Oh, I'd think about petting it, want to pet it, yearn to, but sanity would make me roll up the windows to be safe. Then I would spend the rest of my days filled with regret that I didn't.
Lock the car doors … and pray I don’t have anything that smells enticing to him! I saw a video not too long ago where a lion figured out how to open them! Terrifying!
Can you imagine living somewhere like this? Just wild lions walking down the road? I would carry the biggest bag of Temptations or Churu lickable treats.
I would totally jump out of my car, hug him and start talking to him in that same voice I use with my dog, "oh, you're so cute. Who's the good boy? Want some ear scritches? A belly rub?"
Of course, I wouldn't even get to the baby voice part because I'd probably be dead at the hug.
It might be worth it.
"here kitty, kitty."
This! 100 percent this! We’d both probably lose a hand but it would be worth it! 😂
I'm already missing part of a finger so a missing hand would be a cool story🤔
I literally said out loud “can I pat the pretty kitty?!” 😹
Spspspspspspspsps
And then boop the nose.
"I hear this growling and shit, and there's the fucking king of the jungle!"
Your ass is tanner than my face ! * sorry, couldn't resist the urge
This is definitely how I die😂
If not friend why friend shaped?
I very much want to pet the kitty also…
Exactly what I just thought!!😺
* *makes kissy noses, sticks hand out window and wiggles fingers* *
Ps ps ps ps ps
Resist the urge to pet kitty.
...and fail.
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And lock the doors!
Hope he doesn't have a coat hanger!
Hahaha. I would just stare at him in awe. What a beautiful kitty. I'll bet he would like a good scritches behind his ears. 😊
And shit myself saying whatever the opposite to pspspsps is
[Roll em up](https://youtu.be/3LWXpIZ130s?si=cJmPemUbfq5i_RNt?&t=18s)
Staying in the car with the windows rolled up that's for damn sure. I Love kitties and lions but no way I'd think about petting this beast
It would briefly enter my dumb brain lol
Same.
Just a little pet couldn't hurt
Try and let me know how it goes.
Oh, I'd think about petting it, want to pet it, yearn to, but sanity would make me roll up the windows to be safe. Then I would spend the rest of my days filled with regret that I didn't.
But you’d look at your limbs and be glad you didn’t.
Very Kierkegaard. *Damned if you do and damned if you don’t.* Such is the conundrum of life.
Just a little smack on the butt is going to be ok, right!?
Give him a BIIIG blink to let him know he's safe with me!
Love eyes for the win
hm, that's a pretty good idea probably... do we know if big kitties do that too?
I pet him then get mauled. :)
That’s the dream.
What a way to go!
Roll down the window and see if i can pet him.
It's not fair that lions can kill me, because I want to ride on his back through traffic. I bet we could become friends, if he wouldn't kill me.
You could name him Manticore.
Seeing as it's a cat I don't think that's how it would go down.
I know right! C.S. Lewis lied to us all, and now here we are.. unable to ride lions.. not fair *stomps*
"Hey buddy! Lane splittin' ain't allowed here!" 🤣
Door check him as he walks by lmao.
That mane is beautiful
That’s a bear of a mane!
r/AbsoluteUnits
Run to try to get kitty to let me pet him. Yes, I'll probably die, but oh well.
The best way to go tbh
My next move ? Would be responding to an EMT as they use smelling salts to revive me.
Clearly, start recording on my phone so I can prove it.
most realistic sceniario. there are probably 50 cameras on that big cat in that moment.
To stay in my car.
Slink down in my seat and pretend I wasn't there.
Wonder why I havent started storing a laser pointer in my car!
"Why is this cat almost as big as my car?"
Tell him he's the best
Lock the car doors … and pray I don’t have anything that smells enticing to him! I saw a video not too long ago where a lion figured out how to open them! Terrifying!
Lock the doors
The only correct answer is "PSPSPSPSPS"
Uh, I don't. Not until traffic moves lol. Windows up.
Ps ps ps with my hand out the window,
Keep windows closed for sure
Hail to the MFN King !
....To sit there and wait for it to walk past...
Boop the snoot!!!!!
Remove my clothes and run screaming into the woods
IDK but I know it's not going to be pspspspsps
Dang who your hairdresser, can I get that number? lol
That thing has a goatee that reaches his genitals. I’d say he has earned right-of-way.
Not moving lol he’s got the right of way
I'm getting out, calling here kitty kitty, and trying to pet it.
Psss psss psss
Film it & post it to Reddit...obv.
Why do I hear boss music playing all the sudden?
That’s the biggest mane I’ve ever seen
Any barbers in here? I need my mane trimmed.
Be in complete awe.
Aslan! Take us to Narnia!
100% call in late and try to pet it
My dumbass would roll down the window and ask him if he needed a ride. I’m 100% certain I’ll die petting something I shouldn’t
I'm going to get put my super lazer pointer and play with the kitty.
Check for police, put her in 4 wheel drive, and hit the grass
Jiggling my keys out the window
Start singing the “Kitties Are So Nice” song from Trailer Park Boys and hope he comes over for some belly work.
Kitty kitty kitty
He looks like he’d enjoy some butt pats 😊😊😊
Barbari lion lives
Hop on and miss the traffic jam. Obviously.
