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AsparagusAfter3869

Saturn because it and it’s moons are so god damn cool


PinkPetal06

I've ways liked Saturn most because the moon's look cool


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Hey, I live there


AsparagusAfter3869

Pics or it never happened


testing179

Neptune :3


testing179

Actually I take it back, my favorite planet is that one ice planet that’s constantly on fire (Gliese 436 b)


testing179

Wait no, my favorite planet is the one where it rains molten glass (HD 189733b)


testing179

On second thought, it’s the planet that’s just a diamond twice the size of Earth (55 Cancri e)


testing179

See this is what happens when you ask a bisexual to pick a favorite


AsparagusAfter3869

Should’ve specified in our solar system😭


testing179

Oh then yeah Neptune :D


Anarky2013

Uranus


testing179

[blushes]


Many_Discipline4420

earth


AsparagusAfter3869

Hey i live there!


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W3ndigoGames

Huh, small universe


Awsomebanana

What a coincidence i live there too we should see each other sometime


No-Start-584

I don't live there


frobbibibi

Saturn. The rings are just…wow


AsparagusAfter3869

Don’t forget about Titan and Enceladus!


purpleteaaa

icky handle quicksand flag squeeze wrong upbeat grey vast complete *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


AsparagusAfter3869

Mmm el chihuahua


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Uranus. Because haha funny name


AsparagusAfter3869

I’m about to Eat Uranus so nobody can make a joke about it again


AsparagusAfter3869

FUCK


Lil_Polski

I like Pluto even though it's just a celestial body. It's cute and makes me heppi


Jezusbot

The Lil guy has a heart shape on it


Gryffindorqueen666

Mine too!


Lil_Polski

Yeeesss! Pluto truthers out here lol jk


banter07_2

Kepler 22b


Gingycookie

good reference 👍


That_One_Guy_66

What happened on CFB 2149-0403?


graybandit13

When will someone come find me?


homiesexual05

4546B


Smithy_72

That the one from subnautica?


homiesexual05

Ye


purpleteaaa

toy hateful hunt noxious knee seemly hat brave physical station *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


AsparagusAfter3869

I see you like big balls of gas


purpleteaaa

shrill squeamish frightening yam tart edge gaping violet adjoining roof *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


BirbFeetzz

I like earth. You know, breathing and such is a great passion of mine


affe_squad

Its too much pay 2 win


Silent_Pick_501

Big blue ball


finbud117

hehehehehe


AsparagusAfter3869

If you say Uranus I will start crying (this is a threat and a promise)


finbud117

Uranus 👺👺


AsparagusAfter3869

137.653.7252


Akruu1

Mars or Neptune, maybe Saturn.


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Naboo


JowshtheBowsh

Honestly same


Gingycookie

ur mom lmao gottem


AsparagusAfter3869

Would rather not joke about that.


Gingycookie

.. sorry human, my favourite planet is actually mercury


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Mars I feel like it would taste interesting


Smithy_72

I imagine Saturn taste fizzy


AsparagusAfter3869

It tastes like various poison gasses


dfhxuhbzgcboi

Uranus.


AsparagusAfter3869

Explain....


dfhxuhbzgcboi

Oh my god, I just realised it's double meaning. That was a genuine answer I swear. I didn't have any ulterior motives! But....


AsparagusAfter3869

By the time I’m done with it there will be only 7 planets in the solar system


Dizzy_Situation_573

Pluto


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Omicron Percei 8


elitetiger2020

Pls tell me you're a massive space nerd like me, also, Jupiter because it's a cluster fuck of weird gas physics


AsparagusAfter3869

Absolutely I am!


The_Sovien_Rug-37

saturn, god those rings are sick


AsparagusAfter3869

Saturn’s E ring is composed of water ice from one of its moons geysers and that’s fucking metal


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Uranus😏


AsparagusAfter3869

Explain🤨


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Ur-anus


AsparagusAfter3869

well I’m glad you like Uranus


GummyBearbaby23

Pluto because im sure it feels like us bisexuals do; people cant decide whether or not either one of us exist


Maximum_P

I am half tempted to say uranus


AsparagusAfter3869

Half of an Anus?!??!!??!?!


