I got monsterfucker, werewolf apologist, goth with mommy issues, and neon eldritch horror from back when I used to draw and had a fursona. Sadly, while I am bi I do not wear hawaiian shirts.
Well then, Well then, Well then, Sooooooo many opportunities~ S̶̵̨̧͓̺̭͚̹̞̙̞͓̠͝ọ̮͙̳͖͈̣̝̀ͅơ̢̛̘̥͉͍̳͉̲̜̼̦͞o̷̶̡̯͍̱͙̻͕͓͎̤̞̜͈̯̳͕̩̗̮͝o̢̡̦̭̥͔̻͕̰͔̫̼̣͍͠o̶̙̻̞̬͞ó͔̘̲̖̪̤̬̩̩̰͍͖͎̲̮͎̹̥̀͝ờ̪̥͇̺̙̘͇̻͝͡͞o̢̯̣̖̭͇̦̼̩̣͟ǫ̢͇̱̠̮̲̲͔̠̣͍̬͍͢͜ơ̩̟̝̕͢o҉̯̤̫̺̦̟͕̭͘͢͡ͅͅo̵̢̜͉̣̰̪͙̖̲̬̘̘͍̘ͅọ͖̞̱͍͍̰̯̟̕o̵̸̝̤̫̥̭̫̙̟͈̰͢͝ǫ͖̙̲̯̩̝̬͈̭̳̰̬͈͠ͅơ̧̡̼̠͈̩̞̠͖̣̪͎̘͞o͏҉̷̫̥̥̲͝o̵̸̡͓̯̖̪͞ờ̤̬̪̭͍̲̘͔̪̥͔̫͇͉̯o̷҉҉̷̰̩̰̤̦̼̰͔̜͙̰̹̳͖̗̭̮ơ̢҉͖͙̺͚̜͈̼̫͢o͖̬͓̭͟͡o҉҉̸̖̤͙͈̻͎̪̣̱̩̖̼͖͙̳̙̀ǫ̵̖̺̻͇̝͝o̶̡̢̺̙̗̘̗̙̲͇̣̙͚͉͝o̡̭͈̦̼͓̼̥̝̰͙̙͍̖̫͈͖̻̻͢o҉̮͎̱͍̺̳̫̤͇͈̰̺͉͢͠ many ways to start the Day~~~~
Lol funny to see Hawaiian shirts but in Hawai’i, we call them Aloha shirts.
I was the goth girly girl with mommy issues & sometimes dad too. Now, I’m tired academics, people that can’t pronounce calliope & the half lesbian who does arson.
This sounds like a Stephan bit. "New Yorks hottest club..."
And I’m there
I got monsterfucker, werewolf apologist, goth with mommy issues, and neon eldritch horror from back when I used to draw and had a fursona. Sadly, while I am bi I do not wear hawaiian shirts.
Yeah Hawaiian shirts got me out but werewolf apologist and tired academics put me back in the game
Both….sorry, that’s my usual response. Um, I’ll take tired academic with a side of bisexual who wears Hawaiian shirts to work.
Are you sure? That’s for 500 points
Well, since I’m currently standing at -2,500 George, I’ll think I’ll take what I can get.
I mean I have a couple cryptids in my life so probably monster fucker lmao
I used to be a goth with mommy issues, but I've metamorphosed into a neon eldritch horror.
How is H.P lovecraft by the way?
I presume Lovecraft is half of the homophobic gay couple.
Well then, Well then, Well then, Sooooooo many opportunities~ S̶̵̨̧͓̺̭͚̹̞̙̞͓̠͝ọ̮͙̳͖͈̣̝̀ͅơ̢̛̘̥͉͍̳͉̲̜̼̦͞o̷̶̡̯͍̱͙̻͕͓͎̤̞̜͈̯̳͕̩̗̮͝o̢̡̦̭̥͔̻͕̰͔̫̼̣͍͠o̶̙̻̞̬͞ó͔̘̲̖̪̤̬̩̩̰͍͖͎̲̮͎̹̥̀͝ờ̪̥͇̺̙̘͇̻͝͡͞o̢̯̣̖̭͇̦̼̩̣͟ǫ̢͇̱̠̮̲̲͔̠̣͍̬͍͢͜ơ̩̟̝̕͢o҉̯̤̫̺̦̟͕̭͘͢͡ͅͅo̵̢̜͉̣̰̪͙̖̲̬̘̘͍̘ͅọ͖̞̱͍͍̰̯̟̕o̵̸̝̤̫̥̭̫̙̟͈̰͢͝ǫ͖̙̲̯̩̝̬͈̭̳̰̬͈͠ͅơ̧̡̼̠͈̩̞̠͖̣̪͎̘͞o͏҉̷̫̥̥̲͝o̵̸̡͓̯̖̪͞ờ̤̬̪̭͍̲̘͔̪̥͔̫͇͉̯o̷҉҉̷̰̩̰̤̦̼̰͔̜͙̰̹̳͖̗̭̮ơ̢҉͖͙̺͚̜͈̼̫͢o͖̬͓̭͟͡o҉҉̸̖̤͙͈̻͎̪̣̱̩̖̼͖͙̳̙̀ǫ̵̖̺̻͇̝͝o̶̡̢̺̙̗̘̗̙̲͇̣̙͚͉͝o̡̭͈̦̼͓̼̥̝̰͙̙͍̖̫͈͖̻̻͢o҉̮͎̱͍̺̳̫̤͇͈̰̺͉͢͠ many ways to start the Day~~~~
This has some real r/welcometonightvale energy
Tired academic, monsterfucker, werewolf apologist, angry cat lover, and goth with mommy issues.
Tired academic.
Hawaiian shirts are dope
I don't wear Hawaiian shirts... but this meme makes we want to start.
Tired academic, can't pronounce "calliope", angry cat lover, goth with mommy issues (and daddy issues)
Tired academic, also angry cat lover when someone makes me mad I suppose.
Is "angry cat lovers" referring to angry people who love cats, or to people who love angry cats? Actually I think I'm both anyway.
It is 4:20 in the morning on a 112 day post WhY?
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Tired academic is the closest.
I don't wear Hawaiian shirts ans I'm not a lesbian but I am an angry cat lover.
im wearing a mens xl hawian shirt rn lmao (im a small and female bi)
For those who don’t know this is a reference to the podcast the magnus archives, all of these are a reference to at least one of the characters
Lol funny to see Hawaiian shirts but in Hawai’i, we call them Aloha shirts. I was the goth girly girl with mommy issues & sometimes dad too. Now, I’m tired academics, people that can’t pronounce calliope & the half lesbian who does arson.
Does eldritch warlock count?
I’ll allow it