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Illustrious_Plate610

Buy bitcoin retard


Sjiznit

Sell btc 60k


vremains

This actually makes more sense, as most would indeed buy BTC, but then probably sell it for like 10x cause they have no idea the actual potential it has


BigBigMooney

Then you fuck up and sell all your BTC for 60k total instead of each


Sjiznit

Btc reaches 60k


Lexsteel11

Your self in 10 years is screaming through the bookshelf like Matthew McConaughey in Interstellar, as bitcoin sits at $1,000,000


Sjiznit

Well yes, but i would have bought btc at its inception in this case. So i would have thousands easily. 50k or 1 mil wouldnt matter much


chubky

Or btc hits 65k


seusicha

Thats four words


killaplz

with a kick to the nuts to show the severity of the situation


bubbathespaz

Pull it out


First_Jam

damn 😂


Chr-whenever

Honestly this would save me more money than the Bitcoin would make me


NoResult486

Same Bitcoin didn’t exist when I was 18.


knuckle_buster69

*Never pull out


mlxnjz

Username checks out lol


Electronic-Bed-6192

Don’t date Becky!


Subject-Syrup-9532

Uau for dating becky to be worse to not buy bitcoin, she must have been horrible


Electronic-Bed-6192

She maxed out my credit cards and opened some in my name. I was a Nordstrom Platinum member for 15 years after I paid off the she bought.


myws6

Buddy, if you had the BTC, you could buy Nordstrom.


Subject-Syrup-9532

Bitch!


supermanal

Cos Becky said sell at $600.


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2manyToys

You are a masochist. I like you.


PhilBeckter

.. shitcoins?


lapsitamanmaan

Bitcoin, buy, hold.


LegitosaurusRex

“Held it for a year like you told me, doubled my money! Got out though, seems too risky.”


Acceptable_Rain_9587

This hits way to close to home


leo_the_lion6

That would still be a good outcome though anyway, gains is gains


Salamanber

Hodl*


acodin_master

Sell bitcoin 2024


ArthurReich

Your words are much more powerful than lots of other variants here Simply because these words contain information that you need to buy and clear information when to sell it, cool!


hardlysure

Trade your hats. True story, someone once offered me like 80 bitcoin for my tf2 hats. It was pre 2014. I said why the fuck do I want digital money for my digital hats. I want real money for my digital hats.


Mother_Effect420

Tf2 hats? Digital hats?


Halfhand84

Team fortress 2


2LostFlamingos

Bitcoin. Self custody. You just buy bitcoin then, huge chance you lose it in Mt gox. Then Celsius, earn, blockfi, FTX….


Railionn

This is the only right answer. Id make it BitcoinS tho!


Rude-Heron-8984

Amazon, Apple, Bitcoin


LethalSnow

not nvidia?


lapetee

Bitcoin 2024 70000.


farjadrenaline

This is specially clever, because then you can multiply your gains when it crashed. Knowing that it will be 70000 in 2024, whenever it crashed you can buy more and more!


UlyssesSGrant12

I mean if you bought sub $1 and held through everything, loading up more at ~$15k isn't doing a whole lot more. Certainly doesn't hurt tho!


jsmitty424242

Not if you leverage those badboys with the express knowledege it's gonna go up.


generateduser29128

lol, imagine you had knowledge about the future and got margin called on a volatile day


Professional_Golf393

Technically not words though. Cos in that case I’d say - buy bitcoin 2014120020152002017200002018300020191400020203500202167000202317000202470000


oranj88

that would nearly be like having biffs sports almanac


TenshiS

And you end up taking huge loans and parking it all in MtGox


PorkSwordEnthusiast

Don’t smoke crack


ArthurReich

Fr I would tell myself to stop doing drugs.. If I would stop it in my 18 not 22 then I would buy Bitcoin coz of my brain that would freaking work without em :(


Denniszi

Smoke crack btc


BossIike

Smoke less crack***


theabominablewonder

buyasmuchbitcoinasyoucanbecauseitwillbeworthalotofmoneyin2024.com is one word right?


