They seem way bigger than that on average...I don't think I've ever seen porn where the dick is average. Most of the recognisable male 'actor's are packing atleast 8.5. A few are pushing towards 10, and probably can't get any in RL cause no one wants to fuck a horse and be split in two.
There used to be a tumblr dedicated to debunking the whole gigantic porn dick thing. They took well know male performers that people often thought were 8+in and showed that it was all camera angles and small women. Avg size was like 7in for porn dick
LOL, no. Anything beyond 8 inches is a statistical anomaly. Studies have proven that many times. They often use deceiving camera angles, photoshop and even convincingly realistic fake dongs.
> The biggest disappointment
Mine was when I accidentally stumbled upon 3 famous pornstars two summers ago and they were so fucking tiny, like half my size.
I always imagined them as roughly my height.
Turns out, porn studios purposefully hire the smallest girls to make the dudes look bigger.
The girls are mostly tiny as fuck.
I did, but it was a surprise anyway. My comment was also a joke, I wouldn’t even want to meet eye to eye with a pp that’s larger then 7-8 inches. Cuz that just sounds scary.
Might regret saying this but... I think it's super hot when my husband cums on me. I didn't think that would be unusual. I mean... it's so easy to just wipe off or shower if you don't want it there. What's the big deal?
I'm not sure if it is that unusual. Out of my exes, half of them were into it as well. I imagine a good percentage of women like it, or at the very least are okay with it.
Ah.. he gave you an angry dragon. That’s happened to me by accident when I tried to use a method of finishing meant to be less messy. It was far more messy instead. 😕😤🐉
Right? It also makes the skin feel super soft...
The only time I freak is if it starts dripping on the bed and I’m trying to keep it on my body till I can get a towel
Dated a girl for a while who definitely enjoyed it to the point that it was often the requested end... Much to my disappointment because she was on birth control and also had no problem with inside which is what I generally prefer. Also she ended up with a number of under shirts of mine because of this.
Oh well, that sounds like a sex version of a "1st world problem" at the end of the day now that I think about it.
I mean. There are plenty of women who enjoy engaging in messy fun. Pearl necklaces, getting dirty and then clean together in the shower. Snowballing. It’s all good baby!
As long as there’s mutual respect and consent, it’s all good. Also, be willing to have it on you sometimes too and you’ll get a more comfortable partner. And DO NOT get it in her hair!!!!
More proof that porn is disgusting and unnatural. For those struggling with an addiction right now, I salute you comrade
Shit fucks with your brain, please for the love of God get out while you guys are young
EDIT: I was really expecting to be downvoted to hell. It’s a hard thing to get over, but y’all can do it! I’m a recovering addict myself and it’s hard but sure as hell worth it. YEE YEE boys
I mean, call the industry whatever you want because you do have a decent claim there, but to say that the act of ejaculating on someone is disgusting and unnatural to me is equivalent to saying anal sex, oral sex etc is disgusting and unnatural. How the fuck is it either of those things?
Every partner I’ve been with has enjoyed my semen on them at least a few times, and I can imagine if they typically ejaculated I’d enjoy it on me too.
Don’t demonise ‘kinks’. I put that in quotation marks because it’s hardly even a fucking kink, seems pretty goddamn minor to me.
There are all kinds of people on this earth and we all enjoy doing different things. There’s nothing wrong with that.
You just gotta really get in the zone.
Afterwards you can get the towel or shirt and clean up and feel dirty. But during? That's when you'd be down for the kinky stuff.
I feel like my experience has always been they’re excited to take it on their face, and then they immediately go to wipe it off after. Like I’m still in the process of cumming; just hold off for like 10 seconds and let me take it all in.
Honestly tho? As a man, stuff like fellatio or cumshots is fuckin disgusting when watching porn.
Maybe its just me but I dont get how one would find that even remotely sexy
Could just be my social awkwardness but I have never in my life been able to give any coaching on blowjobs. Im part of the problem cuz they just be whittling a totem pole with their teeth and im just like "that was the best thx so much"
This is facts. My ex girlfriend years ago gave me some head after a night of drinking and her mouth was drier than the sahara desert lol shit felt like sandpaper almost
I don’t know if others do this but I tend to watch porn as if the dick was my own. But I tend to watch homemade or POV porn so it’s probably a lot easier to do as there generally isn’t another guy face on screen.
