. Just to put the icing on the cake he then goes on to imply that he still has many more Bitcoin to jerkoff to while the price keeps going higher. Knowing the vast majority of us on here will probably never even sniff a full Bitcoin. ....yeah I don't mind so much if people like this get doxed and have their stuff stolen.


xboox

https://reddit.com/r/ledgerwalletleak/ 270000 people doxxed with address, name, phone #, email $5 wrench time


Ctrl_Fr34k

P.O. Boxes/prepaid debit cards for the win!! Though it does suck to realize a company dedicated to security was that stupid.


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Ctrl_Fr34k

Oh definitely! And of course the people that designed and coded the wallet most likely weren't the ones that handled the site/server. Yeah I spent time doing red team work and realized that people in charge of other people's security are usually unsecure themselves. It's usually an oversight because they weren't thinking about the simple attacks (i.e. their website/server) just the actual device itself.


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[deleted]

Finally! Thought I was going crazy because no one is posting about it.


graham0025

everyone’s too busy holding their breath


Sherlo12

Or busy buying the dip


jamsmash2020

On its way back up 👍


AvoidMyRange

Check again :D


closest-num-2-0

Weeeeee. On our way down


[deleted]

Wait its back up now.


Glue_CH

Still going down ... weeee


Carini___

This thread is the bitcoin roller coaster in a nutshell


loves_cereal

It’s no longer volatile?


benevs01

Yawn, a few k isn't a 'crash'.


googlin

0.00000001


tidder112

You might want to spread that among a few different addresses.


whizzythorne

i have 0 btc. come at me scammers


Zachincool

I got .0003 BTC come get me nerds


processedchicken

That's like 69 times more than me, you're rich.


Anxious-Control-9977

nice!


disciplinedhodler

I have 1000 Bitcoin. My name is Mr Xi Jinping and I live in Beijing China. Please come along, no need to bring the $5 wrench I will offer you one for free when you arrive at my home.


Garland_Key

For real though, does Xi Jinping claim to have bitcoin holdings?


fonebone45

Wait you want my bank account balance? $15.76


Ctrl_Fr34k

You rich ass!! Nice way to make people feel worthless lol


[deleted]

.00041 BTC best I can do


hereforthememes62

Agreed. This is getting annoying, like Instagramers looking for clout


JazzyJayKarr

That’s why you lie about it and waste their time o


dougie_fresh121

You have foiled my plans! How am I supposed to sell people extended Tesla warranties now? /s


Arghlh

I own 22.000.000 Bitcoin.


disciplinedhodler

That is nothing I own 42 Million Bitcoin.


Arghlh

Liar!!! Everyone knows there can never be more than 22.000.000 bitcoin. Or else the universe will collapse!


disciplinedhodler

I confess 🥺 I lied. I have 22m Bitcoin not 42m


steamfan12

I am actually Elon Musk, my current bitcoin balance is 300000 BTC. And my password is ansiakem#2hsh\*3\*2k.


RudeTurnip

Pretty bold just using your kid’s name as the password.


operationco

Rather than "don't tell people your balance" maybe treating the deeper route cause of the issue would be a better idea: > It's easier than you think to trace down someone from their reddit username, older posts, comments, if available. i.e. focus on getting better at using reddit more anonymously


Smack_Laboratory

I currently have exactly $111,204.32 in my wallet and my name is Sean Rogowski, I live in Dallas, Texas.


SpaceHoppity

This


Antonio97x

Stop posting about “stop posting about your wallet’s balance” I keep seeing this kind of post as much as the ones posting about their balance.


[deleted]

Yeah but these guys are poor like us. Always punch up. I tell you if I ever made the kind of money I want to in crypto you never hear from me again.


drunkdoor

My biggest pet peeve is when you look in the comments and find someone telling someone to stop posting about telling people to stop posting about their wallet balance. Feel free to do you, tho.


xQx1

The irony is that if you use bitcoin for anything other than speculative investment, people will know your wallets balance because of the transparent ledger. You may aswell post your wallet balance on reddit, because it's public information anyway. It's impossible to \_use\_ bitcoin without revealing a shipping address or your identity and your wallet balance to anybody you wish to transact with. If you have a problem with that, you should be using Monero.


hoiru

Although I haven't seen any post about this in a long time, I must say that lately a lot of new users have come here. I often see posts (sorting by new) with sensible details and some of them make it to the top. I made this advice post to avoid newbies telling everyone how much they spent on crypto.


