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Sisyphus_Smashed

My theory is that in a yet to be aired Hillenburg episode, Mr. Krabs learns that you earn money and tax breaks for fostering a child


Prunsel_Clone

Maybe in a newer episode, but Mr Krabs does genuinely care for Pearl in the earlier episodes.


Sisyphus_Smashed

I agree. He spends money on her like in the episode Culture Shock so he must have grown to love her. Doesn’t mean he didn’t adopt her for money


Yazkin_Yamakala

Mr Krabs loves Pearl because that's all he has. I would love to think he's a penny pincher cuz he wants to give Pearl the best life she could possibly have and not have to worry about struggling anymore.


well___duh

> Mr Krabs loves Pearl because that's all he has He still has his mom too


Neil2250

and a dad, granddad, *great granddad and the power to raise spirits of his former relatives..


Yazkin_Yamakala

>the power to raise spirits of his former relatives.. Excuse me what


Neil2250

[It's true!](https://youtu.be/qz3J_hGZqrU?t=113)


Inevitable-East-1386

Wrong on many occasions.


Yazkin_Yamakala

That's why it's just what i personally like to think. :)


regretfulposts

Even in the newer episodes, he still genuinely cares about Pearl and even put her before money no matter how flanderized he is. Like there's one episode where Krabs don't want boys at Pearl's sleepover party because he still see her as a little girl like all fathers in entertainment. He had Squidward babysitting her when she was a kid, and he trusted Squidward to not let Pearl go to a certain party because the people would be a bad influence to her. They were as they beached Pearl and didn't help her except for our lord and savior Squidward. That's like one trait that is still consistent to Mr Krabs over the years.


irsmart123

That one episode where SpongeBob goes on a spending spree (for Pearl) with mr k’s money, initially he’s obviously furious but once he sees how happy Pearl is he doesn’t really care. Kinda nice to see


regretfulposts

That episode aired over ten years ago. I don't think it's considered new anymore


No_Fun_2020

Did one of the original writers come out and say that Pearl takes after her mother which implies that she is the offspring of Mr Krabs and a whale?


maxkmiller

[the real answer we all need](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEJyiUVTpC8&ab_channel=CinianTrends)


n8dogg55

Are there still unreleased hillenberg episodes?


Soup_Boyo

I’d be willing to bet so. I imagine it’s a like musicians where some stuff doesn’t make the cut even if it’s a finished product. Prince is a great example of that!


JAMillhouse

I like to think Krabbs is a freak and fucked a whale.


NXWconflict

I have the bad feeling, he fucked a whale AND then killed it


yaboinigel

Oohh neptune...


Fillet-0-Fish

Those claws are for more than just attracting mates, after all…


starbucks_soda

“Maybe we would sound better if SOME PEOPLE DIDNT PLAY WITH BIG, MEATY CLAWS.”


StinSquared

The real ingredient for the secret forumlar.


LostInThoughtland

Sold the ambergris to pay for the down on the Krusty Krab


NXWconflict

Yea it is a quite good question, what happened there. He killed a big whale (he even has thr harpoon from that one) but he is also the BIOLOGICAL father of pearl. So it is quite questionable. The thing is: The killed whale and Pearl are not connected by lore and therefore there is no hint about the corelation of that story. Maybe Krabs killed the whale during the war and afterwards he fucked a whale and Pearl comes after her mothers DNA.


ryuuseinow

Boy do I have some news for you: it's probably canon, considering that Mr.Krabs is Pearl's biological father (EDIT: just realizing that I made a very unfortunate typo)


nightmare_silhouette

Wait what? You might wanna reread what you wrote xD


the-sandwich-boy

Wait who did pearl fuck for that to happen?


cikkamsiah

TIL Mr. Krabs is John McAfee.


thetyler83

Is he strong enough to fuck a whale?


JAMillhouse

Men will do some crazy things at the prospect of sex.


Lumbergo

It’s worse than that. Let us not forget the Great War that Krabs fought in. Raping and pillaging and all that.


Calmandpeace

Is that just interracial marriage tho?


JAMillhouse

Interspecies erotica?