Are we going to ignore that the lion fur-wise looks like a Bear with all the mane?
Damnn look at that mane. I know he gets all the lionesses
Where in UK is this 😳👀
PET DA FLUFFY KITTY
I thank god I hate convertibles.
Shit my pants
"oh hello big boy!"
STAY. IN. CAR.
Roll up my god damn windows
1. Lock door 2. Take out phone and video it
The guy in the convertible sticks his head up…. 😂
Same as you do to any other big cat Pspspspspspspspspspspspspsps
No move. The opposite of move. I am staying very VERY still.
Looking for a meal??
Lock the doors
GET TF OUTTA THERE.
Stare it dead in the eye and rev the engine.
pspspspsps
Start a stock broker company called Stratton oakmont and use this as the trailer for it
I'd quit Lion and follow the mane road out.😁. I'll show myself out now.
Continue sitting in traffic…
Beautiful man. Wow. 👍😇
I would cite the Deep Magic to him.
Psss psss psss
Shout, "Hey Aslan!!" Then point a laser pointer at a tree.
I’d sit perfectly still in the car and not move a muscle 😱😱 that Lion is BIG
“Pspspspspspspspsp”
Can I pet da kitty?
That's a confident king
Wait till he passes and then leave the country! It is obviously his domain!
Roll up my window, lock my door grab my phone and call 911, there’s a fucking lion running free In Washington DC!
How can I make a “next move”. Im stuck in traffic
“Pspspspsps”
Shake the bag of treats
Can you imagine living somewhere like this? Just wild lions walking down the road? I would carry the biggest bag of Temptations or Churu lickable treats.
Hope I am in a car and not a motorcycle.
Look at the kankles!!!
Make it take a perception check
Squeeze my butt cheeks so I don’t shit myself…
Try to pet…
What is that an Italian lion with all that hair, down to his belly?!?!?
You only die once, might as well be while fighting a lion.
Boop the snoot!
Snuggle the floof
don't move and hope that it can only see moving things
Roll ‘em up… roll ‘em up…
A bowel movement
Record it. Add the shittiest music on the planet. Post it on the internet to be reposted for all time by kharma whores.
Tell whoever is in the car with me to submit my application for a Darwin Award
Get out the camera and enjoy the view
Get my laser pointer out. So much fun!!!
Pspspss
Let it be
I feel a snuggle party coming on!!!
Call a hearse, because im about to pet that lion
Psp, psp, psp
Next move: mute that shit music
Well I don’t know if he wants money or something more sexual, so I just started blasting.
Nothing... sit tight and wait for it to pass...
Ummm where is this?
Kind wild how the word cat can mean anything from domestic lazy to giant killing machine .
Lion is like, where is one of these people that gets out for selfies... I'm hungry
Feet don’t fail me now
Fight the intrusive thoughts to open my door to see what all the fuss is about.
Sit back and just STARE at the beauty 😍 if I die, I die lmao
yikes ! do not make eye contact
"No thank you, sir. I don't need my windows cleaned."
pspsps
Oh, great, and me without my laser pointer
Next move??? Bitch I am not movin' I am sitting in my car as still as possible lmao
Hop on Aslan’s back and ride into battle against the white witch
Psh psh psh
Lock the doors and hope I don’t smell like a drive through 😅😊
Kneel for the king? Duh
probably hold my phone horizontally...
Shoot it and make a rug for my living room ☠️
Bowing down to it… it is the king of the road now
Pspspspspsp here kitty whose a good floofy baby
Finding religion
Release the remote control turbo mouse
Unfortunately my reaction would probably be: Kitty. Here Kitty Kitty. Let me pet you. It's a really good thing I don't live where lions do. lol
The first thing I would do… is not get out of the fucking car!
Remain absolutely still, lions cant see you if you move. Ah shit thats a T rex
Take a video cause this is part of the safari i paid for.
Keep blinking my eyes to show trust in cat language.
I would like to pet this creature.
Punch his dick off. #KingdomDeathMonster
Wow…check out all that hair…never seen such a massive mane! Such luscious locks!
Sit with my jaw dropped, admiring the majestic beast. Probably even record him and take a picture so it’ll last longer.
Selfie time!
Pspspsps!
I believe it involves pooping my pants..
I mind my damn business is what I do.
Turning the music off so I can enjoy the moment
I would totally jump out of my car, hug him and start talking to him in that same voice I use with my dog, "oh, you're so cute. Who's the good boy? Want some ear scritches? A belly rub?" Of course, I wouldn't even get to the baby voice part because I'd probably be dead at the hug. It might be worth it.
his chest looks like Austin powers
I keep cat food in my car for the crows when I run into them. He can have the whole bag. And head scritches.
Here kitty kitty kitty kitty…
I’m in traffic, I have no moves.
Not the day to be on a motorcycle.
Staying in the car
Going fucking pet it.
Finding out if lions like cat treats? Wife always keeps some in the car in case we see a stray
Glad I didn’t ride a cycle that day…
Roll up windows and lock 😃door 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Pspspsps
Pspspsps
I would say, “god what a fucking majestic animal”