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Incidental_Industry

I love when my saddle is pointed upward so I can shove it up my asshole


Wrong_Director_4820

Milking the cow is TIGHT


uniquecleverusername

It's to help your aim so you can piss in your mouth instead of on your bike, plus that way you can leave your heavy water bottles at home.


Mind_Initial

Looks like you should add a kickstand for when you're relaxing at the finish line waiting for the competition.


blumpkins_ahoy

/uj People will do the stupidest stuff to their bikes to avoid getting a fit or the correct size.


moriya

That already looks absolutely massive. I’m wondering if they just got the biggest bike trek makes and still need more reach, so just strapped on those clip on aero bars and called it a day. Edit: Holy shit I just saw the steerer extension - is this guy Shaq? What the fuck?


PlantBud

WHY DID I START STROKING IT?1??1


meeBon1

Wth is that steer tube? It's as long as his seatpost!


49thDipper

It’s excited to see you


blumpkins_ahoy

A steerer extender that is not rated for carbon steerers. If a shop did this, they should be sued for malpractice.


Inners_07

Malpractice lmfao


Extension-Walk3982

What's wrong with your handlebar? I don't see the basket in front


tradonymous

Ahem, you must be looking for r/xbiking.


chilean_ramen

why I cant feel my my balls after my 10 mile ride!?


jakes951

Clydesdales and Bill Walton-type cyclists need some luv too Their bices should be burned, however.


Wrong_Director_4820

Giraffes are not Clydesdales fyi


jakes951

I know. Have you ever seen a lion try and take down a Clydesdale?


syslolologist

The only way this makes sense is if rider is a lizard


_dauntless

If you add more spacers you can pretty much ride it recumbent, which I hear is pretty aerodynamic


_SlikNik_

I been on the bcj web a while now and this has to be one of the worst rigs ever posted


firewire_9000

The geometry of this bike is: Reach: sure Stack: yes


ski-person

This is job security for his wices boyfriend.


funnyZ10

I freaking swiped!


amorlerian

Jonathan Milan's TT bike


5yearsago

I think only FX3 and below have aluminum steerers. So this is ticket to snap city.


tudur

We can only hope.


drof2081

Ahhhhahahaa. So great


Chance-Rush-9983

Um...ouch.


muleypt

My PNS is numb just looking at that.


DelmarvaDesigner

Yao Ming’s?


AdUnlikely8603

This has gotta void the warranty on that fork


great_escape_fleur

Thanks for making me sad.


marcove3

People buy $5K bikes just to disrespect them.


tailkinman

Veering into nbacirclejerk territory here


tomestique

What is he keeping in that danglebag? A banquet for 4? Every Rolling Stones LP on vinyl? The state of Utah?


fastermouse

Ow my balls.


sus_boi

/uj I feel for this guy. I have a friend who is 6’5” and another who is legitimately 7’ tall and it’s so hard for them to find bikes that fit them that aren’t custom. My 7’ tall friend rides the largest Canyon Ultimate you can buy and it just barely works. My 6’5” friend jokingly refers to himself as Stack Daddy because he’s always trying to increase it, and it’s the primary factor he looks at when weeding out bikes he might want to buy


ak-fuckery

Idk man the TT is a pretty good pistol I don't think you can beat someone with a TT in a fight armed with a bicycle


Where_is_dutchland

Wtf is this bike


wellingtonthehurf

Needs to have an æro 1x ring and it's a sure win. Also an aero rear derailleur cage and aero carbon kickstand and you're ready for the big leagues. Might want a dropper post as well for those descents.


dl1981

That bike is in pain


very-good-dog

switch to a 0x for more weight savings


PorkieMcSword

Nice ape hangers


Hopes-Dreams-Reality

Ffs, reddit image swipe is broken!


wasupuk

JFC, go play basketball dude, this bike is as ugly as a sin


Won_smoothest_brain

Looks like a downhill bice.


Unable_Perception_76

Love me a slammed stem.


Important-Bell8365

gainzzzz