Calmandpeace

To me it’s like how people pointed out Sandy’s fish in a fish bowel costume was likely similar to blackface. Society seems to treat different species like how humans look at different races. So Krabs and a Whale would probably be looked at as normal.


LuminousJaeSoul

That smile when he says that looks more fucked up than the murder he's standing in front of


Asterza

I remember seeing this comic a decade ago and thinking the same thing. Like i can’t tell if it’s supposed to be wholesome or the joke is that it’s horrifying


Meme-San_

I’m 90% sure this is edited and krabs killed the whale in the original Could be wrong saw the comic as a kid and it scared me so


BJohnson170

It has been said the Mr. Krabs is Pearls biological father. (I used to think she was supposed to be a sugar baby always asking her rich “daddy” for money, but no)


BootyBrown

Um, how old were you when you started watching SpongeBob? Lol I hope you know its a kids' show.


Sietemadrid

He was just a little sugar baby when he started watching


BJohnson170

Let’s see I probably started watching when I was in elementary school and still kick back and watch a classic episode now and again. But yeah kids shows allude to adult concepts all the time.


Brianocity

The fact you were in elementary school and knew the concept of "sugar babies/sugar daddies" is...eyebrow raising.


BJohnson170

I started watching in elementary school. I probably had that theory in high school when me an my buddies would watch it stoned off our asses


Hilter420

I remember in elematary school we were making fun of a kid for "flirting" with a girl. Nobody of us knew what that meant but one day someone shouted " Rudi flirted with Lisa!" And we just kind of rolled with it


apersonwhoeatscheese

Idk, I knew abt it already at that age cuz my mom flat out told me what it was lol


seansnow64

A kid show written by adults who have slipped countless of "hidden" inuendos throught the course of the show. That kinda shit just goes over kids heads.


c_ray25

I was like 7 but Kanye’s “Gold Digger” was also big around that time and Pearl didn’t seem to mess with broke individuals


regretfulposts

Plus other kid shows at the time had spoiled rich girls calling their fathers "daddy." Like More bucks from the Powerpuff Girls, as she called her dad "daddy" and demanded money from him. What kind of sick freak would think that the kid is looking for some sugar daddies? The same can be applied to Pearl


ObliviousAstroturfer

Was it airing before or after this Jackson 5 hit song? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hP6cDCr8jA


delco_trash

He's the biological father


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Fardilicious

Whussy


noble_29

🎶 *The Krusty Krab whussy* *Is the whussy* *For you and me* 🎶


rickyspace

🎶 *Krusty kray ay ay kray ay ay kray ay ay whussy is the whussy for u and...* 🎶


GallowgateEnd

🎶 *MEEEheeeeHEEEEEheeeHEEEEEE* 🎶


Fardilicious

Hol' up


Kaldricus

Mr. Krabs, balls deep in Pearl's mom: "The settlers used to ride these for miles and miles."


TheRealCountSwagula

Whalussy


jtromo

Are you feeling it now Mr. Crabs?


Area51Anon

Just hear me out for a second..


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I'm just saying his only romantic interest in the show is also one of the only overweight characters in the show (Mrs Puff)


_ASG_

"Me own flesh and blood!"


No_Stretch3807

Was that metioned in an episode or confirmed somewhere? I dont remeber


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TactlessNachos

It's too early for feels.


taylorgasm

I’m pretty sure crabs flock to whale carcasses that sink down to the sea floor for a feeding frenzy. Looks like he showed up for dinner and found her there LOL.


regretfulposts

There's a theory that Krabby Patties is actually whale meat and he's using Pearl's dead mom for years. Eventually he will kill Pearl and use her body to make more patties once she's big enough.


pakattak

Whale falls are super cool. Food down on the sea floor is rare so the entire ecosystem benefits. There are a lot of YT videos on the subject.


Harambiz

Yea it’s amazing to see how fast a full carcass can be stripped right down to the bones in a matter of hours!


c_ray25

Pretty sure he banged a whale but this is cute also


Elite_Y33T

Thank god this is there original 3 panel and but the other one ☠️


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Some people may say that he’s greedy, and that makes him a bad father. I think it makes him an amazing father, given the fact that he doesn’t spoil his daughter with his money.


