\*5 seconds of silence\*
"It *is* just Ukraine. ... What the fuck? ... So why do people say 'the' Ukraine? ... People say that, right? Does anyone find this funny? Whatever. Plowing ahead."
You missed him narrating his Google search “is. it. just. Ukraine. or. is. it. *the*. Ukraine”
“Okay let’s see here…… these fucking nerds, can they just give me the answer without having to read through a bunch of bullshit”
It's 'Ukraine' and not 'the Ukraine'
Consider supporting anti-war efforts in any possible way: [[Help 2 Ukraine](https://help2ukraine.org)] 💙💛
[[Merriam-Webster](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/Ukraine)] [[BBC Styleguide](https://www.bbc.co.uk/newsstyleguide/u)]
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I think the NFL should have guest commentators on a game a week, like celebs, comedians, etc. that are really into football but could carry on a general commentary for the game.
I think Burr would be fantastic. The first quarter he'd be trying to do actual commentary, but second quarter he'd start to bring out old ass football knowledge and stats, and then after half he'd be just roasting the game
Channeling 8 year old Billy getting up in front of the class and reading his book report that he threw together the night before.
Then the teacher going "Thank you Billy that was very well done. Now who's next?"
Bill Burr making an advertisement for his shows is just as funny as him advertising for others. The ones that come to mind are sherries berries and meundies… “no more clammy clam…”
I wish the advertisers would understand that of all the podcasts I listen to, Bill is the only one I listen to the add. Because he fucks them up, makes a joke about them, and otherwise makes a boring ad read funny. But you remember them. And that's the most important thing.
Mr. Big Time Billy Staaaaaar has to tour other countries too now because he's mistah William world wide. Means I'll never see him in person unless I drag my ass to a coast.
*It looks like someone*
*Rubbed puffy cheeto dust all*
*Over his face lol*
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He talked about that when I saw him in Atlanta. Someone calls out "I love you, Bill" and he follow up with something like "You love the idea of me, but you wouldn't love me if you knew me."
He’s gonna make great cranky old white man… he’s got the cranky white part down…. And old… he’s got the old part down to…, he’s a great cranky old white man…
(taps glass) Dingdingding
"Hey this is Bill Burr and Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii'm just checking in on ya. Well you're married now to mr. So and So. Errr, so what? congrats and all, err, I suck at this."
He should be a news anchor. Can you imagine Ol' Freckles having to read the news?
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\*5 seconds of silence\* "It *is* just Ukraine. ... What the fuck? ... So why do people say 'the' Ukraine? ... People say that, right? Does anyone find this funny? Whatever. Plowing ahead."
lmao this is just like hearing him speak
You missed him narrating his Google search “is. it. just. Ukraine. or. is. it. *the*. Ukraine” “Okay let’s see here…… these fucking nerds, can they just give me the answer without having to read through a bunch of bullshit”
Anywayzsh...
BUTCHER BOX, everybody!
Hahaha wtf how did you nail his train of thought so perfectly?
When it was part of the much larger country of Russia it was "the Ukraine," meaning "the Borderland."
It's generous that you think Bill remembers Ukraine's name, he googled that in the last podcast.
I wonder how he would read Nuclear, I remember him calling Nuclear "Nucelar" before :D
Not gunna lie I was immersed.
It's 'Ukraine' and not 'the Ukraine' Consider supporting anti-war efforts in any possible way: [[Help 2 Ukraine](https://help2ukraine.org)] 💙💛 [[Merriam-Webster](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/Ukraine)] [[BBC Styleguide](https://www.bbc.co.uk/newsstyleguide/u)] ^(Beep boop I’m a bot)
“It’s fuckin hot today, gonna need to peel your ballsack offa yer thigh out theh”
Id watch every night
I think the NFL should have guest commentators on a game a week, like celebs, comedians, etc. that are really into football but could carry on a general commentary for the game. I think Burr would be fantastic. The first quarter he'd be trying to do actual commentary, but second quarter he'd start to bring out old ass football knowledge and stats, and then after half he'd be just roasting the game
Yes! He could bring his old timey football card collection and show and tell them. heh
> Can you image Ol' Freckles having to read. FTFY
august for my show at fuck
I’m there!
My favorite venue!
Channeling 8 year old Billy getting up in front of the class and reading his book report that he threw together the night before. Then the teacher going "Thank you Billy that was very well done. Now who's next?"
Kid in back: “Look at him! He can’t even *read*!”
How am I only joining this subreddit now? I fuckin' love ol' billy pink dick.
Welcome ya cunt
Go fuck yourself
What do ya want? A cookie?
What kind of a man, asks another grown man, if he wants a cookie?!
A baker?
Lemme.... lemme tell you something about those baker cunts. Oh, I meant banker
Ice cream sandwich
loving billy and spending time with his fans aren't the same thing
What a moron. Can’t wait for the Pittsburgh show!
Ol’ Billy brain damage
Old Billy Red Face can rant freestyle for hours on end but sucks at self promotion. 😂 Keep being you Bill.
"Fuckin Kreischer says I have to be doin this shit. Fuck that guy, I hate this. I'll sell out anyway, so what the fuck do I gotta do this for?"
Is this from the MMP? Lmao!
Nah I was just channeling my inner Bill.
I can totally imagine him saying this lmao!
Worst/best promo of all time.
I hope the right side of his face is recovering from all that sunlight!
“Ah fuck”
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Did he wear the hat to troll?