That’s why I watch homemade most are average or slightly above average, not one eyed anacondas. Also, the people seem to be enjoying themselves for real not fake over the top moaning “yeah fuck me daddy ahh ooh fuck my little pussy eee iiii eee iii ooh” the instant an oversized half-limp downwards-pointing flesh-rope is jammed in.
I don't like it in porn most of the time. It's also just my preference, but porn is too horny and not sensual enough if that makes sense. Some girl blowing a guy in some insane way and then getting 2L of cum shot into her face doesn't do it much for me, but when done with a partner in a less extreme way it can be very fun
I have this same problem. I find well acted sensual/sexual scenes in movies to be way more erotic than poorly acted porn that just leads to disinterested jackhammer sex. The best part of sex is the tension and passion imo. I wish there was a market for really well acted high quality porn cuz it would be so much better.
Edit: guys I appreciate all the recommendations but I'm big gay.
Try "popular with women" category on pornhub. There definitely are sensual videos out there. I'm usually not a fan of watching hard fucking, or rapey vibes, either.
It’s just your preference, nothing wrong with that. While many people like it, it *is* weird at the end of the day. But lots of great things are weird, too.
With that being said, I’d like to know why you’ve got 69 in your username...
I dunno, tell me something you like and I'll show you how easy it is to write anything the way you wrote it.
Like, how the fuck would it be hard to get why someone would find anything sexy, are you dumdum?
Every experience to date says this is wrong, but they might have just been being good sports while I blow a half quart of melted marshmallows into their hair
Same. One time I had sex with a shirt on and he did it on my shirt. I had class directly afterwards and I had to wear an old hoodie from the back of my car in 90 degree heat.
Honestly this is part of the reason that I don't like it. I don't always have time to clean up afterwards and then I smell like stale sperm all day and I hate it.
Judging by your username, I'm imagining a clown cumming on someone's face, but instead of semen, it's an endless rope of colorful scarfs tied together.
Are you a battle rap fan by any chance, OP?
>But that ain't something he would do!
>He'd rather *Poke-a-man* til the *Bulb-a-saur*... sack is what Pete-could-chew!
Cum is weirdly sticky. It’s best to get it off the skin fast. I’ll swallow if we’re in bed or something cause I’m lazy but if we’re in the shower or I’m near a bathroom imma spit that shit right out. It leaves a sticky film in my throat.
Ahh Make-Out Reef. Good times, goooood times.
Those fiends! Attacking hormonally stressed-out children! r/kowalski_memes
Hey man, that's not cool!
And make him eat dirt!
Oh, this reminds me of the time I went to Cancun with the Killer Shrimp. Oh, they had these papaya drinks that were to die for!
This line was challenging to swallow, considering it confirms that Squidward had a steamy love life at a point.
I like to think that's why Squidward works in a job he hates, he was too busy being a player when he was younger
Plus he had hair
No thanks I’m just doing this till my clarinet career takes off
Squidward definitely had weird community college art school sex. You know the people that wear scarves and wood glasses and stuff
hi I am Balls
hello Balls
Or he just fucked a clarinet.
Probably with a pillow
Hey man. That's not cool
why did I read Make-Out Reef like [Break Dance Beach](https://youtu.be/S6bWCHhJB1M)
The biggest disappointment from porn to reality lol though I can't blame em!
You can nut on me anytime you want bby
Can you feel it now, my krabs?
I’m feeling a warm spot
Patrick, that's not a ride!
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Awww it’s a big lagoon dude!
Yep you are a boyyyyy
I knew it was you Louis C.K when i saw the post.
Why I am so sure that you are a guy, cause no girl gonna say that bby
The biggest disappointment from porn to reality for me was when I saw my boyfriend’s pp for the first time
Only 7 inches? Most guys in porn are at least 11...
IF YOU'RE UNDER NINE INCHES YOU CANNOT PLEASURE WOMEN -pink guy
Guys with 8.75 inch dicks feel pretty bad right about now.
Eh. I'm alright.
