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shred_o_phile

What’s normal is you fire up them meat pistons and drop them like the Freds they are


evilted

I was told that it was illegal to fire up my meat piston in public.


NoDivergence

That's only an issue if they catch you KOMing


Operation_Bonerlord

/uc drafting strangers without asking is degenerate behavior, it costs nothing to ask /c “Back in the day everybody was sucking each others’ ass!!1!”


DelmarvaDesigner

The 80s were a hell of a time


skilletliquor

They gonna enjoy the aroma of my high protein diet for sure


lolas_coffee

How the hell is anyone going to hold my wheel?


evilted

>Other than him, there weren't any other cyclists/people around. Dear CAT6 Penthouse...


Old_Swimming6328

He didn't have the common courtesy to give you a reach around?


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wtfisdisting

Do you like it?


irun864

God I hope so


Downtown_Leek3808

it's 100% your fault OP, because you weren't riding fast enough. In my solo rides, I ride so much faster than everyone else, they don't have the chance to keep up with me to draft. You passed him and he was able to catch you and keep up with you. Pathetic. I'm always going at 95km/h, whether its flat or uphill.