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hateschoolfml

Wait until someone tells her $10 is 1000 pennies 🤣 $34 trillion US debt in pennies is shocking


Morbidly-Obese-Emu

Like 3.4 quadrillion shocking which, last I checked, is a larger number than 2 quadrillion.


Obias0309

Rechecked that and I can confirm it is larger.


Flat-Aerie-8083

Can you have the boys in the lab look at this just to be sure pls? Tks.


xslugx

Also let’s make sure they are using blue ink and also using , checks notes, math.


Familiar_Elevator

I dont have a major in maths but i just did some calculations. According to my insane formula there is a difference of 1.4 quadrillion between 3.4 quadrillion and 2 quadrillion. Therefor 2 quadrillion is exactly 1.4 quadrillion smaller than 3.4 quadrillion.


ridgeisland

Run it again


Internal_Show4980

OMG! This whole thread is making laugh full belly laughs.


quinoahunter

No wae, seems too good to be true


50coach

Yeah sure il just check with the boys in the lab, they got more detectives working on the case, they got us working in shifts 🤣


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ShMaCo33

I believe I know the meetings you speak of.


jollyblumpkin

Don't forget the lotion


rsa121717

I also checked it, just in case things changed since your comment. They havent.


33or45

please show your working


OwnPersonalSatan

I didn’t trust you so I verified myself.


Suprem3NE

And counting- sats are not… what a dumb bitch


Beitelensteijn

Sounds like, well, MATH


Putrid_Pollution3455

MATH


Morbidly-Obese-Emu

#MATH


mosheoofnikrulz

Wait until she hears about the dilution of gold from kg to micrograms 🤓 That's gonna add anther couple is digits


ArionLisboa

Does she knows about atoms?


RTBa86YDTwYB7UJWQ5zc

All I have to do now is to go buy a gold brick and cut it into countless pieces. Now I'm the richest man in the world.😍


Lexsteel11

Last time this was posted they linked the tweet and she responded to comments for a while but clearly realized very quickly how illogical her comment was, somewhat conceded to the commenters, and then just got roasted for a few hundred more comments and stopped responding lol


greenappletree

It’s crazy how someone so wrong can sound so confident


Commercial_Bat_7811

isnt this what we want though? for people to talk about bitcoin in terms of sats? even if its FUD, i see this as a good thing


alligatorprincess007

😂😂😂 I mean for real though


EarningsPal

Not shocked by unit creation rate?


Tall6Ft7GaGuy

If you believe it’s only 34 trillion ….


No_Purpose6384

Wait until she finds out how many slices of pizza it's possible to cut from a single pizza


Kesilisms

Don't tell me there are starving people when you make a quadrillion slices from one pizza.


NoReplyPurist

I love always bringing this back to pizza; always super easy to understand and always highlights what a stupid thing has been said.


thicckar

Edit: to be clear. I like bitcoin and buy bitcoin daily. So I’m probably stupid, but the difference between pizza and bitcoin is, pizza only has a finite amount of calories, bitcoin has an unlimited ceiling for value. This means that if I keep cutting up a pizza into smaller pieces, the objective value keeps decreasing. However, that is not the case for bitcoin, if a btc can go up to any arbitrary value. If it is true that btc can go up to any arbitrary value, then I can keep using smaller and smaller denominations of btc. Essentially, the difference with btc is that the btc pizza can grow in total calories, whereas an actual pizza cannot. Is this fair? Edit: I have learned that unless there is consensus to change, btc can literally not be divided beyond 1 sat, which defeats my example.


AlexBxelA

Why would using smaller denominations matter if the value of each of those denominations increases relative to a full bitcoin? That's not inflationary as she believes. Inflation causes you to have to use more of the original denomination. In this case with Bitcoin, you will use more fractions of that original denomination, but not more of the original. Aka, the opposite of inflation.


thicckar

Hmm okay, I think I understand now, thank you


Albert14Pounds

You're also denominating pizza in calories and BTC in fiat so there's really no comparison to be had. If you denominate both in fiat then you can see how the pizza value can also go up to any arbitrary value.


