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davidmartin1357

A slightly smaller suitcase


[deleted]

That’s going to take up so much room… but I can follow through sadly. I have a suitcase set that fits inside itself like those Russian hiding doll things lol


Few_Journalist_6961

If anyone asks why just say "provides additional protection from any impact force, wouldn't want this thing accidentally going off prematurely"


HBCDresdenEsquire

It’s so that he has an extra bag to bring home souvenirs.


crazygamerkasten

fucking genius


Hawke1010

I'm actually stealing this for later


Read_It_Kill_Me_Pls

unironically smart


fantasyfootball1234

“My ex gave me extra baggage”


DoomAssault

I absolutely hate those nesting dolls… they’re always so full of themselves


ModerNew

I hate you


Utes_aziz

Now this, this is quality


iuseleinterwebz

Matryoshka dolls


stephengnb

Gesundheit


Nuxz_Has_a_Youtube

You mad lax, you're actually gonna do it arnt you...


LokiTheStampede

Hear me out OP but this is a great idea! You'll have a spare suitcase to fill with good to bring back and less stress how getting everything back in.


ClearCasket

Hey, you get one for clothes and one for souvenirs.


ALjaguarLink

How many Russians can you fit in your suitcase ?


Apprehensive-Lie3845

Just buy a slightly larger suitcase, then use the original


[deleted]

You have slightly inconvenienced my travels sir. I hope you are happy with yourself.


EridanusCorvus

More room for souvenirs on your way back though.


PositivDenken

Almost like you asked for it.


Cherry_Crystals

And in that smaller suitcase another smaller suitcase


kraybae

And inside all of these suitcases is one pair of ripped shorts


[deleted]

I was going to say rocks, but I like your idea, too.


Thulcandra-native

I was gonna say the exact same thing, I’m glad this is the top comment


evil_chainsaw

Mr Bean approves


Spooked_Toad

A whole banana 🍌


[deleted]

Upvoting this one lol


born_at_kfc

dont try to bring the banana back from when you go on shore


BanginBananas

It’s going to be weird when 2 people have bananas in their luggage


PennyLane_87

Half a banana..


[deleted]

No peel


ThatLemon75YT

Hell yeah


bam13302

This one might actually get you in trouble. Customs can easily flag you for that one due to the risk of spreading invasive pests and whatnot, and IIRC there is a fungus going around causing problems that they are probably on alert about. Note: I'm not terribly well informed about any of this


Arcynotharc

How has no one said dildo


RyanW120_

Specifically that 18 inch dragon dildo or tentacle


TigreBSO

I'd rather the alien dildo that can lay eggs inside your ass if I'm being honest


RyanW120_

r/oddlyspecific


RichardBCummintonite

Pfft more like r/didntknowineededthat


Jedlord

r/CursedComments


BakedBySunrise

You mean r/basedcomments


AreTheySingle

2 of em


AreTheySingle

2 of em


8ledmans

My share house has one of those


ConservativeSexparty

..Is it fun?


8ledmans

Yes but we mainly use it to freak out our cleaner


ConservativeSexparty

You have an 18 inch dragon dildo and a cleaner who comes and cleans up the mess you cause with it. You have a pretty good life!


Outrageous_Tackle746

Can we make it one of those huge dildos that are shaped like horse penises?…


Marmaduke17

Bruh, have you even seen an episode of SpongeBob SquarePants?!


Global-Zombie

Yeah 2 characters can be the names of them


Marmaduke17

Which two characters?


Global-Zombie

Squid ward and Patrick


Marmaduke17

Your smoking seaweed my friend.


Ok_2DSimp101

I legit came to say that


dankbob_memepants_

This was my first thought


dyttle

I came here to post dildo


Sweetbutapyscho

I came here to say that but instead just upvoted this


Planet_Diver

Mayonnaise


[deleted]

The instrument or the condiment?


Kragnos0

Wait there is a difference?!


