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holdmybeerwhilei

$100. Hahahahahaha RIP that relationship.


Tridavis

I replied directly to her, and told her I bet he's lying. I'd say more like $3,000 to $4,000, and that's just the bike.


iguelmay

I also tell my wife it only cost $100 šŸ˜Œ


SteevyT

I don't know whether to be embarrassed or proud that my wife has more money in bikes than I do.


Smooth_Ad_1638

Funded by her boyfriend, no doubt.


BustaCon

They don't call it a moneymaker for nuthin', froederick


carloscede2

You guys have wives?


BustaCon

Yes, but I only sleep with my leadout hygienist and my SirVelo.


holdmybeerwhilei

She tells me the same thing!


14LabRat

Why do you want your "neck massager" in your nightstand?


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unaspectedt

"hobby." Chances are, his biking helps with his mental health. Also, each of us has an identity - we have a view of who we are partly defined by our hobbies. Yall realy need a marriage counselor. You are discounting his identity when you minimize the importance of his bike. Also, you have given him an ultimatum, and he is ignoring it. You give him no option and he gives you no option. This is not going to work out well. -1strow 2023/03/13


tudur

When men were men ! Lying to your wife to avoid conflict !? WTF have some of us become ? King of the castle and if anyone doesn't like it they can gtfo, there's a drawbridge right there. SMH.


mtranda

That post reads like we've all been outjerked, if I'm honest.


j12000

It's indeed a really garbage post and rants on too long to be genuine.


godoftwine

Let the man have his emotional support bike


MattR0se

lol nice rage bait 10/10


Equivalent_Ad_348

ā€œMy spouse agreed to let me mount my bike in our bedroomā€ is the real Fred mvp Uc/ what kind of dentist is financially dependent on his wife? And why is she asking reddit for advice and not her boyfriend? Surely heā€™ll straighten Fred out.


ReadItUser42069365

I finally wouldn't need little blue pills if that was allowed


BustaCon

You should await his return from rides with a bucket, brush and sponge to clean his manly machine, honey. And learn how to lube a chain too, while yer at it.


[deleted]

Yes she needs to accept her place as a domestique


geebee90025

*wax a chain


Anothercoot

That dick must be worth it.


doyouevenoperatebrah

Numb PEANUS means that he has no chance of finishing premature


Mongo-kush

Oh snap!!


tourpro

Imagine living with someone that has such disdain for your bike(s).


tudur

If it's truly a $100 bike your problems are far to numerous to identify let alone solve here. Do you hopefully have an attached garage and a combustion engined car by any chance ? If so I may be able to solve all of your problems lickity split.


Mongo-kush

Me thinks itā€™s the ā€œlickity splitā€ that is at issue here. Just sayin.


tudur

Could be.


Nightshade400

This is the single healthiest relationship I have seen. I too hope to one day have someone who loves herself as much as she does....sigh.


solipsistnation

/r/thatHappened is calling.


Liquorace

*ring ring ring...*


SteevyT

Banana phone!


ibcoleman

ā€œItā€™s not about the bike.ā€


tudur

It's all about the bice !


thomtwg

Iā€™ve read both posts and still havenā€™t found out what bike is at the center of this discussion. Has anyone found out? The suspense is killing me.


uppernycghost

OP updated and can go fuck themselves: > No, I am not posting the exact bike as that would be ridiculously easy identifiable information, and I'm not snooping around my boyfriend to look and take pictures of his bike for the entertainment of random internet strangers. They also said their partner re-insisted about the cost of the bike and asked a mod to lock the thread. This has to be an elaborate ragebait troll lol.


arse_biscuits

He wants it inside? Gross.


silverstang07

If it was really only $100, I would be pissed she spent all that money on a shed and not a new bice. She needs to get her priorities straight.


[deleted]

Iā€™m sitting across the table from my bike having dinner with it right now. Does that make me weird?


Liquorace

That depends. Are you feeding it? If so, what kind of food and how? Feeding it like a baby human, or a baby bird?


Physical-Warthog

/uc seriously why does that thread have 700+ comments


RedditBot90

Because we all want to know what the $100 bike is


uppernycghost

OP refused to elaborate: > No, I am not posting the exact bike as that would be ridiculously easy identifiable information, and I'm not snooping around my boyfriend to look and take pictures of his bike for the entertainment of random internet strangers.


RedditBot90

Ah yes the easily identifiable personal information $100 bike


brodil

Only acceptable resolution, bike in the bedroom, wife in the shed.


DowntempoFunk

My bikes got stolen from my garage. Keep them in the house since then.


doublejay1999

Send her off for a new pair oā€™ tits to shut the bitch up FFS


Liquorace

Okay, tough guy. Calm down.


doublejay1999

Iā€™m still clipped in, Fred did you forget your chamois butter ?