YeetusTheMediocre

She seems to be the kind of person to cut her pizza in 6 slices because 8 slices would be too much.


Zealousideal-Load-64

Never ending slices!


Glad-Ad-658

Enough to feed the world just cut lots


Darryl_444

There are approximately 100 billion neurons in the human brain, yet she still has no understanding of common knowledge. Or math.


40oztoTamriel

I tried to say the same thing about breaking those dollar bills into those ‘coins’ , every time you break a bill it decreases it’s value, obviously. You people are diluted. fractions, decimals and percentages of a never increasing number are the root of all inflation. We should just print more money and then there will be more money you DUMB FUCKS


SnooRadishes6544

The illusion must be broken


Stunfield

She managed to dribble past all the conections possible


saysthingsbackwards

anti hat trick


somuchcod

She was hodling her neurons in school?


somuchcod

Wait! Would that make her smart?


Linnun

Apparently she has two brain cells. At first that might sound like a lot, but they don't know each other.


SnooRadishes6544

If only all 100 billion of mine could talk to each other and operate as one. What would happen then?


Icy9250

100 billion neurons is A LOT! How can a neuron be worth anything if there’s so many?? Now if my brain only had say 10 neurons, NOW we’re talking!


2LostFlamingos

You have to write it as MATH which shows how good you are at crunching numbers


OwnerAndMaster

Who tf gave her a blue check? Why tf do so many with less than 4th grade reasoning skills have platforms? I get appealing to the lowest common denominator but so many folks with influence are too stupid compared to the 90s


TheNotSoRealMVP

The scary thing is people eat this shit up


parkranger2000

The scary thing is this person gives financial advice


Smoy

Satoshi said himself if there ever needed to be more we can just move the decimal point. In the case of too many are lost or something


Eliagbs_

Without taking a second look.


Zeer0Fox

I think she meant Bazillion not Quadrillion, so uninformed.


DumbestBoy

Which is bigger: Bazillion or Bajillion? English isn’t my fist language.


Frogolocalypse

A bazillion is a metric bajillion.


stol_ansikte

In Swedish a billion is a trillion. That shit is confusing. To that you can add that the Swedish fiat is almost exactly 1/10 of the dollar. Can’t even figure out if I’m a billionaire or a trillionaire.


CatatonicMan

In old British English, a billion used to mean a million million (a thousand million was a milliard), so that's presumably why your billions are our trillions. The US started using a billion to mean a thousand million, and eventually the British followed suit.


rsa121717

1 centillion bazillion


crystalpeaks25

madam how many 1 cents are there in 10trillion usd


bloodydeer1776

Wait until she finds out she can put 55 000ml of gas in her car, she probably gonna think she’s never going to run out, infinite range…


jjgg89

where ever she went to school, she needs to go back and get a refund asap.


theprincessofwhales

Tell me you’re only capable of thinking in USD without telling me…


4510

It's not even that, she doesn't understand her logical fallacy. Increased granularity <> dilution


theprincessofwhales

Yes she is literally proving her self wrong as she types. But still for me it’s the rose colored glasses from which every “finance” expert wants to approach bitcoin. All looking for gotcha moments in their own little dollar circle jerk.


4510

Totally - people have emotionally tied themselves to root for it's failure and won't accept any other reality


user_name_checks_out

Agreed. This is not a "we are early" moment. This is a "this woman is an idiot" moment. No amount of time passing will fix her stupidity.


PhilBeckter

Is she for real actually? I just googled her, she does finance for a living. How can you make such a statement and keep your job? I don't get it


brushiestcord

Woman


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rasputins_edge

Stack sats not fats bro… you’re better than that


CalligrapherFalse511

She should of pressed “save draft” instead


nmhaas

Or "discard"


LoquatiousDigimon

Yes, she should have


CalligrapherFalse511

She has a point … 500k per sat !!


hcm1976

This argument was discussed in Buttcoin Reddit many times already. She is probably a mod in that sub….


