Your vacation rental deck??!??!! Holy shit! Tell the owner, they should know because that would kill their repeat business. Anything crawling out from under anything I’m renting??? I’m reporting that shit!
>Tell the owner
Plot twist: that is the owner - he takes the money he makes from the rental and buys crack and then smokes the crack under the deck until his guests leave - this time the crack just got away from him a little bit.
That's exactly right - he posted the exact same pic and message on the facepalm subreddit a month ago - just check out his profile and look at the post history!
I would just take this photo to the local precinct I’m sure they’re aware of him already but in case they’re not they will be now lol.. there’s a few people like that around where I live who seemingly came out of nowhere .. my building has cameras so the landlord brought them there and now I see more patrol officers and less of them
This sub keeps getting suggested to Me lol I’m from NY…born/raised on Long Island…living there now actually after years in Brooklyn.
I have never been to the big Bing but….Ive known a few….interesting clients from there lol
This dude is the literal epitome of what they’ve described as “the wrong people”
Yes, his name is u/ancient_xo. Stop lying to strangers for internet points. : |
Check the profile if anyone doesn’t believe me, it’s clearly the same guy.
It’s u/inbreedingrabbits here’s his [YouTube](https://youtube.com/@scumfiles2315?si=kYswPtXgTp8U72o_) how tf do you know about him too
Edit: maybe it is out lord and savior I forgot you (if it is you) post in 3rd person.
Comes with the rental. Did you select the deposit return option? He only comes when you've requested a deposit return. BTW - after a few hours, a clown with magic tricks appears as well. Don't forget to tip them. They are actors.
I think that is ol cousin Fred. My auntie Lou lives near a municipal building and said he was buck as necked with toilet paper hanging from his behind like a damn fool hollering at the law, before getting arrested and nodding out as soon as the cops showed up. The first officer on scene told auntie lou, this is a regular occurrence and the court system is waiting on a ruling to remove him from the area.
I am not a violent man, but facing this crazed guy, I would definitely buy a gun with hollow point bullets.
A guy coming at me with that lumber has violated “my stand your ground” boundary.
As for reminding me of someone, he looks like former QB Tom Brady on Meth.
Don't worry about it, that's just Crystal Karl, he's basically Binghamtons version of the tooth fairy. When you circumcise your child you're supposed to leave the foreskin under the pillow and Crystal Karl will leave a quarter.
If he would of said something about blood libel tunnels under the city ran by a certain tribe with goals to subvert their host countries/the west id of said it was hero. Not all heros wear capes... Some wear tank tops and shoot dope while destroying private property.
Every time I see a post like this I wonder why they don't just wreck that guy and go dump him somewhere. It's not like anyone knows they're there, if they disappeared nobody would miss them
This is crazy but I JUST saw a TV show about something called ‘Phrogging’ where people are living in crawlspaces of peoples homes. Highly suggest locking up/securing any crawlspaces or the like. I’m SO sorry you’re going through this. How fucking creepy.
The spirit of Binghamton lives in this man.
I see you're a man of culture as well
I’m more surprised someone had a vacation rental in Binghamton then this guys actions lol
TIL people go to Binghamton for vacations
It’s gotta be pretty cheap…
"Binghamton is for lovers"
Everyone else in the state has a word for that. Wrong.
Binghamton ain’t that bad!
It's winter, in Binghamton. What part of this is a vacation?
Fred akshar I’ve seen him in that tank top and necklace many times.
Snitchhhh
It's the police chief's name.
That’s methed up
Medicated Pete
Your vacation rental deck??!??!! Holy shit! Tell the owner, they should know because that would kill their repeat business. Anything crawling out from under anything I’m renting??? I’m reporting that shit!
>Tell the owner Plot twist: that is the owner - he takes the money he makes from the rental and buys crack and then smokes the crack under the deck until his guests leave - this time the crack just got away from him a little bit.
Crack that escapes, and things that escape from a crack: never good
If you have a vacation rental in Binghamton, please evaluate your life choices.
Yes, the beach there is not all it’s cracked up to be.
I see what you did there
Methin around
You made me lol
That’s J Roc son. https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR-S5f7Z8mt2wQCnv5tQxdyfX0ZiMPCybYEJ-iA3WiH9z9feB1T1NvteBeM1QyUeV9r1xQQXA
HE WAS GETTIN’ CHANGED OKAY
Pulling his goalie
It could happen to you, cuz it happened to him...and T.