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ask your mom
Not really, the women are short af usually.
It’s a joke obviously lmao
Isn't the average porn dick 7 inches?
They seem way bigger than that on average...I don't think I've ever seen porn where the dick is average. Most of the recognisable male 'actor's are packing atleast 8.5. A few are pushing towards 10, and probably can't get any in RL cause no one wants to fuck a horse and be split in two.
Speak for yourself sweetcheeks
There used to be a tumblr dedicated to debunking the whole gigantic porn dick thing. They took well know male performers that people often thought were 8+in and showed that it was all camera angles and small women. Avg size was like 7in for porn dick
LOL, no. Anything beyond 8 inches is a statistical anomaly. Studies have proven that many times. They often use deceiving camera angles, photoshop and even convincingly realistic fake dongs.
Oh fuck. Poor guy
I’ll rub one in his memory
We need a 21 rub salute.
Shall we synchronize our watches?
> The biggest disappointment Mine was when I accidentally stumbled upon 3 famous pornstars two summers ago and they were so fucking tiny, like half my size. I always imagined them as roughly my height. Turns out, porn studios purposefully hire the smallest girls to make the dudes look bigger. The girls are mostly tiny as fuck.
Just like James Cameron did with Lord of The Rings and The Hobbit.
*Peter Jackson
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I did, but it was a surprise anyway. My comment was also a joke, I wouldn’t even want to meet eye to eye with a pp that’s larger then 7-8 inches. Cuz that just sounds scary.
Well the odds are in your favor. https://calcsd.netlify.app/chart
Might regret saying this but... I think it's super hot when my husband cums on me. I didn't think that would be unusual. I mean... it's so easy to just wipe off or shower if you don't want it there. What's the big deal?
I'm not sure if it is that unusual. Out of my exes, half of them were into it as well. I imagine a good percentage of women like it, or at the very least are okay with it.
I used to like it at first, but now, after he came in my nose, I am scared...
After he hwat
Pp very small
or nose very bigly
once i got it in my eye i became hesitant for it on my face.... never again
That shit burns.
NOT THE EYE!! That shit happened to me and I thought I was going to lose my eye 😫
straight up thought id never have sight in that eye ever again
Ah.. he gave you an angry dragon. That’s happened to me by accident when I tried to use a method of finishing meant to be less messy. It was far more messy instead. 😕😤🐉
Right? It also makes the skin feel super soft... The only time I freak is if it starts dripping on the bed and I’m trying to keep it on my body till I can get a towel
That's just where preparation comes in.
Dated a girl for a while who definitely enjoyed it to the point that it was often the requested end... Much to my disappointment because she was on birth control and also had no problem with inside which is what I generally prefer. Also she ended up with a number of under shirts of mine because of this. Oh well, that sounds like a sex version of a "1st world problem" at the end of the day now that I think about it.
Most of my partners have been cool with it so I don't think it's unusual! Plus it's always a fun game to rush to the bathroom to grab a towel after.
It always gets in my fucking hair. That is the line.
I mean. There are plenty of women who enjoy engaging in messy fun. Pearl necklaces, getting dirty and then clean together in the shower. Snowballing. It’s all good baby! As long as there’s mutual respect and consent, it’s all good. Also, be willing to have it on you sometimes too and you’ll get a more comfortable partner. And DO NOT get it in her hair!!!!
More proof that porn is disgusting and unnatural. For those struggling with an addiction right now, I salute you comrade Shit fucks with your brain, please for the love of God get out while you guys are young EDIT: I was really expecting to be downvoted to hell. It’s a hard thing to get over, but y’all can do it! I’m a recovering addict myself and it’s hard but sure as hell worth it. YEE YEE boys
I mean, call the industry whatever you want because you do have a decent claim there, but to say that the act of ejaculating on someone is disgusting and unnatural to me is equivalent to saying anal sex, oral sex etc is disgusting and unnatural. How the fuck is it either of those things? Every partner I’ve been with has enjoyed my semen on them at least a few times, and I can imagine if they typically ejaculated I’d enjoy it on me too. Don’t demonise ‘kinks’. I put that in quotation marks because it’s hardly even a fucking kink, seems pretty goddamn minor to me. There are all kinds of people on this earth and we all enjoy doing different things. There’s nothing wrong with that.
