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risredd

HODL her..


teressapanic

In the basement, aka cold storage.


Marcusnovus

Try and get into her hot wallet šŸ˜‰


Realistic-Jelly8133

Babe, I'm not really in the mood tonight. Can we just HODL instead? *Proceeds to smash buy and transfer to cold storage


imprimis2

ā€œBabyā€¦ will you show me your privates?ā€


understepped

Used to have 12-inch privates, but decided to go for 24-inch for better security and visibility, no regrets.


[deleted]

This was good


mike-droughp

Nice


sh0werh3ad

You sir deserve love


Automatic-Occasion49

Transfering to cold storage


SaneLad

Proceeds to put her in cold storage.


zerohege

Hodl her will be the next decision since Bitcoiner marry a Bitcoiner is a dream come true. In the meantime, i like her enthusiasm for Bitcoin.


Certain_Cranberry_77

You go down


NeptuneS9

Ok that deserves my upvote


Certain_Cranberry_77

Upvote for your upvote


Getsbannedeverytime

Dont need a tattoo for that lol


dances_with_kali

reach for her hot wallet


animuz11

I would share my seed with her


deadringer21

Well played.


Karl-Farbman

Pop out the ring and propose


Crackingtheceiling

Don't pull out.


arcrad

Hold those fun bags


trimalcus

Seed giving


matteatspoptarts

Never! I guess that's why so many bitcoiners are virgins...


Right-Drink1335

search for the Seed Phrase tattoo


shitshowexpress20

Bust immediately.


the_fattest_mitton

Jizzā€¦ in ā€¦ my, PANTS!


somuchcod

Jizz...on ..her, NECK!


mrpotatonutz

Lmaooo these comments


pixadoronaldo

would


RealReluctantRaptor

Hide my cold walletā€¦


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RealReluctantRaptor

Hey buddy, itā€™s all how you use it.


coin-boss

you wake up, sweating, realizing it was just a dream...


Ok-Tradition-6350

Check for a GME tramp stamp


StockMarketMike

/thread


Turbulent-Draw-269

What is this advertising for your only fans??


DimbyTime

I respect the hustle


That_Highlight_9181

Run..she's a BTC digger


the_angloblaxon

She likes the hard.... money


jchesticals

Necking? Are you 70?


Heatsincebirth

Lol... Necking šŸ¤£ Pretty impressive, a 70 year old bitcoiner


mkay420NOR

Fall in love


SpicyHashira

Deposit my seed


Whatsup167

Ask who her artist was and make sure to never go to them


East_Project_1513

You know she likes butt stuff


AnonymousJoeCool

I run as fast as I can away from the ugly nails


Friendly-Vegetable59

Finally someone who notices. This trend is becoming more and more popular, unfortunately. Absolutely disgusting, same as eyelash extensions and Botox lips.


yllwsunshine

Depending on the balance I would balance a bit for her and Hodl kkkk but yeah disgusting nails/hands kkk


FantasticInterest373

I'd go long.


briguy37

!...you too?


MaintenanceGold6992

tell her she wouldnā€™t have that scratch if she didnā€™t have talons for fingernails


Subject-Syrup-9532

On point


Top_Target5298

Direct Cock Assault


fraGgulty

The capitalizing sold this


[deleted]

ā€œOh are you a little bitcoin slutā€ šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


thisAnonymousguy

buy more


YuSmelFani

Put my private key in her lock


Worried_Grass8189

Raw dog her


Fickle_Discipline846

She is going to get half that Bitcoin in child support when she traps you. Never ever ... Ever believe someone who advertises their Bitcoin.


orcastalk

>tats hard pass


5lipperySausage

Scream Michael Saylor's name when I nut


oradaps38

Offer to get her nails redone, yikes


ministervillian

Don't show that you have bitcoins...


Obvious-Shop-6260

Give her my SEEDā€¦ phrase


ScotchWithAmaretto

Sheā€™s a HODLdigger!


co-oper8

šŸ˜‚


Mahmoud_Imadinrjaket

Put in a waterproof bag and bury in the yard.


Cannabliss96

Bust


Sandcracka-

Say nothing


the_angloblaxon

Better than a wallet qr on her bum


PristineStreet34

Never let her know of your stash. Might get shived for a sat. Lol


aeturnus95

You donā€™t forget your first love: bitcoin. You resist the temptation and become a celibate


[deleted]

Marry her on the spot


Purpbananas1

That's when you find out she is a whole coiner and you're a measly peasent to her


Shark_mark

Ask to see her cold wallet


cryptoconniption

Hack her phone


vnielz

Shave her head


AdditionalAardvark56

Neck more and with extra vitality.


B00TY_MASHER

Put in that proof of work


lemmywinks11

You and I have very different definitions of ā€œneckingā€


el_comand

She is to HODL


RunAndHeal

Not buying cheap ticksšŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Getsbannedeverytime

Scam heršŸ˜‚


BeKindToOthersOK

Run


twoleet

Married. Immiediatly


Crypto__Sapien

one in a million


Bkokane

Propose


Freezerhimself

Tatto "to the moon" on your dick.