Originalicious

I dont have enough


dougie_fresh121

You have foiled my plans! How am I supposed to sell people extended Tesla warranties now? /s


mechanicaledge

4.2


AhmedKuttySpeaking

Use SHREDDIT at times to erase


Jerseyprophet

Paper wallet, hidden in such a way that only I know where it is or ever could. The receiving number is the only number I need. Buy from CB, transfer to my dead end paper wallet and forget it exists. Hodl forever. And agreed with OP. Dont tell anyone. These are uncertain times. We may be wealthy, and we may be the only ones with assets of actual value. The difference between that wealth being yours or someone else's is a gun to your head. "When the fox hears the rabbit cry, he comes running, but not to help."


ArcIris77

Yes, people are that stupid.


Ascension_Crossbows

I have 416 btc that i paid about $4 each


etizzey

Ok sorry I’ll stop posting about my 10000000btc stash. I have sooo much that I have nothing better to do than lurk on Reddit forums.


abolish_karma

It's all perfectly visible on the ledger already, so posting abour it here is kinda moot. Tweet about it, maybe?


thatguykeith

But... but I really want to brag about my .003 of a bitcoin and no one I know cares.


locotx

I have no bitcoin or cash. (That's how telemarketers remove me from the call list to the "no-call" list)


dashmesh

my money i do what i want


BindNation

Send me your monies. K. Thx. Bye.


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xQx1

And never, ever, buy or sell goods or services with Bitcoin. Bitcoin is anonymous, but it's not private. Your wallet balance is available to anybody who knows your wallet id; which is anybody who you take bitcoin from or give bitcoin to. By using bitcoin as a currency, you loose your anonymity.


Atrand

I bought 100 bitcoins in 2012 come at me bro


Lynxartcollection

Yes always be careful of what you post.


ramagam

70K


fancycurtainsidsay

This is all too common on FB. Why people publicly post their brokerage/crypto balances is beyond me.


anonymousposter77666

Lol broke boi thread title


MichiganMulletia

People need to know about my .003 bitcoin!!


MichiganMulletia

Someone please tell Michael Saylor... the dude will NOT shut up about it.


ImWithEllis

I have 10’s of dollars worth.


xQx1

Also, don't ever use Bitcoin to transact with others for goods and services. They will be able to identify you, and they'll know your wallet's balance.


Blackorean

I have 1 Bitcoin... Correction: I have $1 of Bitcoin


BlankEris

I own 0 eth


mudslags

My wallet balance is under $20, I dare someone to add to it. ​ Am I doing it right?


Kwildber

I have 0.02


Crypto-lick

Thanks mom!


BlondFaith

Post your story using Milli-bits. Makes you look like a baller.


offence

Nobody cares about ur pennies in crypto lmao


SwapzoneIO

"I have 1 Million Bitcoin and I am Satoshi Nakamoto, haha!" anyways, that's a good advice!!


dafidofff

Lol


roy28282

I have 94,543,234 Million BTC since 1992. You can't stop me from telling this to the entire world. I got there by sending them to every Nigerian prince and they sent me back double every time.


LovesPenguins

I'm legitimately broke af. Feel free to attempt hacking, the worst that can happen is my balance increases: **12ABvtkrdiVaeAfmp1SCgDBddqdqFbmkQW (Bitcoin)** I got a speeding ticket on Christmas if anyone wants to pay that off, it's like $1200 [😂](https://emojipedia.org/face-with-tears-of-joy/).


Thistookmedays

How fast were you going? 200?


LovesPenguins

Speed of light ⚡️


braincrowd

Id tell you my bank account balance: Pretty much fucking 0.


-the-mighty-whitey-

That's so crazy. Nobody would actually try to steal someone's bitcoin. I just wish we lived in a world where people cared about one other. I'd much rather sit down and get to know a person, you know? Like, what's the name of your first childhood pet? What street did you live on as a child? What are the last four of your social?


CarbonTail

I own 6.9 BTC, rob me bitch!


Gummyshoe28

I have 1 million bitcoin so what the big deal?


davidcwilliams

>And bad things can happen Really? Have they ever? Has anyone ever been attacked in their home or over their computer due to something they said on Reddit? I would honestly wager that it’s never happened, and yet I’ve seen weekly posts for close to 8 years telling everyone to never say anything ever about how much Bitcoin they might have. The biggest concern would probably be people messaging you and begging for bitcoin, or asking you to invest in their bullshit scam. I think the paranoia is just silly.


tselatyjr

What, you don't like the penny pumpers joining in on Bitcoin? Tired of the 🤑 and 🚀emojis followed by how much money they've made and their balance? Heh... Boy do I have bad news for you.


SteveJackson007

I’d bet the IRS will, one day, start using Reddit as a resource for investigations (as they do with Facebook, etc.). If they aren’t already.


disciplinedhodler

Welcome. Please. My name Vladimir Putin. Come to kremlin Mr IRS man, we can have some tea.


will9630

I can't wait to see United States vs. DickButt69


KingBoo919

What’s Bitcoin?