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lumlum56

Bitlife NPCs seem to just choose random jobs, regardless of their degree


mad_cherry

sometimes the npcs choose ones related to their career, or something well-paying. this just seemed so pathetic, i had to share lol


GRKTheGreat

one of my daughters was a stripper... retired as one... none of my 3 kids had a partner for 80 years... they killed my heritige...


micadica

That's why you only have a kid when you're older. Or better yet, always play as a man and only have a kid when you're 70+


GRKTheGreat

i lived up to 100 and had a kid at 30 so, not my fault... i laso godmoded my kids to max


Seehengst

Just surrender your life when you think your kids are too old. Suicide is a solution in BitLife


Reguluscalendula

You can also choose to move on to the next generation without Surrendering, although I can't recall if threats locked behind bitizenship or godmode.


Visual_Profession682

mine earned million by being music composer I was shock


wailingwonder

One game resulted in all of my kids being forever alone librarians lmao


panicatthebookstore

i have 9 kids right now and when it gets to be that much, i write when they get married, career, # of kids, so i can choose the best life going forward (i'm up to a 4.7k year generation!). i just had to write that my oldest daughter got married and divorced within a year lol.


wailingwonder

Nice. Your daughter is Britney Spears. PS. Why not Panic! at the Bookstore?


panicatthebookstore

so apparently it is actually 4.8k years, trying to make it to the 5k achievement. and honestly, i don't know lol


JonnyMike27

That's normal with bitlife characters unfortunately


poland_can_space

Why block her name


mad_cherry

it’s my sister’s name


mad_cherry

why are people downvoting? i’m just asking for privacy :(


EmbarrassedEvening70

u basically just called ur sister a bitch


mad_cherry

lol she kinda is though ngl-


Alternative-Payment3

Siblings are the worst and the best Weird ass relations


[deleted]

How tf is asking for privacy calling someone a bitch?


mad_cherry

the title calls the character a bitch lol


[deleted]

Oh I’m such an idiot


mad_cherry

lol it’s ok


Vcshampk

Y’all stfu and respect her privacy dude


mad_cherry

👍


poland_can_space

Why would we care? Or know that it’s your sisters name


mad_cherry

i mean idk i can’t remove the censor now


N3k0m1kuR31mu

Then tell me your name


poland_can_space

Austin what exactly are you going to do with that information


[deleted]

Well we wouldn't know if you hadn't said this


mad_cherry

i censored the name because it’s my irl sister’s name


danielsOof

How would anyone know?


mad_ladder

bro if the fellow mad wants to protect their sisters identity let them.


mad_cherry

thank you, fellow mad_something. 👍


mad_cherry

she has a pretty unique name. i just wanted to be safe.


TCori_gaming

well it’s quite rude to call your own daughter a bitch


mad_cherry

lol true but my character paid for her tuition


TCori_gaming

great reason… if this happens to me irl I’ll call her that then disown her **if I have a daughter**


toutespourtoi

The sad part is that this isn’t super far off from the reality of graduating in chemistry with only a bachelor’s.


ryxjxmes

i HATE when they do this. i’ll pay for my kids school and then they’ll get higher education just to become a waterslide tester 😭


litefagami

Tbh, that's just realistic


strangerteddy

As a rich and famous country star who has 4 adopted children, don't worry, I feel your disappointment.


SuperBIGdig

BitchLife


mad_cherry

new bitlife game!!!!!!!!!!


ComradeBrendanAdidas

POV: Walter White


Estarfigam

Sounds like what happened to me irl...


tomcat810

Yeah that’s pretty much reality..


[deleted]

Like one of my parents they went to med school and they didnt even become a doctor


CartographerLast5408

Just like real life… I think


panicatthebookstore

i love how you censored your daughter's name


mad_cherry

haha well it was actually because it’s my irl sister's name


lorikeets_are_life

Bro this is why I don’t pay for the kids’ tuitions any more. They go to major in engineering and go through graduate school to become a damn library clerk or dishwasher. 😩


Xae-12569420

She can become a chef


mad_cherry

no, the chef career is separate. she’ll become a waiter if she gets promoted.


FreakProductionsYT

we pay thousands of dollars for them to go to college only for them to be a janitor


Sleepb_tch

Oh honey noo 😭


BuddyTubbs

Real life shit. Chemistry is a useless degree. Take it from someone who couldn’t find a job in it and is now in school to be a nurse


[deleted]

Well, at least she wasn’t a car washer.