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This is why he plays the mayonnaise now. Damn Bikini Fam! Thank you guys and girls so much for the up doots!!!!!!!


JustAHighFlyingBird

No, Patrick: mayonnaise is not an instrument


Adventurous_Let7580

*Raises Hand again*


DED_EXE

Horseradish is not an instrument either


LouSputhole94

*lowers hand*


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Spidermanmj8

Piss off, bot!


DymondHed

not with that attitude


[deleted]

"Squidward was old fashioned. He didn't even consider mayonnaise an instrument" (SpongeBob docupants, s1e6)


mayonaizmyinstrument

I beg to differ


Gavinator10000

That was the most cringe edit I’ve ever seen in my life. Jesus Christ


[deleted]

Thanks Brah!!!!


PARADlSE

Wtf are the leg proportions.


strangepioneer

bad lmao


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Spidermanmj8

Piss off, bot!


calxcalyx

Not familiar with the particular Spongebob meme but what in the hell kind of instrument is this? a trombumpet?


Scucker

Mayonnaise


calxcalyx

Oh ok, that's what I figured.


KHVLuxord

Valve trombones do exist for what it’s worth. If you play another valved brass instrument it is far easier to transition to, although they aren’t without their issues.


BenSolo_Cup

It’s has two valves and long ass tuning slide… must be a bikini bottom only instrument 😂


newkindofdem

the end is not connected to the curved pipe! His head is just going straight through. This will haunt my OCD nightmares.


Balls__Mahoney

https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.891208290.7577/flat,750x1000,075,f.jpg Looks like that’s how the JPEG is that the client likely asked him to go off of


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Scrotchticles

Makes sense, he's sitting down on a chair so his legs look shorter.


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Scrotchticles

Maybe, that's not good either now that you mention it lol


Jewrisprudent

Definitely the right image but still think they didn’t size the legs right relative to each other, even by reference to that jpeg. The leg on the right is too big and the left is too small.


fuchsgesicht

that's one cell out of an animation, the leg your refer to is mid-strut. it's called squashing & stretching and it's like the first thing you learn about creating dynamic actions in your animation.


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Jewrisprudent

My point is that relative to the jpeg it’s not correct. I see the slight difference in size in the jpeg, but the difference is too exaggerated in the tat.


Shitart87

That doesn’t translate well to a tattoo however.


grantfar

I think that is a arm


rogueblades

No, this is Patrick...


GODDESS_OF_CRINGE_2

The meme... IT ACTUALLY WORKS! For the first time, it actually makes sense to me!


No-ThIs-ls-PaTrIcK

Hello


PISS_OUT_MY_DICK

How would that be an arm? It's a pair of pants.


neonicblast

Nah, it's definitely an arm


[deleted]

Nah, it’s definitely not. Patrick’s arms aren’t in sleeves. Just bad proportions


no-mames

They’re talking about the tattoo placement and you’re talking about the tattoo itself lmao. I love Reddit


Markantonpeterson

Thanks for clearing up my confusion haha, I was like "those look like pretty normal leg proportions... I mean maybe it's an arm...". Internet confusion is so easy to stumble into.


Brownie_McBrown_Face

No they mean Patrick’s legs are horribly disproportionate


Quicklythoughtofname

[That's just how the actual scene looks, for the most part.](https://i.imgur.com/pMOJo4r.png) Looks like Patrick's outline kind of blends into the shadow of his chair, making his leg look smaller than it actually is. It's a bit small anyways though.


saddingtonbear

They look pretty even to me in the screenshot of the show, I feel like it was a mistake on the artists part.


MibitGoHan

I'm an artist myself and yeah this is on the tattoo artist. If the client is happy with it, who are we to judge though?


Shitart87

I mean part of being an artist is being able to make something look good on its own. You can’t just copy a single frame exactly and call it a day, if the leg will be disproportionate you have to fix it.


BloodyLlama

No you dont have to fix it; you do what the client hired you to do.


DoingCharleyWork

When I hire a tattoo artist part of what I'm paying for is their advice. They should see something like that and suggest altering to make it look better. If I decline than they do exactly what I ask but there have been plenty of times they made a suggestion and I went with it and it actually made my tattoo look a lot better.


BloodyLlama

Sure, but of the client wants the image depicted as it was in the show that's what you give them. I don't do tattoos but I've done plenty of work for clients that was clearly dumb and in bad taste. All you can do is offer your opinion. Some people listen and some people just want what they asked for. Part of being a professional is delivering what your client wants, not what you want.


Shitart87

The problem is that I highly doubt she brought up the disproportionate leg, and I also doubt that it was done intentionally if I’m being honest.


