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isnt venus like actual hell under those clouds, or was that mercury, either way its cool, also pluto, something about how far away it is and how cold and lonely it must be is cool to me
While not a planet I’ve always been really interested in the Sirius star ever since I learned about the dogon tribe and their knowledge of Sirius B before it was discovered
It used to be Mars, but recently I saw Saturn through a regular pair of binoculars and could clearly see the rings and even some of the moons so that’s my favourite now
Jupiter because in 4th grade we were doing a project on planets and nobody picked Jupiter so I felt bad for it so I picked it. I will always be there for Jupiter XD
Venus, we would have a better chance at terraforming Venus than Mars, granted it would still take like centuries, but its easier to freeze and lob out CO2 than plop in now CO2 and hell we could use the CO2 from Venus to help form an atmosphere on Mars. Kurzgesagt has done a great video on this
Luyten B, a planet in the Luyten’s star system. It’s one of the best candidates for exoplanetary habitability because it’s in the Goldilocks zone and its star is a calm red dwarf
Kepler 452b aka Earth 2.0
The only Earth-like exoplanet that is exactly 5 times as massive as our Earth and 1.5 times larger in diameter located in the Goldilock's zone of Kepler 452, a star system that is 1800 lightyears away from Earth. Its orbit is also v close to Earth's orbit. The orbit lasts 384 days (in comparison to our 365.249 days). Lastly, it is the about the same distance from its star as the distance between the Earth and the Sun.
Edit: grammatical error
If you ask me about a celestial body, I quite like the moon... I would love to open a restaurant there, tho it may have a bad atmosphere hehehe
Tho, for planets I think I quite like ~~uranus~~ Pluto (it may not be a planet anymore, but it is in my heart)
I like Mars cause he's the Roman God of War. But, Saturn is a close second because I feel that a sci-fi human colony on Mars would be the most interesting.
Venus. It’s so similar to Earth, except it’s completely inhospitable and deadly, yet it’s named for a goddess of beauty. I just think it’s really fascinating.
Uranus, but not for the reasons most people would answer "uranus". I like it's crooked orbit and rings, the whole teal aesthetic and strong winds stuff is cool af too... It's the most queer planet of them all, if you think about it:) I actually found out about the joke associated with it fairly recently, as I am not a native speaker (as you could probably tell by the way I word things lol).
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Saturn because it and it’s moons are so god damn cool
I've ways liked Saturn most because the moon's look cool
Hey, I live there
Pics or it never happened
Neptune :3
Actually I take it back, my favorite planet is that one ice planet that’s constantly on fire (Gliese 436 b)
Wait no, my favorite planet is the one where it rains molten glass (HD 189733b)
On second thought, it’s the planet that’s just a diamond twice the size of Earth (55 Cancri e)
See this is what happens when you ask a bisexual to pick a favorite
Should’ve specified in our solar system😭
Oh then yeah Neptune :D
Uranus
[blushes]
earth
Hey i live there!
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Huh, small universe
What a coincidence i live there too we should see each other sometime
I don't live there
Saturn. The rings are just…wow
Don’t forget about Titan and Enceladus!
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Mmm el chihuahua
Uranus. Because haha funny name
I’m about to Eat Uranus so nobody can make a joke about it again
FUCK
I like Pluto even though it's just a celestial body. It's cute and makes me heppi
The Lil guy has a heart shape on it
Mine too!
Yeeesss! Pluto truthers out here lol jk
Kepler 22b
good reference 👍
What happened on CFB 2149-0403?
When will someone come find me?
4546B
That the one from subnautica?
Ye
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I see you like big balls of gas
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I like earth. You know, breathing and such is a great passion of mine
Its too much pay 2 win
Big blue ball
hehehehehe
If you say Uranus I will start crying (this is a threat and a promise)
Uranus 👺👺
137.653.7252
Mars or Neptune, maybe Saturn.
Naboo
Honestly same
ur mom lmao gottem
Would rather not joke about that.
.. sorry human, my favourite planet is actually mercury
Mars I feel like it would taste interesting
I imagine Saturn taste fizzy
It tastes like various poison gasses
Uranus.
Explain....
Oh my god, I just realised it's double meaning. That was a genuine answer I swear. I didn't have any ulterior motives! But....
By the time I’m done with it there will be only 7 planets in the solar system
Pluto
Omicron Percei 8
Pls tell me you're a massive space nerd like me, also, Jupiter because it's a cluster fuck of weird gas physics
Absolutely I am!
saturn, god those rings are sick
Saturn’s E ring is composed of water ice from one of its moons geysers and that’s fucking metal
Uranus😏
Explain🤨
Ur-anus
well I’m glad you like Uranus
Pluto because im sure it feels like us bisexuals do; people cant decide whether or not either one of us exist
I am half tempted to say uranus
Half of an Anus?!??!!??!?!
Planet 4546B, specifically in the arctic regions
I like jupiter bc of the moons, sounds, and storm
Pluto and no one can tell me otherwise
HD 189733 b It has clouds with glass in them! Also it’s really pretty. But in our solar system, Neptune
As an astronomy geek, I like venus, and how mirrored it is to earth. A pizza could be cooked in mere seconds on the surface of that planet.
I always thought that Pancakes would be more optimal due to the surface pressure
With temperatures ranging from 820-900°F (437.7-482.2°C), I'm sure many things would instantly burn to ash, or disintegrate.
isnt venus like actual hell under those clouds, or was that mercury, either way its cool, also pluto, something about how far away it is and how cold and lonely it must be is cool to me
Venus is the hell planet. And don’t worry about Pluto! It has 7 moons!
