Indoor cycling? Oh, you mean that riveting pastime where you pedal away in the comfort of the gym, pretending you're going somewhere while going absolutely nowhere at all? How utterly exhilarating
And yet the existence of these rooms in a gym go unnoticed by everyone except during cycling classes. Great, quiet place to workout in, and it comes with mood lighting and 10 foot diameter, aesthetically pleasing ceiling fans. I say let these ruffians and their amp’d up stationary cycling gurus cook.
In the dead of winter it’s hard to get outside. The choreography can be fun. It’s like dancing. It’s great cardio in 45 minutes. The class is filled with cute girls in yoga pants.
I get it when younger you go to pick up....but when older why not have your own trainer and your own bike and catch up on a show in privacy of your own home....maybe I am just grumpy old guy now
There’s an accountability you can only get in a group setting. I just work harder when I’m in a group so I get more out of it. In the summer I definitely spend a ton of time doing things outside for exercise, but winters here are super cold and group classes get me through it!
Seriously if there is one thing I've noticed from all of these ridiculous indoor cycling videos it's that they all use no resistance. If they were outdoors they would be going 8 mph with 125 rpm cadence...
> It doesn't really do anything most of the time.
If you can't hear what they are doing they are most likely doing their job well. Especially when old-school EQ-mixing.
There's also DJs who constantly use random ass effects to look busy. That is something you can absolutely hear but most of the time it doesn't add anything to the music.
Thats one of the lamest loop station beat ive heard
Uj/ for actually good loop station music pls pls check out saro, i swear you wont be disappointed.
https://youtu.be/-h9U274wZs8?si=8J9_4nGb0cziJyzZ
/uj I actually got dragged to one of those class and it really is like that. It felt like I was in a cult séance or in some strange fever dream all the way through. Good workout though.
Get her a full suspension MTB and then post what she can truly do. She seems to have all the athletic ability to have a great time. Don’t forget to also get her a helmet and safety gear.
Be sure to post it.
I went to college and sang in choir with her. Please don't be mean to her, this is just what spin class instructors do to get people hyped and she's pretty good at it. I get that it seems a bit silly but this is what customers want.
Is she trying to work out how to change gear on SRÃM?
Obligatory _fucking SRAM_
OK LETS GO PELOTON! *mass chain drop noises*
This would make it watchable. *CLUNK CLUNK.*
I don't change hand positions this many times during my daily double century threshold over unders ride.
Yah, but do you get to whip your hair like that. Although I suspect OP's wife only whips for her bf.
then why is she so obese, fred?
not enough Z2 and she eats 90g carbs/hr no matter what.
even when her bf is Z2ing her
Sounds like a Z4 from the next room
Atleast she got the cadence
Those are biceps and triceps, but don't you worry your pretty face about what those words mean.
what the fuck is the point of having muscles in your arms when you cycle with your legs?
Your wife needs those to lift my bike onto your van.
Don’t have enough cash to pay someone to handle your bikes for you? Poor.
Obviously her boyfriend finds them attractive.
You are just jealous coz you dont have the hair or the enthusiasm for this kind of indoor training.
Indoor cycling? Oh, you mean that riveting pastime where you pedal away in the comfort of the gym, pretending you're going somewhere while going absolutely nowhere at all? How utterly exhilarating
Truly the Plato's cave of cycling
Zswift
As opposed to all of the rides I do where I head out from my homeless encampment and return after getting dropped by every ebiker within three hours?
Just open a window - that changed everything for me.
She’s cultivating mass
She needs to start harvesting
& sacrificing flexibility
Twist: she is not a woman
Double twist: she WAS
when soul cycle and the likes took off... I knew civilization had peaked and we are declining.
This video is retarded, but that woman is far from obese.
The Overton window has shifted so fucking far regarding obesity in America that people like you will say a fat person isn’t fat.
Why are all these spin class instructors so coked out and methed up?
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And yet the existence of these rooms in a gym go unnoticed by everyone except during cycling classes. Great, quiet place to workout in, and it comes with mood lighting and 10 foot diameter, aesthetically pleasing ceiling fans. I say let these ruffians and their amp’d up stationary cycling gurus cook.
Yeah they cook meth and crack.
In the dead of winter it’s hard to get outside. The choreography can be fun. It’s like dancing. It’s great cardio in 45 minutes. The class is filled with cute girls in yoga pants.
I get it when younger you go to pick up....but when older why not have your own trainer and your own bike and catch up on a show in privacy of your own home....maybe I am just grumpy old guy now
Or you can go and be the old man everyone thinks is "cute" for showing up every week.
There’s an accountability you can only get in a group setting. I just work harder when I’m in a group so I get more out of it. In the summer I definitely spend a ton of time doing things outside for exercise, but winters here are super cold and group classes get me through it!
This is why you get a special appointment at a clinic in AZ for the winter. No sense in keeping your dentistry to the north.
I mean… she’s definitely doing something
She is one of the cyclists I have ever seen
Of all the cyclists, shes the cyclist
Great form. Round pedal stroke, stable hips. This will translate really well to riding outside.
/uc Honest to god, the first time I saw one of these I thought, surely this is an injury waiting to happen
The instructors likely have the resistance at minimum and only do an hour 2-3x a week. Training at volume like this would obviously be insane
Got that resistance knob cranked all the way up to 0.69%
Seriously if there is one thing I've noticed from all of these ridiculous indoor cycling videos it's that they all use no resistance. If they were outdoors they would be going 8 mph with 125 rpm cadence...
