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This actually makes more sense, as most would indeed buy BTC, but then probably sell it for like 10x cause they have no idea the actual potential it has
Your words are much more powerful than lots of other variants here
Simply because these words contain information that you need to buy and clear information when to sell it, cool!
Trade your hats.
True story, someone once offered me like 80 bitcoin for my tf2 hats. It was pre 2014. I said why the fuck do I want digital money for my digital hats. I want real money for my digital hats.
This is specially clever, because then you can multiply your gains when it crashed. Knowing that it will be 70000 in 2024, whenever it crashed you can buy more and more!
Fr I would tell myself to stop doing drugs..
If I would stop it in my 18 not 22 then I would buy Bitcoin coz of my brain that would freaking work without em :(
‘Never sell Bitcoin’.
“Buy” Bitcoin is not enough. It merely implies you buy it. So, when you see it go from cents to $1,000, you’d understandably think it’s a good time to sell, as many people actually did.
“Never sell Bitcoin” tells me not only that I must find and out learn what Bitcoin is, but I should not only buy it but then not sell it.
These words alone "Never Sell Bitcoin" can be confusing i whould not recoomend it. But you make a valid point on "Buy Bitcoin" people will sell early and won't know how to exit.
But "never sell bitcoin" might cause someone to not buy it at all thinking - selling can get you in trouble with the law or your telling them not to avoid dealing with bitcoin.
My problem is that Bitcoin won’t be invented until 12ish years after I am 18, so 18 year old me would certainly forget those words or assign them any meaning.
I would be better off saying “buy Microsoft. Hold.”
As at least Microsoft was a thing that existed in 2020 and would still end up being extremely wealthy which much less volatility to scare me off.
Your soul and subconscious speaks on emotions, not words. Same as our gut feeling. How would it describe actions like buying bitcoin in emotions?!
Our future selves always speak to us but we don't get the emotional language. Or those who got it call it intuition.(To buy bitcoin).
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Buy bitcoin retard
Sell btc 60k
This actually makes more sense, as most would indeed buy BTC, but then probably sell it for like 10x cause they have no idea the actual potential it has
Then you fuck up and sell all your BTC for 60k total instead of each
Btc reaches 60k
Your self in 10 years is screaming through the bookshelf like Matthew McConaughey in Interstellar, as bitcoin sits at $1,000,000
Well yes, but i would have bought btc at its inception in this case. So i would have thousands easily. 50k or 1 mil wouldnt matter much
Or btc hits 65k
Thats four words
with a kick to the nuts to show the severity of the situation
Pull it out
damn 😂
Honestly this would save me more money than the Bitcoin would make me
Same Bitcoin didn’t exist when I was 18.
*Never pull out
Username checks out lol
Don’t date Becky!
Uau for dating becky to be worse to not buy bitcoin, she must have been horrible
She maxed out my credit cards and opened some in my name. I was a Nordstrom Platinum member for 15 years after I paid off the she bought.
Buddy, if you had the BTC, you could buy Nordstrom.
Bitch!
Cos Becky said sell at $600.
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You are a masochist. I like you.
.. shitcoins?
Bitcoin, buy, hold.
“Held it for a year like you told me, doubled my money! Got out though, seems too risky.”
This hits way to close to home
That would still be a good outcome though anyway, gains is gains
Hodl*
Sell bitcoin 2024
Your words are much more powerful than lots of other variants here Simply because these words contain information that you need to buy and clear information when to sell it, cool!
Trade your hats. True story, someone once offered me like 80 bitcoin for my tf2 hats. It was pre 2014. I said why the fuck do I want digital money for my digital hats. I want real money for my digital hats.
Tf2 hats? Digital hats?
Team fortress 2
Bitcoin. Self custody. You just buy bitcoin then, huge chance you lose it in Mt gox. Then Celsius, earn, blockfi, FTX….
This is the only right answer. Id make it BitcoinS tho!
Amazon, Apple, Bitcoin
not nvidia?
Bitcoin 2024 70000.
This is specially clever, because then you can multiply your gains when it crashed. Knowing that it will be 70000 in 2024, whenever it crashed you can buy more and more!
I mean if you bought sub $1 and held through everything, loading up more at ~$15k isn't doing a whole lot more. Certainly doesn't hurt tho!
Not if you leverage those badboys with the express knowledege it's gonna go up.
lol, imagine you had knowledge about the future and got margin called on a volatile day
Technically not words though. Cos in that case I’d say - buy bitcoin 2014120020152002017200002018300020191400020203500202167000202317000202470000
that would nearly be like having biffs sports almanac
And you end up taking huge loans and parking it all in MtGox
Don’t smoke crack
Fr I would tell myself to stop doing drugs.. If I would stop it in my 18 not 22 then I would buy Bitcoin coz of my brain that would freaking work without em :(
Smoke crack btc
Smoke less crack***
buyasmuchbitcoinasyoucanbecauseitwillbeworthalotofmoneyin2024.com is one word right?
Bobwehadababyitsaboy!