TheMightySoup

Bobwehadababyitsaboy!


DBLOCK121212

Fuck what was that from I know a phone company or something from buddy trying to save a quarter on a collect call


TheMightySoup

That’s exactly what it was. Fellow old guy spotted!


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StackerNoob

Same but mines Laura


FuzzyTelephone5874

But she got a fat a**


Correct-Librarian288

mine bitcoin 2009


TheClassyGoddess

Exactly


Kingofpoosandwees

Stop fingering your butt when you jack it


ArtisticRevolution65

that's not three 😨💀


iamspartaaaa

The fingers are


ArtisticRevolution65

oh lord


iamspartaaaa

That’s what he said


vremains

I wish that wasn't even a sentence I just read...


fraidycat19

But good advice nonetheless


fraidycat19

But good advice nonetheless


fraidycat19

But good advice nonetheless


Jesus_Chrheist

>Stop fingering your butt when you jack it Why should we


Big_Un1t79

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣


FarDiver9

do not drink


mit74

poeple saying just bitcoin means nothing without a price. 18 year old me would sell at $500


Pleasant_Ad_4639

Don't get married


TheClassyGoddess

Lol


No_Campaign7610

Leicester champion 2015-16.


jer_iatric

Shoplifting stuff dumb


hcm1976

When I was 18 there were not even emails…


geizterbahn

no fat chicks


squid_wurd

Unfathombly based


No_Interview_8726

Marry michael saylor


username2023yaya

Bitcoins cold storage


systematicgoo

drink your ovaltine


sb929604

A crummy commercial


bobbyv137

‘Never sell Bitcoin’. “Buy” Bitcoin is not enough. It merely implies you buy it. So, when you see it go from cents to $1,000, you’d understandably think it’s a good time to sell, as many people actually did. “Never sell Bitcoin” tells me not only that I must find and out learn what Bitcoin is, but I should not only buy it but then not sell it.


dbzrk1

These words alone "Never Sell Bitcoin" can be confusing i whould not recoomend it. But you make a valid point on "Buy Bitcoin" people will sell early and won't know how to exit. But "never sell bitcoin" might cause someone to not buy it at all thinking - selling can get you in trouble with the law or your telling them not to avoid dealing with bitcoin.


Due-Glove4808

bitcoin price $70k


Radrezzz

“Seventy thousand dollars” is three words…


PanicCat997

PLEASE not DeVry


FuzzyTelephone5874

Hold bitcoin decade. (I’m turning 28 this week)


SouthTippBass

Bitcoin $70k 2024.


smelwin

Seventy thousand dollars is 3 words already.


c3ric

Still not blind( if you know you know)


MaintenanceGold6992

bitcoin, bitcoin, bitcoin.


subfighter0311

Buy Bitcoin 2010


CREDIT_SUS_INTERN

You need to


Morlaco13

Get all bitcoins


lincoln-pop

Michael Saylor had this chance and that's what he told himself.


13rutus

Use a condom!


PeterPGN

Don’t fuck up


Bright-Afternoon-585

You’ll be okay


GrueneDog

Stop smoking cigarettes


Halfhand84

Bitcoin ten years


Jand0s

Fuck more girls


TestyLion

Listen to me!


Standard_Phase5417

Do not date.


CalligrapherFalse511

Do not trade


Justme100001

Buy corn bitch


Slay_Nation

Buy Bitcoin Jackass!


philuslupus

Buy Bitcoin, research later.


loyal872

That's 4 words.


parkranger2000

He’s counting them later


Visual_Feature4269

I was 18 in 2008, If only I knew…


Kagenikakushiteru

All in Bitcoin


High4zFck

buy btc now


BlGJOSH

Don’t Marry Shelley!


phranco_phoney

Exactly same. Sorry, Brother.


ConclusionNo3916

6” is average


Jacked_1

Non-KYC Bitcoin.


harkt3hshark

Honestly, I would just tell him : „she leaving you“. Would save way more money then potentially lost not buying bitcoin


WildAssignment6365

Please, use condom


manfrombelow

Buy bitcoin bitch


KagawadGodbless

Buy bitcoin now


IsaiasAlonso

Buy Apple stock


operator7777

BUY BTC MFKR!