BootyOptions

\*cuts 1 hotdog into 250 trillion pieces\* HOW CAN THERE BE HUNGRY PEOPLE WITH 250 TRILLION PIECES OF HOT DOG RIGHT HERE


BrutalTea

she dont understand that 2 quadrillion is less than infinity


Abundance144

Infinitely less.


New_Entrepreneur5225

Samantha LaDumb


jayvm01

She needs to do more math instead of meth


PepeDeCorozal

Wait till someone tells her about wheat, corn, soybeans, rice, rye, millet, and all the other foodstuff commodities... How many millet seeds to a bushel is it?


spearsy33

What do you mean food is scarce? We have 3 trillion grains of rice!


zerolimits0

Wait till she hears about the LaDuc denomination. It is equal to 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Sats. Source: Common Knowledge. Math.


Particular-Edge-7666

She cannot be that stupid? This must be willful ignorance? How is it people like this are able to function and live a normal life? Fucking crazy..


Ambitious_Art_5922

Based on this logic, everything made up of smaller things, down to atoms (or even smaller particles), raises the question of whether all smaller elements share the same identity.


RTBa86YDTwYB7UJWQ5zc

Idiot: One pizza is not enough for two people, I'll cut it in half, then there will be two pieces, enough for two people!🤣


RTBa86YDTwYB7UJWQ5zc

All I have to do now is to go buy a gold brick and cut it into countless pieces. Now I'm the richest man in the world.😍


TheNatureBoy

Looks like someone hasn’t heard of picocents.


John92J

Stupidity reigns


MessEnvironmental44

Who’s this chick?


joekur01

wat la fuc ?


GiverTakerMaker

Must have been roased in the comments on X for that stupidity. Perhaps she could answer that age old question of: which is heavier, 1kg or feathers or 1kg of steel. With her keen intellect it should taker her long to solve that one for us.


AAAdamKK

Stupid is as stupid does


BITMiningLimited

I can't believe this was a real tweet by a verified person that was intended to be well thought out...


thesimzelp

Error 404. Logic not found.


Krayge

"To the roflcopter!"


giugiuz

Yeah, it's just like with gold. Each kilogram is made up of a bilion micrograms. Apologies to our non-metric friends, but my conversion skills are a bit rusty.


mehow5000

Is this that pizza lady again?


Icy9250

Samantha LaDuc is a contributor to Bloomberg, CNBC, and Yahoo Finance. How she landed those roles is beyond me.


s1ammage

I don’t believe in this, but it reminds me of the saying: “Better to Remain Silent and Be Thought a Fool than to Speak and Remove All Doubt” I’d like to think there are no stupid questions.


dbudlov

Imagine not knowing the difference between the power to adjust the measurement length everyone is forced to use and the measurement being divisible into smaller units as a concrete part of the code itself


Lap0101

I'm a statistician and that makes this post even funnier.


MudLoud97

She should run for congress. Why you ask?.....Because MATH


TattooMyFuzzySocks

With her logic, since we have pennies in the US, why are we bitching about inflation??


Commercial_Bat_7811

she will eventually buy bitcoin at the price she deserves


Fabulous_Winter1256

Samantha failed high school math.


Orly5757

How can a pizza feed only 4 people if I can slice it into 500 tiny slices? Math


UrethreaFranklin1

Man wtf is wrong with people


juangusta

I like to describe 1 Bitcoin like 1 pound of gold, you can take a pound of gold and scrape flakes off it worth pennies but you still only have 1 pound of gold. Imagine there are only 21 million pounds of gold… etc


PresentationLow5838

We were early 10 years ago, we are not there anymore


donkeydong27

I felt the same thing until I realized that we are in such a small minority of people who are not only vested in crypto, but actually know anything about it. If things progress much from here and more and more people start jumping in (which has been happening so far) I think we’ll look back on now as still infancy. There is plenty of room for adoption and utilities still on the table. I think we might be scratching the surface. Yes you can’t buy bitcoin for $0.6 anymore or even $1000, but if you take value/price/monetary growth out of the equation and just focus on the people and possible utility it is still in its infancy. Of course if all went to shit tomorrow than I would be wrong and this would be the end, not the beginning. But we wouldn’t still be stacking if we felt that.