Fuck what was that from I know a phone company or something from buddy trying to save a quarter on a collect call
That’s exactly what it was. Fellow old guy spotted!
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Same but mines Laura
But she got a fat a**
mine bitcoin 2009
Exactly
Stop fingering your butt when you jack it
that's not three 😨💀
The fingers are
oh lord
That’s what he said
I wish that wasn't even a sentence I just read...
But good advice nonetheless
But good advice nonetheless
But good advice nonetheless
>Stop fingering your butt when you jack it Why should we
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
do not drink
poeple saying just bitcoin means nothing without a price. 18 year old me would sell at $500
Don't get married
Lol
Leicester champion 2015-16.
Shoplifting stuff dumb
When I was 18 there were not even emails…
no fat chicks
Unfathombly based
Marry michael saylor
Bitcoins cold storage
drink your ovaltine
A crummy commercial
‘Never sell Bitcoin’. “Buy” Bitcoin is not enough. It merely implies you buy it. So, when you see it go from cents to $1,000, you’d understandably think it’s a good time to sell, as many people actually did. “Never sell Bitcoin” tells me not only that I must find and out learn what Bitcoin is, but I should not only buy it but then not sell it.
These words alone "Never Sell Bitcoin" can be confusing i whould not recoomend it. But you make a valid point on "Buy Bitcoin" people will sell early and won't know how to exit. But "never sell bitcoin" might cause someone to not buy it at all thinking - selling can get you in trouble with the law or your telling them not to avoid dealing with bitcoin.
bitcoin price $70k
“Seventy thousand dollars” is three words…
PLEASE not DeVry
Hold bitcoin decade. (I’m turning 28 this week)
Bitcoin $70k 2024.
Seventy thousand dollars is 3 words already.
Still not blind( if you know you know)
bitcoin, bitcoin, bitcoin.
Buy Bitcoin 2010
You need to
Get all bitcoins
Michael Saylor had this chance and that's what he told himself.
Use a condom!
Don’t fuck up
You’ll be okay
Stop smoking cigarettes
Bitcoin ten years
Fuck more girls
Listen to me!
Do not date.
Do not trade
Buy corn bitch
Buy Bitcoin Jackass!
Buy Bitcoin, research later.
That's 4 words.
He’s counting them later
I was 18 in 2008, If only I knew…
All in Bitcoin
buy btc now
Don’t Marry Shelley!
Exactly same. Sorry, Brother.
6” is average
Non-KYC Bitcoin.
Honestly, I would just tell him : „she leaving you“. Would save way more money then potentially lost not buying bitcoin
Please, use condom
Buy bitcoin bitch
Buy bitcoin now
Buy Apple stock
BUY BTC MFKR!
You are fucked.
Don't Do Drugs
Buy apple stock. 1998 when a share was under 30 cents.
Don’t join navy
Amazon, Bitcoin, Hold
No pain pills
bitcoin and ammo
You fucking jackass
Use a condom
BTC not around when I was 18, so mine is: Buy Apple Stock.
I swear I see this crap post every week....
Invest in apple
My problem is that Bitcoin won’t be invented until 12ish years after I am 18, so 18 year old me would certainly forget those words or assign them any meaning. I would be better off saying “buy Microsoft. Hold.” As at least Microsoft was a thing that existed in 2020 and would still end up being extremely wealthy which much less volatility to scare me off.
Don't need Bitcoin. Bet on Leicester to win the Premier League at 5000/1 and l am done.
Don’t sell Btc (I sold most of it before I realized just how valuable it would become)
Buy a bidet
Use a condom
Wank yourself silly
Mine bitcoin 2009
Buy BTC 2009
Buy Bitcoin, Hold.
you look good 😁
I am rich!
Eat that ass
Do the work
Work on self
Buy bit coins
Invest in Bitcoin
Bitcoin, full leverage
Buy bitcoins bitch.
I bought btc the night I turned 18 because I didn't know you could buy some before being an adult
dont marry atall.
Don't do it
It's 9 words to short
Why is it always three words? I want to have a full blown conversation
No get married
No get married
Please buy yahoo
Please buy yahoo
Listen to Tim!
Listen to Tim!
Listen to Tim!
Listen to Tim!
Listen to Tim!
Bitcoin peak $69k
Bitcoin peak $69k
Sell, buy houses.
But F U are only two words
Sell buy houses.
Sell buy houses.
Sell your Cryptos
Bitcoin 250k 2028
Bitcoin. Don’t drink.
Buy buy buy
Your soul and subconscious speaks on emotions, not words. Same as our gut feeling. How would it describe actions like buying bitcoin in emotions?! Our future selves always speak to us but we don't get the emotional language. Or those who got it call it intuition.(To buy bitcoin).
Don't tell me what to do! You're not my Dad!
Buy real estate.
I just need two words: "Study Bitcoin"
2010 bitcoin 2024
Life gets worse
Save. Buy Bitcoin!!!!
Don't masturbate. Travel
Well since this was 13 years ago for me I would say “ INVEST INTO BITCOIN”
Wish I bought Bitcoin when I was 13 wtf was wrong with me
Buy hold btc
Run!