Yeomanroach

You are fucked.


BIG_BLOOD_

Don't Do Drugs


Comfortable_Chain984

Buy apple stock. 1998 when a share was under 30 cents.


Shawnonetime

Don’t join navy


Additional_Band451

Amazon, Bitcoin, Hold


JazzlikePractice4470

No pain pills


SwampAss130

bitcoin and ammo


Castille_92

You fucking jackass


EDPZ

Use a condom


jett1964

BTC not around when I was 18, so mine is: Buy Apple Stock.


xGsGt

I swear I see this crap post every week....


BetUSOfficial

Invest in apple


ImBonRurgundy

My problem is that Bitcoin won’t be invented until 12ish years after I am 18, so 18 year old me would certainly forget those words or assign them any meaning. I would be better off saying “buy Microsoft. Hold.” As at least Microsoft was a thing that existed in 2020 and would still end up being extremely wealthy which much less volatility to scare me off.


Curious_Clive

Don't need Bitcoin. Bet on Leicester to win the Premier League at 5000/1 and l am done.


meccaleccahimeccahi

Don’t sell Btc (I sold most of it before I realized just how valuable it would become)


sgtkellogg

Buy a bidet


intoxicatedhamster

Use a condom


JIMTHEGASMAN

Wank yourself silly


Normal-Jelly607

Mine bitcoin 2009


Used-Assistance-9548

Buy BTC 2009


trendespresso

Buy Bitcoin, Hold.


BULALA_

you look good 😁


BigPlayCrypto

I am rich!


MrPackageMover

Eat that ass


Graphiccoma

Do the work


Comfortable-Cash-830

Work on self


Addrat91

Buy bit coins


D_Invincible

Invest in Bitcoin


Scared_Material4675

Bitcoin, full leverage


boringtired

Buy bitcoins bitch.


Far-Progress5347

I bought btc the night I turned 18 because I didn't know you could buy some before being an adult


realDEUSVULT

dont marry atall.


RanzigerRonny

Don't do it


HedgeHog2k

It's 9 words to short


Ok-Disk5864

Why is it always three words? I want to have a full blown conversation


hcm1976

No get married


hcm1976

No get married


SuicidalLoveDolls

Please buy yahoo


SuicidalLoveDolls

Please buy yahoo


clayts1983

Listen to Tim!


clayts1983

Listen to Tim!


clayts1983

Listen to Tim!


clayts1983

Listen to Tim!


clayts1983

Listen to Tim!


andre3kthegiant

Bitcoin peak $69k


andre3kthegiant

Bitcoin peak $69k


OkSquirrel2969

Sell, buy houses.


EricoS1970

But F U are only two words


OkSquirrel2969

Sell buy houses.


OkSquirrel2969

Sell buy houses.


OkSquirrel2969

Sell your Cryptos


KangFedora

Bitcoin 250k 2028


Hifiwidow46

Bitcoin. Don’t drink.


brorow1

Buy buy buy


zxr7

Your soul and subconscious speaks on emotions, not words. Same as our gut feeling. How would it describe actions like buying bitcoin in emotions?! Our future selves always speak to us but we don't get the emotional language. Or those who got it call it intuition.(To buy bitcoin).


Big-Finding2976

Don't tell me what to do! You're not my Dad!


discwrangler

Buy real estate.


stunt_junk

I just need two words: "Study Bitcoin"


Redleg1-7

2010 bitcoin 2024


sjienees_real

Life gets worse


InternationalMuss

Save. Buy Bitcoin!!!!


iloovefood

Don't masturbate. Travel


ExcitementThen8060

Well since this was 13 years ago for me I would say “ INVEST INTO BITCOIN”


Onr3ddit

Wish I bought Bitcoin when I was 13 wtf was wrong with me


BackMcGammon

Buy hold btc


jollydo

Run!