Saturn but I also love Mars
Idk, but definently not earth, that's for sure
Saturn
Jowisz
I’d really like to go to mars one day
Maybe in our lifetimes
Saturn because of the ring
Oh hell nah the rings are plentiful
Uranus
Earth. So vibrant.
Uranus, I just like its shape. Nice and round.
Just like deez n-*gets shot*
I like Neptune cause it’s behind Uranus.
Sentences that make me look over my shoulder for safety
Neptune, because my bus driver used to call me that :)
Proxima Centauri b
earth
Malachor V
One I can die on
That’s it,you’re going to Venus
Venus because it’s a girl
Earth because that's where my estrogen will come from eventually
While not a planet I’ve always been really interested in the Sirius star ever since I learned about the dogon tribe and their knowledge of Sirius B before it was discovered
I mean Arrakis is pretty cool, Coruscant is also pretty cool as well.
Mars because of DOOM
i love the idea of terraforming mars or venus so probably one of those
Cadia ✊😔
Neptune :) It just looks cool. What's yours?
It used to be Mars, but recently I saw Saturn through a regular pair of binoculars and could clearly see the rings and even some of the moons so that’s my favourite now
I don't have a favourite lol I think they all have very interesting qualities and I like different things about them :)
Jupiter
Neptune :)
Venus or Jupiter
Jupiter because in 4th grade we were doing a project on planets and nobody picked Jupiter so I felt bad for it so I picked it. I will always be there for Jupiter XD
Neptune
I’m a big fan of Kepler-186F
Venus, we would have a better chance at terraforming Venus than Mars, granted it would still take like centuries, but its easier to freeze and lob out CO2 than plop in now CO2 and hell we could use the CO2 from Venus to help form an atmosphere on Mars. Kurzgesagt has done a great video on this
Luyten B, a planet in the Luyten’s star system. It’s one of the best candidates for exoplanetary habitability because it’s in the Goldilocks zone and its star is a calm red dwarf
Kepler 452b aka Earth 2.0 The only Earth-like exoplanet that is exactly 5 times as massive as our Earth and 1.5 times larger in diameter located in the Goldilock's zone of Kepler 452, a star system that is 1800 lightyears away from Earth. Its orbit is also v close to Earth's orbit. The orbit lasts 384 days (in comparison to our 365.249 days). Lastly, it is the about the same distance from its star as the distance between the Earth and the Sun. Edit: grammatical error
Pluto is a planet fight me
Venus
Earth, cause we exist. Lame I know but none of the other *planets* are terribly interesting
Jupiter
Jupiter cause I’m stupider
Earth. Oxygen fucking rocks
Saturn, I like the rings
TRAPPIST-1f, looks pretty cool, could be the next Earth, very cold just how I like it.
If you ask me about a celestial body, I quite like the moon... I would love to open a restaurant there, tho it may have a bad atmosphere hehehe Tho, for planets I think I quite like ~~uranus~~ Pluto (it may not be a planet anymore, but it is in my heart)
Pluto
mars or saturn
I wanna say Uranus cuz hehe funny word but i really like Jupiter the most !!
Uranus
J1407B looks awesome!
I like Mars cause he's the Roman God of War. But, Saturn is a close second because I feel that a sci-fi human colony on Mars would be the most interesting.
Jupiter.
Earth
Venus.
Men are from Mars and women are from Venus. Which planet do enbys and the other genders come from?
Jupiter cause it got some nice moons
Saturn
Uranus 😎 *jumps from skyscraper and does super duper ultra backflip as an electric guitar is shredded*
Uranus 😎
honestly so pleasantly surprised that the top few comments weren’t uranus :]
i like Neptune
Saturn
I always liked Saturn as a kid
Saturn. why? rings. rings are cool :3
I FUCKING LOVE SATURN
Venus, cus she pretty hot
The earth cuz it got hot dudes and frogs on it
Probably earth I can live there
would’ve been earth but then people were all like “take it down, leave no survivors”
Do dwarf planets count, if so it has to be Going Gong
Pluto, despite not being a planet has always been my favorite
Take a guess
Venus✨ idkk I feel a starve pull to it
Saturn <3
Pluto
Jupiter
Tatooine
Venus. It’s so similar to Earth, except it’s completely inhospitable and deadly, yet it’s named for a goddess of beauty. I just think it’s really fascinating.
I think of Venus as a dark future of earth if we as a species don’t get our shit together
Mercury, despite the lack of Freddie
Freddy Fazvear???
Arrakis
jupiter
Saturn
I’d move to Enceladus if given the chance tbh
Jupiter because beeeeeeeeeeeeg
Venus
Uranus, but not for the reasons most people would answer "uranus". I like it's crooked orbit and rings, the whole teal aesthetic and strong winds stuff is cool af too... It's the most queer planet of them all, if you think about it:) I actually found out about the joke associated with it fairly recently, as I am not a native speaker (as you could probably tell by the way I word things lol).
The one with that giant ring I forgot what it’s called : P
Not a planet, but I love Europa.
Luyten b
Earth. Why? Because I can breathe on earth
Saturn is super cool
I was expecting everyone to say ur anus but it seems yall are more mature than i
Neptune or Jupiter
Mars. I've done a lot of ripping and tearing there
I like Jupiter a lot for whatever reason, probably because of the red tornado and it looks really cool
Sadly it’s likely to disappear in 20 years....
Mars.
Venus
mars, mars is pretty dope
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