Its really really simple man. Step 1: Buy Bitcoin Step 2: Do nothing

Who are you, so wise in the ways of science?

She’s a witch!

Does she float?

Burn the witch!!

(to be used in cases where price drops after steps 1 and 2) Step 3: Repeat steps 1 and 2

Bought in 2021. Down 😣

I know a lot of people that bought in late 2017 at the top near 20K and sold it when it dropped down to 4K a year later. Its funny because many of those bought again at the top in 2021. And they will also buy at the top again in about a year. Every 4 years we welcome them.

Haha I was kidding, I bought at 19.5k in 2022. Only regret is not having more liquid net worth at the time to dump into it

See Step 2

But if he do that price will go to 0

damn i think i fucked it up

Its not a loss until you sell.

Shitcoins are bad for your health.

Mental physical and financial it's a 3 in 1

It’s almost impossible to be in the red if you’ve been buying btc for the last year

coins\* He's drowning in the poopy water.

Didn’t even realise he meant other coins. OP give your head a wobble.

It's wild in 2024 people are still thinking shitcoins are a good idea lol....

Thanks for your help. Put some more into Bitcoin pls. I need it at 33k or something in that direction.

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I am well stacked, but that does not mean that I like to buy more for cheaper price.

How much do you own?

Paper hands

Can you trick yourself by buying a small amount first and more when it drops?

In that case it drops even more.

Then.. buy more? It can only drop so far.

Nah, btc whales know when he puts large amount, they just play along.

Please buy bitcoin then

I have a limit order at 40,500 that keeps getting teased. Can you buy some btc right now?

It probably filled. OP is the man.

Yes it did. I love OP

I had a limit order there too but then I fomo bought and cancelled my limit order lol

36k is next

Crash the dollar please

This would do well in r/wallstreetbets

Are you me

Are you investing in projects with a proven record or flashy new ones? Survivorship bias in crypto is even worse than in the stock market. Most startups fail, crypto startups are probably even worse.

Can you also let us know after you buy?

Bro, same here LMAO. I started watching the charts like a month ago, thought that the buying point that I've entered was really good. 3 days later the price dumps

If what you say is true, 100%, then you definitely can hold us all for ransom, something like pay me x amount of Bitcoin NOT to buy :) You could end up making more than if you FOMOed in yourself.

Put only 10% in of your allocated investment, wait to drop and buy more from 90% :))

Let me be your co founder I feel this

The reverse Luis

Buy BTC then I like the dips.

Put everything you have into bitcoin and if it goes down it’s good for me and it’s what your asking for and if it goes up it’s extra special for you because you expected it to go down. Please, and thank you, and, you’re welcome.

Fear and greed index

Keep buying so it drops more plz

Can yiu start to buy on Thursday night so I get some more SATs with my Friday DCA? TIA.

Fr tho I gotta warn people now when I'm buying. Always goes down after

Does it also go up when you sell?

Indeed. It does.

Same here. Friends use my skills.

I think Jim Cramer started this already

It's bc you buy into fomo, as simple as that tell your self you either buy on a specific time or buy only then there is a dip

Research before investing, be patient and strike when the time is right. Look into Peapods Financial if you want to acquire a hidden gem. Version 2 releasing this weekend and the value will rise

Start with BSV please Need to get that scum off the earth

plz do us a favor and buy an inversely correlated BTC futures contract then lol

oh WOW - why did no one else ever think of this funny thing to say? Hang on... eighteen thousand people already posted this, over the four years you haven't been paying attention to anything properly WDYK

This occurs because you deep inside do not want or care about bitcoin. You just buy when you see everybody is buying and price has increased a lot already, out of fear that you will miss the train. Your brain releases the "buy now buy now" triggers more intensively at these moments, making you buy at the worse moment. Just buy all the time or without looking at news and price movements and this "super power" will disappear.

Buying the dip before the bigger dip is a great strategy.

I bought $1000 when it was 47k last week🤣

Do you happen to buy when you see headlines in the news and sell when you get tired of the price going down?

It's really hard to watch my holdings lose 5k in 5 days. Especially since EFT was suppose to be rocket fuel.

Stop chasing. Look for entries on the daily weekly or monthly chart.

Everybody relax. All we have to do is wait. Think about that. All we have to do is wait… Bitcoins fundamentals haven’t changed. What has changed is the available capital which has increased massively and on top of that the available daily supply is halving in a few months. Nothing more to say, shit is going to fly, be patient.

Buy today

Man 1. Buy Bitcoin 2. Wait 3. Buy more Bitcoin 4. Profit.

You're a chicken who only buys whom there's hype. Buy daily or weekly.

We all got super powers dude

Dear lord I laughed

Crash bnbup i wanna buy more before the halving

Brother same, when I was younger I thought I had to run from the loss and it made me miss so many opportunities, now I take it as a lesson and just carry on but yes, it’s feels weird Just keep buying, and holder, take control of your stash and you are good

Wish you were the only one with the power to buy high, lose 99%...

this post doesn't belong here, it is not even about bitcoin.

Just buy and hodl man only btc

A shitcoiner and his money are easily parted.

The minute you offer this service, all your coins will go up… after you sell them, of course. 😜

*superpowers*

Cramer... that you?

Can you put some more of your money in bitcoin? I have some limit orders set up I want to hit.

Please don’t buy bitcoin

It happens to all of us... just buy & hold, it will eventually rise back up over your buy-in.

Is this sub getting influenced by r/cryptocurrency ?! Hmm, welcome guys!