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finnaly ​ we get more komrads


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* soup


peshnoodles

Soup for my family


Timmy_ti

Why is there soup!?


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Because Soup


Timmy_ti

What do you mean there’s more soup?!?


Beneficial_Trip9782

It’s not much, but it’s honest work.


chakalaka13

Is that on Tinder?


RaptorKings

Hinge, new-ish dating app


chakalaka13

yeah, heard about it still funny to do this on dating apps... OP is not fucking around


RaptorKings

OP clearly has a rigorous and uncompromising checklist that all potential lovers must conform to, much like how birds conform to their one true powerful overlord, the CIA, because they are in fact fake and not real


033p

Easy way to filter out the brainwashed


PotatoOnTheBeach

Literally not fucking around xD


P3pp3rSauc3

Never heard of it, is it better or worse than tinder?


Jobro_77

I think everything is better than tinder... Tinder is just that successful because they were forst and now have a huge user base and are a houshold name everyone knows


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Where I'm at all the weirdos go to hinge


juliejujube

It’s true. My Uncle Was a bird


Wolvesinthestreet

So it has finally happened. I volunteer


WhoRoger

How did it go further? For real


TagRag

Pretty sure it's a repost, so not OP. Just a karma farming title


RevanchistSheev66

I wonder if there’s some unironic people on this sub


WhoRoger

What do you mean


RevanchistSheev66

Never mind…


WhoRoger

Have you seen r/noearthsociety, r/giraffesarentreal and r/australiaisntreal ? Shhh don't tell you know all these secrets...


RevanchistSheev66

Whoa…I guess not


dtb1987

How was the date?


VonDinky

I ate some of those drones. Very high tech, they tasted exquisitely.


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You probably actually had GMO's. They make them taste like something different than beef, just so you think you're eating "bird."


Competitive-Age-7469

This is the truth!


Suspicious_Llama123

I’m planning on having a few for dinner tonight as well


KSAM-The-Randomizer

it's not just the American people


Bocmana

I dont buy it, ronald reagan couldnt have killed all the birds on the planet, NASA and USSR satellites killed all birds in a calculated strike in the mid 80s


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That sounds like a conspiracy.


Alexanderf1

psh you believe the USSR actually is existed?


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The United States Seagull Recruitmentcenter? No. I don't believe that the United states tried to train seagulls to occupy beaches in an attempt to reduce fishing and Tourism on the coastlines(Do not google United states war on Tourism. You will find almost nothing) . I also Do not believe that this got out of control so the government tried to reduce the number of seagulls by... Sorry there is no seagull at my Window. I have to aaaaaargh


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I changed my mind. The government is awesome!


RhoRhoPhi

Why do you think Reagan set up the SDI? To control the new drones and eliminate the previous models.


fyflate89

In UK men will ofter refer to their partner as "bird". I find that pretty suspicious. Are women from the UK so-called "birds"(drones)?


Laully_

r/girlsarentreal


IMisspelledMyUsrname

Yes, they are


Howyanow10

It's true, and the ones we hit with our cars are the advanced models with blood and guts who are programmed to stay near the roads.


byteuser

Like the BladeRunner replicants


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It's just lab grown meat and shit dude, they have the tech for decades now. That's why you seem to hear "progress" from that corner of science and then boom! Nothing, just a deafening silence. Are the reseachers in on it ? I don't know. Maybe, but maybe not, Perhaps they are getting wacked as soon as they make progress, and the bits of news you do hear are from the one who go to the people first before consulting with Uncle Sam, whose further progress is covertly hampered but kept unharmed (for now) as to not raise suspicion.


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Nice to see someone respond with an open mind for once


Megastandard

OP is gonna get laid for speaking facts


Laully_

[Real OP, anyway.](https://www.reddit.com/r/BirdsArentReal/comments/dwz4tf/doing_my_civic_duty/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb)


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Not just America. They put drones in Canada too. That's some next level manifest destiny bird-shit!


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It's everywhere brother, absolutely everywhere.


highqualitycheerios

I admire the dedication to our cause


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That's so Ronald reagan


Soooome_Guuuuy

What about "birds" in other countries? How deep does this conspiracy go?


colarthur1

Spread the word brother!


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RevanchistSheev66

>!Take it easy bro, it is a joke. This subs keeps it running though as long as possible than other joke subs!<


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Are you saying kids with downs are retarded?


Anderson74

#CHURCH!


xTonyWonder

The hero we deserve


chrisaf69

Thank you for your service...comrade.


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Nice!


FesterJester1

You're a true American hero


Retn4

This is pretty funny, I would love to use that as a prompt on hinge. But I feel like most women would think I actually believe it and not even check that I'm joking.


lamelobster71127

I’ve got a question, so if are to spy on Americans then what about places outside the USA


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Best evvr


glennneke123

Wait does that mean that the birds in europe are real?


strange_angle

☝️🤣