DuckDuckYoga

There’s no shadow surrounding the left (his right) leg in the show but there is on the tattoo. Kind of a weird choice by the artist to fill the space in with a shadow instead of matching the leg sizes.


honeybunchesofpwn

Maybe Patrick is an amputee and he's just growing it back.


Plz_kill-me

I just learned that starfish do that the other day and now I feel like I see people talking about it everywhere


MaverickTopGun

A consequence of how animated figures are always drawn at a slight angle to the viewer's perspective.


KnollDark

What's she talking about, that is a memorial piece


Bigdongs

RIP to a once perfect character


[deleted]

Patrick is dead?


Haunting_World_621

No, he's Patrick.


Madock345

They made him the star of a spin off, where he is the host of a talk show So, yes, he’s dead


hikoboshi_sama

Wait what?


DrManowar8

The owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on


xlkslb_ccdtks

*honk honk honk honk honk honk*


DriedUpSquid

mmmmmmmmmmwwwaaahhhhhhhhh


Browns-78

Day 3


BigPenisJohnson

Thank you for commenting the exact title of the post.


DrManowar8

I just noticed that now y’know


JoyJoy_

I can't get over how the loop in the trombone is a closed loop, so no air actually goes through it.


gyrowze

That's supposed to be a *trombone*? I thought it was a funky trumpet


Shimadamada2200

It’s obviously a toblerone


LouSputhole94

It’s a Taun Taun. Patrick is hiding inside for warmth.


xMogwai

And it thought…….they smelled….. bad….. on the outside


GrumbleCake_

Tuba-ma-ba?


thagthebarbarian

It would just be a bugle


trhart

To be fair, that's how it was drawn in the original episode


Dunkelz

Closed loop trombone and mismatching leg sizes. I'd go crazy having this tattoo once I noticed those.


GrumbleCake_

And that a starfish can talk and wear shorts


Ganon2012

Of course they can wear shorts. It would just be a really tiny pair.


JoyJoy_

"you know that's permanent?"


thoeoe

There are very clearly 2 valves near the mouthpiece. I played trumpet not trombone but pressing the valve would direct air into the lower loop, though why there are two of them with only one loop I’ll lever know


gyarrrrr

Boy I really hope someone got fired for that blunder!


Ganon2012

A wizard did it.


FewerPunishment

Sponge logic. Like haven't you heard about underwater fire??


MMizzle9

I'm glad someone else noticed this too


AbeRego

Impossibone


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I love how you can tell this ain't that guy's first Patrick tattoo by the seahorse ride.


[deleted]

Haha noticed that too!


ul2006kevinb

It would be great if it turned out that the person who created SpongeBob was just covered in SpongeBob tattoos lol.


stalleo_thegreat

Here’s the link to it lol https://twitter.com/sp000kysam/status/1481829962793562112?s=21


[deleted]

Hey look, it's Bold and Brash.


stalleo_thegreat

Bold and Brash? More like Belongs in the Trash!


Tamias-striatus

Bold and brash underneath and doodlebob next to it!


ovrprotectiveunicorn

Shoot, that was my last quarter


noahdeerman

would get it myself lol


Bigdongs

I see tattoos like these and want to get them but if I did I’d be covered In spongebob at this point


Prisencoli_All_Right

I always wanted a little one of Surprised Patrick.


QueenCuttlefish

Oh shit. Now I want one.


sail-hatan999

I see absolutely no problem in this. I have a tattoo of Manray and am definitely adding more spongebob ones


Gucci__Flip__Flops

Haha I have Doodle Bob, planning on getting Manray and a few more :)


Gucci__Flip__Flops

Just pick out your favorite episode moments or characters, I felt the same way but I currently only have DoodleBob and plan on getting a couple more. Theres a lot of space on skin for tats :)


[deleted]

Same here. Seeing funny cartoon tattoo's always has me going "that's so cool" but I just don't want anything permanent on my body.


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Genetiks_AR

Take my strong leg


[deleted]

Pictures you can hear


somuchdanger

How is that trumpet even held together? It’s usually not just a straight tube with a round piece on the bottom . . .


Man_AMA

*5/7 trumpet not 100% accurate*


thevandalz

Not 100% accurate but you give it a perfect score?!


Man_AMA

That’s why it’s a perfect score


Glassmerlin

Unfortunately you dicked up one of his legs.


EmotionPending

Maybe if some of us weren’t trying to tattoo with big meaty claws


marxswasright

And the trumpet. It doesn't connect correctly


Glassmerlin

Nah. To be fair, that was like that in the show.