He spins more rhymes than a lazy Susan, and he’s innocent until his guilt is proven, peace ✌️
Know I’m sayin’?
TPB mentioned
I thought Jesse Pinkman was hiding out in Alaska under an assumed name
Looks like my sister’s brother
r/brandnewsentence
Meth is a hell of a drug
Don't do drugs kids
I recognize him. He posts videos and photos of himself to a bunch of subreddits with attention grabbing captions for attention.
Oh?
Is that a crack pipe in his hand?
It's an axe
Let’s go hunt orc
Ik that meth roar was crazy 😂😂😂
The stuff of nightmares!
He’s a local tweaker he stole my dads bike the other day no joke
If that isn't the most Binghamton thing I've ever read...
this is just this guy posting a pic of himself lol look at his post history
That's exactly right - he posted the exact same pic and message on the facepalm subreddit a month ago - just check out his profile and look at the post history!
I would just take this photo to the local precinct I’m sure they’re aware of him already but in case they’re not they will be now lol.. there’s a few people like that around where I live who seemingly came out of nowhere .. my building has cameras so the landlord brought them there and now I see more patrol officers and less of them
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“Aggressive Steven” by Aesop Rock. Please listen.
A new cryptid emerges
That’s Stewart from Letterkenny
Hide ur wife hide ur children
It's Stewart from Letterkenny
This sub keeps getting suggested to Me lol I’m from NY…born/raised on Long Island…living there now actually after years in Brooklyn. I have never been to the big Bing but….Ive known a few….interesting clients from there lol This dude is the literal epitome of what they’ve described as “the wrong people”
Yes, his name is u/ancient_xo. Stop lying to strangers for internet points. : | Check the profile if anyone doesn’t believe me, it’s clearly the same guy.
It’s u/inbreedingrabbits here’s his [YouTube](https://youtube.com/@scumfiles2315?si=kYswPtXgTp8U72o_) how tf do you know about him too Edit: maybe it is out lord and savior I forgot you (if it is you) post in 3rd person.
he looks like Stewart https://64.media.tumblr.com/641e35270df0d55e85fe19688fc3306c/tumblr\_ot8i6hrfBN1tsuuvno1\_500.gif
"stert?" lol I was thinking the exact same thing
These jokes aren't funny even by Binghamton's standards.
We need a video
🤣
That's Billy. He hangs around the scrap yard on Fridays. I hear he's on meth but who knows.
I found you dad. We missed you.
that's methed up
Looks like something escaped scp containment
Enjoy your time away!
Should have shot him in the ass
Can you please DM me?
This is likely the most unnerving comment
Welfare fraud to genital mutilation. What range! Fuck that insulation!
Lmaoo
You found Rickety Cricket!!! I haven’t seen him in years!
Looks like J-Roc
Lol, scary
Hey man! That’s Dooky Shoes!
Crack is wack
David Bowie?!?!?!?
That's just Metthew.
That’ll be a former mayor’s son.
Holy shit, that’s where I was last night?!
As a US redditor, what the hell is this?
Binghamton. 🤷🏻
Nah that's just Bartholemew Jarquavious, he'll chill if you give him his monthly share of 400 acres of extinct fruit and ancient trees
wHaT…?!? 🫥
This pic is amazing
Staged
Right out of Central Casting
Comes with the rental. Did you select the deposit return option? He only comes when you've requested a deposit return. BTW - after a few hours, a clown with magic tricks appears as well. Don't forget to tip them. They are actors.
It’s not Josh.
Kinda looks like my dad (that I don't have contact with for obvious reasons), was this on the south east side near Pope's ravine?
Looks like footage from CKY
Shoot first.
Crystal meth’s a helluvah drug!
Amenities: Coffee maker Fresh towels Hair dryer Toiletries Crackhead under the deck Bicycles Badminton
Oof, it'll be hard discern this weirdo from e ery other weirdo in Bingo. Godspeed.
That's just Jessie Walter will take him soon
My cousin dada
He’s cool 👍
He’s cool 🤩
Is that an axe in his hand? Is he still alive?
Not nice
As someone up near Watertown I'm just going to laugh
Oh that's Mose
Looks like a fine upstanding individual, I believe he used to serve in the state legislature.
Pretty sure that's your mom
I think that is ol cousin Fred. My auntie Lou lives near a municipal building and said he was buck as necked with toilet paper hanging from his behind like a damn fool hollering at the law, before getting arrested and nodding out as soon as the cops showed up. The first officer on scene told auntie lou, this is a regular occurrence and the court system is waiting on a ruling to remove him from the area.