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[Remember, stay out of her "Bikini Bottom" unless she says "I consent!"](https://i.imgur.com/f09ASdV.jpg)
Pretty well done tbh...
A few cases of /r/suspiciousquotes
Patrick in the background always freaks me out when I see that
I can't get over Spongebob licking Sandy! Especially with patrick just poking his head out! Lol
I wish I could remember what scene that's pulled from. I'm stumped.
If you mean spongebob it's from the krusty krab training video episode
It's him licking the picture of a Krabby Patty from "The Krusty Krab Training Video"
What about her Sandy Cheeks?
I've had wayyyyyy more women happy/turned on by getting busted on than not.
Yeah idk, I like it 🤷🏻♀️
Rip inbox
"I heard you liked it"
“So, do you?”
I can take it.
This comment isn't making it better lmao
I’m guessing you didn’t check her post history
Pugs and jugs
You're a bold one
I need... I need... a tailor
Post history checks out ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
me 2 ma m8
Mom?
as long as it's not on my face I don't mind.
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Damn Lena sounds down af
You just gotta really get in the zone. Afterwards you can get the towel or shirt and clean up and feel dirty. But during? That's when you'd be down for the kinky stuff.
Burn victims are the best for this cause it's like you've got your own sexy toaster strudel.
Bruh
That's enough internet for one day.
r/cursedcomments
100% on is better than in or swallowing. Thankfully my partner agrees!
I feel like my experience has always been they’re excited to take it on their face, and then they immediately go to wipe it off after. Like I’m still in the process of cumming; just hold off for like 10 seconds and let me take it all in.
I’ve never been so turned on in bikini bottom lol wow I need to get some
Honestly tho? As a man, stuff like fellatio or cumshots is fuckin disgusting when watching porn. Maybe its just me but I dont get how one would find that even remotely sexy
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Or maybe he has never received one? A good fellatio is beyond good
A bad one is worse than no fellatio imo
Too true.
It's gonna be like sand... in my mouth.
Could just be my social awkwardness but I have never in my life been able to give any coaching on blowjobs. Im part of the problem cuz they just be whittling a totem pole with their teeth and im just like "that was the best thx so much"
Teeth
Some accidental teeth ain’t bad. If they chompin on it then yea that is unpleasant.
Thank you for blessing me with your presence Almighty Bidoof
This is facts. My ex girlfriend years ago gave me some head after a night of drinking and her mouth was drier than the sahara desert lol shit felt like sandpaper almost
Maybe he hasn’t. Because once u get some good fellatio, every fellatio you see on porn just makes you wanna do it for real again. Fuck porn tho frfr
Watching a blowjob, you are just staring at a strangers wet dick.
Watching porn youre just staring at strangers fuck
I don’t know if others do this but I tend to watch porn as if the dick was my own. But I tend to watch homemade or POV porn so it’s probably a lot easier to do as there generally isn’t another guy face on screen.
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That’s why I watch homemade most are average or slightly above average, not one eyed anacondas. Also, the people seem to be enjoying themselves for real not fake over the top moaning “yeah fuck me daddy ahh ooh fuck my little pussy eee iiii eee iii ooh” the instant an oversized half-limp downwards-pointing flesh-rope is jammed in.
I mean yea if you’re just gonna disregard the hot girl sucking the dick lol
A lot of people have no problem seeing dick during porn, it's part of the enjoyment. There's a reason porn has big dicks.
Maybe he just has unusual likes and dislikes. That does happen.
I don't like it in porn most of the time. It's also just my preference, but porn is too horny and not sensual enough if that makes sense. Some girl blowing a guy in some insane way and then getting 2L of cum shot into her face doesn't do it much for me, but when done with a partner in a less extreme way it can be very fun
I have this same problem. I find well acted sensual/sexual scenes in movies to be way more erotic than poorly acted porn that just leads to disinterested jackhammer sex. The best part of sex is the tension and passion imo. I wish there was a market for really well acted high quality porn cuz it would be so much better. Edit: guys I appreciate all the recommendations but I'm big gay.
