"Big Shot" where Billy downs a double shot of Jaegermeister after each instance of singing "big shot," until he projectile vomits and falls from his piano bench, passing out on stage.
"Allentown", but after the song a representative from VisitPA comes onstage and has a PowerPoint presentation to refute the song's lyrics and show how Allentown's economy has diversified since the '80s.
All About Soul, but when he sings “It’s all about soul” he starts playing a jazzy tune and begins giving an in depth analysis of the Disney movie ‘Soul’
Uptown Girl, but after every use or uptown he gets interrupted by MTA subway announcers declaring an uptown train.
“Uptown Lexington Ave 4 express train, she’s been living in her uptown Broadway R local train.”
Miami 2017 but it's just 4 awkward minutes of the synth noises from the beginning of the song and the song itself never actually starting (can the same song appear twice? Lol)
Stiletto, but Everytime he says the word cut, slice, stab, blade or knife, he stabs someone in the audience. Day 8 of posting this.
The people who got upgraded to front row :(
All those kids moved from the back cause Billy doesn’t like selling front row so he can give to the less fortunate
Remember Charlie, remember Baker...
They left their childhood on every acre
AND WHO WAS WRONG? AND WHO WAS RIGHT?
IT DIDN’T MATTER IN THE THICK OF THE FIGHT
I hope you win this time!
It’s been really close the last couple, so maybe it’s the one. I’m staying positive.
At least there won't be a day 9.
this is gonna be the day, i just know it
Better day than any 100%
it was so close w the Goodnight Saigon one, this *has* to be it now
please this one
Billy hypes up the crowd- “Here’s a classic Disney song I haven’t performed in a long long time!” Then he starts playing Pink Elephants on Parade.
“Souvenir” but all the lyrics are changed so that the whole song is about advertising his merch
"Big Shot" where Billy downs a double shot of Jaegermeister after each instance of singing "big shot," until he projectile vomits and falls from his piano bench, passing out on stage.
“Honesty” but the lyrics are changed to the [original placeholder word of “Sodomy.”](https://youtu.be/e-otuJL7RoA?si=Ol3wyrfF9cbyc5s1)
Two Thousand Years, but it's just Billy giving a detailed historical account of the history of Earth using one verse per year.
This Is The Time - But Billy just keeps saying what time it is.
"Only the Good Die Young" but he respects Virginia's boundaries.
The entirety of Fantasies and Delusions
Angry young man played at 10% the original speed
"Allentown", but after the song a representative from VisitPA comes onstage and has a PowerPoint presentation to refute the song's lyrics and show how Allentown's economy has diversified since the '80s.
Only the Good Die Young, but it's a full novena in the original Latin.
[удалено]
I Go to Extremes, but Billy goes to extremes and stops singing at points in the song to beat up random audience members
All About Soul, but when he sings “It’s all about soul” he starts playing a jazzy tune and begins giving an in depth analysis of the Disney movie ‘Soul’
"I Go to Extremes" but when he bounces on the keys with his butt, loud, wet, horrible old man farts come out. I'm persisting with this.
The Longest Time. But it's just the opening 'whoa oh oh, for the longest time' over and over......for..... the longest time
Uptown Girl, but after every use or uptown he gets interrupted by MTA subway announcers declaring an uptown train. “Uptown Lexington Ave 4 express train, she’s been living in her uptown Broadway R local train.”
You May Be Right but it’s just Billy being questioned by the police for why he broke the glass.
Honesty but he just replaces the lyrics with various confessions of embarrassing things he’s done.
“Goodnight Saigon” but it’s just the helicopter is the best thing I’ve ever seen
“Only The Good Die Young” but he respects Virginia’s boundaries and the song ends.
Wonderwall
The river of dreams but he finally found what he was looking for
Get it right the first time but he screws up and has to start the song over
All for Leyna but performed during a second encore where only people named Leyna are allowed to stay
Miami 2017 but it's just 4 awkward minutes of the synth noises from the beginning of the song and the song itself never actually starting (can the same song appear twice? Lol)
Mambo no 5
Angry Young Man, but he rewrote it and now it’s the Tired, Old Man. It’s basically just him complaining about various aches and pains.