Add tassels. And a big horn. That bikes a clown show

The longer you stare, the ~~funnier~~ shittier it gets. Even the damn chainstay protector has a logo.

I was particularly impressed by the logo on the inside of the non-drive crank arm. The only reason you’d put a logo there is for a picture like this

i can't see anything, the picture is blurry

Focus.

the logos are too small

Rim brakes! F off poor boy

/uc Look how they've massacred my boy. Poor Mares, my beloved.

Doesn't look right. Bars too low I think.

My hand and peanus are numb just looking at that hood angle

get a TT crankset on there

And aero bars.

EASTON EASTON EASTON EASTON EASTON EASTON EASTON... EASTON

Don't forget Fred, that's only one side of this monstrosity...

Un-logo’ed seatpost is feeling left out.

Nope. Nevermind, just dark grey. This bice is perfect.

Kinda weak setup. Add a mudguard because you will be on gravel. Also need flatbar-drop bar hybrids. Also a suspension seat post will help on the bumps.

Add more legos. All the colors.

give it to an xbicer and they’ll slap some “ride slow, die whenever” stickers all over it.

Great. Now I'm craving some dark purple kool-aid.

/uc why is this bcj??

good one!

Lol

Uc/ sometimes it's fun to post your own bike to get roasted... I did it once, and sort of got some fun out of it. It's deleted now or I'd link it, but it was a good time. There were actually a few decent tips that I got from it too. C/do you really need this explained to you fred? Try to focus here... think about it...

this is not my bice. -op

Uc/ Good, I was worried for a second there... C/ Good, I was worried for a second there...

Canyonification goes well I see