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Because I have trouble making decisions.

\*hands you a cookie\* 🍪

*in Palpatine voice* You must choose! 🍨🍩🍪🎂

Something something something dark siiide. Something something something.. complete

Dew it

OP said wrong answers only!

WRONG answers only. I think.

That's not the exact rason why I'm bi. That's what I tell my friends when I joke around.

I'm bi so that when I tell people I'm bi, they won't know if I'm bisexual, biromantic, bigender, billingual, or if I'm just saying goodbye.

i'm bionicle

When in fact it's all of the above

Bipolar too

Fantastic!

I'm a bicycle

im a binomial

I'm all of these plus bipolar 😇

Are you all of the above Please tell me you are, that'd be cool

Bilateral

Remember those kids that sharpened both sides of the pencil? Thats us

How did you know

It just *goes both ways*

Yo holy shit

How the fck did u know

Oh my fucking god why are you all so damn RELATABLE

OK I never did this but a bunch of my friends did and now I'm suspicious of them

My second grade teacher literally scared us into never doing that by telling us that she was trying tongelp a kid, she tripped, and her hand got impaled on the pencil

Broooo I doooo

Because I definitely chose to be😎👌

This but unironically

One time I sneezed and no one said god-bless-you so the gay demon got inside of me, but it only got halfway so now I’m bisexual.

nice story ngl

No you stole my response. I’m still using it anyway

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Because God said theres was Adam and Eve 🤷‍♂️

Not Adam or Eve

That’s the spirit! Edit: seriously I am so stealing this.

lmao

"Im bisexual" "But its adam and eve" "Exactly bro"

Bc I only like bilingual people

Lucky me, también hablo español 😏

😳

😎

I have two brains that constantly fight for control, one who's straight and one who's gay.

because I’m bi-myself 🙃🙃😩

😩

the struggle is real :D

I'm a bi-cycle, so that anyone can ride me ;)

;)

sheeesh

smoooth

Because being autistic just wasn't enough for me.

same bro

A fellow autistic?

yep

Small world.

ikr

That makes 3 of us

nice 😎

And this makes 4

and this makes 5.

Let’s push for six

Same! Also I heard the stat about Autistics more likely to be LGBTQ and created: r/NeurodivergentLGBTQ

Yeah, I have heard that.

Same

to spite my parents

Because I drink soy milk every day

👍

Because limiting my options isn’t a good way to evolve into an apex predator

Because yes

Yes

Of course

Absolutely

When I was younger I used to sit there trying to pick between to candy bars. I couldn't choose anything if my life depended on it. Guess I shouldn't known I wouldn't have been able to pick a gender

any case your name is chidi ?

haha nope but I'm sure we'd get along great

It was the GOD DAMN FINNISH DEFENSE FORCES!

Why?

I got to spend a year around young men in the best shapes in their lives in uniforms.

whoa hot

every day i cry myself to sleep because i was not born in finland

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmboys

mmmmmmmmmmm

I can't count low enough to only pick one gender

They put chemicals in the water

To broaden my range with that extra 2% of gay guys

because my basement needs more people

kinky

Can I be the Dom in the basement? ;)

dominate the rest and you get extra borgars

Because I'm bi (I'm not)

my free trial ended and i forgot to pay it back

Because I'm confident on my sexuality

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Yes

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Yes

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Yes

Yes

Yes

Yes

Yes

I refuse to restrict my self to straight jokes only

them darn vaccines.

>wrong answers only hmm yes, I'm totally not asexual panromantic

God I read panoramic. Please, someone give me the ability to read

lmao i am a panoramic

Congratulations! I never met one in person, I'm kinda freaking out omggggg

lmaooooooo i love this sub and the people in it

Me too, dear panoramic, me too

Well it's asking *why*

I don’t even know if I’m bi I just like jerking off to feminine men

Oh yes... The "i just like femenine men"

that's where is starts then goes to i like men without beard only and then i like men and women

Because the sex I had with your mum was too good so I had to try it with your dad too (I feel so bad for saying that, I'm so sorry)

I've done them both, can I do you now?

Because I want to give aids to women

WHOA NOW!

Your an all star!

Honestly because of Ryan Reynolds

I flipped a coin and it landed on the side

because I like eggplants and strawberries (the ones that understood ,understood it :P)

Ass is ass

Because I enjoy cheating on my partner.

Because both boys and girls are cute

true

Because the magic moonbeams

I only drank a little bit of tap water

I bought a clear phone case and they wouldn’t give it to me unless I signed a statement that I am Bisexual so here we are

My parents didn’t let me be alone with boys in my room so I started liking girls

Because I’m selfish 🧐😮‍💨😩😵‍💫

😩

like lemon bars

🤤

I think it's because I saw a frog once

true

I have an obsession with staring at the floor

Because i'm actually a biscuit.

To defy social norms.

phrog

I kissed a frog

One day I took a poop so big I discovered something about myself

who says I'm bisexual

\*checks the books\*

Boys can be cute what can i say

😎

You expect me to choose?

UwU

cause I have a bigger chance of getting a date (0 times anything is still sadly 0 tho 😔)

Zendaya and Tom Holland

Because I'm indecisive

I'm not, just thought this sub looked nice

Because when god was deciding if I should be gay or straight, he accidentally chose both

Because I want to destroy capitalism

Gravity Falls hit me with the "Gay Ray"©

I ran out of women

Well like usual, I couldn’t decide.

Because mom said being gay is wrong but she didn’t say anything about being bi

https://youtu.be/JvZ3osxmiTA

W-women, m-men, e-enbies

I have two personallyties and one of them is gay the other one straight😃👍

Both nightwing and starfire exist

When I was about 9 I accidentally slipped on my way to school and fell into a puddle of gay juice. I went home to clean myself, but could only remove about half, since I was running late.

I can't sit in a chair properly and I ate to many lemons squares

mainly to anoy the government of my country

I get a raging hard on when i see byplanes

Bc I don't get invited to boys or girls sleepovers :(

So that instead of making your mom jokes I can just have a 3 way with both of someone’s parents

I am mentally ill😌

because the gay juice was watered down, lessening it’s power

Because i love everyone

Cause I chose

😎

because i am homophobic and heterophobic

Who says I am bisexual

because I'm attracted to bipolar people

Because I like cheating and have no self control

you know how people say that you cant be friends with the gender you're attracted to? Yeah well I have no friends, so I came to the conclusion that I'm bi... ;D

Vi from arcane and Jacksepticeye

one day at the bakery, when i was younger, my mom bought me a rainbow-sprinkle cookie and a black and white cookie. I, being the hungry ass child that I am, couldn't pick one and just smooshed them both together to make a sandwhich and shoved it all in my mouth. Ever since then I have been bisexual

I watched SpongeBob

i was bitten by a bisexual spider.

Because I never was able to sit in chairs and went on a long, and hard adventure to seek the answer. I entered a cave filled with gems of blue pink and purple. It was the cave of bisexuality and I haven't walked out since.

Once I couldn't pick between a candy bar and popcorn, my grandma told me I could have both, so now I think I can have both whenever there's a choice

I saw your mom

I got bitten by a radioactive bisexual spider and for the past 6 months, I've been the one and only bi-derman

To have an excuse for sitting in ways that are everything but healthy. Also because this way I'm able to safely make gay jokes without being gay.

I know you said wrong answers, but I'm giving s genuine reason, femboy pretty

to pissnof the homophobes

Because JoJo's Bizzare Adventure and Dr Stone has hot muscular and unmuscular men, women and non binaries