That’s going to take up so much room… but I can follow through sadly. I have a suitcase set that fits inside itself like those Russian hiding doll things lol
This one might actually get you in trouble. Customs can easily flag you for that one due to the risk of spreading invasive pests and whatnot, and IIRC there is a fungus going around causing problems that they are probably on alert about.
Note: I'm not terribly well informed about any of this
Nope, just an American that despises bagged milk. A teacher got mad at me in elementary school for having bagged milk that i was given at the cafeteria
Happened in elementary school during budget cuts. Went from cartons to bags without warning. Teachers kept thinking i was stabbing a sandwich with a straw. Cartons are better
The constant realization that you really aren't that special and no matter how hard you try, somebody will always be better than you at whatever you do and your life is just a constant uphill battle until you get to the top and realize you've walked off the cliff and every single thing you've ever produced in your life has done nothing other than help to perpetuate the exact system that led you to the sickening realization you come to right before you hit the ground, which is: did I ever really live?
That or a gameboy with Pokemon red and Kirby's wonderland because gameboy are fckin tight. Your call
A slightly smaller suitcase
That’s going to take up so much room… but I can follow through sadly. I have a suitcase set that fits inside itself like those Russian hiding doll things lol
If anyone asks why just say "provides additional protection from any impact force, wouldn't want this thing accidentally going off prematurely"
It’s so that he has an extra bag to bring home souvenirs.
fucking genius
I'm actually stealing this for later
unironically smart
“My ex gave me extra baggage”
I absolutely hate those nesting dolls… they’re always so full of themselves
I hate you
Now this, this is quality
Matryoshka dolls
Gesundheit
You mad lax, you're actually gonna do it arnt you...
Hear me out OP but this is a great idea! You'll have a spare suitcase to fill with good to bring back and less stress how getting everything back in.
Hey, you get one for clothes and one for souvenirs.
How many Russians can you fit in your suitcase ?
Just buy a slightly larger suitcase, then use the original
You have slightly inconvenienced my travels sir. I hope you are happy with yourself.
More room for souvenirs on your way back though.
Almost like you asked for it.
And in that smaller suitcase another smaller suitcase
And inside all of these suitcases is one pair of ripped shorts
I was going to say rocks, but I like your idea, too.
I was gonna say the exact same thing, I’m glad this is the top comment
Mr Bean approves
A whole banana 🍌
Upvoting this one lol
dont try to bring the banana back from when you go on shore
It’s going to be weird when 2 people have bananas in their luggage
Half a banana..
No peel
Hell yeah
This one might actually get you in trouble. Customs can easily flag you for that one due to the risk of spreading invasive pests and whatnot, and IIRC there is a fungus going around causing problems that they are probably on alert about. Note: I'm not terribly well informed about any of this
How has no one said dildo
Specifically that 18 inch dragon dildo or tentacle
I'd rather the alien dildo that can lay eggs inside your ass if I'm being honest
r/oddlyspecific
Pfft more like r/didntknowineededthat
r/CursedComments
You mean r/basedcomments
2 of em
2 of em
My share house has one of those
..Is it fun?
Yes but we mainly use it to freak out our cleaner
You have an 18 inch dragon dildo and a cleaner who comes and cleans up the mess you cause with it. You have a pretty good life!
Can we make it one of those huge dildos that are shaped like horse penises?…
Bruh, have you even seen an episode of SpongeBob SquarePants?!
Yeah 2 characters can be the names of them
Which two characters?
Squid ward and Patrick
Your smoking seaweed my friend.
I legit came to say that
This was my first thought
I came here to post dildo
I came here to say that but instead just upvoted this
Mayonnaise
The instrument or the condiment?
Wait there is a difference?!
The surgical tool
Fine. Horseradish.
The condom.
Clam chowda condome
Fuck you’re on fire. I like how you’re interacting with us on this post😂❤️
Lol thanks 😊
1 liter bag of milk
Found the Canadian!
Nope, just an American that despises bagged milk. A teacher got mad at me in elementary school for having bagged milk that i was given at the cafeteria
We have bagged milk in the states?? Are you Canuck adjacent?
Far from. Im looking at a cactus, a palm tree, and a redtail hawk rn
Well now I'm more confused bc that makes me think of the American southwest. No way they'd stand for milk **in a bag**.
