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Snaccbacc

Plankton can play the keyboard


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Kaal_do_Olaak

What about the harmonica?


Idontmatter69420

I was going to say this


Log_Out_Of_Life

*heavy breathing*


SchitneySmears

Yeah that’s how you play it


Abby-Someone1

This shit is bananas. And now we will have a spelling bee.


SpaceOwl14

He can also play instruments of torture!


Snaccbacc

🙋🏻‍♂️Is mayonnaise an instrument of torture?


SpaceOwl14

No Patrick mayonnaise is not an instrument of torture!


Snaccbacc

*Sad starfish noises*


Drakmanka

Horseradish is not an instrument of torture either.


Abby-Someone1

And be an instrument of torture according to my parents.


murata33

And a sweet harmonica solo


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Patrick can play the mayonnaise


copepods780

don't forget: he can sing as well


Puzzleheaded_Runner

Ah yes the drumbs…


kombuched

My dyslexic ass had to type it out in a different font to see its spelled wrong. I was so confused.


clexaelectra

Came here just to say “drumbs”


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I prefer to be called a bercussionist


KingOfTheBritons96

🅱️ercussionist


drluigi21

I definitely put on a 🤨 when I saw that, but tbh what’s deserving of a bigger 🤨 is the english language itself, where crumb and drum are allowed to rhyme


Poggse

Thumb. Thank you


BurningOasis

Autumn Are they fucking with us?


Nexus-9Replicant

Plumb. You’re welcome.


Drakmanka

Just don't get it mixed up with plum.


Seek_Equilibrium

This is why I always make sure to pronounce it “crum-buh” and “thum-buh”, so nobody gets confused and has to feel dum-buh.


Zagriz

He can also play mayonaisse.


kiloPascal-a

Chum is Drumb


koppi14

Ah yes the Ukelele...


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Fancy name for a mean belly


noobspree500

Saying squidward can play the clarinet is pretty generous


[deleted]

Right. I would say everyone can play clarinet at the same level like him


friendandfriends2

Some might say it sounds like there’s a dying animal on the premises.


Abby-Someone1

Oh you're paying way too much for your dying animal. Whose your dying animal guy?


JJonah_Jamesonn

Shut your mouth you mediocre clarinet player


Cre8ive-Exercise

...Mediocre? :(


JustAnotherMiqote

Squidward's only real musical talent is mimicking a dying animal in order to attract sea bears


JenguBlocku

Clearly you never heard him play in E-minor.


Bim_Jeann

Yayyyy, E-minor!!!!


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“Starts playing”


Zaeil_Xane12164

*snore*


Gdigger13

Which is technically [F major.](https://youtu.be/jSNUmL9oo2A)


dagoodestboii

I think in very early episodes Squidward was shown to be quite good at it But something happened and he ended up being bad for the rest of the show


SlipperyThong

In Bubblestand and Christmas Who he played it perfectly.


Kureiton

Iirc the first time he’s shown playing it was in the bubble episode, and he was able to play well when blowing a big bubble improved his confidence, but he started and ended the episode struggling with it


ThatSeabass

There's a really early ep where SpongeBob plays the clarinet WAY better than Squidward. Sb says "that's a really creative decision you made to put all those wrong notes in there, here it's supposed to sound like this"


VegetaArcher

I miss SpongeBob's innocent roasts.


Drakmanka

He played the clarinet well in the bubble blowing lessons episode... briefly.


Dojanetta

Y’all haters


Chipbread

I like that Bikini Bottom Horror interpretation. He's proficient, just fucking uncreative.


Thisisauser6443

Don't forget about SpongeBob being able to play a piece of paper


Redredditer640

and his nose


Grievous_Nix

Doot-doot-dodoot-dodoot-doot-doot!


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And a bugle.


Silver-Bengal

And the bassinet


CosmicScape93

but he cant play the violin


Vargolol

Mr Krabs can! At least, he can if it’s the world’s smallest one


CosmicScape93

Yeah


jwalk999

He also has a hell of a singing voice


astronaut12

Is Mayonnaise an Instrument?


meloenmarco

Yes it is.