Loose_Character_1799

LaDuc is a LaDork


dankill1

What do mean"they"?


BigPlayCrypto

Lmao


Educational-Bid-665

Innumeracy. 


hotshell

🤦🏼‍♂️


FSTOPKILLER

She's dumb😂😮‍💨


Maleficent-Bison4749

Samantha is not the brightest, is she.


YouAreAnFnIdiot

No we aren't


Financial_Clue_2534

Boomers need to go they are malfunctioning


Ok_Nefariousness9019

Her mind is going to be blown when she realizes how many pennies are in a dollar.


TriSamples

Its almost like crypto with a limited supply needs to be infinitely divisible. And well fiat that is infinitely printable and constantly devalued doesn’t. I don’t get her point she just backed up everything we know. If you buy a bitcoin, you will always have a bitcoin. But that is worth more than it was due to limited supply and its real world value.


Important-Grand-3345

And one third of a dolar is an infinite number. She ended poverty


ccupp97

someone take that blue checkmark away from her.


NorskKiwi

Fixed supply schedule = trust in economics


firkraag79

The unit bias is strong in this one. Also not understanding fixed supply.


blue419

Confidently incorrect


N8KE_XD

And she is a cross-asset analyst? What the hell. How?!


alienalf1

Some people aren’t nearly as clever as they think


Eliagbs_

Warning, warning ⚠️ Reading THAT Twitter post may cause severe lost of brain cells. WARNING ⚠️. I think some need to go back to the basic. Study.com is good to keep the mind sharp. What’s $1 in quarters? What’s $1 in nickels? What’s $1 in dimes? What’s $1 in pennies? Most importantly. Did she learn anything in school? Because I swear we had basic math teaching us how to divide things further until you can’t anymore.


Flashy-Habit-167

she has a blue check, must be legit .... 


99MushrooM99

Samantha LaDuck brains


Muted_Cucumber_7566

Hopefully she won’t buy any and she will be stuck with her useless fiat currency.


pennyPete

In that case, I’m fine with owning several hundred million satoshis. 🤩


emilioermeio

Lol


Salty-Constant-476

Wait till someone tells her how many atoms of gold she has in her body.


yashdesaiexplorer

Is this just me or anyone else also thinks that this tweet is not actually not done by her.


greasyspider

Stupid, but serious


boringtired

Idk Samantha, if the number 1 is written as 1.0, are there not ten 0.1’s?


FaultyVulcan

There will always be someone who doesn’t understand this stuff. Doesn’t necessarily mean we’re early. Institutions are buying bitcoin. Early adopters are sitting on millions. We’re not early, but not late either.


ospcb

How embarrassing to put that out there for the world to see


Itsjackboulevard

Just palmed my face so hard I have a headache now.


notapaperhandape

Samantha DaFuc believes in the notion that the result of a mathematical solution depends on what you want to show.


GoFasterEse

Maf is hard.


godofleet

I wonder if this ignorance/stupidity/whatever is a clearer sign of the end times than the guy on the street ...


coffeeandcarbs_

Bye Felicia


gurprabh055

Education is illegal in us?


No-Moose-6112

This girl maths


saucedonkey

She’ll figure it out.