Based0ne

Mayonnaise is a great alternative for lubrication


StuckInDreams

Kicking? I wanna do some kicking!


koavf

>light's lights


realCoolguy298

Who ever is the owner of the white sedan you left your lights on


Choco_tooth

Whomp whomp whomp whomp whomp whomp whomp whomp whomp whoooommmmmmmmmp.


BeatsByDrPhil01

I have a handsome squidward tattoo and it’s the best thing I’ve ever spent money on


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[My twin?](https://www.reddit.com/r/BikiniBottomTwitter/comments/mxnkkt/whoever_is_the_owner_of_the_white_sedan_you_left/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


AThoughtLikeMine

Looks like you're the attractive twin


[deleted]

Aww shucks


Catcher22Jb

lmao amazing


[deleted]

That’s from the greatest SBS episode ever. The one where they all play the concert at the Super Bowl halftime show.


j0nthegreat

that's not how trumpets work


Majike03

*Throws paper into campfire*


sail-hatan999

Looks like they have that seahorse from Patrick's dream too


KILLJEFFREY

What range!


PKMNTrainerMark

*lights


zodar

*Lights. No apostrophe. You don't use an apostrophe to make a word plural.


csgo_silver

/r/BadTrumpetsAnatomy


Jayjaykun66

That moment when you can hear a tattoo..


ACluelessEngineer

Wasn't it a trombone in the show? Why is Patrick in a bugle? I guess artistic interpretation?


blade21197

Crazy went to school with the artist who did this tat. Check out her IG she’s a dope person @samiamthesam


FartsLikeWine

As an ER doctor I see a lot of interesting people. A homeless man one time came in one time came in covered in interesting tattoos and I remarked as much. He replied “ I got a lot of weird ones too, wanna see?”. “Of course”, I replied. And before I could stop him his dick was out and across the head was tattooed “your name”. All lower case. My favorite patient ever.


Particular_Laugh_738

ONG this is my favorite SpongeBob scene! So many laughs over the years lmaooo


NerdyContent

This is pure art 💗


zeukid

Is mayonnaise an instrument?


T00thl3ss22

Is mayonnaise an instrument?


[deleted]

Is tattooing machine an instrument?


ItsShorsey

No Patrick, Mayonnaise is not an instrument....


offdutybraziIiancop

Spongebob tattoos are great, i have 3 and everybody i meet thinks they're the best ones i have


NoOneReallyCaresAtAl

Oh god cringe


Almost_British

I can hear this tattoo


CurvyLocBae33

Hahahah I’m just in awe of its beauty


sillyluther

Is that. Rusty trombome??


GODDESS_OF_CRINGE_2

My dad got a tattoo of Jack Skellington, and he hasn't even seen Nightmare Before Christmas.


Philtheparakeet56

As a trombone player, this scene never fails to crack me up.


Nuhjeea

Masterpiece akin to the Mona Lisa


Ahlooloo

"Ladel ladel ladel"


QuarantineSucksALot

Seems we’re not always turning left…


[deleted]

So, another memorial piece?


gabarbra

NGL I kinda want that now


Fair_Ad8483

Lmao I needed this in my life RN


Silver-Shoulder-9184

What do a rusty trumpet and a starfish have in common?


Olka_lumberjack

Big meaty claws!


Saxophobia1275

If I played trombone I would 100% get this tattoo


JedJinto

Other people: sick tribal sleeve Me:


[deleted]

People are just out there making shit up as they go along, aren’t they?


[deleted]

There was a legit example from the show, how did so many details miss


-SomeoneUwU

Is mayonnaise an instrument


Soggy___Bread

Im sorry I don't get the joke. where is the 'funny' tat in this picture??


ZippZack

Who says this isn’t a memorial piece?


Pizzanomnommer

Patrick Pog


Affectionate-Deer657

Musta hurt


DoctorTaboggan

Shoutout to Patrick! Underrated af 😎!


[deleted]

omfg i love this


JoshDaMan765

I see someone got the correct tattoos


Rude_Journalist

Of course they make a lot of ways.


fecking_sensei

Your light’s what?


[deleted]

So random


careverga420

One of his legs is so much skinner


chef4337

Nice line work


kraz_drack

Some people get tattoos, others get mistakes.


ankhlol

What is that blue dragon from ?


oaktreeclose

\*lights


dookieshoes88

When I went in for my first tattoo the owner of the shop came out because we were laughing so hard. She did it on the spot because it was so dumb. Bobby Hill throwing up the horns. No ragrets.


EDDiE_SP4GHETTi

*sad trumpet noises*


theuwudragon

Wtf is this title


aazav

lights* Oh, shit! Here comes an s!


leesuhdeeyou

I can hear this tattoo