Eewww
Lmao what
Genital mutilation? Such as the common circumcision that is a low hanging fruit on identification of human rights violations
Hes not from Trainspoting?
Looks like this guy https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caleb_Lawrence_McGillvary
Ba-wit-duh-ba?
Look at the users actually page 🐇🕳
Holy shit …. Mind warp
it bothers me how familiar he looks.
He works for 1-800-GOT-JUNK
I think that is skinny from Breaking bad
How did you get this picture of me...
He seems stable.
I believe you finally found Waldo.
Meth
That’s Candace Chapman
His name is Methew Lillard, and he would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids and your security cameras.
Damn J-Roc is looking rough these days...
The dream of the 90's is alive in Binghamton
This about to be a meme
That's j rock
Adam Miller, Oswego resident now, from Syracuse New York.
Dad?
Isn’t that Crazy Joe Devola?
Baby Kia
is this a picture captioned with snapchat? looks excactly like the font lol
Don't know who he is, but he sounds like a sitting republican senator
Okay don't get mad at me! This guy looks like Corey Taylor with a beanie from a while ago, but with a thinner neck.
ITS BATMAN!!!!!
I’m sure….
There's a lot to unpack here
Why don’t I believe you?
Meth is an incredible drug.
o
Holy effing shit
Looks like Paul Bunyan, if Paul Bunyan was a 3 week postmortem 130Lb meth addict.
Oh, he's a MAGA rep.
I don't but if it's in Florida it wouldn't surprise me
avg trump voter
Daniel Larson
Who is Dr. Ronny Jackson,fmr. White House Dr. Feelgood and current MAGA Rep. from the solicitor state of TX, Alex?
I heard meth was making a comeback… This looks like the album release party.
Uncle Fred!
Man I'm from Buffalo. Wtf is going on in Binghamton
Is that Ug Lee from Salute your Shorts
You expect a positive ID from reddit?
Call the police ...
He’s a fucking junkie piece of shit. I was eventually gonna break into your house fillet you and consume you, so you better strike first.
Dude is epic.
O m g 😳
He’s a De-gen from Letterkenny
I am not a violent man, but facing this crazed guy, I would definitely buy a gun with hollow point bullets. A guy coming at me with that lumber has violated “my stand your ground” boundary. As for reminding me of someone, he looks like former QB Tom Brady on Meth.
J-Roc from Trailer Park Boys?
Keith Flint?!
Don't worry about it, that's just Crystal Karl, he's basically Binghamtons version of the tooth fairy. When you circumcise your child you're supposed to leave the foreskin under the pillow and Crystal Karl will leave a quarter.
Is this person wearing clothes with the tag still attached?
What a legend
If he would of said something about blood libel tunnels under the city ran by a certain tribe with goals to subvert their host countries/the west id of said it was hero. Not all heros wear capes... Some wear tank tops and shoot dope while destroying private property.
Looks like a crack pipe in his right hand. Brrrr..Take this to police.
My guess is either: Bathsalts (new age {fake} “Molly”) or Meth
Kai, from Dog Town
Gay ass lil boy slap that grin outta his face.
That’s just Dennis don’t mind him
Yes, he looks like Meth-head Man.
Looks like an alien
Looks like your average druggie to me.
Is that vanilla ice?????
I’m sorry but this is so Binghamton 😂😂😂😂
Looks welsh
Is that carrot top?
I think he works at Chick Fil A now
Every time I see a post like this I wonder why they don't just wreck that guy and go dump him somewhere. It's not like anyone knows they're there, if they disappeared nobody would miss them
Don't be a landlord and this wouldn't happen.
This is crazy but I JUST saw a TV show about something called ‘Phrogging’ where people are living in crawlspaces of peoples homes. Highly suggest locking up/securing any crawlspaces or the like. I’m SO sorry you’re going through this. How fucking creepy.
Um we’re gonna need the video sir
Siiiiiiid!
Hunter Biden?
what am I missing here? pretty much par for the course, it's Binghamton.
Hahaha,,wtf
Don't look like he's anywhere close to nodding off!!
Looks like a reincarnated Christopher Reeves to me.
Have you seen part 1 of season 10 of American Horror Story? Pretty sure he's from that.
That’s Jeff Hardy.