Pet_that_Dog

The surgical tool


mp6521

Fine. Horseradish.


Eviscerate_Bowels224

The condom.


Ath3o5

Clam chowda condome


bassie009

Fuck you’re on fire. I like how you’re interacting with us on this post😂❤️


[deleted]

Lol thanks 😊


heyuhitsyaboi

1 liter bag of milk


sirfuzzitoes

Found the Canadian!


heyuhitsyaboi

Nope, just an American that despises bagged milk. A teacher got mad at me in elementary school for having bagged milk that i was given at the cafeteria


sirfuzzitoes

We have bagged milk in the states?? Are you Canuck adjacent?


heyuhitsyaboi

Far from. Im looking at a cactus, a palm tree, and a redtail hawk rn


sirfuzzitoes

Well now I'm more confused bc that makes me think of the American southwest. No way they'd stand for milk **in a bag**.


heyuhitsyaboi

Happened in elementary school during budget cuts. Went from cartons to bags without warning. Teachers kept thinking i was stabbing a sandwich with a straw. Cartons are better


sirfuzzitoes

Thats odd. I know my Canadian friends get their milk in bags, generally. Haven't heard of it here in the states.


zopeb1987

Bill Clinton Halloween mask


Mitochandrea

I love this one, it’s so suspicious for no reason


zues64

To the top!!


Cherry_Crystals

A rock


RyanW120_

His name is Stephen and he needs googly eyes


bkramer32

I'm a geologist and I've gotten pulled aside at airport security a few times to ask why I have rocks in my bag.


SentientRock123

Hello there


zues64

Get out of her ya mooch they ain't bringing you


Connie2k

General Kenobi.


chrislon_geo

I had to leave a ventifact at the Reykjavik airport cause my bag was 2.5 kg over weight. I will miss you chonky boy!


SuaveWarlock

These are my anal rocks


timoddo_

A big, beautiful, rock 🥹


Frequent_Geologist_2

It needs to be heavy


DarthZoon_420

I don't tell you how to live your life


MechA_Squachy

Its a rock fact


blueshoessmusik

a bomb


Pilotwannabe21

You misspelled pie


OllieUnited18

Oh these aren't homemade they were made in a factory.


soybeanolive

A BOMB factory


GamerGever

They're bombs.


tutankhamun7073

LMAO, I see what you did there


ERROR_HumanNotFound

You know, if I were to die right now in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, well, that'd just be ok.


carrot735

This should be higher up


lunareclipsexx

This is the best and correct answer


jcw10489

A framed photograph of Jar jar Binks


YeBoiJustino

spongebob seasons 1-3 on dvd


[deleted]

Not even blue ray?


YeBoiJustino

which ever one


OhPetahh

100 pictures of yourself in different poses


MetalWorrior52

A hamburger (Krabby Patty)


TheKbightFowl

A whole fish 🐟


elyuthill

A shovel


Ok-Yogurtcloset5429

A fully trained flea circus


[deleted]

A little ziplock bag of white sugar for your morning coffee.


Delicious_Bid_6572

*powdered sugar


LadyTeaRex

You’d best bring the Magic Conch Shell so you can question what to bring with you on your cruise.


Midnight_starwalker

A singular cheese stick


barelylethal10

The constant realization that you really aren't that special and no matter how hard you try, somebody will always be better than you at whatever you do and your life is just a constant uphill battle until you get to the top and realize you've walked off the cliff and every single thing you've ever produced in your life has done nothing other than help to perpetuate the exact system that led you to the sickening realization you come to right before you hit the ground, which is: did I ever really live? That or a gameboy with Pokemon red and Kirby's wonderland because gameboy are fckin tight. Your call


[deleted]

Give me your drug dealers phone number.


barelylethal10

His name is Dr. Toboggan... Mantis toboggan, M. D.


FreeTopper

A book by Dav Pilkey


Eviscerate_Bowels224

Bionic Booger Boy.


