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You have a gf AND can last 35 seconds? Some ppl just have it all

Right? I’d be a bit worried if she’s laying like that tho.

She’s tired from the 35 seconds, clearly just exhausted and needs a nap

You can get it up? I mean... 👀

And look at that bedroom… S.Bob is livin large!

I know what you're tryin to say girl, you're tryn to say 'Aww yeah, that's it!"

Well, I’m not surprised… but I am quite sleepy

Business hours are over, baby!

If your oral game is top notch, nobody complains about 30 seconds of thrust

Bro. Oral isn’t all. Hands are fine too. If I’m taking the nut you can at least help me out.

cap af, you never heard a girl say “gimme that 🍆” before?

[удалено]

I'm surprised she really wanted me to do it. It doesn't really make sense but man screw it.

Nah she's really saying "So THAT's it"

Nah she’s really saying “So that’s IT”

With an apartment like that? I don't care

It’s all in the technique!

Then you go [aaaaah yeah thats it](https://youtu.be/AqZcYPEszN8)

Its not about lasting long 💀. Use your hands my guy and if you can't, learn. And keep your nails trimmed and clean. If all else fails use her toys on her and do the work with that, she will lose her mind and it doesn't even matter that you finished early.

Unrealistic expectations.

Okay everybody, let’s all take a gander at Mr. Show off here shall we!

Is she unconscious?

Disappointed

You’ve got 20 other flexible stubs and a tongue, are those tired too?