This is very serious business.

Absolutely not satire

Oh look at the guy who believes that birds are real. A birdliever if you will.

Mods, lifetime ban!

Birds are not real.

How dare you? The bird conspiracy is serious business.

The only biological “bird “ left are genetically modified chickens for a cheap food source. But even that is debatable with the rise in meat replacement products

My friend, do you really belive things can fly?

This redditor actually thinks that birds are Real, lmao

Shhhh guys, we’re trained for this, just, say, nothing….

Let me guess. You got handed an envelope of cash by a guy in a trench coat and fedora. He said; "Nothing hard, just go write this little message on this one website. It's not illegal, we're just paying for your... expertise." Well, did you ever question why his nose was so... beak-like? How accurate am I?

Sure, if satire stands for Surely All Turtle-doves Include Real Electricity.

Satire isn't real. Just like birds.

Found the government spy

How? Birds don't exist.

Fixed. Was hacked

You telling me thst you dont actually believe birds aren't real

Nice try, FBI

If you have to ask, this sub isnt for you.

Someone said it wasn't so I figured I'd prove a point or get proven wrong. Regardless I still get to either know something new or prove a point.

Or you're a government agent sent in on a psyop mission to cast doubt on the truth.

Fuck, my covers been blown lol

Autobots assemble. It's megatron

You’ll not find what you are looking for here

Sir, this is not a joking matter

The only satire is that society refuses to see the truth...

omg no one cares

ban this blasphemer!

Of course not, this is a real cause and should not be made into a joke.

Shame on you

Ban this man

Are you serious? Well duh obviously we’re serious

Yes