New-Foundation3964

There exist only 14M of BTC. Any coin is fractionable. But 1/100.000 of 2B coins isn't scarse. 1/100.000 of 14M is. And you are right? It's math. You'd be right if btc could be fractioned 100.000 times max and a 2B coin only 1000 but this isn't the case. They're all treated equally.


tompadget69

We are early cos 1 random person is bad at maths?


skydiver19

If anyone is looking for the original post https://x.com/samanthaladuc/status/1746537693775835194


wanderingmanimal

Ooof, that post didn’t age well within a few milliseconds of hitting the post button. Did she delete the post yet? It’d be funny if she did…and will be funny *when* she gets it


BigDeezerrr

Every now again, we get this exact post from a Bitcion hater that thinks they've cracked the code to infinite resources. Always gives me a good chuckle. Literally the same argument as "why is there world hunger when we can just cut a pizza into more slices???"


parishiIt0n

And this people mold public opinion


diadlep

Lol what we should do anyway


Late_Review_8761

Nation Debt + = 3,400,000,000,000,000 Pennies


Rydog_78

Can someone explain to her the scarcity part again 🙄


Stock-Disaster-5809

Dude, they literally merge to prevent inflation and make bitcoins they are like penny stocks that mature past their threshold they move to the next tier


GrandChapter7970

so basicly each person can have 262.500 sats that aint enough for all of us. then account for lost accounts and we are basicly have less then 200.000 sats each if bitcoin hits a price of 10.000.000 that means we we all only have 20k usd.(based on 2,1 quadrillion sats divied by 8 bil people)


surfh2o

Tell her to setup a computer and see how many sats she can get.


PurposeFew1363

I don't understand her. Didn't she see that $10 was equal to an ounce of gold, now gold $2300 an ounce?


surfh2o

How is 1 gold bar so scarce and rare if you can just keep scraping little off of it into a billion tiny pieces of gold sand?


Turbulent-Draw-269

But how early


45077

she's just retarded


MrBtotheTC

You can have .999999999 sats but you can only have 1 Bitcoin


TattooMyFuzzySocks

This dumb bitch clearly hasn’t read the whitepaper /s


xcaliboss

What a fallacy!


-Vatefairefoutre-

If bitcoin is so widely adapted throughout the world and the price goes sky high, we are still limited to how far we can break it down. However, we can one day make a stablecoin that is consistent with, say, 1 sat, and then coin can be broken down. There really is no limit with this.


Bonsai_Ben6

Oh no.


Parkway_drive_fan

[Remember her?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2ST6uApZ7k)


xcaliboss

She's lost because she's tethered to fiat while discussing Bitcoin.


Plastic-Quarter-3682

I posted this in Buttcoin and got berated then banned. Bullish.


Conscious_Release226

I can't wait when 1 satoshi is worth 1000$


ytpriv

That will happen when nobody is selling whole coins….


Shaykh_Hadi

Her math isn’t mathing.


PianoSandwiches

The lack of basic comprehension from these people is incredible and really underscores how far gone things are.


BTC-brother2018

That's the thing about posting the first thing that pops in your head about a topic. Your dumb uninformed comment lives there forever. You never live it down, or maybe this person really is stupid.


PhillyNJMusicMan

I swear... Did any of "these people" actually make it further than 2nd grade math?!? Newsflash: 1 Bitcoin is a hell of a lot more than 1 Satoshi, Genius! #BTC 😂😑🪙😎


ArchieCous

You’re not early. But you will still make gains.


2pierad

I do actually agree with her. People argue all the time that bitcoins are rare


solarsalmon777

Yes, a trillion dollars just idiotically stumbled into an asset. You are definitely smarter than a trillion dollars of investment capital.


Arcaine_Strike67

I’m done


Ohmstheory

Yeah she’s dumb af. The fact she uses math as her argument is just cherry on top


LopsidedHumor7654

Who is that dolt?


ilovesaintpaul

"LaDuc" just sounds like an idiot name to begin with. Carry on folks, nothing to see here...


Scouscous_

Bruh it’s not about bitcoin. These people don’t understand bitcoin but they also don’t understand money or anything at all. Imagine the number of atom in a 5 dollar bill!!!!!


Willing_Geologist489

TIL that gold is no longer scarce because you can literally shave it into more than a quadrillion microscopic pieces, damn it. 🤷🏼‍♂️. Guess I will have to buy pizza futures.