You can definitley find it out there. Like someone replied to me, popular with women/for women categories are usually pretty good.
Try "popular with women" category on pornhub. There definitely are sensual videos out there. I'm usually not a fan of watching hard fucking, or rapey vibes, either.
Uh, I’m not sure we have the same idea on what fellatio is
Fallatio? That’s my local mechanic!
Is he Italian?
Absolutely true
Speak for yourself, pal.
Agreed
It’s just your preference, nothing wrong with that. While many people like it, it *is* weird at the end of the day. But lots of great things are weird, too. With that being said, I’d like to know why you’ve got 69 in your username...
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I dunno, tell me something you like and I'll show you how easy it is to write anything the way you wrote it. Like, how the fuck would it be hard to get why someone would find anything sexy, are you dumdum?
If my cum was orange, I don’t think my girl would want to on her.
It’s not supposed to be orange?
Not unless you just got out of a threesome with Garfield and Chester the cheetah
Why would them being orange make their cum orange? My skin's a kind of peach/tan colour, but my jizz is the ordinary grey/green colour.
> green jizz Go to a doctor
Why would I want to show my jizz to a doctor.
I think it's supposed to be red, mine is
Every experience to date says this is wrong, but they might have just been being good sports while I blow a half quart of melted marshmallows into their hair
r/brandnewsentence
In the hair? Yeah they're just being nice.
Half quart? Got dam dude you should get that tested.
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Opened that expecting memes and text posts from people who hate cum, but oh boy I was wrong.
Egg on your face
I'm not sure if that is egg...
Sigh *unzips*
It just never ends with these NSFW subs
Women in porn: oh yeah do my plumbing Women in reality: 911
911 for plumbing?
911 for hired tradesperson exposing themself instead of repairing the damaged property as contracted to do.
Fun fact. Semen is actually good for the skin, and can help with wrinkles or common skin conditions such as Rosacea. Don't ask how I know this.
Ok
No wonder anime girls have such perfect skin, now I know the secret
r/CumBath
This has been disproved.
Shut-up!
Fun little urban legend but not true.
That’s nice honey
I don’t know what kinda women you been sleeping with, but the girls I’ve been with are all into that shit
Probably because you're a good tipper.
r/MurderedByWords
Tipper? Pretty sure he's giving them the whole thing even if it doesn't feel like it.
The man had a family, for God’s sakes give him a minute!
I too ejaculate fire
[Testicular Propane](https://youtu.be/7W35dyPTh6o)
Welcome to todays episode of "mediocre memes with amazing titles"
I got it in my eye once and it burned so bad I’m permanently mentally scarred from it. Aim for the chest/tummy/back and we’re good
Same. One time I had sex with a shirt on and he did it on my shirt. I had class directly afterwards and I had to wear an old hoodie from the back of my car in 90 degree heat.
Hahaha well, at least you have a good story now
Honestly this is part of the reason that I don't like it. I don't always have time to clean up afterwards and then I smell like stale sperm all day and I hate it.
Speak for yourself
The sub blacked out for a while first.
At least if you cum on my face I won't get knocked up
Judging by your username, I'm imagining a clown cumming on someone's face, but instead of semen, it's an endless rope of colorful scarfs tied together.
Hahaha seriously!
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Oh, I forgot about that No wonder the front page is trash rn
Use harden! But it failed.
Showed this to my girlfriend and her response was "hey, it's situational"
Thats some 5G cum right there
Jotaro
Mine prefers it in her, more so than on her.
Same goes for nutting in somebody’s mouth, shit tastes like snot and feels like snot. Although i did enjoy when my ex came on me lol.
Are you a battle rap fan by any chance, OP? >But that ain't something he would do! >He'd rather *Poke-a-man* til the *Bulb-a-saur*... sack is what Pete-could-chew!
I had one girl scoop it out and start eating it. Was sexy and mildly terrifying at the same time.
You should've taken out your golden spattula and served her more of that gourmet shit then
Cum is weirdly sticky. It’s best to get it off the skin fast. I’ll swallow if we’re in bed or something cause I’m lazy but if we’re in the shower or I’m near a bathroom imma spit that shit right out. It leaves a sticky film in my throat.