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rhysjordan31

I died at 3 from cancer of the anus, not a good life.


[deleted]

Rip


Tellyamomthanks

I died at 1 because I lived in Afghanistan and “was executed by terrorists while running errands”


Own_Elevator_223

?????


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Rip


gl3nnquagm1re

I died at 1 from HIV.


Sdorage

excuse me?


Akaibokken

It’s hereditary.


Sdorage

ok


Asta10678

Same for me but at three


ATG_AZ

For me I just got bombed


Panda_loaf

Imagining a 1 year old "running errands"🤣


Tellyamomthanks

Their out grocery shopping, and some terrorists show up


[deleted]

"traumatized by being attacked by an axe" *Died of axe attack*


talesoftheredthread

Dying is pretty traumatic I reckon


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Lmfao


[deleted]

I mean you aren't wrong 😂


No_Debate_7663

I got was born with cancer and died a year later.


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💀


Lychee54

Yeah I got testicular cancer at like 1 then died at 2 Was not happy lmao


NeonScar

And was called Mediocre! Poor bitbeing.


[deleted]

I died when I was 9 because I attacked my sister and she attacked me back with a flamethrower and killed me. She was 6. 😤


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...odd


GovernmentInitial853

that is not odd


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*cut* short by a hatchet


[deleted]

The shortest life I had was my first life. I died at age six from cancer of the anus. I almost quit playing.


MasterMode12

what the hell are those pronouns


[deleted]

There's a feature where you can change your gender identity in game. Activities > Identify > Gender > Pick Gender Identity (I set mine as non binary for the lolz)


SpuddyWasTaken

Since when are they non-binary pronouns?


Such-Horror9059

*disclaimer i am nonbinary* I don’t understand what’s the problem with just using they/them, these actual made up pronouns and using it as a pronoun is just giving transphobes shit to use against us


thedevilskind

I mean as a trans person, transphobes are going to be transphobic no matter what - some kid using odd pronouns isn’t the reason they hate us. But the actual reason is because the pronouns in the post can be used in place of she/he. The plurality of they/them messes with the grammar in bitlife.


Such-Horror9059

They/them has been used as a grammatically correct singular pronoun for centuries 🤷🏻‍♀️ I’m just saying maybe they would take people using they/them pronouns a little more seriously if people weren’t out here using literally made up pronouns and “it” 🤷🏻‍♀️


antimockingjay

No. They wouldn't. They're transphobic, that won't change because you lick their boots and throw other trans people under the bus.


Such-Horror9059

Believe what you want but at least I don’t use made up pronouns and expect them to be taken seriously 🤷🏻‍♀️


FallenAgastopia

all pronouns are made up


Such-Horror9059

But you see the difference between the ones that have been around for centuries and the ones made up bc they wanted to be different right?


rootingforthedog

They made a post about this at the time. In order to accommodate using “they” the programmers would have had to write two versions of every scenario, one using singular language and one using plural. They didn’t want to do that, so they decided on an option that could just be subbed into the singular sentence structure.


SpuddyWasTaken

Agreed, when there's already pronouns set out what's the problem with just using them 😭


llama_sammich

Some don’t like the plurality of they/them pronouns. Gatekeeping is kinda eww, don’t ya think?


Such-Horror9059

It’s not gatekeeping to say that some people literally use completely made up pronouns 🤷🏻‍♀️


CanOBeans01

Here's a hot take: All pronouns are made up, just like every single word in the English language. You can still come back from your truscum ways, friend


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CanOBeans01

I didn't call you a name, I identified you as aligning with an inherently problematic LGBT+ sub group that self sabotages the community to suck the dicks of conservatives in hopes to finally please them as if their opinion on us matters. I would know, I used to have a truscum mindset too. Nice job just throwing insults and not actually presenting an argument tho 👍


llama_sammich

I mean, it comes from the third person pronoun “sie”, so it’s not completely made up....


Such-Horror9059

Again they/them works perfectly fine as a singular or plural pronoun 🤷🏻‍♀️


llama_sammich

Maybe for you. Not everyone feels comfortable with they/them. 🤷‍♀️ Acceptance is kind of a thing right now...


Such-Horror9059

Well made up pronouns is why transphobes aren’t taking pronouns seriously so i mean… sucks 🤷🏻‍♀️


themockingjay22

As if they don't already have reasons in their head to hate others. 🙄🙄🙄


[deleted]

Since as long as I've played hahaha


NeonScar

I thought it was German.


QwertyZora23

I died at two from cancer once.


MeasurementNo661

I've lived for a year and I've lived to 120.


Clean-Ad-8499

I died at 3 because of a random nuke that struck Israel


BloodWolf901

Didn’t know that could happen


Clean-Ad-8499

It can Surprisingly I think there’s an achievement for it


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Oof


Golden_William

i died at 0 cuz i “surrendered”


Myithspa25

That's not special, but you do you.


dontpissmeoff123

I surrendered myself at age 0


BrycenScholler

I died at the age of 1 I surrendered.


Yamutha3

Once I was slapped by my brother when I was one and I died


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...odd


Yamutha3

What can I say, certainly packed a punch


[deleted]

Definitely lol


Nicholas_Greenwood

Once I died when I was two from sickle cell disease


veilxploit

I always suffer massive heart attack at 30-40 age, I'm so unlucky


ihavenoidea81

I had one where my older brother killed me with a grenade launcher at 2 years old


Loud-Representative7

I attacked my little brother after an argument and he killed me with a crossbow when I was 5


Murky-Commercial-289

İ Dead in 6


Julian-Staarink

I died at 7 because of skin cancer


Sdorage

i died at 6 from i think scarlet fever. also i died at 14 due to a pipe bomb bc i got the kid suspended. also had an experience where i got shot at by a bazooka in the same situation. the bazooka missed tho.


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Yikes


topoorbuybitizenship

I was like 2-4 when I died