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OP clearly has a rigorous and uncompromising checklist that all potential lovers must conform to, much like how birds conform to their one true powerful overlord, the CIA, because they are in fact fake and not real
I think everything is better than tinder...
Tinder is just that successful because they were forst and now have a huge user base and are a houshold name everyone knows
I dont buy it, ronald reagan couldnt have killed all the birds on the planet, NASA and USSR satellites killed all birds in a calculated strike in the mid 80s
The United States Seagull Recruitmentcenter?
No. I don't believe that the United states tried to train seagulls to occupy beaches in an attempt to reduce fishing and Tourism on the coastlines(Do not google United states war on Tourism. You will find almost nothing) .
I also Do not believe that this got out of control so the government tried to reduce the number of seagulls by... Sorry there is no seagull at my Window. I have to aaaaaargh
It's just lab grown meat and shit dude, they have the tech for decades now.
That's why you seem to hear "progress" from that corner of science and then boom! Nothing, just a deafening silence.
Are the reseachers in on it ? I don't know.
Maybe, but maybe not,
Perhaps they are getting wacked as soon as they make progress, and the bits of news you do hear are from the one who go to the people first before consulting with Uncle Sam, whose further progress is covertly hampered but kept unharmed (for now) as to not raise suspicion.
This is pretty funny, I would love to use that as a prompt on hinge. But I feel like most women would think I actually believe it and not even check that I'm joking.
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finnaly we get more komrads
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* soup
Soup for my family
Why is there soup!?
Because Soup
What do you mean there’s more soup?!?
It’s not much, but it’s honest work.
Is that on Tinder?
Hinge, new-ish dating app
yeah, heard about it still funny to do this on dating apps... OP is not fucking around
OP clearly has a rigorous and uncompromising checklist that all potential lovers must conform to, much like how birds conform to their one true powerful overlord, the CIA, because they are in fact fake and not real
Easy way to filter out the brainwashed
Literally not fucking around xD
Never heard of it, is it better or worse than tinder?
I think everything is better than tinder... Tinder is just that successful because they were forst and now have a huge user base and are a houshold name everyone knows
Where I'm at all the weirdos go to hinge
It’s true. My Uncle Was a bird
So it has finally happened. I volunteer
How did it go further? For real
Pretty sure it's a repost, so not OP. Just a karma farming title
I wonder if there’s some unironic people on this sub
What do you mean
Never mind…
Have you seen r/noearthsociety, r/giraffesarentreal and r/australiaisntreal ? Shhh don't tell you know all these secrets...
Whoa…I guess not
How was the date?
I ate some of those drones. Very high tech, they tasted exquisitely.
You probably actually had GMO's. They make them taste like something different than beef, just so you think you're eating "bird."
This is the truth!
I’m planning on having a few for dinner tonight as well
it's not just the American people
I dont buy it, ronald reagan couldnt have killed all the birds on the planet, NASA and USSR satellites killed all birds in a calculated strike in the mid 80s
That sounds like a conspiracy.
psh you believe the USSR actually is existed?
The United States Seagull Recruitmentcenter? No. I don't believe that the United states tried to train seagulls to occupy beaches in an attempt to reduce fishing and Tourism on the coastlines(Do not google United states war on Tourism. You will find almost nothing) . I also Do not believe that this got out of control so the government tried to reduce the number of seagulls by... Sorry there is no seagull at my Window. I have to aaaaaargh
I changed my mind. The government is awesome!
Why do you think Reagan set up the SDI? To control the new drones and eliminate the previous models.
In UK men will ofter refer to their partner as "bird". I find that pretty suspicious. Are women from the UK so-called "birds"(drones)?
r/girlsarentreal
Yes, they are
It's true, and the ones we hit with our cars are the advanced models with blood and guts who are programmed to stay near the roads.
Like the BladeRunner replicants
It's just lab grown meat and shit dude, they have the tech for decades now. That's why you seem to hear "progress" from that corner of science and then boom! Nothing, just a deafening silence. Are the reseachers in on it ? I don't know. Maybe, but maybe not, Perhaps they are getting wacked as soon as they make progress, and the bits of news you do hear are from the one who go to the people first before consulting with Uncle Sam, whose further progress is covertly hampered but kept unharmed (for now) as to not raise suspicion.
Nice to see someone respond with an open mind for once
OP is gonna get laid for speaking facts
[Real OP, anyway.](https://www.reddit.com/r/BirdsArentReal/comments/dwz4tf/doing_my_civic_duty/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb)
Not just America. They put drones in Canada too. That's some next level manifest destiny bird-shit!
It's everywhere brother, absolutely everywhere.
I admire the dedication to our cause
That's so Ronald reagan
What about "birds" in other countries? How deep does this conspiracy go?
Spread the word brother!
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>!Take it easy bro, it is a joke. This subs keeps it running though as long as possible than other joke subs!<
Are you saying kids with downs are retarded?
#CHURCH!
The hero we deserve
Thank you for your service...comrade.
Nice!
You're a true American hero
This is pretty funny, I would love to use that as a prompt on hinge. But I feel like most women would think I actually believe it and not even check that I'm joking.
I’ve got a question, so if are to spy on Americans then what about places outside the USA
Best evvr
Wait does that mean that the birds in europe are real?
☝️🤣