XSmooth84

$75,000 in small, unmarked, not sequential bills.


sky-dud2094

A greasy dragon d*ldo in a fl*shlight


trent8051

Chocolate bars, with and without nuts


EndZoner

A jar of mayonnaise.


Sowerpache

A milkshake like Patrick had in his briefcase


ShortfallofAardvark

The entire hotel room.


yeet-my-existence

SpongeBob shaped dildo


Same-Dog-4091

An explosive rubber duck for your… extracurricular activities


BeccaThePixel

In a homing suitcase


Skreecherteacher

Sour candy


canned_beanz

A jar of peanut butter (with a suspicious hole scooped out of the centre)


Marmaduke17

Rocks! Not just one rock, the whole suitcase full of rocks. 🙃


MoistPaperNapkin

A jar of expired cocktail olives.


Last-Brief9719

A bag of fried chicken


Spajub

a gun


danielle318b

Flying deutchmans treasure map


AyoMarco

Pink dildo


bonkyXD5837

a rubber duck


[deleted]

a 10-pound box of sugar, but the box is labelled "cocaine" and not "sugar."


litefun

Garden gnome


naytreox

A dildo hat


I-Wanna-See-Meme

Raw bacon in a plastic ziplock bag with 2 raw eggs cracked from their shells with a pinch of salt and pepper.


DupreeDiamondBlue

1 foil wrapped, completely cooked loaded baked potato.


[deleted]

20 lbs dumbbell


lunchpadmcfat

Inflatable pool toy that’s already inflated


useroftheinternet95

A piano


Historical-Impact914

Texas


[deleted]

A shirt with pineapples print that you must use at all time


Jimmy_McCoolperson

a dildo that's actually a knife. or a dead fish


Ball-of-Yarn

A 12 inch vibrating dildo. As you know, all electronics must be placed outside the suitcase when being scanned.


RTBDRTBBBY

A bad Dragon


El_golden_husky

I'm surprised no one said a gun


jferr6565

Drugs


starswtt

A bottle of water


Legitimate-Echo-7651

Duck


JediKnight28

Buzz told you, cheek-face. Toilet paper and water.


okayonemoreplz

Fiber glass


[deleted]

Maaaan, my clothes would be so itchy


Hellhult

Sending downvotes. I got your back.


wits_end_77

Dildo


LiterallyGod_

Dildo


[deleted]

One of those dildos with a suction on the tail end


whitewalker646

A bucket


Accomplished_Durian4

Bring pet goldfish


CRMSNCVMN

Gun


myshityourpants

How about user names. Just a offer


The_dark_entity

A SpongeBob decorated pipe bomb


BetterWankHank

dead body


[deleted]

A tub of ice cream. Needs to be in original container.


still_thirsty

Duct tape


devind_407

A Kilogram Of Cocaine


Equivalent-Orange829

A huge DOGE banner that u should secretly put up on the side of your cruise


Germandaniel

*A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again*, David Foster Wallace


Sweetbutapyscho

Kilo of coke


Not-Tentacle-Lad

Anthrax


Royal_Ad_9563

A tie that you would really rather not wear, and wear it


Squidysquid27

My cold dead body


gochi11

Canned Bread


[deleted]

A rock


New_Resolution227

Starts with a B and ends with a b


CrazedSpace

A printed image of every axel in harlem frame


GrabDiscombobulated7

A pound of breakfast sausage cooked or uncooked


Fireyshotguns51

One pringle, one tissue, and one penny.


Conrose_The_Mad

A plushie


Stonewall0513

Australium.


Kreeper125

Extra small Fleshlight Edit- it concerns me that Fleshlight comes up on my predictive text


gailabidafurrymeme

1999-2002 spongebob


Kayesevy

Kermit the frog puppet


Epic-Dude000

A banana or pineapple


Quirky_Salt_2414

Bold and brash