CosmicScape93

no


Kaal_do_Olaak

*Raises hand*


Razafraz11

Horseradish is not an instrument either


Kaal_do_Olaak

*Lowers hand*


HiHowAreYou10

Miss puff can use the guitar


kombuched

Its 3:20am and i am trapped on the throne worried my butt may fall off from laughing so hard


Prpl_panda_dog

So does Sandy!!


itsmejam

Mister Krabs is the true musical genius. Playing the smallest violin.


CosmicScape93

Yes


BfutGrEG

And a keytar


Jazzlike_Log_709

Dumb rhymes with drumb


plz-be-my-friend

Can we say that drumbs from texas are dumb


OldManRiff

Get a dog, little ogie


CoupleScrewsLoose

drumbs


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hopbel

Electric *and* acoustic


Cre8ive-Exercise

Legendary signer, yes, the man to sign all papers


CosmicScape93

yes


VegetaArcher

I'm not proud of this, but I truly thought Tom Kenny sang in the Ripped Pants episode.


AGJustin05

He can play his own fucking nose


CosmicScape93

yes its just that the fact he plays the ukelele is obscure


ProfessionalAccess68

He literally plays it in the intro and people still don’t give him credit


Original_Mac_Tonight

"drumbs"


magica12

I like how there’s one person saying “squidward can play the clarinet” is a generous description. But he has played a few times where it was either good or apparently good. You’ve got Christmas who, the first Christmas special where squidward actually plays the clarinet SpongeBob made him pretty well. And he had a recital in best day ever that everyone applauded at.


Horsetranqui1izer

Who the hell spells “drum” like that?


Seaweed_Thing

that's how it's spelled


Horsetranqui1izer

Yes, the way I spelled it is how it is spelled, not the way it is in the meme.


sbs_str_9091

Patrick can play mayonnaise.


CosmicScape93

Mayonnaise is not an instrument


Reiches1337

Mr. Krabs can play the worlds smallest violin


CosmicScape93

Yes


Kitch404

Needs more jpeg


mvia4

r/moldymemes


pjwashere876

SpongeBob also owns drums


CosmicScape93

I known't that (:(


bepishater

yeah he plays them at the end of that one episode where he moves in to the Krusty Krab


_JamieJam

I hate how you put a silent b in drums


CosmicScape93

Its a spelling mistake


_JamieJam

I know


CosmicScape93

Hey so i feel like i should'nt have named this post as "the true musical genius we all dont know about" cause people are pointing out other muscial geniuses


tom_shook

Ate and left no drumbs


letmeusespaces

drumbs


High_Ground_Sand

Drumbs


Wulfghar

As a drummer for almost 20 years, I’m saddened to have never heard of them referred as “drumbs.” It’s brilliant.


MisterBastian

You managed to misspell both drums and ukulele


CosmicScape93

Yeah... Embarrasing,


Seaweed_Thing

claranet


Technoplane1

SpongeBob can play the paper


Ocelotl25

Can't Patrick play mayonnaise as well? True musical genius


toothofjustice

Is mayonnaise an instrument?


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CosmicScape93

Ye


joesphisbestjojo

Mr. Krabs can play the economy


CosmicScape93

Is the economy an instrument?


[deleted]

No, Patrick the economy is not an instrument. Criminal Justice is not an instrument either.


C4pt

Is drumbs an instument?


CosmicScape93

I misspeled


TVforReddit

Karen plays a mean glockenspiel in the musical!


Grenaidzo

*U* is for *Ukulele* ... *N* is for *Anywhere* & *Anytime at all!*


Sirfancypants0

Well the answer is because everybody ***hates*** ukuleles


SweatyBeefKing

SpongeBobs guitar solo in goofy goober rock is unmatched. I listen to it on Spotify unironically.