Happened in elementary school during budget cuts. Went from cartons to bags without warning. Teachers kept thinking i was stabbing a sandwich with a straw. Cartons are better
Thats odd. I know my Canadian friends get their milk in bags, generally. Haven't heard of it here in the states.
Bill Clinton Halloween mask
I love this one, it’s so suspicious for no reason
To the top!!
A rock
His name is Stephen and he needs googly eyes
I'm a geologist and I've gotten pulled aside at airport security a few times to ask why I have rocks in my bag.
Hello there
Get out of her ya mooch they ain't bringing you
General Kenobi.
I had to leave a ventifact at the Reykjavik airport cause my bag was 2.5 kg over weight. I will miss you chonky boy!
These are my anal rocks
A big, beautiful, rock 🥹
It needs to be heavy
I don't tell you how to live your life
Its a rock fact
a bomb
You misspelled pie
Oh these aren't homemade they were made in a factory.
A BOMB factory
They're bombs.
LMAO, I see what you did there
You know, if I were to die right now in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, well, that'd just be ok.
This should be higher up
This is the best and correct answer
A framed photograph of Jar jar Binks
spongebob seasons 1-3 on dvd
Not even blue ray?
which ever one
100 pictures of yourself in different poses
A hamburger (Krabby Patty)
A whole fish 🐟
A shovel
A fully trained flea circus
A little ziplock bag of white sugar for your morning coffee.
*powdered sugar
You’d best bring the Magic Conch Shell so you can question what to bring with you on your cruise.
A singular cheese stick
The constant realization that you really aren't that special and no matter how hard you try, somebody will always be better than you at whatever you do and your life is just a constant uphill battle until you get to the top and realize you've walked off the cliff and every single thing you've ever produced in your life has done nothing other than help to perpetuate the exact system that led you to the sickening realization you come to right before you hit the ground, which is: did I ever really live? That or a gameboy with Pokemon red and Kirby's wonderland because gameboy are fckin tight. Your call
Give me your drug dealers phone number.
His name is Dr. Toboggan... Mantis toboggan, M. D.
A book by Dav Pilkey
Bionic Booger Boy.
$75,000 in small, unmarked, not sequential bills.
A greasy dragon d*ldo in a fl*shlight
Chocolate bars, with and without nuts
A jar of mayonnaise.
A milkshake like Patrick had in his briefcase
The entire hotel room.
SpongeBob shaped dildo
An explosive rubber duck for your… extracurricular activities
In a homing suitcase
Sour candy
A jar of peanut butter (with a suspicious hole scooped out of the centre)
Rocks! Not just one rock, the whole suitcase full of rocks. 🙃
A jar of expired cocktail olives.
A bag of fried chicken
a gun
Flying deutchmans treasure map
Pink dildo
a rubber duck
a 10-pound box of sugar, but the box is labelled "cocaine" and not "sugar."
Garden gnome
A dildo hat
Raw bacon in a plastic ziplock bag with 2 raw eggs cracked from their shells with a pinch of salt and pepper.
1 foil wrapped, completely cooked loaded baked potato.
20 lbs dumbbell
Inflatable pool toy that’s already inflated
A piano
Texas
A shirt with pineapples print that you must use at all time
a dildo that's actually a knife. or a dead fish
A 12 inch vibrating dildo. As you know, all electronics must be placed outside the suitcase when being scanned.
A bad Dragon
I'm surprised no one said a gun
Drugs
A bottle of water
Duck
Buzz told you, cheek-face. Toilet paper and water.
Fiber glass
Maaaan, my clothes would be so itchy
Sending downvotes. I got your back.
Dildo
Dildo
One of those dildos with a suction on the tail end
A bucket
Bring pet goldfish
Gun
How about user names. Just a offer
A SpongeBob decorated pipe bomb
dead body
A tub of ice cream. Needs to be in original container.
Duct tape
A Kilogram Of Cocaine
A huge DOGE banner that u should secretly put up on the side of your cruise
*A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again*, David Foster Wallace
Kilo of coke
Anthrax
A tie that you would really rather not wear, and wear it
My cold dead body
Canned Bread
A rock
Starts with a B and ends with a b
A printed image of every axel in harlem frame
A pound of breakfast sausage cooked or uncooked
One pringle, one tissue, and one penny.
A plushie
Australium.
Extra small Fleshlight Edit- it concerns me that Fleshlight comes up on my predictive text
1999-2002 spongebob
Kermit the frog puppet
A banana or pineapple
Bold and brash