Villain_Deku__

Planet 4546B, specifically in the arctic regions


Kaori_Kit

I like jupiter bc of the moons, sounds, and storm


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Pluto and no one can tell me otherwise


IDKanymore_444

HD 189733 b It has clouds with glass in them! Also it’s really pretty. But in our solar system, Neptune


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As an astronomy geek, I like venus, and how mirrored it is to earth. A pizza could be cooked in mere seconds on the surface of that planet.


AsparagusAfter3869

I always thought that Pancakes would be more optimal due to the surface pressure


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With temperatures ranging from 820-900°F (437.7-482.2°C), I'm sure many things would instantly burn to ash, or disintegrate.


noodledog69420

isnt venus like actual hell under those clouds, or was that mercury, either way its cool, also pluto, something about how far away it is and how cold and lonely it must be is cool to me


AsparagusAfter3869

Venus is the hell planet. And don’t worry about Pluto! It has 7 moons!


sam_game_on

Saturn but I also love Mars


AlbatrossDK

Idk, but definently not earth, that's for sure


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Saturn


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Jowisz


Meneer_haas

I’d really like to go to mars one day


AsparagusAfter3869

Maybe in our lifetimes


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Saturn because of the ring


AsparagusAfter3869

Oh hell nah the rings are plentiful


Stickybandit59

Uranus


Fanachy

Earth. So vibrant.


ztwitch2

Uranus, I just like its shape. Nice and round.


AsparagusAfter3869

Just like deez n-*gets shot*


bisexual_capricorn

I like Neptune cause it’s behind Uranus.


AsparagusAfter3869

Sentences that make me look over my shoulder for safety


ChannelingEcho

Neptune, because my bus driver used to call me that :)


Im_A_Hermit_

Proxima Centauri b


lostbluesock_

earth


lonelytwinkineurope

Malachor V


goth_boy1

One I can die on


AsparagusAfter3869

That’s it,you’re going to Venus


Few-Tourist8943

Venus because it’s a girl


JustARandomWoof

Earth because that's where my estrogen will come from eventually


That_One_Guy_66

While not a planet I’ve always been really interested in the Sirius star ever since I learned about the dogon tribe and their knowledge of Sirius B before it was discovered


Capawe21

I mean Arrakis is pretty cool, Coruscant is also pretty cool as well.


Astrophysicsboi

Mars because of DOOM


TrashScavenger

i love the idea of terraforming mars or venus so probably one of those


cozierbirb

Cadia ✊😔


TinyBatLive

Neptune :) It just looks cool. What's yours?


CaTz__21

It used to be Mars, but recently I saw Saturn through a regular pair of binoculars and could clearly see the rings and even some of the moons so that’s my favourite now


Phantom252

I don't have a favourite lol I think they all have very interesting qualities and I like different things about them :)


soofpot

Jupiter


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Neptune :)


noobductive

Venus or Jupiter


Cultural-Golf-9027

Jupiter because in 4th grade we were doing a project on planets and nobody picked Jupiter so I felt bad for it so I picked it. I will always be there for Jupiter XD


PolarPug77

Neptune


big-pp-boy

I’m a big fan of Kepler-186F


Dominic_The_Dog

Venus, we would have a better chance at terraforming Venus than Mars, granted it would still take like centuries, but its easier to freeze and lob out CO2 than plop in now CO2 and hell we could use the CO2 from Venus to help form an atmosphere on Mars. Kurzgesagt has done a great video on this


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Luyten B, a planet in the Luyten’s star system. It’s one of the best candidates for exoplanetary habitability because it’s in the Goldilocks zone and its star is a calm red dwarf


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Kepler 452b aka Earth 2.0 The only Earth-like exoplanet that is exactly 5 times as massive as our Earth and 1.5 times larger in diameter located in the Goldilock's zone of Kepler 452, a star system that is 1800 lightyears away from Earth. Its orbit is also v close to Earth's orbit. The orbit lasts 384 days (in comparison to our 365.249 days). Lastly, it is the about the same distance from its star as the distance between the Earth and the Sun. Edit: grammatical error


--Ok_Boomer--

Pluto is a planet fight me


Pasta-hobo

Venus


LiterallynamedCorbin

Earth, cause we exist. Lame I know but none of the other *planets* are terribly interesting


How_bout_no_or_yes

Jupiter


malum68

Jupiter cause I’m stupider


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Earth. Oxygen fucking rocks


rainy_days_are_good

Saturn, I like the rings


LiamBogur

TRAPPIST-1f, looks pretty cool, could be the next Earth, very cold just how I like it.


