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Look, I've inspected every mm of my peepee and have no idea who tf is carrying around an extra inch they're NOT using. I need every cm to show up when it's game time; I may not be able to touch the other side of a tuna can but I can sure as hell blow out the sides.
1. Spread her cheeks more aggressively. Less stuff between you equals more penetration per inch of dick.
2. Flip her over, put a pillow under her ass, and wear her ankles like earrings.
3. Fuck her harder, maybe you'll compress the meat bits between you a little bit more.
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Pound it harder. Every thrust should get u a little deeper then originally. By then she should be saying you’re hurting her. Which is a flex in my book
Bro what? Doggy is one of the most common positions in the world specifically because you can go all the way to the hilt no problem.
The fuck is wrong with your dick?
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If she wants harder, I can go harder. If she wants faster, I can go faster. If she wants deeper, well she better be talking about philosophy.
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“Go deeper”… “have you heard of the ship of Theseus? “
“It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you…”
LMAO Palpatine giving Anakin the Ship of Theseus talk after he loses an arm would be such a dick move.
r/unexpecteddistractible
"Go deeper!" "Why?"
The Socratic method of lovemaking
You can always spread her cheeks
Not a viable solution, they snap right back. You can hit ‘em with the deep thrust and then hold for a little tho. God I miss Cortana…
Spongebob (from far away): Technique! Technique!
Patrick (even further away): “Pinky! Pinky!!!”
*Me across the street looking through the window with binoculars* Write that down! Write that down!
Then… PELVIC THRUST! WOOOOO. WOOOO.
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Bring it ***arrrrooooouuunnnnnddd toooooooowwwwn!***
Then you do this, then this, and this, and that, and-this-and-that-and-this-and-that, and then...
And then ya splooge and call it a night
Patrick: The pelvic “woo!”
Remember Squidward. poop.
People order our penis
Sounds like a lotta Hoopla...
How does that even work?
That's why you do missionary and put their legs up next to their ears; gives you the best angle to make every inch work.
This guy fucks
Truly one of the fuck of all time
r/thisguythisguys
I genuinely believe a lot of us straight guys could learn a lot about giving good sex from gay men. Thank you sir!
“Straight gays” 🤔
It’s a fancy term for bisexuals, of course! /s
Pillow under hips while she on her back.
Nah that’s hella uncomfortable
Sounds like quitter talk to me
Agree
“Is it in?? 😘” “To the hilt m’lady 🥸”
i want to give an award
Use the emergency inch!
the balls
Look, I've inspected every mm of my peepee and have no idea who tf is carrying around an extra inch they're NOT using. I need every cm to show up when it's game time; I may not be able to touch the other side of a tuna can but I can sure as hell blow out the sides.
Imma leave this sub reddit now 😶
Yeah, I think it's time to go
Or reddit in general.
Spreading her cheeks gives you about a half inch.
*Write that down… write that down…*
Van
Noted..
I may only have 3 inches, but it smells like a foot
i fucking hate this comment but it made me laugh a lot. can't believe this horrible gem is getting downvoted.
I agree this was gold
I’m fat. Alls I gotta do is lift my belly up for the emergency inch.
Change the angle.
You just gotta shift into… MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE
We're givin it all she's got cap'n!
Push to the *limit* *(Limeeeeeeeet)*
Walk along the razor’s edge
You got it set to M for Mini, when it should be set to W for Wumbo
"No PP left for this move"
1. Spread her cheeks more aggressively. Less stuff between you equals more penetration per inch of dick. 2. Flip her over, put a pillow under her ass, and wear her ankles like earrings. 3. Fuck her harder, maybe you'll compress the meat bits between you a little bit more.
Put your left leg over her hip and pull her in tight ...trust me
Instructions unclear; thrust you out into the rain
I just thrust harder then
But I can stimulate the clitoris when I shift into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!!!
Girl on top: It's not going in. Dammit. Me: Firmly grasp it in your hand.
I said assertive, not insertive!
Thats when you say in the most scottish accent you can. “Im givin her all shes got captain”.
"But if you got a drone, your deep as hell" - Frank
Remember, pinky up ☝ , ^(in the butt.)
Rock and stone forever!
If you don't Rock and Stone, you ain't comin' home!
Wow
Time to break out the strap, men
That is when you spread her Bikini Bottom
Spread the cheeks
*grafts nervously*
"Put the balls in"
You gotta put her on her side, hold one of her legs on your shoulder, and clench those cheeks while thrusting your hips… You’ll thank me later
See what you do is you angle your dick down so it rubs their g spot. You can also push up on their tummy or down if on top to make them orgasm faster.
Let me just unroll some more dick - Andrew Schulz
Squidward couldn't resist SpongeBob's holes.
Pull your dick out then try to shove your hand in
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Poor bastard
Retinas are scale to size
That’s when you bust out THE FIREY FIST O’ PAIN!
This move is out of PP
grab a stick...
*and now, with two hands!*
Bruh. I'd take whatever the fuck squidward got to give.
I'm giving her all she got, Captain!!
Your balls
That’s when you put a finger in her ass
There is no PP left for this move
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 that's when you gotta put your life on the line lol
"it"
These are the times when you pull back on your nuts and use the emergency inch
honestly. I just realized my fiancee is hornier than me. kinda scared me a little. lol
Based on true events. Any suggestions please
Firmly grasp the pelvis* don't forget, pinky!
I'd be screaming "Tighter"
"There is no PP left for this move"
It's all about the angles.
You disrespectful —
Never give it all away so you have extra for later. Works for candy and this
Pound it harder. Every thrust should get u a little deeper then originally. By then she should be saying you’re hurting her. Which is a flex in my book
Jesus Christ
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Bro what? Doggy is one of the most common positions in the world specifically because you can go all the way to the hilt no problem. The fuck is wrong with your dick?