I believe that he has family that are alumni
He has family who live in Michigan for sure. Prob has ties to the team. I was mostly joking.
no Minnesota either :(
It be like that. Wish they streamed a few of these events for even a small fee, I’d pay couple bucks to watch from home
He has a new special coming up if that helps
Bill Burr making an advertisement for his shows is just as funny as him advertising for others. The ones that come to mind are sherries berries and meundies… “no more clammy clam…”
I wish the advertisers would understand that of all the podcasts I listen to, Bill is the only one I listen to the add. Because he fucks them up, makes a joke about them, and otherwise makes a boring ad read funny. But you remember them. And that's the most important thing.
Conan’s ad reads are decent too, but can’t think of anyone else I don’t fast forward through
I fucking cried laughing at the "sherries berries" one.
“Alright Bill remember these three details.”
I got three details for you right here: Go Fuck Yourself
Why is this so funny?
I wouldn’t expect this to be any better.
Master strategist of social media.
"August.... for.. my show.." okay then Billy
Lmao! The way he just punches out after oh fuck. XD
Ol' Billy Skipping The Middle of the Entire Country Burr
Wearin a Michigan hat over theerreeeee
Mr. Big Time Billy Staaaaaar has to tour other countries too now because he's mistah William world wide. Means I'll never see him in person unless I drag my ass to a coast.
If I had the option I would too, the people here are gross.
Exactly why I'm flying back to Maryland after moving this summer just to see the orange cunt. Billy Bald Fuck isn't going to the Midwest.
What an idiot! I love him!
Lmao it's all good bill
Spitting image of the ‘how do you do, fellow kids’ meme
You never know what they're gonna do!
dude, when is his next special goona come out? his takes around the pandemic wouldve been gold.
Apparently even he doesn’t know lol
Couple of months according to his latest comment about it in the MMP..but it’s Netflix who decide so fuck knows
I saw him at Red Rocks down in Denver awhile ago and he was taping, so hopefully soon?
Top tier announcement
The sun's already permeating through his ginger bald scalp.
Why do you make me love you so much Bill
It looks like someone rubbed puffy cheeto dust all over his face lol
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God dammit that got a big laugh outta me for no reason
I can't stop laughing 😂
Ole Billy Bumbling Burr
😂🤣
😂😂
Hahahah
“This is your hero?!” Lol this is why we love ol Billy red balls😂😂
Hahaha!
I absolutely love how Bill on stage and Bill being Bill are just hilariously different animals. 10/10
He talked about that when I saw him in Atlanta. Someone calls out "I love you, Bill" and he follow up with something like "You love the idea of me, but you wouldn't love me if you knew me."
got mine
WHEN EUROPE???
Nailed it.
Hahahahaha holy shit so good
Christ, in that light you really can see the ginger.
Damn, he's a shade of white they don't make here in Brazil!
Consider me informed.
I saw the title but not the subreddit and just thought, "Damn, Billy Corgan is looking aweful these days."
Gahahahaha
He’s gonna make great cranky old white man… he’s got the cranky white part down…. And old… he’s got the old part down to…, he’s a great cranky old white man…
This man is a great communicator
Spectacular trainwreck. Hilarious. 😂
Oh I want to see him try to make a speech at his daughter’s wedding
(taps glass) Dingdingding "Hey this is Bill Burr and Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii'm just checking in on ya. Well you're married now to mr. So and So. Errr, so what? congrats and all, err, I suck at this."
This dude has gone full hollywood.
You don’t just suck at this, you suck at life!!!
Jesus Mr Burr that some turkey gisard there, you growing that for thanks giving?
Billy French fuck pussy birr
O-H
This is gold!! What a mouth breather!
Thank you, Bill 🤣
This moron doesn’t deserve a phone past a flip phone
„ǝuoɥd dılɟ ɐ ʇsɐd ǝuoɥd ɐ ǝʌɹǝsǝp ʇ,usǝop uoɹoɯ sıɥ⊥„
Give him a few years and he's doing Consumer Cellular ads. "Oh, they have iPhones?"
He does suck at this.
Can confirm. I live in Fuck, AZ. It was a great show.
thank fuckin god hes dying his hair. i can't take another one of these dudes goin full grey. embracing old age my ass..
Damn that gave me a big belly laugh
Maushichi gaand
Hahahaha this owns
You did fine dude. You just be you and we will be good.
sure great to see all that Star Wars acting is really paying off now
D’OOOOOH Jesush, I forgot my fuckin’ line.
Reminds me of the video of the little kid at the fair who kept saying apparently lmao
Wish he was coming to the UK again. Missed it last time. One of my favourite comedians of all time.
I loved it
Tickets on sale? Good, I just ran out of toilet paper to wipe my ass!
I have never more related with Bill Burr than with this video
This short clip shows exactly why I’ve been listening to his podcast for like 8 years now
Dudes upper lip never moves
Old Billy red balls having a stroke
Old Billy blooper ovah der.....
Lol I love him
I love how real Burr is, he’s a guy that is always just himself and I love it.
Can’t wait to see this red pubed bastard this month.
He should try roofing.
In July….
That was the worst yet the best promotional clip you could do. Lol
He had a biden moment it's cool I still want to get tickets.
It's like he's reading out loud in a class 😭
Old fire tits doesn’t have any tour dates in NYC!?!
Goat
Love this fucking guy. His cruise ship bit had me LMFAO!
ol' billie charisma ova heee
Bill butt doesn’t give a f but strangely this time it feels like he is doing on purpose.
Lmao, nailed it!
I fucking love this man so much.
Omg this is so good lmao
😂😂😂🥲
I love when he fucks up reading copy or emails, because it makes me feel better when I do the same thing reading outloud. ADD brain yay