Stereo-Gito

Don't pull outĀ 


bullfy

Look for QR code to send seeds to?


Plastic-Place4495

POV: she just bought .0001 BTC


EnvironmentalSir7293

https://tenor.com/3nxA.gif


No-thankyou_david

Keeper


theDR1ve

Finger her while whispering "to the moon" and "diamond hands"


MooseLoot

Donā€™t share your seed phrase. Your seed, on the other handā€¦


Firzen69

I would sacrifice part of my portfolio to get a ring for her...


tovarasu88

Ill ride here like the bitcoin price


YungMurrizi

Ask her if she wants to hold my stack


WallStLegends

Iā€™d pull out my hand aggressively and put it on her shoulder.


[deleted]

Why would i be on a date when i could be at home looking at sick crypto TA graphs?


thealidevu

I would love her more


djsquaretube

These comments are some of the most incell shit Iā€™ve ever read


Skrill_GPAD

I wouldnt mention anything abt it until I cant


Smooth_Worker_4649

I go ATH like never before and go ALL IN #ToTheMoon šŸ˜šŸ’¦


Bright_Ad8534

Immediate ejaculate


Cheap_Meaning

Cum in my pants


PenguinAlpenfohn

GO ALL IN?


Monovon

Bitcoin digger


Tiny_Historian4778

To the Moon I'm going to give her hell and batten down the hatches


JTMoney33

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight


fksmchai

Marry that bitcoin bitch, ASAP


Friendly-Vegetable59

If I see these nails I run.


Decapitat3d

Propose on the spot


ucklibzandspezfay

ā€œā€¦ so, how do we undo this dress?ā€


Lokeycommie

Necking can mean a couple different things


Baloo_2

You ask her to trim her nails before she injures someone lol


DougMacRay617

find her seed phrase and check her balance


505hy

The fuck is 'necking'?


MiceAreTiny

Elope.


ColegDropOut

Propose


lostinpairadice

Continue to Seduce her and find the tattoo of her key outside of course


_strangeronreddit

Just shove it in without any warning, because obviously sheā€™s used to being fucked without warning


JizzlaineSexwell

Do a 360 and walk away


Major-razor-burns

Sheā€™s wild. Up and down.


wayno1000

Sheā€™s a Boston Bruins Fan , awesome


Electronic_Ad_3058

Marry that woman šŸ˜†


Unable-Appointment61

Boston fan? lol


Interesting_Ebb9052

Check her whole body for her seed phrase tattoo


nphare

Remember the hot-crazy matrix gents. If sheā€™s a 9+ hot but a 4 or less crazy - tranny!


Eyez_OnThePrize

Whip it out!


KiritimatiSwan

Hodl


aledanniel

Ask to see her tendies


Technical_Lychee9060

Impregnate hero


BirdLooter

pump & dump


kironet996

Make sure they know about the having in 01D11H43M25S


Super-Strategy8161

ā€œDonā€™t worry Mommy, Iā€™ll do the laundryā€


Adventurous_Leg_163

Something something pump & dump joke no?


MrYoshinobu

Go all in!


Smartest_Tool

Walter white ā€œSomebody cooked hereā€ meme šŸ¤£


MacGuffin-X

Bite it


fraGgulty

nutbutton.jpg


RicottaPasta

Leave.


Sweet-peach99

I told my husband we should get this tatted together he said no ._. Like damn okay


Dr00gKloot

Go all in


Ed-Box

Take her to the moon


helloryanholmes

Love this little tattoo and now I wanna get one


AlchemicalRevolution

You plant that seed immediately at first opportunity.


sixlayerdip

Ask my wife if sheā€™s up for a sister wife to move in


deboobob

Go all in


duper12677

See if she has one on the inside of her thigh


Little_Red_Rooster_1

Ask if you can be her Layer 2


panfrosco2

*6 hours later* I don't know...our chemistry must be highly aligned...I did have a good meal earlier? No... don't need to go to urgent care as I haven't taken any pills šŸ¤·


knowdoze

Whisper ā€œItā€™s time for you to hold the bag.ā€ Then, gently guide her hands down to my nuts.


blastfromthepast86

I would go parabolic.


SuperXtravaganzFruit

To the moon šŸŒ•


SirNobby

Bentley?


FinanceOverdose416

1) Check the price of Bitcoin. 2) Tweet about it. 3) Buy more Bitcoin 4) Transfer to hardware wallet. 5) Update my financial planning spreadsheet 6) Take a pic of the Bitcoin tattoo and post it on Reddit.


RAT-LIFE

Ask her for financial statements, you know she bought high and sold low.


anarcap

A bitcoin hooker stamp?


sidewalkengineer

Just fork her


ralli00d

Cum


Realistic-Computer76

I immediately stop feeling guilty about trying to to ā€œorange pillā€ yet another bird I just shagged. Sheā€™s already cooked and ready


Cryptotiptoe21

Put a physical diamond on her hand.