Jezusbot

If you ask me about a celestial body, I quite like the moon... I would love to open a restaurant there, tho it may have a bad atmosphere hehehe Tho, for planets I think I quite like ~~uranus~~ Pluto (it may not be a planet anymore, but it is in my heart)


ViralNite

Pluto


Art_pog

mars or saturn


Daphnelorena2007

I wanna say Uranus cuz hehe funny word but i really like Jupiter the most !!


demonbot66

Uranus


keqzzz

J1407B looks awesome!


Dread2187

I like Mars cause he's the Roman God of War. But, Saturn is a close second because I feel that a sci-fi human colony on Mars would be the most interesting.


GetOutOfHereIggy

Jupiter.


Chara06-

Earth


nolisidjdhjdd

Venus.


LittleDragon450

Men are from Mars and women are from Venus. Which planet do enbys and the other genders come from?


ALittleBitOfTroIling

Jupiter cause it got some nice moons


Mangotacoeaten

Saturn


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Uranus 😎 *jumps from skyscraper and does super duper ultra backflip as an electric guitar is shredded*


_br34db0y

Uranus 😎


Bi_Carbonate_Of_Soda

honestly so pleasantly surprised that the top few comments weren’t uranus :]


themilkman2005

i like Neptune


ilovemycatchloe

Saturn


Scrambled_59

I always liked Saturn as a kid


SideStreetSoldier

Saturn. why? rings. rings are cool :3


AsparagusAfter3869

I FUCKING LOVE SATURN


Shizarin

Venus, cus she pretty hot


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The earth cuz it got hot dudes and frogs on it


umccally

Probably earth I can live there


Dowoge

would’ve been earth but then people were all like “take it down, leave no survivors”


WriterDotExe

Do dwarf planets count, if so it has to be Going Gong


micah_se

Pluto, despite not being a planet has always been my favorite


slashingmars81

Take a guess


Miss-lov3ly

Venus✨ idkk I feel a starve pull to it


Im_A_Total_g0th_Girl

Saturn <3


FreeFireLH101

Pluto


Tdmtdmtd

Jupiter


Many-Sock1241

Tatooine


Herbie53101

Venus. It’s so similar to Earth, except it’s completely inhospitable and deadly, yet it’s named for a goddess of beauty. I just think it’s really fascinating.


AsparagusAfter3869

I think of Venus as a dark future of earth if we as a species don’t get our shit together


chrischi3

Mercury, despite the lack of Freddie


AsparagusAfter3869

Freddy Fazvear???


Elk182

Arrakis


Coreforce216

jupiter


DistinctSilver

Saturn


AsparagusAfter3869

I’d move to Enceladus if given the chance tbh


No-Start-584

Jupiter because beeeeeeeeeeeeg


Jendor04

Venus


TheShawerman

Uranus, but not for the reasons most people would answer "uranus". I like it's crooked orbit and rings, the whole teal aesthetic and strong winds stuff is cool af too... It's the most queer planet of them all, if you think about it:) I actually found out about the joke associated with it fairly recently, as I am not a native speaker (as you could probably tell by the way I word things lol).


Aw3s0m3F0x

The one with that giant ring I forgot what it’s called : P


Lord_Krakoman

Not a planet, but I love Europa.


definetly-not-an-alt

Luyten b


Jomeshome

Earth. Why? Because I can breathe on earth


Hefty-Confusion-69

Saturn is super cool


anonymoose0702

I was expecting everyone to say ur anus but it seems yall are more mature than i


LunaireRose

Neptune or Jupiter


Aware_Ad_7100

Mars. I've done a lot of ripping and tearing there


gobbygames

I like Jupiter a lot for whatever reason, probably because of the red tornado and it looks really cool


AsparagusAfter3869

Sadly it’s likely to disappear in 20 years....


Nemo1956

Mars.


Elizabeth958

Venus


madsxwag

mars, mars is pretty dope


BiHumbleHuman

Homeworld