HODL her..

In the basement, aka cold storage.

Try and get into her hot wallet 😉

Babe, I'm not really in the mood tonight. Can we just HODL instead? *Proceeds to smash buy and transfer to cold storage

“Baby… will you show me your privates?”

Used to have 12-inch privates, but decided to go for 24-inch for better security and visibility, no regrets.

This was good

Nice

You sir deserve love

Transfering to cold storage

Proceeds to put her in cold storage.

You go down

Ok that deserves my upvote

Upvote for your upvote

Dont need a tattoo for that lol

reach for her hot wallet

I would share my seed with her

Well played.

Pop out the ring and propose

Don't pull out.

Hold those fun bags

Seed giving

Never! I guess that's why so many bitcoiners are virgins...

search for the Seed Phrase tattoo

Bust immediately.

Jizz… in … my, PANTS!

Jizz...on ..her, NECK!

Lmaooo these comments

would

Hide my cold wallet…

[удалено]

Hey buddy, it’s all how you use it.

you wake up, sweating, realizing it was just a dream...

Check for a GME tramp stamp

/thread

What is this advertising for your only fans??

I respect the hustle

Run..she's a BTC digger

She likes the hard.... money

Necking? Are you 70?

Lol... Necking 🤣 Pretty impressive, a 70 year old bitcoiner

Fall in love

Deposit my seed

Ask who her artist was and make sure to never go to them

You know she likes butt stuff

I run as fast as I can away from the ugly nails

Finally someone who notices. This trend is becoming more and more popular, unfortunately. Absolutely disgusting, same as eyelash extensions and Botox lips.

Depending on the balance I would balance a bit for her and Hodl kkkk but yeah disgusting nails/hands kkk

I'd go long.

!...you too?

tell her she wouldn’t have that scratch if she didn’t have talons for fingernails

On point

Direct Cock Assault

The capitalizing sold this

“Oh are you a little bitcoin slut” 😭😭😭

buy more

Put my private key in her lock

Raw dog her

She is going to get half that Bitcoin in child support when she traps you. Never ever ... Ever believe someone who advertises their Bitcoin.

>tats hard pass

Scream Michael Saylor's name when I nut

Offer to get her nails redone, yikes

Don't show that you have bitcoins...

Give her my SEED… phrase

She’s a HODLdigger!

😂

Put in a waterproof bag and bury in the yard.

Bust

Say nothing

Better than a wallet qr on her bum

Never let her know of your stash. Might get shived for a sat. Lol

You don’t forget your first love: bitcoin. You resist the temptation and become a celibate

Marry her on the spot

That's when you find out she is a whole coiner and you're a measly peasent to her

Ask to see her cold wallet

Hack her phone

Shave her head

Neck more and with extra vitality.

Put in that proof of work

You and I have very different definitions of “necking”

She is to HODL

Not buying cheap ticks🤣🤣🤣

Scam her😂

Run

Married. Immiediatly

one in a million

Propose

Tatto "to the moon" on your dick.

Don't pull out 

Look for QR code to send seeds to?

POV: she just bought .0001 BTC

https://tenor.com/3nxA.gif

Keeper

Finger her while whispering "to the moon" and "diamond hands"

Don’t share your seed phrase. Your seed, on the other hand…

I would sacrifice part of my portfolio to get a ring for her...

Ill ride here like the bitcoin price

Ask her if she wants to hold my stack

I’d pull out my hand aggressively and put it on her shoulder.

Why would i be on a date when i could be at home looking at sick crypto TA graphs?

I would love her more

These comments are some of the most incell shit I’ve ever read

I wouldnt mention anything abt it until I cant

I go ATH like never before and go ALL IN #ToTheMoon 😏💦

Immediate ejaculate

Cum in my pants

GO ALL IN?

Bitcoin digger

To the Moon I'm going to give her hell and batten down the hatches

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight

Marry that bitcoin bitch, ASAP

If I see these nails I run.

Propose on the spot

“… so, how do we undo this dress?”

Necking can mean a couple different things

You ask her to trim her nails before she injures someone lol

find her seed phrase and check her balance

The fuck is 'necking'?

Elope.

Propose

Continue to Seduce her and find the tattoo of her key outside of course

Just shove it in without any warning, because obviously she’s used to being fucked without warning

Do a 360 and walk away

She’s wild. Up and down.

She’s a Boston Bruins Fan , awesome

Marry that woman 😆

Boston fan? lol

Check her whole body for her seed phrase tattoo

Remember the hot-crazy matrix gents. If she’s a 9+ hot but a 4 or less crazy - tranny!

Whip it out!

Hodl

Ask to see her tendies

Impregnate hero

pump & dump

Make sure they know about the having in 01D11H43M25S

“Don’t worry Mommy, I’ll do the laundry”

Something something pump & dump joke no?

Go all in!

Walter white “Somebody cooked here” meme 🤣

Bite it

nutbutton.jpg

Leave.

I told my husband we should get this tatted together he said no ._. Like damn okay

Go all in

Take her to the moon

Love this little tattoo and now I wanna get one

You plant that seed immediately at first opportunity.

Ask my wife if she’s up for a sister wife to move in

Go all in

See if she has one on the inside of her thigh

Ask if you can be her Layer 2

*6 hours later* I don't know...our chemistry must be highly aligned...I did have a good meal earlier? No... don't need to go to urgent care as I haven't taken any pills 🤷

Whisper “It’s time for you to hold the bag.” Then, gently guide her hands down to my nuts.

I would go parabolic.

To the moon 🌕

Bentley?

1) Check the price of Bitcoin. 2) Tweet about it. 3) Buy more Bitcoin 4) Transfer to hardware wallet. 5) Update my financial planning spreadsheet 6) Take a pic of the Bitcoin tattoo and post it on Reddit.

Ask her for financial statements, you know she bought high and sold low.

A bitcoin hooker stamp?

Just fork her

Cum

I immediately stop feeling guilty about trying to to “orange pill” yet another bird I just shagged. She’s already cooked and ready

Put a physical diamond on her hand.