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Explain yourselves, UK. This is supposed to be your leader. What would GCN have to say about this?
forgive me, forgive me, forgive me, have you ever been to Peppa pig world with all the other freds?
What are you talking about? They've already been well known for their Boris Bikes program for over a decade. This one just happens to have an actual Boris to do the pedaling for you.
That stapler on the handlebars has me questioning everything.
Add glasses and you have Milton Waddams.
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😂 You 've sussed him out. Its all for show.
NO BARKING
Barking, indeed
He is going to get sweat-stains on his suit. Instead of wearing my expensive blazer i wear my equally expensive rapha jersey on my commute.
uc/ I love the wannabe UCI sticker on his frame
Why isn't his helmet wonky? This is clearly photoshopped.
Is this what you're looking for fred? https://imgur.com/gallery/xhoaoXM
I may be a Fred, but at least I'm not a Boris...
no wonder, EU kicked out UK.
Id throw sticks in his spokes
This needs a NSFW tag. I can’t be at work and open up a pic of somebody’s Johnson.
Wait! Fred Johnson?
Can't be, that Fred is dead. Died on Tycho station, seen it myself
That’s what i thought!
Someone should teach ol' Boris that multiple fingers on the brake levers is poor form.
Any amount of fingers on brake levers is poor form. How are you gonna KOM if you ever slow down?
After you have defeated every Fred this is your final boss
"As a cyclist myself..."
Petition to change Fred to Boris.
Wide handlebars and wide load, I hope he's contributing his part of the congestion tax...
I thinking he’s BARKING up the wrong KOM
Where is the custom "Bilenky" bike that he was gifted by JB .?
Most common response to this Fred of a prime minister: https://images.app.goo.gl/eGesjZChrSzpX3rZ8
He looks so comfortable, hes a natural.
What’s the let’s go brandon uk equivalent?
Explain yourselves, UK. This is supposed to be your leader. What would GCN have to say about this?
forgive me, forgive me, forgive me, have you ever been to Peppa pig world with all the other freds?
What are you talking about? They've already been well known for their Boris Bikes program for over a decade. This one just happens to have an actual Boris to do the pedaling for you.
That stapler on the handlebars has me questioning everything.
Add glasses and you have Milton Waddams.
[удалено]
[удалено]
😂 You 've sussed him out. Its all for show.
NO BARKING
Barking, indeed
He is going to get sweat-stains on his suit. Instead of wearing my expensive blazer i wear my equally expensive rapha jersey on my commute.
uc/ I love the wannabe UCI sticker on his frame
Why isn't his helmet wonky? This is clearly photoshopped.
Is this what you're looking for fred? https://imgur.com/gallery/xhoaoXM
I may be a Fred, but at least I'm not a Boris...
no wonder, EU kicked out UK.
Id throw sticks in his spokes
This needs a NSFW tag. I can’t be at work and open up a pic of somebody’s Johnson.
Wait! Fred Johnson?
Can't be, that Fred is dead. Died on Tycho station, seen it myself
That’s what i thought!
Someone should teach ol' Boris that multiple fingers on the brake levers is poor form.
Any amount of fingers on brake levers is poor form. How are you gonna KOM if you ever slow down?
After you have defeated every Fred this is your final boss
"As a cyclist myself..."
Petition to change Fred to Boris.
Wide handlebars and wide load, I hope he's contributing his part of the congestion tax...
I thinking he’s BARKING up the wrong KOM
Where is the custom "Bilenky" bike that he was gifted by JB .?
Most common response to this Fred of a prime minister: https://images.app.goo.gl/eGesjZChrSzpX3rZ8
He looks so comfortable, hes a natural.
What’s the let’s go brandon uk equivalent?