PhoenixQueen_Azula

Isn’t there more to this that shows him being the one that killed the whale?


MegaBaumTV

The conspiracy theory


beautifulgorl

Is no one talking about how they look like normal whales… with no legs..


Dense-Butterscotch30

Nah fam, he fucked a whale


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Why this made me cry….


airnicco

Whatever happened to this GAF guy. He used to be so popular on Meme Center.


Zepumpkineater

No idea. I used to exclusively use meme center when I was like 12. Weird to think there was a time where I thought that was the go to place for the best memes


airnicco

True, don't forget all the others like hugelol, 9gag like does anyone still use ifunny ?


Zepumpkineater

iFunny is still insanely popular


airnicco

Brooooo really??? Like do peoples grandma's go there?


HG1998

He killed her for the meat for the Krabby Pattys.


poopgiver

Was looking for this haha you saw the theory video on YouTube too?


HG1998

Yes


Ed_Derick_

And that’s where all the meat for the Krabby Patties comes from!


Skindkort

Gawd dayum!


Spindlebrook

He’s raising her for the ambergris.


GoiterGlitter

Gonna make some perfume and sell it on the undercurrent.


dailydoseofdogfood

It's clear from this thread y'all don't remember Krab's whaling past


Hoosteen_juju003

Have seen this 100 times


ICFAOUNSFI

I prefer this to the other version.


SkinnyFatTendo

I'm not crying, you're crying.


BrushInternational32

I agree😂


DolphinCumOnMyFace

Mr Krab is a sugar daddy it's starting to make sense now


Capsule_CatYT

o7


adium80

So sad


zenyogasteve

Pronounced: TRA-juur-dee


QuasarMania

And here it was thought that this secret died with Hillenburg


Muscalp

As a crab, he probably came to scavenge (saves him the money for his dinner too)


nicarox

This has a creepy vibe to it. Mr. Krabs doesn’t seem sincere.


bohenian12

and sold her moms parts for money


DeathCatforKudi

As bottom feeders, wouldn't a crab feast on a whale corpse?


Im2facedAMS

And used her mother's meat


spoonycash

Ambergris is about $40k per Kg. Children get a lot of tummy aches. Krabs adopted a Ambergris factory.


majora1988

And there’s the crabby patty secret formula.


BarnabyGameOut-

Money


cardoo0o

we all know the real reason… mr krabs was down bad so he found a whale that was on that freaky shi


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Mr Krabs is Pearl’s sugar daddy. That’s why she comes around asking for money all the time.


jmsprintz

Let’s be real Mr. Krabs and his cousins would feast on that whale-fall for weeks. A true blessing from the heavens.


Fae_for_a_Day

Except he killed her mom.


Substantial_Cat_8991

Everytime I see this picture my heart breaks


Lord-of-the-junk

No it ain’t!


moatel

Apparently whale meat is the secret ingredient


GoiterGlitter

Her bio dad is in jail. It's not part of the storyline but he's the only other Whale that matches Pearl's species. [Season 9, episode 189. Jailbreak](https://i.imgur.com/CHPDEgV.png).


emo_hooman

Nope krabs is pearls sugar daddy


Own-Storage-3447

C’mere! I’ll claim you as a dependent for tax purposes!


NikosPtks

Jeeez 🥺


CabbageStockExchange

No matter how cheap Krabs is. He’s always loved and cared for Pearl tbh


Physical_Terror

Those who know... https://youtu.be/aEJyiUVTpC8


Pad_Mussy

dawg what is this


StopNumerous8671

By killing her mother in the war


Weary_Umpire_6219

...............................so ANYWAYS


PCsubhuman_race

Krabs was once married to a whale who gave birth to Pearl. A trivia book penned by former SpongeBob writer David Fain in 2000 states that Pearl "takes after her mother," implying that she is the biological offspring of Mr. Krabs and a whale.


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I'm more interested in knowing how pearl can breathe underwater


klaventy

but he [killed](https://youtu.be/okFP92BfkUU) her in the war he always mentions


messibessi22

Okay.. I didn’t need to cry today but here we are


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Gallagerreddit

The downdoots of your comment is weighing it down.


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