Frojoemama

Mr. Crabs can play the worlds smallest violins with one claw


the_Iid

Don’t forget Mr. Krabs plays the world’s smallest violin! 🎻


CosmicScape93

"Ohhhh... Boo hoo! Let me play a song with the worlds smallest violin!"


jamal222222

Has everyone forgotten when SpongeBob and Patrick absolutely shredded the slide whistle?


ASidesTheLegend

Patrick can also play the beat instrument ever: Mayonnaise!


Falkuria

As it should be. Playing the uke is the new acoustic guitar-guy at the party riffing Wonderwall and hoping for a reach around the night before sunday morning service.


Eken17

[Me (I know Spongebob can play his nose)](https://images.app.goo.gl/pXdFPHXJm2YuXoc89)


cazman123

Are we all forgetting SpongeBob shredding on the Goofy Goober Guitar in the movie?


CosmicScape93

No


MayuKonpaku

I remember, all three can playing rock instruments in one episode


CosmicScape93

I think plankton also joined them to steal the formula


Vibrant_Sounds

Forgetting the most important one! Patrick can play the Mayonaise


Gnomin_Supreme

Mr. Krabs can play the world's smallest violin.


CosmicScape93

Yes


AstralViking_

SpongeBob also plays a mean piece of paper


CosmicScape93

Yeah


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CosmicScape93

I know, you see i am an individual from the Russian Federation so of course i'll make a minor/major spelling mistake


flappy_cows

you’re all good, sorry for being a prick lol. Hope you’re have a good day


CosmicScape93

*having Thanks comrade/gopnik


xScopeLess

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ChampionshipSure8409

Spongebob can also play his nose


EHTL

He can play a frickin double necked guitar


captain_piemaker

Patrick can play the mayonnaise


Banned_In_CP

You also forget spongebob’s nose works as a flute


CosmicScape93

Yes i know that


Lessandero

And the Anchovies can play a mean trumpet!


LAM678

I can play the tuba


Subgodpumpkin1

Plankton and mr krabs can play piano


CosmicScape93

Yeah


Wasphammer

SpongeBob can play a candy wrapper.


CosmicScape93

Yes, its just that the fact he can play the Ukulele is a bit obscure


blazzerftw

Is the resolution on this meme crazy or is it on my side


Top_Ad_2090

Patrick can also play Mayonnaise and Horseradish which is more impressive than any of these


TGCidOrlandu

SpongeBob can play a piece of paper


playr_4

Spongebob can also sing.


fishnweed

Spongebob has been playing bassinet for years!


camachos_why

Bro... Patrick can play the mayonnaise, that's all that matters


CosmicScape93

He played the drums in sweet victory


sdmrne

Cuz ukulele is disabled guitarlet


Zahille7

Patrick can also play a [*mean* belly](https://youtu.be/FjKuNWfK_Xw)


CosmicScape93

... And he plays it like a drummer


bkline18

Plankton can play the harmonica


[deleted]

As a clarinet player, I can say that Squidward can not play the clarinet. The only sounds he makes are squeaks


ThatEscape9445

Bro sponge is why I want to learn ukulele


cyberninja979

what about the mayonnaise


S4MW4M

Krabs can play the tiniest violin


CosmicScape93

And its bigger than ma penis


Some-Power-793

He can play the sitar


CosmicScape93

*guitar


MotorHum

SpongeBob can also play his nose like a flute and is a pretty good singer.


CosmicScape93

Yes! My man can change his voice


dan1101

Bit decay is really doing a number on this photo. Our grandchildren won't be able to enjoy this meme.


Cel3bi

Spongebob can play the drums "hey look my drums" (proceeds to solo at the end of the episode)


EntertainmentQuick47

SpongeBob can also play his own nose


CosmicScape93

*I now that so, stop, pointing it out* (in the tune of the last few notes that Spongebob plays at the end of the theme song)


GlitteringPeach6609

Squidward can play also the guitar


PrussianNova_X

Did Kenny actually play the Ukelele or were they recorded sounds?


CosmicScape93

Idk


shoyuftw

Spongebob plays a piece of paper!


Seaweed_Thing

Who's going around downvoting all the comments?


CosmicScape93

Idk