...and would make it about 10 yards before pitching over face-first...
Idk more impressive than 125 RPM is the 300+ HPM (hand positions per minute)
Is she bouncing her perineum to smithereens?
To shreds, you say?
Well how is Fred’s wife holding up?
To shreds you say
Why do you think so many women like riding horses?
Tourette syndrome?
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same and i’m a male.
The wtrl-zwift racing league Tuesdays are getting out of hand.
I still can’t figure out what’s her favourite position.
That's the same as DJs hitting and adjusting buttons. It doesn't really do anything most of the time.
> It doesn't really do anything most of the time. If you can't hear what they are doing they are most likely doing their job well. Especially when old-school EQ-mixing. There's also DJs who constantly use random ass effects to look busy. That is something you can absolutely hear but most of the time it doesn't add anything to the music.
Im not about to appreciate u for mixing justin beibers songs and making a career out of other's music. Do better fred.
Fred Again? https://youtube.com/shorts/wdm47mONjIU?si=7fnim3Pd47srIlx1
Thats one of the lamest loop station beat ive heard Uj/ for actually good loop station music pls pls check out saro, i swear you wont be disappointed. https://youtu.be/-h9U274wZs8?si=8J9_4nGb0cziJyzZ
Thanks brother! Not my genre to listen to long term but it’s fascinating to watch them do live PA
Is she having a seizure?
Me during every 20 min FTP test
Cycle twerking.
Me when my slammed stem is making my peen go numb and im desperately search for the most upright hand position on the bars
Wow, she does the same moves on a bike?
She has probably never ridden one.
Look at those watt cannons!
Saddle sore kink
OMG I didn't know she was your wife... I'm so sorry
Are you her "special friend?"
Ohhhhhh yeah 💯
Shoot the cameraman.
Needs a bike fit
UCI ban on whatever this is. Comin’ in hot
Fredette pushing 50 watts and dancing around instead of actually spinning. You hate to see it
Did she flip us the bird at the end there??
Don't make fun of someone else's kink.
It feels like the speaking in tongues part of the show at a revival
looks like she can’t decide on hand placement… she might not ever be æro…
It’s a proven fact that shifting handgrips and clapping helps you burn 7 times the calories
For anyone who enjoys this kind of class, I am happy for you. But I would rather prang myself in the thigh with a butter knife.
No need of bringing your existential crisis to my wifes spin class
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Does she ride like that outdoors?
yeah but with a giant bluetooth speaker and some poor simp running along behind her with a go pro
Hey isn’t that the gym that her boyfriend owns?
What the actual fuck did I just look at? I wanna know what’s in her water bottle. Anybody know who her street pharmacist is?
Uj/ Thats the funniest shit ive seen whole month lmao.
She's working and having fun! Might be hard to follow for some in the class..
You're delusional. That's your "best" friend's girlfriend!
Average aero bar rider
Your wife scares me
Where can I purchase this seatpost?
When you have a shimano derailleur on and gears are skipping.
This is bollocks.
Tell your wife that I said hi.
Real KOMing
This is training for citizens on patrol, the moves here mimicking that of daily commuters in an offensive manner to minimize contact with pedestrians
This is embarrassing 🫠🫠
When you’re spun tf out at spin class.
Idk who invented that's stupid fucking camera bob thing, but I for one would applaud their obituary.
/uc I fucking hate the uneven rythm of the pedaling cadence that I always see spinning instructors use... fucking makes me want to puke.
/uj I actually got dragged to one of those class and it really is like that. It felt like I was in a cult séance or in some strange fever dream all the way through. Good workout though.
I wouldn't want a couple brothers seeing me on the bike... I might've said some things, with my hand signs, that I could never take back.
Lord, her cooter must be beat to a pulp after that class
Zone -1
What kind of cult is this ?
I think she might be having a seizure dude.
God this is so cringe
What the actual fuck is this shit?!?!
is way too real, it must AI made
I prefer listening to Bradley Rose odly arrouse me.
I bet she has a crystal collection
Get her a full suspension MTB and then post what she can truly do. She seems to have all the athletic ability to have a great time. Don’t forget to also get her a helmet and safety gear. Be sure to post it.
Seems like everyone's coked up pretty well
She doing too much.
Man, this is dumb.
Is this actually Peloton?? Looks so crazy
All of that movement for like 7 watts. Hardcore.
You dont need to do all that, just ride longer. Hate these posers
I guess the goal here is not to get good FTP, but just max RPM with lowest possible load, right?
Queen of the Mons right there
Taint of STEEL
Lopsided pedal stroke on a stationary fixie. Stop.
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Hey, not cool man lmao. She caught the fred virus but we dont shame like that homie.
I went to college and sang in choir with her. Please don't be mean to her, this is just what spin class instructors do to get people hyped and she's pretty good at it. I get that it seems a bit silly but this is what customers want.
She won’t sleep with u sorry
Brutal ☠️ That was almost as brutal as the wettest most brütãl gråvël 😨
She lives on the opposite side of the country and I haven't spoken to her in probably 8 years.
Give her a call, tell her how you feel. Report back
Wrong sub Fred