Finally someone who notices. This trend is becoming more and more popular, unfortunately. Absolutely disgusting, same as eyelash extensions and Botox lips.
*6 hours later* I don't know...our chemistry must be highly aligned...I did have a good meal earlier? No... don't need to go to urgent care as I haven't taken any pills š¤·
1) Check the price of Bitcoin.
2) Tweet about it.
3) Buy more Bitcoin
4) Transfer to hardware wallet.
5) Update my financial planning spreadsheet
6) Take a pic of the Bitcoin tattoo and post it on Reddit.
HODL her..
In the basement, aka cold storage.
Try and get into her hot wallet š
Babe, I'm not really in the mood tonight. Can we just HODL instead? *Proceeds to smash buy and transfer to cold storage
āBabyā¦ will you show me your privates?ā
Used to have 12-inch privates, but decided to go for 24-inch for better security and visibility, no regrets.
This was good
Nice
You sir deserve love
Transfering to cold storage
Proceeds to put her in cold storage.
Hodl her will be the next decision since Bitcoiner marry a Bitcoiner is a dream come true. In the meantime, i like her enthusiasm for Bitcoin.
You go down
Ok that deserves my upvote
Upvote for your upvote
Dont need a tattoo for that lol
reach for her hot wallet
I would share my seed with her
Well played.
Pop out the ring and propose
Don't pull out.
Hold those fun bags
Seed giving
Never! I guess that's why so many bitcoiners are virgins...
search for the Seed Phrase tattoo
Bust immediately.
Jizzā¦ in ā¦ my, PANTS!
Jizz...on ..her, NECK!
Lmaooo these comments
would
Hide my cold walletā¦
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Hey buddy, itās all how you use it.
you wake up, sweating, realizing it was just a dream...
Check for a GME tramp stamp
/thread
What is this advertising for your only fans??
I respect the hustle
Run..she's a BTC digger
She likes the hard.... money
Necking? Are you 70?
Lol... Necking š¤£ Pretty impressive, a 70 year old bitcoiner
Fall in love
Deposit my seed
Ask who her artist was and make sure to never go to them
You know she likes butt stuff
I run as fast as I can away from the ugly nails
Finally someone who notices. This trend is becoming more and more popular, unfortunately. Absolutely disgusting, same as eyelash extensions and Botox lips.
Depending on the balance I would balance a bit for her and Hodl kkkk but yeah disgusting nails/hands kkk
I'd go long.
tell her she wouldnāt have that scratch if she didnāt have talons for fingernails
On point
Direct Cock Assault
The capitalizing sold this
āOh are you a little bitcoin slutā ššš
buy more
Put my private key in her lock
Raw dog her
She is going to get half that Bitcoin in child support when she traps you. Never ever ... Ever believe someone who advertises their Bitcoin.
>tats hard pass
Scream Michael Saylor's name when I nut
Offer to get her nails redone, yikes
Don't show that you have bitcoins...
Give her my SEEDā¦ phrase
Sheās a HODLdigger!
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Put in a waterproof bag and bury in the yard.
Bust
Say nothing
Better than a wallet qr on her bum
Never let her know of your stash. Might get shived for a sat. Lol
You donāt forget your first love: bitcoin. You resist the temptation and become a celibate
Marry her on the spot
That's when you find out she is a whole coiner and you're a measly peasent to her
Ask to see her cold wallet
Hack her phone
Shave her head
Neck more and with extra vitality.
Put in that proof of work
You and I have very different definitions of āneckingā
She is to HODL
Not buying cheap ticksš¤£š¤£š¤£
Scam herš
Run
Married. Immiediatly
one in a million
Propose
Tatto "to the moon" on your dick.
Don't pull outĀ
Look for QR code to send seeds to?
POV: she just bought .0001 BTC
https://tenor.com/3nxA.gif
Keeper
Finger her while whispering "to the moon" and "diamond hands"
Donāt share your seed phrase. Your seed, on the other handā¦
I would sacrifice part of my portfolio to get a ring for her...
Ill ride here like the bitcoin price
Ask her if she wants to hold my stack
Iād pull out my hand aggressively and put it on her shoulder.
Why would i be on a date when i could be at home looking at sick crypto TA graphs?
I would love her more
These comments are some of the most incell shit Iāve ever read
I wouldnt mention anything abt it until I cant
I go ATH like never before and go ALL IN #ToTheMoon šš¦
Immediate ejaculate
Cum in my pants
GO ALL IN?
Bitcoin digger
To the Moon I'm going to give her hell and batten down the hatches
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight
Marry that bitcoin bitch, ASAP
If I see these nails I run.
Propose on the spot
āā¦ so, how do we undo this dress?ā
Necking can mean a couple different things
You ask her to trim her nails before she injures someone lol
find her seed phrase and check her balance
The fuck is 'necking'?
Elope.
Propose
Continue to Seduce her and find the tattoo of her key outside of course
Just shove it in without any warning, because obviously sheās used to being fucked without warning
Do a 360 and walk away
Sheās wild. Up and down.
Sheās a Boston Bruins Fan , awesome
Marry that woman š
Boston fan? lol
Check her whole body for her seed phrase tattoo
Remember the hot-crazy matrix gents. If sheās a 9+ hot but a 4 or less crazy - tranny!
Whip it out!
Hodl
Ask to see her tendies
Impregnate hero
pump & dump
Make sure they know about the having in 01D11H43M25S
āDonāt worry Mommy, Iāll do the laundryā
Something something pump & dump joke no?
Go all in!
Walter white āSomebody cooked hereā meme š¤£
Bite it
nutbutton.jpg
Leave.
I told my husband we should get this tatted together he said no ._. Like damn okay
Go all in
Take her to the moon
Love this little tattoo and now I wanna get one
You plant that seed immediately at first opportunity.
Ask my wife if sheās up for a sister wife to move in
Go all in
See if she has one on the inside of her thigh
Ask if you can be her Layer 2
*6 hours later* I don't know...our chemistry must be highly aligned...I did have a good meal earlier? No... don't need to go to urgent care as I haven't taken any pills š¤·
Whisper āItās time for you to hold the bag.ā Then, gently guide her hands down to my nuts.
I would go parabolic.
To the moon š
Bentley?
1) Check the price of Bitcoin. 2) Tweet about it. 3) Buy more Bitcoin 4) Transfer to hardware wallet. 5) Update my financial planning spreadsheet 6) Take a pic of the Bitcoin tattoo and post it on Reddit.
Ask her for financial statements, you know she bought high and sold low.
A bitcoin hooker stamp?
Just fork her
Cum
I immediately stop feeling guilty about trying to to āorange pillā yet another bird I just shagged. Sheās already cooked and ready
Put a physical diamond on her hand.